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Pet friendly paint or stain

Started by Ozziespur, 19th March 2013 11:20 AM

1.0, 2.4m, advance, building, class, elements, endangering, exterior, finish, friendly, ginea, gnawing, guinea, happy, hutch, ideas, life, metre, paint, pet, pig, pigs, scott, stain, swmbos, teacher, whilst, wifes, withstand

Replies: 5
Views: 4,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2013 11:35 AM; by Ozziespur

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FINISHING

Little old lady drivers

Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM

blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM; by A Duke

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European bailout mechanism

Started by dakotax3, 8th February 2012 04:30 PM

100, bailout, bill, butcher, counter, credit, day, debt, euro, european, farmer, german, hotel, lady, local, mechanism, money, night, note, owner, pay, pig, proprietor, rich, runs, suspect, takes, traveller, upstairs, village

Replies: 4
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2012 05:25 PM; by rustynail

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So this is how it works... the economy

Started by Avery, 29th December 2011 01:10 PM

$100, atmosphere, bill, butcher, co-op, counter, credit, debt, economy, false, farmer, hotel, moment, motel, owner, pay, pays, picks, pig, proprietor, reading, runs, stairs, suspect, takes, times, town, traveler, upstairs, works

Replies: 3
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2012 07:46 PM; by skot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Reason for my divorce

Started by Chief Tiff, 29th August 2010 07:35 PM

divorce, divorced, ex-wife, fine, grounds, incompatability, jew, pig, reason, religious

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 08:19 AM; by robbygard

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Giday folks

Started by GreenTemple, 7th August 2010 08:54 PM

bench, buy, empty, eventually, folks, forward, giday, grahame, guinea, half, hand, imagine, learn, learning, love, metal, people, pig, power, ready, screws, shed, specific, start, style, timber, tools, training, wood, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2010 08:05 AM; by GreenTemple

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

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Alan and Barry go fishing

Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 07:47 PM

agreed, alan, anxiously, barry, beautiful, boat, brim, catch, catching, cunning, distance, filled, fish, fishing, happened, happy, headed, home, mark, ocean, pen, pig, relaxed, replied, rich, smile, spot, struck, tipped, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 07:47 PM; by munruben

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Farting pig sparks gas leak emergency

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th November 2009 04:36 PM

120-odd, alerted, axedale, bit, cfa, coming, compose, dealt, driveway, drove, emergency, fairly, farting, fire, fire-fighters, funny, gas, giggle, heard, huge, kilo, leak, obvious, pig, professionally, smell, sow, sparks, speak, station

Replies: 4
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 08:30 AM; by Woodwould

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Looking for guinea pig to test new wall feature product

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th October 2009 02:20 PM

adverting, business, design, designed, discuss, email, exciting, feature, features, finish, guinea, installing, located, materials, melbourne, modern, pay, pig, process, product, range, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, stephen, supplying, test, thread, ugly, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 02:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Start to worry

Started by dennford, 13th May 2009 11:53 PM

2007, 2008, 2010, australian, bird, chicken, chinese, cock, coincidence, decimates, denn, equine, flu, globe, horse, hundreds, influenza, kills, noticed, pandemic, pig, pigs, possibly, racing, sick, start, swine, worry, worse, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2009 12:16 AM; by fenderbelly

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Double trouble

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2009 10:00 AM

allan, annoyed, ate, axe, clout, double, eating, lot, pig, planted, ran, returned, rows, season, snout, split, strawberries, stray, time, trouble

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 09:01 PM; by Rodgera

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Blessings

Started by the Padma, 30th December 2008 04:30 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 06:42 PM; by BernieP

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Funny Questions & Answers

Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 12:24 AM

agent, answers, bury, chop, cries, deep, difference, drowning, feet, funny, god, guys, irs, jersey, lawyer, lawyers, lips, lunch, lying, moving, onion, paper, pig, q.if, questions, read, save, shark, sites, twelve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 12:24 AM; by Shrek3

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Happy

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd December 2008 06:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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Words Are Never Enough

Started by wheelinround, 27th October 2008 04:13 PM

chance, close, english, guinea, intimate, invented, language, line, list, morning, people, pig, play, plural, polish, produce, sow, special, subject, taught, tear, time, two-letter, upa, upfor, upthe, wind, word, words, wound

Replies: 2
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2008 11:09 PM; by joe greiner

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Men!

Started by Rodgera, 19th July 2008 11:16 AM

continue, corner, crashes, driving, immediately, leans, listen, men, middle, mountain, narrow, pass, pig, replies, road, rounds, steep, window, witch, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:16 AM; by Rodgera

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Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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Three Little Pigs

Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 09:59 PM; by wayfarer

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Blonde and a Pig

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:29 PM

arm, blonde, passes, person, pig, raffle, street, walking, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:29 PM; by MICKYG

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The pig and the ute..

