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Easter Bunny

Started by groverwa, 18th April 2014 04:37 PM

animal, blonde, bunny, car, contents, dead, driver, driving, easter, feet, hair, highway, hops, jump, jumps, label, life, paw, pulls, rabbit, restores, road, runs, sensitive, spray, sprays, stops, ten, waves, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2014 04:37 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

1930's Art Deco Kitchen Dresser

Started by Thumbthumper, 16th February 2013 01:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1930, 1930s, 254477254476, 254479, art, bit, cleaning, deco, doors, drawer, dresser, easier, fair, found, hand, kitchen, lining, lino, original, paint, painted, photos, polish, polishing, pulls, replace, restoration, shelves, veneer, walnut

Replies: 30
Views: 6,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2014 10:25 PM; by Thumbthumper

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RESTORATION

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

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Finishing wrought iron hardware

Started by Fuzzie, 5th July 2013 10:19 AM

275673, ago, apply, basically, cabinet, coated, couple, dirty, drawer, finish, finishing, guess, hardware, iron, notice, oily, polishing, pulls, rag, received, rust, sort, started, substance, wheel, wire, wrought

Replies: 9
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2013 10:51 PM; by ozdude

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FINISHING

STRIPPING Window furniture

Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:42 AM

277251, average, coat, dave, double, furniture, home, hung, lock, metal, mix, paint, pulls, remove, restoring, stripped, stripping, thx, window, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2013 02:37 PM; by Horsecroft88

Forum:
RESTORATION

The nurse

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM

appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 07:06 AM; by Handyjack

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JOKES

Vehicle horns are so old hat

Started by rsser, 17th February 2013 05:21 PM

blast, car/bike, changed, cut, driver, drums, dum, ear, eedjit, front, gentle, green, hat, holds, horns, lane, legislators, lights, manufacturers, noticed, options, pass, pulls, rupture, thank-you, toot, vehicle, wake, wit

Replies: 14
Views: 2,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2013 08:51 PM; by crowie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Primary Response

Started by jimbur, 18th December 2012 02:06 PM

13 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 13

abc, comment, congressman, dawn, god, gohmert, gunfire, head, heard, hochsprung], kids, kill, locked, louie, m-4, office, precious, primary, principal, pulls, reported, response, rifle], school, stunned, takes, usa, website, [assault, [slain

Replies: 191
Views: 16,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2013 07:54 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A belated Christmas joke

Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM

belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 09:52 PM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

The truckie and the emu

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:53 PM

amount, appeared, ar$#, change, chips, cleaned, coke, curious, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, legs, money, offered, pay, pays, pocket, pulls, reaches, rich, rolls, royce, sounds, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 10:50 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

The Tale of a Moron.

Started by Pat, 31st March 2011 06:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cave, check, clenching, ecstatic, home, mat, mate, middle, mine, moral, moron, motions, moves, nada, pulls, re-searches, relieved, remember, rings, safe, salt, scans, searches, sitting, sphincter, starting, story, tale, wagon, zilch

Replies: 22
Views: 2,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2011 03:29 PM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can you still get brass workbench stops.

Started by Mychael, 30th March 2011 06:12 PM

70s, brass, correct, cupboard, days, door, flip, flush, mike, pulls, remember, school, set, stops, terminology, thinking, top, woodwork, workbench

Replies: 7
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2011 08:18 PM; by opelblues

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Ring Pulls,

Started by issatree, 12th December 2010 05:00 PM

baked, beans, charity, collect, friend, fruit, info, issatree, pulls, question, ring, s.a, supposed, takes, titanium, unsure, whisker

Replies: 9
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 10:01 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

My open letter to the Lord Mayor of Brisbane

Started by mic-d, 16th October 2010 09:58 AM

brisbane, cable, cables, cheers, council, design, eel, flood, hope, laying, letter, level, lord, luck, mayor, michael, nasty, open, planting, plumbers, pulls, relays, requires, roots, run, sewer, toilet, treatment, tree, workers

Replies: 2
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2010 12:43 PM; by mic-d

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JOKES

The Birthday?

