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On Golden Phone

Started by John Saxton, 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM

america, american, aussie, australia, australians, call, church, churches, decided, direct, england, europe, god, golden, heaven, japan, line, orlando, phone, priest, proud, read, sign, smiling, talk, telephone, told, travelled, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

OBE Warranty

Started by Rodgera, 19th November 2013 10:59 AM

additional, age, attributes, boss, buy, carried, carry, concluded, consulted, continued, cost, decided, eighty-three, extolling, five-year, leave, lifetime, moment, obe, one-year, replied, returned, salesman, set, smiling, stay, television, warranty

Replies: 2
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2013 03:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The gods of renovation tv are smiling again

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th November 2013 09:20 AM

begins, bloody, bout, finally, gods, home, house, lifestyle, monday, night, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, season, smiling, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

There was this guy

Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2013 10:34 PM

absolutely, bank, besotted, bring, called, carried, current, day, decided, drowned, fell, girl, girlfriend, gorgeous, guy, lorraine, lot, moment, obvious, planned, pretty, ran, river, singing, slipped, smiling, started, stopped, times, walk

Replies: 4
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2013 03:21 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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JOKES

We were made for each other

Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:40 PM

bed, bedroom, calm, clean, cooking, finally, forum, hate, hates, heaven, kids, loml, match, nagging, nice, nod, pausing, perplexed, reiterate, reply, smiling, starts, sweet, talking, voice, walks, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2013 06:55 PM; by DaveTTC

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JOKES

Carba-Tec again

Started by Woodwould, 31st July 2010 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aware, blue, bought, bread, car, carba-tec, carbatec, collateral, couple, david, demonstrations, experience, gents, helpful, leave, melbourne, morning, park, pinny, pleasant, regular, saturday, serving, shopping, smiling, snags, stopped, there;, toys, veritas

Replies: 18
Views: 3,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2010 09:37 AM; by Phil Spencer

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Work is like a tree of monkeys

Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:46 PM

a@#$holes, bottom, bunch, cheers, day, lots, monkeys, noel, poster, smiling, top, tree, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2010 09:23 AM; by Rodgera

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Early Morning Exercise

Started by Rodgera, 2nd December 2009 02:43 PM

alarm, bed, block, christian, continued, early, education, enthusiasm, exercise, expressed, faintly, hearty, impressed, jump, kick, morning, offered, pastor, physical, praise, run, school, sighed, sleep, smiling, speaker, students, surprise, times, visiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Six truths of life

Started by Ian Smith, 2nd September 2009 06:02 PM

forward, hang, idiot, idiots, lie, life, reading, smile, smiling, special, stupid, sunshine, teeth, tongue, touch, truth, truths

Replies: 3
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 12:31 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Singing Ponies - Hilarious

Started by Shrek3, 8th February 2009 12:10 PM

clicking, create, effects, flash, funnies, funny, hilarious, joke, longtime, master, matter, melodious, mix, music, piece, ponies, pony, produce, setting, sing, singing, smiling, starting, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2009 12:10 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

True compassion

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 11:27 AM

accident, apologies, bad, bedside, business, car, coma, compassion, day, dear, failed, failing, fill, fired, gently, health, heart, house, lost, luck, months, motioned, nearer, sat, smiling, started, stayed, support, true, warmth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 12:34 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Off-cuff remarks...apology to Studlee.

Started by prozac, 7th March 2008 06:25 PM

apology, bit, closed, comments, control, conversation, hopeful, hurt, intended, jumped, looked, manners, meant, moderator, mouth, offcuff, offended, page, party, post, prozac, re-read, remarks, remarksapology, reminded, smiling, studlee, stupid, testament, wrote

Replies: 11
Views: 2,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 09:32 PM; by prozac

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Roses for my loved one

Started by munruben, 5th March 2008 12:19 AM

arm, arms, candlelit, coming, crossed, darling, day, dining, dinner, flipping, forward, hallway, home, life, linked, looked, loved, lovely, lovers, mind, mine, moment, note, passionate, roses, smiling, table, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 08:50 PM; by wayfarer

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The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Memories

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th January 2008 03:51 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 04:45 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

HB Rookie

Started by wheelinround, 5th January 2008 09:47 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

When Irish eyes are not smiling

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM

allan, brother, calendar, cardboard, chart, confused, cover, covered, cut, desperation, eye, eyes, gained, glasses, gold, hand, hole, irish, left, mixed, months, optometrist, paddy, pair, read, rims, shielded, smiling, stole, test

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

pipe knocking

Started by boydi, 1st December 2007 08:07 PM

answer, anti, block, complete, completely, complicated, confident, easy, existing, hammer, knocking, knowing, luck, novice, obliterate, pipe, pipes, plumbing, reno, replace, ruth, shower, sign, smiling, stop, tap, taps, unit, washer, water

Replies: 3
Views: 2,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 03:13 PM; by Bloss

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A French joke

Started by jmk89, 19th March 2007 04:56 PM

attended, audience, closed, continued, decided, drivelling, encourage, french, friday, graveyard, guy, joke, lunch, months, nice, night, participation, presenter, presenters, question, sat, seminar, sex, shift, smiling, stand, standing, stayed, thread, tonight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2007 04:56 PM; by jmk89

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The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

The Modern Era

Started by Ashore, 12th July 2005 10:13 PM

ability, accidentally, awards, boss, check, contractors, desk, e-mail, email, entire, era, friend, friends, home, job, laughing, list, long-service, modern, news, nodding, notice, oclock, outnumber, permanent, phone, read, scrolled, smiling, staff

Replies: 4
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 11:50 PM; by Rusty

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is dat you?

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:53 AM

angel, appeared, bushes, continue, couple, dat, emerged, female, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, life, listened, looked, male, minutes, pigeon, puzzled, rustling, satisfied, smiled, smiling, snapping, statue, statues, time, twigs, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2004 05:36 AM; by popawisky

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New Car

Started by Geoff Dean, 20th July 2004 03:31 PM

acting, air, bends, car, day, escapes, farted, feel, fine, forward, gonna, greets, happened, hear, leather, lovely, madame, maintain, pleasantly, price, replies, sir, smile, smiles, smiling, sophistication, touching, upholstery, vehicle, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 03:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM

afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2003 06:52 PM; by waco

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JOKES

ancient indian wisdom of the monkey

Started by soundman, 29th March 2003 04:07 PM

ancient, arseholes, bottom, climbing, indian, levels, life, limbs, monkey, monkeys, smiling, top, tree, wisdom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2003 08:56 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

nudist club

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:55 PM

bench, bends, call, called, club, colony, day, erection, facilities, fart, greeted, hairy, hard-on, huge, implies, membership, month, naked, newcomer, nudist, office, old;, receptionist, replies, rule, sir, smiling, staggers, times, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 07:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Loraine

Started by Hartley, 3rd December 1999 01:19 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 1999 08:10 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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On Golden Phone

OBE Warranty

The gods of renovation tv are smiling again

There was this guy

We were made for each other

Carba-Tec again

Work is like a tree of monkeys

Early Morning Exercise

Six truths of life

Singing Ponies - Hilarious

The old motor

True compassion

First Kiss

Off-cuff remarks...apology to Studlee.

Roses for my loved one

The Old Cow

Memories

HB Rookie

When Irish eyes are not smiling

pipe knocking

A French joke

The Murphy's

The Modern Era

Is dat you?

New Car

SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

ancient indian wisdom of the monkey

nudist club

Loraine