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HELP Jakaranda.

Started by ALI mADE, 20th December 2020 02:12 PM

answered, buy, idoing, jakarana, jakaranda, replays, searched, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 2,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2021 02:52 PM; by Old Hilly

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HELP! "I've fallen and can't get up."

The Umbrella

Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2014 01:16 AM

answered, bring, camp, counselor, day, helping, kid, kids, mother, stuff, summer, surprised, umbrella, youngsters

Replies: 0
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2014 01:16 AM; by Rodgera

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The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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How Truthful is this.

Started by issatree, 8th May 2014 05:27 PM

answered, badly, blast, blew, burnt, chap, charged, died, email, fairdinkum, hand, hoax, mobile, phone, photos, power, question, truthful

Replies: 8
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2014 09:51 AM; by NCArcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Advice Sought Regarding Rust Removal From Cast Iron Table

Started by Becephalus, 3rd May 2014 03:47 AM

advance, advice, answered, australian, cast, equivalent, experience, fellow, fine, frequent, humidity, internet, iron, mineral, product, purchased, questions, recently, recommended, removal, research, rust, seal, silicone, sought, spirits, table, ts160, u.s, woodman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2014 11:46 AM; by Hermit

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not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM

abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM; by Rodgera

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Easy way to monitor responses?

Started by Timless Timber, 28th July 2013 05:54 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2013 12:56 PM; by steven

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Weather report

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2013 06:16 PM

7.00pm, allan, answered, club, coast, conversation, evening, idiot, imitated, involved, late, leaving, male, minutes, news, phone, rang, report, told, voice, watch, weather, wifes, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 06:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Emergency Call

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2013 10:39 AM

afternoon, answered, call, centre, clerk, date, daughter, emergency, everythings, fearing, fine, home, hour, immediately, left, managers, mobile, mom, office, paged, phone, rushed, shoes, shopping, swmbo, teenage, wear, worst, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 11:00 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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G'day from Goulburn

Started by Glenrob, 18th April 2013 04:19 PM

3000, advice, answered, bandsaw, bob, chat, cheers, comments, forum, friends, gday, goulburn, gratefully, heating, job, laguna, live, lt18, market, meeting, minded, moment, nutshell, people, phone, received, researched, series, settling, timber

Replies: 13
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2013 05:56 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Wrinkle Cream

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2013 09:19 AM

answered, cream, dinner, grand-daughter, nan, natural, nine-year-old, putting, ready, swmbo, walked, walking, wrinkle

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2013 09:19 AM; by Rodgera

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Found in the Attic

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2013 02:17 PM

ago, answered, attic, batteries, black, cleaning, continued, cool, exclaimed, grand, hey, invented, keys, kids, leaving, letters, manual, nan, page, paper, persisted, plug, print, spare, striking, swmbo, time, typewriter, uncovered, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2013 05:58 PM; by wheelinround

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Heads up - How to jump the call centre queue

Started by Lignum, 28th September 2009 08:47 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup, amazing, answered, automated, bill, bingo, call, centre, heads, heard, immediately, indian, inquiry, jump, operator, phone, press, queue, re-directed, ring, starts, talking, telstra, times, timesddd, true, voice, waiting

Replies: 9
Views: 5,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 11:30 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Overboard!

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 04:12 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 04:12 AM; by Rodgera

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Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 28th June 2012 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

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Need a Lift?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2012 10:46 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, doorman, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 2,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 01:22 AM; by olbassy

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Honest woodie

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st October 2011 04:58 PM

1st, aboard, allan, answered, applied, boat, captain, change, club, deck, experience, fishing, honest, job, local, mate, mop, mopping, nicked, night, overboard, ran, sea, swept, wave, woodie, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2011 04:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day from the Black Forest.

Started by Flatdog, 15th August 2011 02:25 AM

answered, bit, black, bought, canoe, cheers, discussion, eureka, farm, forest, forum, found, gday, germany, hours, house, information, internet, kev, pages, ply, positive, questions, read, renovating, roll, source, therell, time, topic

Replies: 7
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2011 06:01 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Golfisms

Started by fenderbelly, 24th August 2011 10:55 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 05:45 PM; by BEKKY

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Unsociable social worker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th June 2011 09:17 PM

addition, answered, awkward, bar, bedroom, clerk, commencement, daughter, duties, escort, expected, garage, holidays, kidding, located, mate, natural, nick, overseas, personal, salary, satisfy, social, started, stereo, strong, unsociable, urges, worker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2011 05:17 PM; by chambezio

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Electrical Officer

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2011 09:00 PM

aircraft, answered, assigned, carrier, considered, duties, electrical, fix, granddaughter, hammer, navy, officer, recently, replied

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Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 09:00 PM; by Rodgera

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G'Day from Dublin Ireland

Started by cabinetmaker, 12th April 2011 08:44 PM

answered, answering, attempting, cabinetmaker, dublin, forward, gday, ireland, knowledgeable, lot, mine, people, questions, site, time