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:43 AM

accident, bit, boss, call, caught, damage, drag, drongo, head, hey, hit, huge, jimmy, kickin, motorbike, owner, pig, receives, replies, rifle, seat, shoot, somethin, squealin, station, suspension, terrible, uhf, ute

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:43 AM; by Toyboy

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Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

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The pig breeder

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd January 2008 08:03 AM

allan, boar, breeder, city, confronted, congress, day, engaged, farm, farmer, girl, impress, nose, pig, pigs, pigstys, postal, pursuits, replied, ring, rooting, sexual, sows, stop, suddenly, sweet, visit, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 05:36 PM; by echnidna

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3 little pigs

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 29th November 2007 09:00 PM

boy, build, building, class, fascinating, gather, hand, home, house, logically, materials, matter-of-factly, mind, minutes, pardon, paused, pig, pigs, pigsthis, proving, raised, reading, story, straw, talking, teach, teacher, true, unable, wheelbarrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 09:00 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Is yer dad home

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th November 2007 11:30 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, farmhouse, finally, greg, helps, home, message, minutes, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, replied, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:43 PM; by scooter

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Brave pig

Started by Dennis Millard, 27th July 2007 12:12 AM

atraveller, bit, brave, bravest, bum, called, character, cockies, day, dragged, eat, fantastic, farmer, fire, house, incredible, leg, looked, lose, marvelous, paddock, pig, real, reared, rough, teeth, threatened, wife, worries, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 12:12 AM; by Dennis Millard

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No Speaka Da English

Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2007 10:45 PM

aloud, asses, attention, bus, coola, country, den, english, foul-mouthed, frienda, galvanized, hears, hey, indignantly, justa, lady, lives, mississippi, obsessed, pig, public, retorted, sex, sit, speak, speaka, spell, talkinabouta, tellin, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 10:45 PM; by Barry_White

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As requested by johnc

Started by WoodGirl, 7th February 2007 06:07 PM

battery, breaks, bulb, chauvinistic, cross, died, difference, dishwasher, figured, finally, form, guy, hear, johnc, laughing, light, male, pig, positive, requested, road, screw, sex, shes, stand, time, told, woman, women, worse

Replies: 11
Views: 2,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2007 03:38 PM; by Howdya do that

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What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Speak English fat pig.

Started by Wongo, 12th November 2006 11:29 PM

40s, bad, bought, bus, caught, centre, cheesed, chinese”, day, english, fat, feeling, lady, lady.mad, left, lunch, mind, others?mad, pig, reason, said.d, shopping, speak, terrible, title, train, walked, walking, woman, words

Replies: 11
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:51 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Peter Beattie, Brain Surgeon

Started by Doughboy, 24th October 2006 08:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologise, beattie, brain, car, control, offends, pete, peter, pig, poop?confused, rocket, scientist, state;, surgeon, thick

Replies: 22
Views: 2,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 07:04 AM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Keep an Eye Out

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 2,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:59 AM; by AlexS

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Puzzle

Started by Iain, 29th June 2006 12:04 PM

answer, awareness, car, childrens, constant, dangerous, driving, engine, fire, giant, ground, helicopter, highly, issed, left, level, merry-go-round, overtake, pig, puzzle, safely, scenario, scroll, situation, situational, size, solve, speed, travelling, valley

Replies: 14
Views: 2,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2006 03:04 PM; by Wongo

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A husband's Explanation

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM

blouse, boutique, clothes, co-worker, dirty, door, explanation, grateful, holes, home, husband, husbands, jeans, lady, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, threw, tight, unfaithful, wait, walked, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM; by goat

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Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

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JOKES

One for the kids

Started by Carry Pine, 18th April 2006 12:52 PM

carpet, carpeting, cigarettes, crawl, easy, finished, flat, guinea, hey, joke, kid, kids, knock, layer, layers, lounge, love, lump, mallet, middle, minute, mister, notices, oldie, pig, pocket, rubber, top, walks, yeh

Replies: 2
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2006 09:29 AM; by Carry Pine

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use it or lose it

Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM

anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:36 AM; by Grunt

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JOKES

The Farmer & the Lawyer

Started by Baz, 30th October 2005 07:29 PM

abide, agreed, boot, capped, city, climbed, custom, dropped, easily, farmer, farmers, fella, fence, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, outback, paddock, pig, replied, rule, shot, slowly, smiled, steel, three-kick, times, toe, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:31 PM; by Trav

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Pretentious Nursery Rhymes.

Started by Dendot, 7th October 2005 10:01 PM

abode, boar, buy, corpulent, employ, fat, hard, hawkers, hog, home, hue, indulge, inured, jiggetty-jig, joggetty-jog, lamb, market, mary, method, native, nursery, peace, pig, porkers, preference, pretentious, pursue, retreat, rhymes, road

Replies: 11
Views: 2,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 10:07 PM; by biotechy2k

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kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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Animals

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

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new house

Started by Tonyz, 19th September 2004 06:14 PM

35+, awhile.r, built, confused, eek, feel, fight, gentle[people], house, info, live, living, lost, love, pig, rating, serriously, strawbale, tonto

Replies: 5
Views: 2,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2004 06:43 PM; by seriph1

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Top End

Started by Baz, 20th August 2004 08:23 PM

303, arch, blue, boss, bull-bars, bullbars, calls, end, farm, flashing, front, hand, head, helluva, hit, light, manager, minutes, motor-bike, pig, pigs, raged, remove, removed, right-front, shot, stuck, top, ute, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 08:23 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

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Little known facts!

Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM

ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 10:55 PM; by Tonyz

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Why English is hard to learn

Started by DaveInOz, 24th April 2003 01:14 PM

chance, close, crazy, desert, dove, english, guinea, ham, hard, intimate, invalid, language, lead, learn, object, pig, play, plural, polish, produce, row, sewer, ship, sow, subject, tear, time, wind, wise, wound

Replies: 3
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2003 10:14 PM; by Banjo

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Naughty boy

Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2001 11:05 AM; by Gino

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misc

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:03 PM; by Gino

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Beers Good Tucker,.. Eh!

Started by John Saxton, 25th November 2000 01:06 AM

accuse, beer, beers, bottle, car, care, demand, dosent, easy, football, games, gene, good, labels, mind, month, mother, pick, pig, play, pop, raise, sexist, share, tastes, toilet, tucker, wet, whine, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2000 05:24 PM; by RETIRED

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