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a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM

bacon, breath, bush, close, corny, crawling, cured, deed, desert, dying, ees, forget, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, meerage, miamigo, mortally, pepe, pork, saved, smell, sock, staggers, suddenly, tree, warns, wounded

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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ice cream

Started by gms002a, 28th October 2013 03:49 PM

bacon, bowl, chair, couple, cream, eggs, forget, goodness, hands, ice, irritated, kitchen, minutes, moment, night, nineties, physically, plate, remember, returns, sake, stares, strawberries, tells, toast, toddles, watching, whipped, wife, write

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Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2013 03:49 PM; by gms002a

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Senile??NO way, not me

Started by Breslau, 9th January 2013 02:14 PM

ate, bacon, bit, bring, chocolate, coming, cream, deal, eggs, evening, forgetful, forgot, hah, hard, hey, icecream, kitchen, minutes, plate, remember, senile??no, senileno, syrup, toast, top, topping, twenty, whipped, wife, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2013 03:29 AM; by Breslau

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The Truck stop

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2010 11:03 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2010 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Breakfast Out

Started by Rodgera, 9th December 2009 07:06 PM

$1.99, bacon, baked, breakfast, browns, cake, carte, cents, charge, dollars, eggs, forty-nine, hash, home, incredulously, munruben, pay, raw, replied, restaurant, shell, sounds, special, taking, toast, waitress, warned, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:33 PM; by munruben

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Scented Candles for Men

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2009 03:07 PM

ammonia, arc, bacon, bass, burning, candles, caught, chainsaw, dirt, dog, exhaust, fertilizer, foods, freshly, fried, frying, grass, gunpowder, interior, leaves, light, lot, men, ozone, paint, scented, smoke, time, wet, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 08:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

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irish sausages

Started by kmthor, 12th June 2008 09:32 AM

assistant, bacon, bratwurst, bunnings, bursting, conceded, counter, danish, demanded, french, frogs, gear, german, hot, indignantly, indignation, irish, irishman, italian, legs, logic, looked, replied, righteous, sausage, sausages, steps, theme, walking, warming

Replies: 5
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 05:37 PM; by wheelinround

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Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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well i'll be!!! who likes pork ?

Started by Zed, 2nd June 2007 06:11 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 10:45 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Right! I give up.

Started by rgum, 20th October 2006 08:40 PM

bacon, breakwater, cheers, cook, cruel, eat, egss, fish, fishing, gawwwddd, happy, lot, nahhhhhh, portland, rods, straight, time, tony, vic, wait, watch, whilst, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 08:40 PM; by rgum

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Irish sausages

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2006 06:09 PM

american, assistant, bacon, bloke, bourbon, bunnings”, danish, danish?”, dog, german, hot, irish, irish?”, italian, i’m, jewish, looked, mexican, no”, sausage?”, sausages, self-indignation, shop, taco, wouldn’t, “and, “are, “if, “well

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Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 06:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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New Rear Deck

Started by Gumby, 22nd April 2006 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bacon, blonde, bottom, brunette, deck, eggs, extend, finish, fussy, nice, oil, paint, pic, pics, project, rails, rear, reason, red, roasts, roof, sitting, spa, sunday, time, top, view, webber, week, woodwork

Replies: 17
Views: 3,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2006 06:09 PM; by jow104

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Fattest man in the UK

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2006 09:08 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

afford, ago, bacon, beer, bloke, brekky, celebrating, couple, drink, eat, eats, elses, entire, fattest, fried, leftovers, man, menu, night, nights, people, pints, potatoes, sausages, sounds, stone, tube, unemployed, watch, weighs

Replies: 35
Views: 3,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 08:54 AM; by Iain

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Single woman

Started by normell, 6th December 2005 05:52 PM

absolutely, bacon, belt, cashier, coffee, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, head, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, lettuce, litre, looked, marital, orange, pack, proclamation, replied, selections, single, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 07:21 AM; by bennylaird

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Irish story

Started by Dendot, 8th October 2005 08:49 PM

assistant, bacon, bunnings, chilli, danish, fellow, ham, irish, italian, mexican, packet, parma, sauce, sausages, shop, story, walks

Replies: 4
Views: 2,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 02:40 PM; by Daddles

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A different type of tree - very clean joke

Started by Wood Borer, 24th June 2005 12:49 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, clean, close, closely, deed, desert, donforget, dying, ees, eet, gun, ham, hear, joke, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, pepe, races, smeell, smell, sudden, tree, type, warn

Replies: 6
Views: 2,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:50 PM; by outback

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Phil’s Meatloaf & Fruit Cake

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 09:08 PM

500g, approximately, bacon, basic, basically, cake, cup, drain, eat, fat, favourite, fruit, grated, half, hour, loaf, meat, meatloaf, mix, onion, packet, phil’s, sauce, slurp, soup, sweet, times, tomato, variations, vegetable

Replies: 12
Views: 2,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2005 09:48 AM; by Iain

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How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

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Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

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Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

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Naughty boy

Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2001 11:05 AM; by Gino

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a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

ice cream

Senile??NO way, not me

The Truck stop

Breakfast Out

Scented Candles for Men

The Bacon Tree

irish sausages

Farm Chores

well i'll be!!! who likes pork ?

What's for breakfast

Right! I give up.

Irish sausages

New Rear Deck

Fattest man in the UK

Single woman

Irish story

A different type of tree - very clean joke

Phil’s Meatloaf & Fruit Cake

How Not to Die

Little Johnny

Naughty boy