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  1. Royal Brisbane Hospital

    Started by smidsy, 21st November 2014 07:40 PM
    brisbane, hospital, royal
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,378
    Last Post: 22nd November 2014 09:39 AM
    by RoyG  Go to last post
  2. A wee Dram o' the good stuff

    Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM
    admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,435
    Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM
    by Stewie D  Go to last post

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  3. I may be in trouble

    Started by Old-Biker-UK, 29th May 2014 07:17 AM
    boil, boiled, busy, chocolates, day, decided, doh, dryb, factory, flatten, glue, grapes, horn, hospital, kitchen, mark, musgrove, park, pieces, project, saucepan, send, smells, trouble, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,616
    Last Post: 29th May 2014 09:36 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post
  4. Hospital Bracelet

    Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM
    admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 977
    Last Post: 25th March 2014 04:54 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post

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  5. I think this is probably a true story !!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM
    agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,898
    Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM
    by Grumpy John  Go to last post

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  6. Thinking of Arthur

    Started by specialist, 19th November 2013 10:07 PM
    arthur, artme, hospital, moment, robert, thinking
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,470
    Last Post: 30th November 2013 09:19 PM
    by Ad de Crom  Go to last post
  7. Very lucky escape

    Started by rwbuild, 10th November 2013 02:27 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    #@$%^, bruising, claim, complicated, coughing, driver, escape, excellent, forky, gated, hospital, hurts, impact, killers, lucky, matter, medical, moving, pain, ribs, safely, safety, shoes, simple, staff, started, suddenly, task, wrong, zone
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 3,293
    Last Post: 30th November 2013 07:32 PM
    by rwbuild  Go to last post
  8. The Patient

    Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM
    302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,268
    Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM
    by issatree  Go to last post

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  9. Open

    Started by Rodgera, 15th October 2013 10:41 AM
    16-year-old, dad, daughter, heading, hesitation, hospital, mouth, open, phone, procedure, quipped, ride, scheduled, surgery, swmbo, talked, teenager, tonsillectomy, undergo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,184
    Last Post: 15th October 2013 10:41 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  10. My very happy birthday

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:26 PM
    3rd, ago, allan, birthday, block, born, bruises, couple, cutting, days, fall, forums, happy, home, hospital, kindling, moral, night, october, recall, sending, shed, sprained, story, time, wishes, wood, woodworking, wrist
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,909
    Last Post: 12th October 2013 05:01 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post
  11. Tablesaw-1, Kev Y.-0

    Started by Kev Y., 27th June 2013 06:22 PM
    2 Pages
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    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 4,437
    Last Post: 18th August 2013 10:41 PM
    by soundman  Go to last post

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  12. GOING TO: Geelong to Melbourne

    Started by Scott, 19th June 2013 12:38 PM
    10pm, 19th, 2.30pm, afternoon, agency, car, coming, drop, fee, finish, fit, geelong, god, happy, home, hospital, john, june, late, melbourne, moment, nursing, pick, plenty, scored, shift, start, transport
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,427
    Last Post: 19th June 2013 12:38 PM
    by Scott  Go to last post
  13. Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision

    Started by MBM888, 14th April 2013 11:43 AM
    afraid, born, breeze, buddy, circumcision, cream, day, gurneys, hospital, ice, jelly, kid, kids, leans, lots, luck, lying, operating, pre-op, replies, sleep, surgeries, theatre, tonsillectomy, tonsils, wake, walk, whoao, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,366
    Last Post: 14th April 2013 11:43 AM
    by MBM888  Go to last post

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  14. Knocked Off My Perch

    Started by wheelinround, 7th January 2013 01:28 PM
    bench, blew, chamber, cracked, cracks, draughtsman, gas, heat, held, hospital, knocked, lifted, move, perch, photos, sconed, seal, shed, son, sottl, spotted, stool, stretcher, time, transfer, welded, welds, workshop, wrong, yesterday
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,600
    Last Post: 25th January 2013 04:47 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  15. Muffins

    Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM
    answer, blunt, burning, calmly, cooking, cried, dashed, days, dinner, eye, guessed, head, hospital, minutes, muffins, oven, overshooting, plate, replied, set, shaved, smelled, spent, swmbo, temperature, time, timer, trauma, wiped, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,557
    Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM
    by rrich  Go to last post

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  16. Rising temperature

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM
    allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,316
    Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM
    by A Duke  Go to last post

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  17. With apologies to Gene Pitney!

