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Started by gms002a, 6th March 2015 05:28 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2015 01:03 PM; by popawisky

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Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

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Eating My Own Words

Started by Scott, 31st May 2013 11:45 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

60-70, affairs, bills, eating, email, happening, hilt, hour, job, jobs, life, managers, marching, meantime, month, nurse, nursing, pay, send, shortages, staff, started, system, thankful, time, union, username, verbally, weeks, words

Replies: 31
Views: 4,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2013 08:16 PM; by Chris Parks

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The nurse

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM

appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 07:06 AM; by Handyjack

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Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

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G'day mates

Started by moorzie2, 14th January 2012 12:31 AM

dot, expensive, firewood, fit, furniture, gday, guitars, home, irish, isle, joined, lie, lot, mates, nicely, nurse, pill, pink, posts, previous, read, repair, sea, sharp, tools, zoom

Replies: 5
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2012 09:40 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Victorian Nurses Strike 2011

Started by Scott, 13th November 2011 09:32 PM

2011, abolish, action, amicable, arrangement, beds, care, faith, government, hope, introduce, mandatory, money, night, nurse, nurse-patient, nurses, paradox, patients, ratio, ratios, reading, risk, safety, stating, strike, unskilled, victorian, welfare, workers

Replies: 9
Views: 2,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2011 10:29 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Keeping a Confidence

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2011 04:14 PM

arrival, arrived, awaiting, baby, boy, child, confidence, fine, friend, girl, hospital, information, keeping, mine, nurse, phone, policy, reply, telephoned, told, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2011 03:41 PM; by Ozkaban

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Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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At the Doctor

Started by Rodgera, 16th June 2011 12:09 PM

called, doctor, examining, finally, hour, immediately, minutes, nurse, office, outer, replied, scale, wait, weight, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2011 04:04 PM; by RETIRED

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Got bitten

Started by kiwioutdoors, 7th February 2011 02:38 PM

bitten, cover, dressing, flap, greatu, hospital, hour, knee, left, means, north, nurse, plastic, public, pulled, ready, scar, shore, shut, skills, steristrips, stitched, stitches, stuck, suturing, theatre, uncomfortable, wait, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2011 07:56 PM; by Scott

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Unable to Speak

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2010 04:16 PM

accident, bed, consciousness, date, handed, involved, married, munruben, nurse, paper, pencil, piece, regained, replied, serious, speak, stand, unable, unconscious, wishing, word, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2010 10:51 AM; by Rodgera

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GORE WARNING My Finger Warring not for the faint hearted

Started by Nai84, 30th November 2010 09:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, 2tsup2tsup, asap, changed, dressing, f@#$, faint, finger, hand, healing, hearted, hey, ian, impressed, load, moblie, nurse, omg, pain, pic, shed, smoe, stiches, therapist, therapy, time, warring, week, weeks, wow

Replies: 19
Views: 4,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 11:37 AM; by brontehls

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SAFETY

Army Nurse Training

Started by Rodgera, 17th November 2010 12:07 PM

army, arose, blow, camera, daily, desired, entire, feminine, field, final, girlfriend, jealous, line, mess, mud, nurse, occurred, picture, pride, private, prove, rain, rained, reason, set, swampy, tent, training, waited, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2010 11:36 PM; by munruben

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How's norma?

Started by WoodJunky, 17th August 2010 08:37 PM

302, bless, blood, cohen, daughter, discharged, findlay, fine;, glad, god, grandmother, hold, news, norma, normal, nurse, operator, patient, phone, physician, pressure, replied, scheduled, speak, telephoned, tells, told, tomorrow, wonderful, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:15 PM; by Dave50

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What's in a name

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2009 07:43 PM

allan, baby, book, called, christian, dear, foyer, hospital, maternity, mother, nice, nurse, nurses, picked, replied, sitting, studying, telephone, ward, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

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Pundulisims

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2009 05:52 PM

balls, baseball, bigger, boy, center, change, chicken, coins, crossing, drug, feudalism, flies, grandmother, grass, hat, head, hit, hospital, lawn, motion, nurse, poultry, pundulisims, rehab, road, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:02 PM; by wheelinround

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Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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My doctor needs help

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th December 2008 09:15 PM

allan, bell, bill, books, christmas, doctor, forumites, hope, invisible, jaundice, joke, leaves, live, misery, months, neighbour, nurse, opinion, patient, pay, pills, realised, replied, ring, stage, stating, told, treated, waiting, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 10:47 PM; by munruben

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local sawmill

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 10:48 AM

accident, arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, dopey, exercising, head, hospital, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, sawmill, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 01:48 PM; by rrich

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Problems with temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th November 2008 02:37 PM

allan, check-up, doctor, gee, hospital, local, medical, missing, notice, nurse, problems, ray, replied, temperature, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2008 10:36 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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very punny

Started by wheelinround, 24th October 2008 03:33 PM

ahead, bigger, boy, centre, change, coins, cults, drug, flies, grandmother, grass, hallway, hat, hit, hospital, join, lawn, nurse, practice, punny, rehab, religion, road, safe, sects, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 5
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 12:55 AM; by joe greiner

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The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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Nurse Talk - oh!oh!

