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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

Forum:
JOKES

Sliding door not sliding

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd April 2014 10:30 AM

1.jpg, 2.jpg, 202.5, 232.4, attached, begins, door, e.g, fixing, images, isolate, lift, photo, planning, proem, read, recent, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, resistance, slides, sliding, slightly, started, stuck, thread, track, winter, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2014 10:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The language of advertising

Started by jimbur, 29th November 2013 11:08 AM

absurd, advertising, aimed, baseball, begins, bernard, common, country, december, divided, england, favorite, george, glove, issue, language, looked, magazine, master, nations, plane, popular, reminded, shaw, slightly, tool, wearing, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:06 PM; by rrich

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Johnson & Johnson Thermometer

Started by gms002a, 9th December 2013 11:44 AM

begins, box, broken, carefully, chipped, close, control, days], department, eyes, fun, glad, johnson, literature, loud, notice, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, repeat, sanitized, statement, stop, surface, table, tested, thermometer, times

Replies: 0
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2013 11:44 AM; by gms002a

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JOKES

The gods of renovation tv are smiling again

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th November 2013 09:20 AM

begins, bloody, bout, finally, gods, home, house, lifestyle, monday, night, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, season, smiling, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

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JOKES

sounds !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2013 12:38 AM

.aro-d, accosts, begins, checks, counter, dutifully, european, excuse, expert, familiar, globe, headphones, listen, listening, mentioned, puzzled, question, recording, released, renowned, returns, slightly, sounds, subject, walking, wasp, wasps, waspsounds, world, youngfellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2013 11:39 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

Forum:
JOKES

Hi from Cowell SA.

Started by Pat63, 23rd February 2013 12:53 PM

begins, boat, build, cowell, decided, finally, fun, month, plans, purchased, time, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2013 08:32 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

a new venture

Started by animal.13, 31st December 2011 10:34 PM

apparently, begins, beneficial, curve, hobby, learning, life, venture

Replies: 4
Views: 949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2012 10:43 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Bout ye!

Started by Gilshark, 22nd September 2011 09:22 PM

admiring, ago, begins, belfast, bench, bit, bout, boy, building, cheers, coachbuilder, coast, craic, folks, forward, gday, gil, headed, hows, knowledge, living, quietly, site, skill, start, stuff, sunny, time, wealth

Replies: 7
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 09:45 PM; by Gilshark

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Have a go at this

Started by dj_pnevans, 3rd July 2011 12:08 AM

11year, add, alphabet, animal, beginning, begins, circus, count, country, daviddp, denmark, digit, elephants, i’d, letter, letters, multiply, ocean, pick, son, subtract, told, town

Replies: 0
Views: 883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 12:08 AM; by dj_pnevans

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
JOKES

Angry Senator

Started by Rodgera, 24th February 2011 04:24 PM

accepted, acid, angry, begins, corrupt, cowards, day, demanded, explodes, half, hot, mid, pause, politicians, record, remainder, removed, senate, senator, senators, session, shout, statement, temper, tongue, withdraw

Replies: 4
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 04:16 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

Wagon trail!!!

Started by coutaboat, 30th November 2010 12:16 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2010 07:46 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Finish for NZ Kauri Pine Floor?

Started by keenbean, 8th September 2010 09:47 PM

advice, appreciated, aware, begins, bought, carpeted, decided, experience, fairly, familiar, fill, finish, floor, forgive, friend, gaps, house, kauri, lingo, lucky, newbie, original, pine, pretty, resin, sanding, sands, sort, timber, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2010 09:47 PM; by keenbean

Forum:
FINISHING

Hill Bent

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2009 06:45 PM

avail, begins, bent, betty, bob, car, coming, conservatory, doctor;, haunting, head, hill, hills, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, phone, piano, picks, road, stairs, table, transylvania, vacationing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2009 06:45 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
JOKES

plumbing help please. my solder wont stick!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th August 2009 11:00 PM

applications, apply, begin, begins, bubbles, cold, copper, easy, fitting, flame, flux, job, joint, lifted, orange, pipe, pls, plumbing, read, realised, renovateforum.com, rolls, slides, solder, soldering, spread, stick, thread, tips, torch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2009 11:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING

How's this for a 'Feel-Good' video

Started by Shutterbug, 19th May 2009 03:58 PM

200, 2009, address, amazement, amazing, antwerp, begin, begins, belgium, bemused, central, created, crowd, dancers, enjoy, entrances, feel-good, feelgood, julie, march, passengers, play, public, rehearsals, station, stunt, system, train, video, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 08:49 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'Day from a first timer!