    Started by artme, 1st November 2012 10:44 AM
    apologies, base, beware, bingo, bone, cast, checking, chipped, concentration, cut, forearm, fought, gene, half, hand, hospital, lacerated, lapse, momentary, months, nights, pitney, post, tendons, thickness, thumb, timber, top, won, wrist
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,587
    Last Post: 4th November 2012 09:17 AM
    by artme  Go to last post

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  18. 40th Birthday surprise

    Started by Rodgera, 18th October 2012 10:14 AM
    30th, 40-year-old, 40th, bedroom, birthday, body, buy, clothes, discharged, dressed, dug, expected, guess, hint, hoping, hospital, limp, means, offered, outfit, surprise, swmbo, ten, walk, waltzed, wardrobe, week, wore
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,224
    Last Post: 18th October 2012 07:55 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  19. Cowardly Mongrels

    Started by artme, 5th September 2012 06:09 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    ####, apparently, arrested, behaviour, blood, broken, bull, car, cock, collection, cook, covered, cowardly, excuse, fractured, hospital, justify, lawyer, mongrels, motorist, passing, police, shirtless, smart, spotted, steal, stole, stuarts, torched, upside
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 3,302
    Last Post: 11th October 2012 01:54 PM
    by artme  Go to last post
  20. OS again

    Started by artme, 17th March 2012 12:06 AM
    agin, ana, ana;s, beautiful, camera, chile, clotting, decided, downloaded, due, easter, forum, gravely, hopping, hospital, intensive, island, kauri, moment, mother, museum, pacific, photos, pics, post, santiago, tahiti, travel, views, wil
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,370
    Last Post: 22nd March 2012 01:32 AM
    by artme  Go to last post
  21. Blood transfusion

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM
    admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,265
    Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  22. dark + dog + glass door = . . .

    Started by BobL, 1st October 2011 01:32 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    bad, bar, bits, blood, bridge, cramp, cross, cuts, dark, dog, door, dripping, drunken, emergency, glass, head, hit, hobo, hospital, hurts, injuries, left, leg, metal, nauseous, night, nose, stand, street, swmbo
    • Replies: 31
    • Views: 5,832
    Last Post: 15th October 2011 11:52 PM
    by ian  Go to last post

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  23. An old mate

    Started by artme, 17th September 2011 10:13 AM
    attitude, boosts, brain, couple, deal, dropped, emailed, fear, finishing, forabout, grew, hand, hope, hospital, left, life, maintaining, mate, mates, morale, phone, positive, promised, school, separate, spoken, studied, time, touch, troglodyte
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,621
    Last Post: 15th October 2011 10:46 AM
    by Ed Reiss  Go to last post
  24. David Charlsworth very ill

    Started by ian, 9th October 2011 09:22 PM
    books, breathing, burden, charlesworth, charlsworth, community, comunicate, confused, david, davids, days, derives, due, dvds, financial, germany, hospital, illness, income, online, oxygen, past, pat, relieve, rob, started, teaching, weak, woodcentral, woodworking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,580
    Last Post: 9th October 2011 10:22 PM
    by FRB Design  Go to last post
  25. Disabled Disabled toilets

    Started by wheelinround, 10th September 2011 10:46 PM
    2nd, access, blood, bloody, bowl, disabled, door, emergency, floor, government, greeted, ground, hospital, kick, labor, management, mins, public, remaining, remains, required, seat, situation, staff, stained, stupidity, swift, toilet, toilets, trip
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,118
    Last Post: 14th September 2011 12:26 AM
    by Ed Reiss  Go to last post
  26. Keeping a Confidence

    Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2011 04:14 PM
    arrival, arrived, awaiting, baby, boy, child, confidence, fine, friend, girl, hospital, information, keeping, mine, nurse, phone, policy, reply, telephoned, told, understand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,343
    Last Post: 31st August 2011 03:41 PM
    by Ozkaban  Go to last post

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  27. Last wishes

    Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM
    agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,295
    Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  28. Is there a better way to fold sheets?