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2008 09:18 PM

comfort, doctor, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, ohoh, operation, simple, talk, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 01:34 PM

assholes, bank, beat, check, flabbergasted, looked, missing, nurse, nuuurrrrsse, pen, preparing, pulled, purse, rectal-thermometer, teller, walked, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 11:56 AM; by tea lady

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Renovationand Extension:$4210sqm

Started by dombat, 15th March 2008 10:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, advice, anxious, bit, boomtown, builder, choose, comment, expertise, extension$4210sqm, feel, friends, grateful, guess, hope, house, job, kitchen, melbourne, moment, nurse, people, process, professionals, quoted, recommend, renovationand, sqm, thankyoudoh, totally

Replies: 16
Views: 3,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 02:28 PM; by rat52

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Insulating walls

Started by dombat, 7th March 2008 06:44 PM

25mm, air, aircell, batt, coburg, cost, embarking, energy, expertise, future, gap, guru, hoping, idea, insulating, insulation, major, melbourne, mind, normal, nurse, pretty, question, renovation, requiress, shaky, talk, thankyou, walls, wrap

Replies: 7
Views: 2,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 01:05 PM; by jimc

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Good kisser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 11:51 AM

allan, blow, calendar, delightful, football, footballs, good, hinchinbrook, hint, hospital, kiss, kissed, kisser, learn, leaving, local, months, nurse, passion, ray, replied, short, slight, stay, stole, team

Replies: 3
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 12:22 AM; by tea lady

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Two Other Gentlemen, Not a Joke!

Started by Ivan in Oz, 4th March 2008 06:59 AM

afternoon, arm, arrived, attendants, baths, bed, body, bring, color, comfortable, gentlemen, happy, hospital, hour, joke, left, lifeless, morning, moved, nurse, passed, roommate, sit, slowly, switch, time, wall, water, window, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 12:06 AM; by munruben

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Irish Woodies

Started by Baz, 13th February 2008 05:15 PM

arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, exercising, head, hospital, irish, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, suppose, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:15 PM; by Baz

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Big Richard

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th February 2008 10:48 PM

allan, big, calendar, consoled, crying, day, dead, doctor, evening, found, gained, home, hospital, matron, matter, months, newspaper, nurse, paper, recognised, refrigerator, replied, richard, rounds, sobbing, stole, transplanted, trusty, wife, wrapped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:33 PM; by munruben

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A truckie

Started by MICKYG, 4th February 2008 03:58 PM

address, blood, clothes, complete, doctor, doctors, electrocardiogram, examining, fellow, fifteen, height, history, insurance, medical, mikewinkwink, minutes, nurse, nurses, office, pressure, receptionist, seat, shingles, test, told, truck, truckie, wait, walked, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:51 PM; by scooter

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Wallan hospital

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th January 2008 10:44 AM

allan, assist, bathroom, bed, chair, changing, explained, gown, hospital, lift, meeting, nurse, obliges, regulation, reluctantly, replies, require, sitting, suitcase, told, travelling, wallan, wheel, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 02:42 PM; by OLDPHART

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Hospital experience

Started by munruben, 26th November 2007 09:34 AM

allan, allans, clipped, experience, feel, hospital, mouth, nurse, pen, pillow, pocket, rectal, swallowed, takes, temperature, thermometer, top, ward

Replies: 8
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Groggy

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Visit to the doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:13 PM

115, 140, basic, blood, checks, doctor, doctors, fat, foot, height, items, measures, nurse, physical, pressure, scale, screams, short, slender, starts, takes, tall, tells, visit, weigh, weight, woman, yearly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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Hospital Enquiry

Started by Cliff Rogers, 26th September 2006 02:39 PM

302, aunt, cohen, connect, continues, couple, enquiry, enthusiasm, family, fantastic, finkel, heart, hold, home, hospital, hours, improvement, monitor, news, nurse, nursing, patients, relief, sarah, send, sister, station, tells, woman, wonderful

Replies: 4
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 10:08 AM; by fred.n

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Sugar Worry

Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2006 11:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 11:52 PM; by Rodgera

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the other GUMBY

Started by redwood, 16th January 2006 03:55 PM

ambulance, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, bloody, brain, cut, desk, doctor, door, enters, gas, gumby, gumbys, harley, head, hurts, kildare, lancet, music, nurse, operate, operating, pause, putting, racing, specialist, street, surgeon, theme, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 04:22 PM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sunburn

Started by normell, 18th November 2005 06:41 AM

admitted, ahead, astounded, bad, beach, burns, continuous, degree, diagnosed, doctor, falls, guy, hope, hospital, hours, intravenous, legs, normell, nurse, pill, prescribes, promptly, rolleyes, rosso, saline, sedative, sheets, skin, sunburn, viagra

Replies: 5
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 11:53 PM; by RETIRED

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Spaghetti

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th October 2005 10:03 PM

arrest, baby, card, cardiac, doctor, emergency, europe, evening, explain, fell, floor, heart, home, hospital, italy, mail, means, meatballs;, money, nurse, picked, postcard, precipitated, read, sausage, spaghetti, stayed, understand, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Eek!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:45 PM

comfort, doctor, eek, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, operation, simple, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:45 PM; by Christopha

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Kind Nurse

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM

bit, black, close, closely, covers, feet, finally, gown, hands, heavily, holds, jiggles, kind, listen, mask, nice, nose, nurse, operation, oxygen, privates, pulls, raises, results, sedated, slowly, takes, test, testicles, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM; by Baz

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The Nurse..........

Started by Iain, 17th February 2005 09:32 AM

announced, appears, auxiliary, bed, bedclothes, black, embarrassed, hands, longstanding, mask, moved, mumbles, nurse, oxygen, pajama, pajamas, penis, pulled, replaced, replies, results, sister, sponge, test, testicles, trousers, undaunted, wash, whipped, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:32 AM; by Iain

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Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

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viagra

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:30 PM

85-year-old, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, giving, grandpa, grandson, makes, night, nurse, nurses, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, true, viagra, wonderfully

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:30 PM; by Gino

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GORE WARNING My Finger Warring not for the faint hearted