Started by issatree, 19th June 2010 01:16 AM

12th, 25th, birth, birthday, date, heard, issatree, joke, officer, policeman, pulls, sir

Replies: 1
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 10:31 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Greg Norman and the blonde

Started by rosewood, 25th October 2009 07:35 AM

balls, blonde, bloody, bowser, car, couple, courtesy, driving, everything.doh, fall, fuel, greg, ground, holden, hotel, norman, pocket, pulls, replies, service, sponsorship, statesman, station, supplied, tees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:49 AM; by artme

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JOKES

car respray

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd October 2009 08:40 PM

aware, bumper, car, codger, due, dust, fixed, glued, indoors, logic, mazda, met, mishap, money, paint, plastic, pulls, pup, read, renovateforum.com, respray, send, sold, spider, static, story, thread, time, visit, woodshow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Attaching flush pulls - a question

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st July 2009 04:30 PM

architectural, beers, builders, confirm, couple, door, flush, glue, guess, hallway, holes, home, hung, method, mick, nice, novice, pre-drilled, pulls, purchased, question, read, renovateforum.com, reply, satisfactory, silly, sliding, suggested, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2009 04:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Abe & Esther

Started by Ed Reiss, 27th June 2009 09:23 PM

abe, answers, appeal, begged, beth, biggest, building, charity, cheque, crash, esther, forgive, fund, grabs, island, jewish, kiss, landing, month, pay, pledge, pulls, remember, responds, send, shaken, shalom, sweetheart, synagogue, united

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2009 09:23 PM; by Ed Reiss

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JOKES

Travelling salesman.

Started by rosewood, 6th May 2009 02:22 PM

#$%@, barman, brown, bursting, cap, car, cars.d, casually, distributor, excitement, experience.explains, happened, hears, horse, jack, living, local, lucky, lunch, motor, paddock, pub, pulls, replieswas, salesman, travelling, white, wondering, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2009 02:22 PM; by rosewood

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JOKES

slow humour

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 06:43 PM

bed, car, customizing, doctor, double, drives, finally, granada, guy, harry, hey, humour, immediately, job, larry, light, picks, policeman, pulls, remember, rolls, shop, slow, takes, weeks, wife, window, windows, yeah, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 06:43 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

State trooper pulls over speeding driver

Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM

ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 10:07 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Mafia bookeeper

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2008 01:59 PM

attorney, backyard, bookeeper, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, brown, bucks, buried, deaf, enzos, godfather, guts, hell, kill, language, mafia, million, money, pistol, pull, pulls, queens, replies, sign, signs, talking, tells, temple, trigger, whatd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Blond Cowboy

Started by joe greiner, 21st August 2008 10:12 PM

arrests, bed, blond, boots, cowboy, exposure, gun, hat, home, indecent, inside, joe, locking, motor, panties, pants, pretty, pull, pulls, redhead, sheriff, shirt, shorts, skirt, street, sweetly, top, town, walks, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 12:43 PM; by damian

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JOKES

The bank robber.

Started by issatree, 12th August 2008 08:56 PM

bag, balaclava, bank, chap, counter, dead, husband, lady, left, money, pulls, rob, robber, shoots, stands, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 08:56 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Duck Plasterer

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2008 06:30 PM

barman, beer, business, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, handing, hey, job, live, marvelous, money, newspaper, paying, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sounds, tent, top

Replies: 0
Views: 2,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 06:30 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Girl's Night Out

Started by Incoming!, 6th April 2008 04:35 PM

$10, $20, $50, atm, attention, banned, bucks, butt, calls, card, cheek, club, egging, everyones, focused, friend, girl, girls, guy, guys, impress, licks, night, note, possibly, pulls, rest, stuck, swiped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 09:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Drinking games

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:39 PM

african, africans, air, astonished, australian, barman, beer, bloody, cool, drink, drinking, drinks, games, glass, glasses, gun, kiwi, kiwis, koala, mate, noo, picks, pieces, pulls, sand, shoots, south, strailya, throws, zulland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Asbestos in Vinyl/lino flooring?

Started by noideamad, 24th March 2008 10:56 PM

50s, achieves, amount, asbestos, built, commonly, dealing, fibery, flooring, house, idea, kitchen, laid, laundry, layer, lino, masonite, moved, piece, pulled, pulls, sheeted, sound, stuff, thin, ugly, vinyl, vinyl or lino, vinyl/lino, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 11:07 PM; by noideamad

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Busted

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 04:22 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 07:35 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

2 old ladies

Started by thefixer, 2nd February 2008 08:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 08:08 PM; by thefixer

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JOKES

Guttering question

Started by Wombat2, 13th December 2007 06:21 PM

board, braces, brackets, condition, couple, david, downpour, drain, effectively, facia, gutter, guttering, heads, install, internal, material, particulary, plumbers, popping, pulls, question, sag, shake, suggestions, told, twisted, vent, water, waterfalls, wise

Replies: 5
Views: 2,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 03:08 PM; by Make it work

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Shocker

Started by prozac, 28th November 2007 02:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 02:53 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Never mix women with fishing (US style)

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM

assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 06:34 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Help. WHAT DO I DO.