Replies: 10
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2011 01:38 AM; by cabinetmaker

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Same age.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2011 07:53 PM

age, allan, answered, attended, beamed, bitch, cheek, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, dental, diploma, examined, fat, girl, grey, haired, looked, pride, proudly, school, senile, skin, teach, teeth, time, told, ugly, wrinkled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2011 06:32 PM; by AlexHW

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Religious visitors

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th January 2011 10:06 PM

allan, answered, anyones, door, doorway, drink, dunno, fellers, inside, knock, morning, religion, religious, sit, speak, visitors

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2011 10:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Shopping Trolley

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2010 01:07 PM

advertising, answered, business, call, caller, chance, company, cpa, dad, father, fathers, jumped, larson, offered, placard, placards, richard, self-promotion, shopping, skilled, supermarket, traced, trolley, trollies, voice, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 11:01 AM; by munruben

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Footballer's problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2010 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, ambushed, answered, band, beaten, brother, coach, collingwood, coming, day, father, fault, footballer, game, goals, joined, looters, moved, mum, play, problems, replied, robbed, shot, sister, store, street, time, wonderful, youngster

Replies: 16
Views: 3,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2010 12:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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forum mugs?

Started by Matt Thomas, 20th October 2010 08:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 21
Views: 2,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2010 05:54 PM; by Groggy

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Want to extend house wall out to edge of eaves. Can this be done?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 3rd October 2010 08:00 PM

answered, brick, build, builder, connects, create, eaves, edge, exsisting, extend, extended, helpful, home, house, idea, info, knock, questions, read, renovateforum.com, renovating, roof, slab, space, stay, support, thread, treatment, wall, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 2,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2010 08:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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G'day! great forum. done some research and need someone in the know.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th August 2010 04:00 PM

275, 900mm, alternatives, answered, appreciated, beam, better/more, brackets, centres, correct, cost, deck, dimensions, effective, figure, forum, h17, info, noob, plan, provide, questions, rafters, read, renovateforum.com, research, roll, roof, roof-extenda, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 04:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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No joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2010 10:39 AM

allan, answered, attended, australian, entered, exhibition, fork, heard, joke, lift, robbo, robbo.2tsupd2tsup, sunday, woodie, woodturning

Replies: 1
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2010 10:34 PM; by RETIRED

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Psycho Test

Started by Ian Smith, 14th June 2010 08:32 PM

allowed, american, answer, answered, arrested, chisels, correctly, famous, funeral, guy, hoping, killer, killers, killing, mentality, motive, objects, play, psycho, psychologist, psychopath, question, read, result, scroll, serial, sharp, sister, skews, test

Replies: 5
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2010 08:53 PM; by jimbur

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Insert leader of choice...

Started by Groggy, 28th May 2010 12:37 PM

annoyed, answer, answered, choice, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, hands, idiot, insert, johnny, kevin, kids, knowing, leader, liberal, moron, mum, mums, raised, replied, rudd, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2010 02:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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4 Horse

Started by gawdelpus, 12th March 2010 11:19 PM

american, answered, asked, beautiful, called, horse, indian, man, means, nag, replied, unusual, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 11:19 PM; by gawdelpus

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Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

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Good night - New Year's Eve

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2010 09:23 PM

$25.00, ale, allan, answered, bar, bill, bottle, correct, cricket, drink, drinker, dry, eve, ginger, good, graham, ground, hard, meal, melbourne, months, night, night.2tsup, question, told, type, voucher, wife, won, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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Nag Nag Nag

Started by bookend, 27th November 2009 02:25 AM

answered, bath, client, day, door, execution, feet, finally, granted, hanged, hanging, home, husbands, james, love, nag, news, phone, rang, realizing, screamed, stairs, stay, stop, terrible, told, tonight, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 2
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 07:12 AM; by Grumpy John

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A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

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i made a mess of my wifes accordeon

Started by SOLing, 11th September 2009 05:59 AM

accordeon, answered, beautiful, bit, boat, boatbuilder, bottle, builder, damage, donot, experienced, fell, finish, hope, italy, job, kindly, mess, painting, plays, polished, question, real, remember, repair, soling, survived, toes, wife, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2009 02:30 AM; by keithkarl2007

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FINISHING

Structural Ply

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2009 05:30 PM

answered, bearer, bottom, brace, builders, cheers, connect, damp, erected, external, framing, house, installed, offer, paper, plate, ply, proof, question, raised, read, renovateforum.com, simply, step, strength, structural, studs, supposed, thread, top

Replies: 0
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 05:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Structural Ply

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th September 2009 11:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2009 11:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

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Howdy All

Started by cwbyup, 13th September 2009 10:04 PM

accessories, answered, cheers, country, fascia, finer, gutter, hard, hawkesbury, howby, howdy, input, installer, knowledge, living, lost, lot, nick, nsw, passion, plans, plantation, questions, reading, shutters, site, stumbled, vehicle, wealth, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 07:45 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

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old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

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