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The Wife

Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM

answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 06:18 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Chinese Whispers

Started by wheelinround, 21st December 2011 05:55 PM

advancement, change, chinese, close, conversation, destroy, edited, friendship, hedge, learnt, life, lips, opposition, people, post, posters, ranks, recall, set, ships, sink, spelling, stretch, strife, test, topic, tracking, trust, war, whispers

Replies: 12
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2012 05:58 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Queensland Government at work.

Started by Gingermick, 6th October 2009 04:33 PM

$100, $1000, $300, $400, contractor, crew, fence, figure, fix, government, guy, hire, incredulous, ipswich, job, kenmore, leans, logan, materials, measure, measuring, official, parliament, profit, queensland, replied, style, whispers, work

Replies: 2
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 05:42 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Government contracts

Started by bullfright, 24th February 2009 03:20 AM

$100, $1000, $2700, $300, $400, canberra, contracting, contractor, contractors, contracts, crew, fence, figure, fix, friends, government, guy, guys, incredulous, job, leans, materials, measure, measuring, melbourne, official, profit, replies, sydney, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 03:20 AM; by bullfright

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JOKES

New use for potatoes

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd December 2008 08:31 AM

,saw, ,similar, beach, birds, bloke, build, chap, coming, day, front, leaving, mate, potato, potatoes, putting, similar, sitting, spedos, tip, tomorrow, trick, twins, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 10:45 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Dumb Kid?

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st May 2008 10:08 AM

50c, allan, artist, barbershop, coin, coins, district, dumb, dumbest, game, giving, hand, hands, john, kid, left, munrubin, pick, picked, replied, street, stupid, takes, told, tonsilorial, wallan, wanders, watch, wheelin, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Alans first baseball game

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 07:57 PM

alan, alans, ball, balls, baseball, batter, calls, chuckle, confused, embarrassment, fan, fans, friendly, game, hit, jumps, louder, mongrel, pleased, pride, quietly, run, sensing, sits, stands, surrounding, walk, whispers, yelling, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 08:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Little Old Lady

Started by MICKYG, 7th January 2008 08:18 AM

beautiful, bet, change, ear, fairy, front, gillespie, godmother, guess, handsome, husband, imagine, jamie, knees, lady, makes, mike, neutered, ooh, poof, porch, prince, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, weak, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 09:59 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM

ascends, deathbed, demise, ear, enter, envelope, gates, hand, hands, heaven, luci, luciano, lucianos, meeting, owe, passes, pavarotti, pavarottis, pearly, peter, pope, reads, saint, slips, tener, visits, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 09:23 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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JOKES

Lone Ranger

Started by HappyHammer, 25th July 2006 11:31 AM

attractive, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, chiefs, days, disappears, ear, enters, evening, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 11:11 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

The Leprechaun and the Golfer...

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 07:06 PM

adds, american, answers, bad, ball, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, internationally, leprechaun, life, money, responds, sex, shock, situation, week, whispers, wonderful, woods, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 11:47 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Dust Death

Started by Glue and Screw, 16th November 2005 07:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cancer, cheers, chinese, death, dieing, don’t, dust, found, gday, hand, heard, industry, informative, issues, lazy, marty, mask, mdf, melamine, nasal, particle, practical, related, responses, site, solid, wear, whispers, wood

Replies: 17
Views: 4,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 08:36 AM; by 9Fingers

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SAFETY

Hi Ho Silver

Started by Bluegum, 4th October 2005 01:12 PM

agrees, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, days, ear, ears, enters, evening, grabs, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, plains, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 05:57 PM; by Twodogs

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JOKES

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

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JOKES

English language problems

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 04:21 PM

barely, bucking, climax, closer, cuddles, damned, ear, english, exhausted, eyes, finish, head, language, love, manages, norwegian, pause, problems, proudly, returns, screaming, short, simultaneously, smile, smiles, softly, speak, stunned, whispers, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 04:21 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Fishing Jokes? start here..

Started by WNS, 20th February 2004 01:04 PM

anticipation, bad, bed, boat, channel, crap, cuddles, day, dresses, fishing, garage, house, husband, jokes, lunch, morning, quietly, rain, replies, returns, saturday, sleepily, slips, start, stupid, terrible, undresses, weather, whispers, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 4,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2004 10:12 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

Started by Driver, 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM

apaches, camp, comments, ear, fire, geronimo, ground, head, horse, hour, insulting, kemo, leans, leave, lone, mask, nods, odd, passing, ranger, request”, sabay, silver, suddenly, talk, trots, whinnies, whispers, whistles, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

The Lone Ranger in Despair

Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:30 PM

blond, brought, chief, despair, enters, evening, eye, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, returns, silver, speak, spends, square, tent, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2002 12:40 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

confession

Started by Rod Smith, 19th March 2002 02:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 02:06 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

pussy gone begging

Started by John Saxton, 3rd October 2000 10:16 PM

beautiful, begging, cat, change, fairy, front, guess, handsome, husband?she, imagine.she, johnno, knees, lady, makes, neutered, poof, porch, posssibly, pussy, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, them.ooh, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2000 10:16 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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The Wife

Chinese Whispers

Queensland Government at work.

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Government contracts

New use for potatoes

Dumb Kid?

Alans first baseball game

Little Old Lady

Paddy

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

First Time

Lone Ranger

The Leprechaun and the Golfer...

Dust Death

Hi Ho Silver

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

English language problems

Fishing Jokes? start here..

Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

The Lone Ranger in Despair

confession

pussy gone begging