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Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

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Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

When is a Hardware Store not a Hardware Store?

Started by fineboxes, 22nd December 2011 08:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amusing, anecdote, apparently, astounded, bunnings, cabinet, cheap, cheers, company?c, cost, department, dis-interestingly, green, hardware, head, heavy, labour, paint, patently, replied, scraper, shaking, share, shop, sigh, steve, store, told, tragic, walked

Replies: 18
Views: 2,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2011 09:36 AM; by andrewr79

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Washing machine shaking the house

Started by tommo_79, 14th September 2011 10:45 AM

advice, bit, bolting, bought, extra, feet, floor, front, guessing, house, laundry, level, loader, machine, manual, mounted, recommends, reduce, seek, shaking, situation, spin, structure, suspended, tiles, underlying, vibration, washing, wood, worse

Replies: 9
Views: 7,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 09:39 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Drill Safety Incident / power cord safety

Started by Arry, 3rd October 2010 06:37 PM

attached, buffer, cord, drill, electric, entagled, geez, granted, happened, incident, lambswool, learnt, lesson, photos, power, powerpoint, protection, quickly, rcd, safety, shaking, thankfully, type

Replies: 9
Views: 3,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2010 02:24 AM; by nihilism

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SAFETY

Little Johnny and his turpentine

Started by Woodwould, 17th September 2009 03:22 PM

4rse, baby, belly, bottle, boy, bubbles, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, johnny, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rub, shaking, shell, sitting, turpentine, watching, water, womans, world, world;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:54 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Funny Story

Started by Ed Reiss, 3rd January 2009 01:12 PM

bit, bite, bites, cattle, chance, cow, deer, feed, feeder, feet, funny, ground, hand, head, hold, horse, idea, learned, managed, minutes, recognize, rope, run, shaking, situation, slow, started, step, story, truck

Replies: 5
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 11:52 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blonde joke

Started by peterpiper, 20th November 2008 05:30 PM

andy, answer, arrivals, arrive, blonde, days, easy, entrance, exam, exclaimed, expect, head, heaven, joke, letter, matilda, peter, question, questions, replied, returned, shaking, short, stand, start, swagman, time, twelve, waltzing, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:10 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Soldiers

Started by Grumpy John, 15th November 2008 09:27 AM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, frigid, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, shaking, soldier, soldiers, wing, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 11:12 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Ask an elderly person not to ever drive.

Started by rgum, 18th November 2007 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ageing, budge, check, cheers, dissabled, drive, driving, easier, elderly, father, girlfriend, hands, issue, natural, neck, park, person, round, sad, shaking, sign, signs, slow, started, thread, tired, uncoord

Replies: 23
Views: 3,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 09:51 AM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vegitarian Story

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:44 AM

,,,o, ahead?well, boxer, breakdown, brothel, cauliflower, cuppa, doc, doctor, door, easier, fuss, god, guy, hands, lump, moment, nervous, night, shaking, shower, son, sprout, story, tea, understand, vegitarian, verge

Replies: 3
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 12:06 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Wish me luck lads, I'm going back in

Started by Matt88s, 25th October 2007 02:25 PM

bit, breath, coffee, days, door, feeling, finish, grrr, guy, hands, hell, knock, lab, lads, left, luck, mate, organic, partner, people, procedure, prof, pull, school, serious, shaking, shrug, sir, started, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 02:27 AM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hilarious stereotyping.

Started by JDarvall, 12th July 2007 06:55 AM

2tsup, bad, boss, clever, clips, computer, enfield, fits, gals, hard, harry, heads, hilarious, hints, ladys, laugh, laughter, movies, offence, personally, pretty, shaking, stereotyping, uno, women, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 07:26 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

The Aliens & the petrol bowser. (Another oldie)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th June 2007 01:14 PM

200, alien, aliens, antenna, bed, bent, bowser, creek, dazedly, dry, earthling, fire, half, hour, leader, looked, mess, metres, oldie, peace, petrol, pump, pumps, replied, response, shaking, standing, stick, straightened, wiser

Replies: 3
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 03:30 PM; by MurrayD99

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JOKES

Soft closing draws

Started by OBBob, 14th June 2007 09:10 AM

aftermarket, alternative, bang, built, closed, closing, draw, draws, foam, gently, horrible, hydraulics, imho, intended, kids, option, pads, poit, question, replace, runners, shaking, slamming, soft, stick, stop, stopping, sugestion, wall

Replies: 8
Views: 4,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 08:30 AM; by OBBob

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KITCHENS

Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

There's a parrot on the plane

Started by Phil Mac, 27th August 2006 02:28 PM

approach, brings, burly, coffee, complain, cow, emergency, exit, flustered, fly, forgets, kick, moment, omission, parrot, parrots, plane, plunging, reaching, seat, shaking, squawks, stewardess, stewards, strapped, surprised, thrown, unaccustomed, whisky, wrenched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2006 02:28 PM; by Phil Mac

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JOKES

Fire extinguisher safety

Started by Rossluck, 21st April 2006 04:10 PM

bit, bought, bouncing, bouncy, extinguisher, extinguishers, extinquisher, fair, fire, handle, heavily, image, isuzu, powder, prematurely, question, recently, rough, safety, set, shaking, sounds, sprung, stupid, tough, truck, type, units, vehicle, white

Replies: 4
Views: 3,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 11:00 PM; by soundman

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SAFETY

The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Shaker Table Shaking

Started by Buzza, 2nd February 2006 05:04 PM

beer, buzza, cognac, damage, dremel, drink, equipment, fields, glues, gmc, gripping, heads, heroes, job, legs, main, nail, paint, removing, scrollsaw, shaker, shaking, spell, strippers, successful, table, thinking, tool, tooling, tools

Replies: 0
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 05:04 PM; by Buzza

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FINISHING

Interesting user names remind me of

Started by echnidna, 28th August 2005 11:30 AM

appendage, apricot, aussie, captain, chaos, doug, forum, happen, homemade, interesting, maculata, major, names, nice, ozwinner, panic, personalities, remind, reminds, shaking, shed, slug, timber, tripper, user, wine, winner

Replies: 11
Views: 2,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 11:01 AM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Started by Robert WA, 28th March 2005 05:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2005 05:18 PM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

I tried to liven this one up

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2003 03:27 PM

2003.], anger, bed, boy, deflated, down;, eastie, edited, evening, gravely, head, headmaster, hospital, inflatable, intones-, january, knife, liven, message, panicking, police, pulls, runs, school, shaking, stabs, wakes, walking, worst, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2003 09:21 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Horthers

Started by Iain, 16th May 2001 01:43 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2001 05:28 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

HELP

Started by ubeaut, 22nd January 2000 12:44 AM

appears, appreciated, avoid, cheers, contaminant, diluted, due, fault, future, mineral, monday, neil, nice, purity, quick, reviver, shaking, suppliers, test, till, tonight, turpentine, turps, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2000 08:33 PM; by S Hayward

Forum:
FINISHING

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Five little old ladies

When is a Hardware Store not a Hardware Store?

Washing machine shaking the house

Drill Safety Incident / power cord safety

Little Johnny and his turpentine

Funny Story

Blonde joke

Soldiers

Hymn #365

Ask an elderly person not to ever drive.

Vegitarian Story

Gettin' Even

Hymn #365

Wish me luck lads, I'm going back in

Hilarious stereotyping.

The Aliens & the petrol bowser. (Another oldie)

Soft closing draws

Oh! the shame

There's a parrot on the plane

Fire extinguisher safety

The Murphy's

Shaker Table Shaking

Interesting user names remind me of

Meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I tried to liven this one up

Horthers

HELP