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The blonde mortician.

Started by planemaker, 25th October 2013 10:19 AM

astonishment, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, difference, dohdohdoh, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, job, looked, maam, mortician, nice, size, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 4
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2013 07:09 PM; by planemaker

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Mum's passed away

Started by rsser, 6th August 2013 10:26 PM

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50+, aged, briefly, carried, dad, death, family, favorite, gentle, goodbye, grave, handels, hosed, intelligent, loved, melb, mum, music, passed, peacefully, playing, residents, shone, sleep, soothed, strong, sun, supported, time, woman

Replies: 16
Views: 3,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2013 01:15 PM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A few to get you all groaning......

Started by MBM888, 28th June 2013 09:05 PM

beat, blind, buying, cleaner, death, dyson, grave, grim, groaning, guess, hobbit, labrador, lost, mick, middle, night, noticed, owners, paddy, pet, plot, reaper, shouting, sleep, talk, thinking, tolkein, vacuum, walking, woke

Replies: 6
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2013 05:44 PM; by Enfield Guy

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Some ponderisms

Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM

72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable

Replies: 2
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2009 06:38 PM; by Outbackrr

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Penguins

Started by watson, 23rd June 2009 11:20 PM

antarctica-, beaks, bird, buried, circle, dead, deep, dig, extremely, family, fellow, freeze, fresh, gather, grave, hole, holes, ice, jolly, life, lives, male, penguin, penguins, rolled, sing, social, surface, vestigial, wings

Replies: 10
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2009 12:21 AM; by watson

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The Sergeant

Started by Rodgera, 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM

army, bewildered, die, discharged, grave, line, private, replied, sarge, sergeant, snarled, spit, stand, suppose, tough, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM; by Rodgera

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What would Elvis be doing today

Started by munruben, 30th March 2009 11:20 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2009 01:42 PM; by rrich

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The last word

Started by munruben, 3rd June 2008 11:15 AM

angrily, argument, buried, dance, day, grave, hope, law, mother, sea, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 11:25 AM; by wheelinround

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The Psychic

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 10:55 AM

acquitted, ball, breaths, candle, compose, crystal, deep, delivered, flickering, fortune, gaze, grave, hands, hazy, husband, jennifer, lined, met, mystic, peering, psychic, shaken, simply, single, stared, steadied, tellers, visibly, voice, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:55 AM; by Dangermouse

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Sign in office

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2007 10:04 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 10:04 AM; by fenderbelly

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Dance on your grave

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:56 PM

buried, dance, grave, hope, mother-in-law, sea

Replies: 2
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 11:16 PM; by munruben

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Pat, Mick and a Scotsman

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th August 2007 08:57 PM

angus, cemetary, gentleman, grave, headstone, inscription, lies, mactavish, mick, pat, putting, scots, scotsman, typical, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 08:57 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Table leaf restoration

Started by YAKI, 29th April 2007 03:13 AM

attempt, avaiable, border, burn, burnt, cherry, complete, concept, damage, damaged, finally, grain, grave, inlay, insert, leaf, match, operations, people, portion, progress, project, refinish, repair, restoration, router, strip, substrate, table, veneer

Replies: 6
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2007 01:09 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

a rotting joke

Started by goat, 13th November 2006 08:36 AM

5th, 7th, 9th, ambles, backward, caretaker, composed, crowd, day, decomposing, expert, explanation, grave, graveyard, graveyards, joke, music, notices, played, playing, return, reverse, rotting, scholar, spread, symphonies, symphony, time, word, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 03:19 PM; by ss_11000

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Fortune Teller

Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 06:46 PM; by Baz

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the mortician

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:04 AM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blue, charge, cheque, compensate, cost, difference, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, looked, maam, minded, mortician, nice, spend, suit, wearing, wife, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 04:32 PM; by rrich

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Aussie Love Poem

Started by Gra, 2nd February 2006 04:58 PM

arms, aussie, beer, bum, dear, dimples, fetch, footys, gonna, grave, gravity, lies, love, matter, means, met, mind, moment, nannas, poem, round, sexy, shut, single, swear, tellin, thighs, truth, word, wot

Replies: 5
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 08:24 PM; by Gra

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advice needed for head stone finish

Started by rocabig, 7th November 2005 06:26 AM

advice, apreciated, carve, ect, exposed, finish, freind, grave, head, headstone, mine, needed, rain, richard, sort, stone, sun, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2005 06:45 PM; by MathewA

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Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

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An Australian Love Poem

Started by Kev Y., 9th February 2002 02:20 PM

australian, author, beer, dear, dimples, failed, female, fetch, fine, footys, gonna, grave, harder, kev, love, matter, met, moment, nannas, ofend, offended, piece, poem, round, sexy, shut, swear, thighs, time, wot

Replies: 1
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2002 12:37 AM; by Guinness4me

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The Great Aussie Love Poem

Started by oges, 25th January 2001 06:03 PM

aussie, beer, bit, bum, dear, dimples, flab, footys, gonna, grave, gravity, great, lies, love, matter, met, mind, moment, nannas, poem, sexy, shut, single, swear, tellin, thighs, truth, word, wot, youv

Replies: 1
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2001 06:15 PM; by Iain

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The blonde mortician.

Mum's passed away

A few to get you all groaning......

Some ponderisms

Penguins

The Sergeant

What would Elvis be doing today

The last word

The Psychic

Sign in office

Dance on your grave

Pat, Mick and a Scotsman

Table leaf restoration

a rotting joke

Fortune Teller

the mortician

Aussie Love Poem

advice needed for head stone finish

Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

An Australian Love Poem

The Great Aussie Love Poem