    Started by Phil Spencer, 12th June 2011 12:12 PM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    bed, bottom, changing, crisp, deg, fitted, fitting, flick, fold, folded, giving, hospital, iron, morning, putting, resort, sheet, sheets, straighten, suggestions, template, top, tucks.u, whilst, wondering
    • Replies: 50
    • Views: 4,620
    Last Post: 27th June 2011 05:03 PM
    by AlexS  Go to last post
  29. GORE WARNING Another short fingered forumite

    Started by Ironwood, 28th January 2011 10:25 AM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    attached, blades, bone, cut, drove, finger, fingered, fingers, finished, fixed, flap, forumite, home, hospital, jointer, luckily, minutes, nail, pulled, putting, section, shattered, short, spent, stitched, stitches, trim, underside, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 50
    • Views: 8,344
    Last Post: 21st April 2011 11:30 PM
    by Handyjack  Go to last post

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  30. Got bitten

    Started by kiwioutdoors, 7th February 2011 02:38 PM
    bitten, cover, dressing, flap, greatu, hospital, hour, knee, left, means, north, nurse, plastic, public, pulled, ready, scar, shore, shut, skills, steristrips, stitched, stitches, stuck, suturing, theatre, uncomfortable, wait, woodworking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,742
    Last Post: 7th February 2011 07:56 PM
    by Scott  Go to last post

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  31. Some times things suck!

    Started by Phil Spencer, 29th January 2011 10:51 AM
    1939, asbestosis, ass, boilers, break, bugger, career, catch, caught, diagnosed, disease, dog, hardy, hospital, james, john, lagging, life, lives, morning, people, perspective, pissed, poor, risks, suck, things, times, understatement, whilst
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,624
    Last Post: 29th January 2011 08:23 PM
    by Carry Pine  Go to last post
  32. Must be the time for injuries

    Started by ozhunter, 1st December 2010 08:44 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    arm, cast, clean, completely, cut, easily, erroru, finger, hand, honking, hospital, injuries, left, lot, minute, minutes, nicely, night, panicked, pity, rant, scary, severed, shooting, softly, story, tendon, time, whimpering, worse
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 3,015
    Last Post: 16th December 2010 03:52 PM
    by stevemc32  Go to last post

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  33. family going to Oz

    Started by Rifleman1776, 6th August 2010 07:49 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    adventure, australia, children, climbing, daughter-in-law, days, december, emergency, family, hawaii, home, hope, hospital, hurdles, lot, macquarie, miss, missouri, physician, plane, port, proud, returning, son, springfield, stop, usa, visit, visits, world
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,378
    Last Post: 14th September 2010 12:16 AM
    by Rifleman1776  Go to last post
  34. Prayers answered

    Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM
    announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,971
    Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM
    by minus459  Go to last post

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  35. The other day

    Started by groverwa, 17th August 2010 07:59 PM
    blue, card, centrelink, choice, day, decided, disappeared, emergency, entering, feel, free, hospital, hours, internet, jacket, laundry, machine, mcdonalds, minutes, pinned, plastic, public, quicker, running, saved, service, sick, sit, staff, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,801
    Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:16 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  36. Gentleman Woodworker

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd July 2010 01:50 PM
    contemplate, fletty, found, gentleman, home, hospital, retired, sealed, shed, speak, stitches, woodworker
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,671
    Last Post: 7th July 2010 11:09 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post
  37. Funeral Joke

    Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM
    awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,924
    Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM
    by Rum Pig  Go to last post

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  38. another paddy joke

    Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM
    2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM
    by defender  Go to last post

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  39. A few good Senior Moments

    Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM
    baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,667
    Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM
    by Calm  Go to last post

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  40. GORE WARNING Incident with Jet Drum Sander-Gore Warning!

