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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:28 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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To Pray

Started by fenderbelly, 17th November 2013 10:15 AM

ahead, amazing, brick, children, christians, cnn, day, feel, fellow, female, grow, hatred, heard, jews, journalist, love, muslims, peace, people, politicians, pray, responsible, safely, sir, slowly, stop, talking, wailing, wall, wars

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Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2013 10:15 AM; by fenderbelly

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More to get you all groaning....

Started by MBM888, 11th September 2013 01:17 PM

bike, breakfast, drown, forgive, french, groaning, guess, kid, lord, night, pray, realized, renaissance, restaurant, serves, stole, sweatshirt, swimming, thyroid, time, toast, troubles, wearing, wife, woman

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Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 01:17 PM; by MBM888

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Dear Mum letter

Started by MBM888, 9th August 2013 02:42 PM

aids, care, commune, cure, dear, deserves, ectasy, envelope, growing, heroin, home, hurt, letter, life, love, marijuana, meantime, mum, passion, people, pray, remind, report, safe, school, science, stacy, trading, worry, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2013 03:26 PM; by Wongo

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Candle

Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM; by Rodgera

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Cleaning timber

Started by piquet, 30th October 2011 10:28 AM

boat, broom, cabots, clean, cleaning, deck, dirt, dust, garden, iaw, idea, inside, interior, karcher, lot, mix, paint, pan, peter, pray, pressure, product, proposing, scrub, sneddon, solution, sprayer, thenflus, timber, wondering

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Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2011 10:28 AM; by piquet

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September 11th, 2001 - 10 years

Started by crowie, 10th September 2011 08:35 PM

11th, 1999, 2001, anniversary, brave, happen, hope, let’s, lives, lost, pray, remembering, rescuers, september, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2011 08:06 PM; by Handyjack

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The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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Allan in church

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:31 AM

allan, answer, capital, chapel, china, church, exami, god, inquired, moscow, pray, priest, sheet, son, written, yelling

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:31 AM; by munruben

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Madam Joyce Egondu

Started by Rossluck, 28th July 2008 06:42 PM

50%, betray, box, change, code, company, contact, country, deliver, documents, egondu, egorose, enable, fund, funds, happen, illness, inherited, joseph, joyce, madam, mail, meet, miss, original, pray, rose, security, soul, transaction

Replies: 3
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 07:35 PM; by Pheonix

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With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM

apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe

Replies: 11
Views: 2,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:48 PM; by Claw Hama

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marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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There were two nuns.

Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk

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Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:40 PM; by WoodJunky

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2 Zebras

Started by munruben, 17th January 2008 03:46 PM

apologies, bear, black, day, god, hope, joke, mind, night, offend, pray, replied, replies, responds, stripes, talking, understand, white, zebra, zebras

Replies: 2
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 06:58 PM; by echnidna

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Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th January 2008 05:02 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 05:14 PM; by wheelinround

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John and the revival meeting

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th December 2007 01:11 PM

ear, finger, forward, hands, head, hearing, hows, john, johns, line, meeting, minutes, munruben, pray, prayed, prays, preacher, removes, revival, top, wednesday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Laying Floorings-Concrete Preparation

Started by Phil Mailloux, 27th October 2007 07:25 PM

3mm, bought, bump, bumps, cement, concrete, cut, directions, dvd, fill, flat, floating, floor, flooringsconcrete, foam, grind, grinder, holes, laying, magically, matter, move, play, pour, pray, preparation, pretty, self-leveling, self-levelling, sub-floor

Replies: 9
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 09:53 AM; by Phil Mailloux

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FLOORING

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

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One for Stirlo :D

Started by RETIRED, 8th March 2007 07:53 AM

aids, care, children, cocaine, commune, cure, dad, ecstasy, envelope, eyes, growing, home, house, hurt, life, love, marijuana, meantime, passion, people, pray, remind, report, school, science, stacy, stirlo, tommys, trading, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2007 07:01 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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My pregnant wife

Started by Waldo, 4th November 2005 11:32 PM

17 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 17

admitted, baby, born, complications, day, days, february, gday, hospital, months, nights, pray, pregnancy, pregnant, shed, time, tonight, weeks, wife

Replies: 249
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 03:52 PM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Modern Cynic

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:21 PM

1/7th, accomplished, beginning, catch, cynic, drive, employees, fall, incompetence, kids, learn, level, life, management, modern, plagiarism;, politics, pray, principles, project, reach, research, rise, sooner, steal, striving, succeed, swear, time, wrongs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 11:21 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Current events

Started by dtoggs, 6th June 2004 04:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, battling, biblical, called, chinaif, crisis, current, east, events, happen, hostilities, iraq, leader, mid, n.korea, nice, operation, pass, picnic, pray, realistic, since1940s, sloution, tiawan, world, worry

Replies: 15
Views: 4,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2004 12:46 PM; by Rocker

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A mans wish

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:53 PM

absolute, answer, awaiting, boomed, bridge, build, continued, desire, finally, gazed, glorify, grant, happy, honor, lanes, looked, lord, mans, married, minute, moment, pray, sand, sat, sky, soul, understand, upward, voice, worldly

Replies: 2
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2002 12:21 AM; by Gino

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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

To Pray

More to get you all groaning....

Dear Mum letter

Candle

Cleaning timber

September 11th, 2001 - 10 years

The blonde and the cow

Allan in church

Madam Joyce Egondu

With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

marriage 2

There were two nuns.

2 Zebras

Farmer

John and the revival meeting

Laying Floorings-Concrete Preparation

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

One for Stirlo :D

Catholic Parrots

My pregnant wife

Modern Cynic

Current events

A mans wish