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You know you are living in 2013 when........

Started by MBM888, 20th July 2013 12:16 PM

2013, bottom, busy, check, coffee, e-mail, family, forward, head, house, laughing, leaving, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, online, panic, phone, reach, reading, screen, scrolled, sideways, smile, start, tilting, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2013 12:22 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

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Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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Burglar caught!

Started by Groggy, 20th August 2005 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, bag, burglar, buried, caught, deep, dog, door, freak, gonna, grabbed, half, head, house, laughing, leaving, mcbag, mutt, paws, perfect, ribs, shed, shelf, shoulders, silly, snuck, started, teeth, thankfully, yelled

Replies: 17
Views: 12,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 10:23 PM; by RicB

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A Woodies Yarn

well out buying dog food for buddy the pug

Started by nz_carver, 30th August 2012 08:55 PM

answer, buddy, buying, care, complete, crazy, diet, dog, enthralled, feel, food, hard, horrified, hungry, intensive, laughing, line, mention, nutritionally, poodles, practically, prepared, pug, purina, sniff, story, time, told, watch, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2012 09:56 PM; by Christos

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JOKES

Ventriloquist mark 2

Started by Carry Pine, 18th August 2012 11:12 AM

act, audience, bit, bloke, clever, comedian, concentrate, dummy, english, hear, irish, irishman, joke, jokes, laughing, living, mark, nasty, puppet, replied, set, started, stupid, suitcase, talking, told, tonight, upset, ventriloquist, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2012 11:12 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Fred's lament

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st July 2012 10:55 AM

allan, barely, belt.d, camera, driving, exceeding, fenderbelly, figured, finally, flash, fourth, fred, hysterically, lament, laughing, limit, mail, moving, pace, picture, pinged, seat, snails, speed, spot, stage, tickets, time, traffic, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2012 10:56 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Senior's texting code:

Started by A Duke, 3rd June 2012 03:28 PM

bring, code, dentures, friend, furniture, gas, gotta, laughing, lawrence, lipitor, living, lmdo, lol, lwo, massage, ommr, omsg, prunes, recliner, rofl…cgu, rolling, senior, seniors, sggp, texting, walker, welks, wet, wtp, wwno

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2012 03:59 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Next door neighbour again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2011 07:05 PM

allan, career, club, comedian, comedy, door, laughing, melbourne, neighbour, night, people

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2011 07:55 PM; by rayintheuk

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JOKES

Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

STC(Senior Texting Code).

Started by wheelinround, 3rd March 2011 01:46 PM

bowel, bring, cgu, children, code, dentures, friend, gha, gotta, hearing-aid, heartburn, hgbm, imho, laughing, lmdo, low, massage, movement, ommr, omsg, prunes, recliner, senior, stcsenior, talk, texting, walker, wheels, wtp, wwno

Replies: 5
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 11:14 PM; by AlexHW

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I got into so much trouble

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th January 2011 05:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, bee, closed, day, dunny, floor, forgot, glad, in-law, laughing, lid, lids, line, manufacturer, mother, packed, porcelain, rang, remove, roiling, seat, set, straight, stupid, suites, testing, trouble, visited, wrap, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 2,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 07:47 AM; by Foo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Two plastic bags

Started by rod1949, 4th March 2010 05:03 PM

$20, bag, bags, buddy, clippers, cop, days, fair, fence, flower, flowers, game, garden, guy, hedge, hole, kills, knot, lady, laughing, lot, luck, o.k, pays, plastic, quiet, stand, sticks, tick, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 06:26 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blimey

Started by spit, 21st January 2010 01:17 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2010 08:54 PM; by spit

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The prospector

Started by fenderbelly, 29th December 2009 10:47 AM

barrels, bullet, carried, clicks, cocked, crowd, dance, double-barreled, fired, fit, gun, gunslinger, hammers, holstered, laughing, looked, loud, mans, mule, pack, prospector, pulled, quietly, saloon, shotgun, slowly, son, started, tied, town

Replies: 5
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 11:58 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Life in Iraq

Started by Rodgera, 30th November 2009 09:39 PM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, iraq, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, life, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, soldier, truck, wing, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 05:07 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

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JOKES

Hell and Australians

Started by Calm, 30th September 2009 10:12 PM

aussie, aussies, australians, blokes, bruce, change, decides, devil, die, enjoying, fix, gonna, hanging, heat, hell, hits, icicles, idea, kev, laughing, love, mate, miserable, night, residents, scheming, screams, storms, thinking, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 12:10 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Gympie country music muster

Started by Zarguld, 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM

admit, artists, country, day, defenitly, element, fantastic, favorite, forum, gympie, hangover, laughing, loving, meet, mind, morning, music, muster, muster?i, night, partying, reserved, respect, share, stop, time, walked, you.2tsup2tsup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM; by Zarguld

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

rubber gloves

Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM

boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 12:37 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Adam Savage falling

Started by Rossluck, 5th April 2009 11:31 AM

adam, bed, falling, fell, laughing, literally, lying, mythbusters, night, savage, watching

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 10:07 PM; by Cub

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

poor old paddy again

Started by texx, 14th December 2008 09:16 AM

bedroom, buggers, curtains, draw, future, home, laughing, laughs, love, met, mick, paddy, poor, replied, silly, street, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2008 09:16 AM; by texx

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JOKES

Soldiers

Started by Grumpy John, 15th November 2008 09:27 AM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, frigid, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, shaking, soldier, soldiers, wing, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 11:12 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Three Italian nuns ......

Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM

bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:47 AM; by pitbull

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JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

carnubra wax

Started by astrid, 21st September 2007 12:01 AM

astrid, bought, canubra, carnubra, discovered, flakes, forums, gum, guys, hell, hogging, joy, laughing, mix, moths, pure, question, reputable, simple, sitting, source, turps, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 2,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:33 PM; by astrid

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FINISHING

A Riddle

Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 11:19 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 12:16 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Lobsters

Started by munruben, 29th June 2007 01:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 01:37 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

building new home

Started by obe1, 5th May 2007 05:00 PM

bearers, building, call, concrete, doh, home, join, joists, laughing, stumps, stupid, wife, wood, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2007 06:28 PM; by Tools

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

As requested by johnc

Started by WoodGirl, 7th February 2007 06:07 PM

battery, breaks, bulb, chauvinistic, cross, died, difference, dishwasher, figured, finally, form, guy, hear, johnc, laughing, light, male, pig, positive, requested, road, screw, sex, shes, stand, time, told, woman, women, worse

Replies: 11
Views: 2,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2007 03:38 PM; by Howdya do that

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JOKES

Can't stop laughing...

Started by Shedhand, 23rd January 2007 04:34 PM

announced, auditioning, bass, crowded, dddd, dear, drummer, drummers, failed, finn, frontman, hahahahahahahahahha, hahhahaha, hhahahahahahaha, hooo, house, hurts, laughing, lol, neil, players, re-forming, stop, versa, vice

Replies: 7
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 05:48 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dancing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th December 2006 10:30 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 09:50 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Some from Benny

Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM

barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

Started by Cliff Rogers, 27th July 2006 09:55 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

2006, busy, cards, cell, check, coffee, desk, e-mail, family, home, house, laughing, leaving, life, line, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, panic, person, phone, reach, reading, real, scrolled, send, worse

Replies: 50
Views: 4,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 12:58 PM; by Ramps

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JOKES

Retail Giggles

Started by rrich, 17th July 2006 04:14 PM

answers, bit, biting, cabinet, color, customer, customers, door, employee, exchange, explains, eyes, gentleman, giggles, hear, laughing, oak, perfect, process, processing, purchase, retail, return/exchange, stain, store, swmbo, time, white, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 04:14 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Blondes and Boats

Started by Kev Y., 21st March 2006 11:35 AM

air, blondes, boat, boats, check, choking, determined, employee, engine, gasping, hard, identify, jumped, late, laughing, marina, outdrive, perfectly, perform, puzzled, securely, spring, strapped, topside, trailer, travel, unable, underneath, water, workers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 12:25 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

some random musings

Started by Zed, 19th January 2006 08:40 AM

60s, allah, armed, australia, bet, birds, buddha, cancer, children, decended, eachother, ethical, execute, god, indian, jupiter, laughing, musings, myna, planets, random, similar, sitting, society, sos, suches, thalidamide, treatment, vishnu, yahwe

Replies: 11
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:29 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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JOKES

milk on her head

Started by Farm boy, 21st November 2005 07:02 AM

,new, angel, bath, bed, children, dad, daughter, day, drink.o, elizabeth, greg, head, heads, hopfully, hot, kitchen, laughing, lovely, milk, pink, poor, pyjamas, remember, somthing, step, time, wasted, whilst, wife, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:47 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Getting Old?

Started by Daddles, 21st October 2005 10:30 AM

=======, ========, =========, body, class, decided, easter, eggs, elderly, feel, fill, grow, half, hide, laughing, memorys, news, preacher, prone, purpose, remember, replied, senility, sharp, start, stop, undertaker, visit, wal-mart, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 10:30 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

on the beach

Started by malcolm, 28th September 2005 12:26 PM

advice, babes, baggy, beach, covering, disgusted, fist-sized, front, geezer, hits, inside, laughing, lifeguard, local, mate, obvious, patrick, potato, sick, spanking, speedos, swimming, tellin, tight, trunks, vacationing, walked, wearing, weekend, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2005 06:35 PM; by biotechy2k

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JOKES

Heard on the radio

Started by Bob Willson, 19th June 2005 10:06 AM

answers, brian, call, coast, contestant, couple, folks, fox-fm, game, god, gold, heard, hey, hours, huh, laughing, married, match, mate, melbourne, minutes, morning, question, questions, radio, sarah, sex, time, trip, yeah

Replies: 8
Views: 3,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 10:21 AM; by Neo

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JOKES

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