    Started by rod1949, 20th April 2010 12:19 PM
    5 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5
    5-6, arvo, bit, chest, clean, culprit, drum, eat, fingers, food, graft, hospital, incident, jet, lines, mess, monday, night, operation, sander, sander-gore, sandergore, skin, sown, warning, wednesday, week, weeks, won
    • Replies: 62
    • Views: 24,526
    Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:37 PM
    by Pops  Go to last post

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  41. Federal hospital system

    Started by hughie, 22nd April 2010 01:21 AM
    difference, eggs, federal, fee, fees, gap, hospital, line, medical, mentioned, missed, pick, procedures, set, structure, system
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,163
    Last Post: 22nd April 2010 10:23 AM
    by Sebastiaan56  Go to last post
  42. GORE WARNING Revenge of the killer fruit can

    Started by justinmcf, 2nd April 2010 08:49 AM
    100, bag, bit, circles, convenience, dancing, doorway, driving, entry, foot, fruit, gotta, hop, hospital, killer, medicare, metres, minutes, nearest, paramedics, plastic, public, refund, spot, stars, stitches, system, told, walk, week
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,477
    Last Post: 18th April 2010 09:02 PM
    by soundman  Go to last post

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  43. My mistake

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2010 07:54 PM
    all.d, allan, bring, burglary, doorway, entered, goodness, grabbed, groceries, home, hospital, housework, immediately, local, luggage, mess, missus, mistake, phone, police, preparing, rang, report, returned, simply, time, upside, whilst, win
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,726
    Last Post: 16th February 2010 08:39 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  44. Danger of men doing dishes

    Started by wheelinround, 29th January 2010 07:19 AM
    blue, danger, dishes, emergency, fire, hit, home, hospital, inhalation, lightning, maitland, medowie, men, mountains, moving, north-east, people, received, service, set, severe, smoke, springwood, storms, strikes, struck, suffering, terrace, thunderstorms, yarramundi
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,849
    Last Post: 29th January 2010 04:05 PM
    by ST John  Go to last post
  45. Just a Reminder

    Started by Jerryj, 28th January 2010 06:07 PM
    41/2, admitted, boards, cancel, check, checked, cut, cutting, day, days, due, finger, friday, hand, holiday, hospital, improving, middle, muck, realise, reminder, spent, strips, surgury, time, times, tring, week, wound, zealand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,912
    Last Post: 28th January 2010 07:00 PM
    by mjmjm  Go to last post

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  46. Bed Sheets

    Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM
    amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,458
    Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM
    by watson  Go to last post

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  47. Taking a fall

    Started by artme, 6th December 2009 04:55 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    ate, doped, ear, entered, fall, finger, fruit, hands, hospital, house, int, killers, line, pain, pigs, roof, rub, salt, sliced, stitches, stole, stop, taking, tea, thumb, tops, towels, trip, washing, wrapped
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,222
    Last Post: 9th December 2009 11:32 PM
    by artme  Go to last post
  48. Ken Wraight - a spot of bother

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2009 11:00 PM
    allan, allowed, bother, brace, damage, damaged, fallen, hand, hospital, informed, ken, kenw, melbourne, morning, news, property, rain, repairing, roof, royal, saturday, section, sit, spot, storm, thread, verterbrae, wearing, woodturning, wraight
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,590
    Last Post: 26th November 2009 02:57 PM
    by RETIRED  Go to last post
  49. Hey all, from the US.

    Started by jmwilliams, 17th November 2009 07:03 PM
    advise, found, furniture, hey, hobby, hospital, icu, jeff, metropolitain, time, trauma/surgical, wood
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 956
    Last Post: 19th November 2009 06:17 PM
    by Fencepost2  Go to last post
  50. How I learned

    Started by joe greiner, 16th November 2009 10:23 PM
    business, cheers, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, idiot, joe, learned, looked, mental, mind, past, patients, planks, poked, shouting, started, stick, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 964
    Last Post: 16th November 2009 11:02 PM
    by tea lady  Go to last post

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