Started by makka619, 22nd February 2007 03:28 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

800mm, agreed, ahead, changed, couple, cupboard, cupboards, drawing, extra, half, hanging, hey, line, looked, mad, mind, notice, pfft, plan, plans, pulls, putting, single, soo, space, specifically, suppose, tells, tiny, wall

Replies: 80
Views: 9,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 10:16 AM; by JDarvall

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Collingwood.....

Started by Doughboy, 16th February 2007 08:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 08:24 PM; by Doughboy

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JOKES

You know whenyou getting old

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 11:07 PM

babe, barefoot, bartender, birthday, braless, buy, car, care, catches, coming, cruise, door, drink, drops, fancy, finishes, garage, jokes, lucky, means, pacemaker, parking, pulls, scotch, sexy, spouse, water, whenyou, woman, wrinkles

Replies: 1
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2006 02:51 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Friday in the States--Sorry Al

Started by Honorary Bloke, 27th October 2006 10:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 19
Views: 2,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 08:35 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lee Valley pulls a fast one.

Started by Dan, 10th September 2006 12:14 PM

6/9/06, 8-12, advise, arrived, books, boxes, bunker, delivery, elected, email, fast, friday, from?eek, guess, lee, lumber, mail, office, option, parcel, pick, post, pulls, quick, shipping, steve, surface, valley, wednesday, weeks

Replies: 13
Views: 2,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 02:04 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Beware of what you wish for!

Started by Eddie Jones, 25th August 2006 07:20 PM

amount, answers, appeared, arze, beer, beware, change, chick, chips, emu, exact, found, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, money, offered, pauses, pay, pocket, pulls, reaches, rubbed, sighs, sir, tall, time, waitress, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:20 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Anyone got a classic tractor?

Started by davo453, 17th May 2006 12:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1974, 7000, 94hp, ago, bit, cheers, classic, dave, ford, front, golden, hard, loader, mad, mechanical, months, my/our, odd, pic, ploughing, project, pulls, pushing, restoration, slashing, sydney, tractor, trees, wattle, weed

Replies: 20
Views: 5,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 12:53 PM; by Mirboo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mr Lee, how do you do it?

Started by Groggy, 12th May 2006 10:58 AM

cabinet, card, cattldogs, drawer, edger, evidence.ddd, file, grinder, grinding, hide, jig, jointer, lee, mill, perfect, plane, play, pulls, rest, rob, roll, router, scraper, set, shed, sticks, timing, tool, winding, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:22 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Patches

Started by Daddles, 19th December 2005 11:28 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 11:28 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

How much is that Barbie in the window?

Started by craigb, 24th November 2005 09:53 AM

$19.95, $265.95, amazed, annoyingly, answers, barbie, birthday, boat, car, computer, daughters, day, disco, display, divorced, father, friends, furniture, home, house, kens, pulls, remembers, salesperson, shopping, sir, store, theothers, toy, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 09:53 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

Kind Nurse

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM

bit, black, close, closely, covers, feet, finally, gown, hands, heavily, holds, jiggles, kind, listen, mask, nice, nose, nurse, operation, oxygen, privates, pulls, raises, results, sedated, slowly, takes, test, testicles, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

stress control (part 2)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

black, camaro, car, control, direction, finally, flying, isle, lady, leave, leaving, mall, move, parking, plenty, pull, pulling, pulls, shes, slowly, space, space., stall, started, stress, sudden, time, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 12:18 AM; by soundman

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JOKES

Botty Problems

Started by silentC, 24th March 2005 08:48 AM

appears, batter, botty, counts, dactor, dare, datd, dats, den, doctor, feeling, finally, gadness, grand, irishman, koindly, moch, note, patient, pile, problems, pulls, roit, shrieks, tank, tenner, teyhk, twenty, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2005 10:31 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

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