Started by g_coopster, 8th May 2009 10:51 AM

begins, complete, finally, forward, fun, garage, gday, guessed, head, home, journey, jumping, kicking, knowledge, larger, living, outlet, participating, patience, projects, provide, reader, rounding, set, single, skin, space, threader, time, timer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2009 08:25 AM; by g_coopster

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Say what?

Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM

age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 05:55 PM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

G'day from a rebourn chippie

Started by BigD, 28th January 2009 04:55 PM

500+kg, 70s, aprenticeship, begins, behemoth, bigd, cheers, chippie, fell, fun, furniture, gday, gum, home, knock, lock, love, milled, operation, outdoor, ready, rebourn, river, rust, shed, short, slab, slabs, story, tools

Replies: 5
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 10:36 AM; by BigD

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

What sort of tree is that

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2008 11:20 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, dirty, expert, grow, growing, hard, joke, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, sort, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 07:16 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

European Holiday

Started by rayintheuk, 21st October 2008 09:06 PM

avail, begins, betty, bob, car, conservatory, control, doctor;, door, european, haunting, head, hill, hills, holiday, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, nearest, phone, piano, picks, stairs, table, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2008 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Mike and his pregnant wife

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM

attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 04:42 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Tetnus shot

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, coat, coat.his, couch, doctor, heck, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, tetnus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 09:35 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

And So It Begins...

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:48 PM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

barry, begins, continues, john, person, pub, story, walk

Replies: 294
Views: 60,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

One for the kids

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 05:11 PM

answer, begins, bus, calendar, drove, kids, months, schoolkids, single, starts, stole, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:15 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Interstate Relations

Started by wheelinround, 11th January 2008 09:44 PM

australia, australian, bag, begins, bit, bottles, car, damn, door, inspired, interstate, miles, pull, pulling, pushes, queenslander, relations, replies, road, sick, south, starts, stuff, tasmanian, tassie, throwing, victoria, victorian, window, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 09:44 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage plans

Started by fenderbelly, 8th January 2008 09:37 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, listen, marriage, mind, minutes, morning, organize, plans, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, wife-to-be, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:37 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

How to reduce petrol prices

Started by whitewood, 11th November 2007 08:28 AM

4cents, attachment, begins, boycott, coles, companies, concept, copy, cost, docket, drop, e-mail, forcasting, friends, huge, idea, inconvenient, petrol, price, prices, reduce, retailers, shop, simple, sooner, start, thread, time, woolworths, xmas

Replies: 14
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 09:16 AM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Googles quote of the day

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2007 09:47 AM

actors, arthur, begins, capital, conan, data, day, fatal, franken, googles, guess, hard, human, insensibly, learn, learned, lessons, life, mistake, mistakes, opposite, people, precious, sir, stoppard, suit, theories, theorize, tom, twist

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do i remove the old polish on my floorboards???

Started by peksto, 15th January 2007 12:18 AM

appreciated, attack, bare, begins, boards, dilema, dints, drum, fairly, floorboards, grade, greatly, house, mentioned, nick, option, paper, polish, pulled, recently, remove, remover, required, researching, rid, sand, sander, stage, stuff, timber

Replies: 2
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 08:35 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
FLOORING

Smart Shepherd

Started by Breslauer, 7th January 2007 01:45 AM

$100, accountant, agrees, amazing, animal, begins, bet, chance, cries, deduce, dog, double, exact, farmer, flock, government, guess, huge, occupation, picks, responds, rest, sheep, shepherd, smart, stopping, tells, wait, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 01:45 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Beech or birch

Started by Shedhand, 13th December 2006 02:23 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 02:23 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
JOKES

Rheem hot water unit

Started by Lionel, 18th November 2006 12:57 PM

$95, advice, amp, begins, boom, bottle], cheers, electric, gas, hot, instantanious, larger, lionel, lot, love, matter, models, option, overflow, relief, replace, resource, rheem, running, servicable, storage, temp, unit, water, [new

Replies: 4
Views: 3,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2006 04:27 PM; by cross

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

rusty bits

Started by goat, 30th August 2006 02:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, bits, coat, couch, doctor, hell, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot.d, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 02:16 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

" It's About"

Started by Carry Pine, 4th July 2006 11:39 PM

answer, begins, carry, days, expert, fearless, grumpy, his/her, interviewed, it about, law, network, noticed, nsw, people, pine, politician, premier, protecting, providing, question, questions, rail, safe, salt, secure, time, trains, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 12:50 PM; by Zed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Electric water heater

Started by lnt9000, 12th December 2005 08:37 PM

begins, browny, colorrusty, completely, days, electric, heater, hot, month, orange, pros, runs, tank, water

Replies: 8
Views: 3,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 10:57 PM; by lnt9000

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

A woman in leather

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM

beats, begins, card, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, weak, wears, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Charity

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 12:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 12:03 PM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
JOKES

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