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    Last Post: 29th August 2019 11:58 AM
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  1. Silky Oak dresser

    Started by pjt, 14th February 2012 12:01 AM
    198397198396, 198398, comments, dings, draw, dresser, existing, feel, finish, finished, found, free, howards, knocks, oak, original, ouline, people, perfect, pete, piece, preserved, refinish, restore, roundtoit, sell, silky, thinking, top, underneath
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    Last Post: 24th February 2012 08:56 AM
    by IanW  Go to last post

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  2. The Government ransom

    Started by BEKKY, 20th December 2011 04:18 PM
    $10, average?”, car, collection.”, douse, fire, gallon.”, giving, government, jam, kidnapped, knocks, million, moving, on?”, petrol, ransom, replies, roll, senators, set, stuck, suddenly, taking, traffic, window, “about, “how, “terrorists, “what’s
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    Last Post: 25th December 2011 04:15 AM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  3. Here's a 'tall' story

    Started by Sigidi, 1st August 2011 06:15 PM
    $38, 11min, 1kg, 30min, apparently, arrive, beam, bowl, cashack, chips, coke, desertoo2tsupo, dinner, drink, fella, finishes, jim, killa, kilo, knocks, meal, min, pub, rump, salad, sits, staff, steak, story, tall
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    Last Post: 7th August 2011 03:30 PM
    by Harry72  Go to last post
  4. Gotta like this one

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2011 09:46 AM
    agreed, astonishment, aussie, aussies, board, bought, buy, clever, conductor, cram, departs, door, game, gotta, idea, knocks, learn, maori, maoris, mate, replied, return, shown, single, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch
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    Last Post: 21st March 2011 04:57 PM
    by Grommett  Go to last post

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  5. Pregnant woman in tram.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2009 11:40 AM
    allan, barry, bit, gentleman, immediately, knocks, lady, minutes, pregnant, relinquished, replied, reservations, seat, seated, tram, uncomfortable, woman
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    Last Post: 13th July 2009 11:40 AM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  6. Quick Thinking

    Started by watson, 8th February 2009 08:09 PM
    afraid, answers, bad, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, gallagher, gentle, hand, home, house, husband, irishmen, knocks, leave, lost, meet, middle, murphy, murphys, playing, quick, retired, situation, thinking, wife, worse, £500
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    Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:27 PM
    by watson  Go to last post

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  7. The Monastry

    Started by Barry_White, 8th July 2008 11:37 PM
    accept, blades, breaks, car, door, earth, feed, fix, grass, heard, hears, key, knob, knocks, lead, monastery, monastry, monk, monks, morning, night, pebbles, provide, reply, sand, sound, stone, strange, task, wooden
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    Last Post: 9th July 2008 05:47 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  8. Drop dead poker

    Started by Rodgera, 8th May 2008 03:21 PM
    $500, answers, bad, cards, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, fallen, gentlemen, hollers, house, husband, knocks, leave, loser, lost, meet, middle, playing, poker, respect, rippington, situation, smith, table, walks, wife, worse
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    Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:44 AM
    by Ozkaban  Go to last post

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  9. Another drunk

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM
    ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall
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    Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:16 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  10. Advice Pls - Neighbour wants to put drainage on my property

    Started by Hybrid, 10th February 2008 08:12 PM
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    advice, backyard, border, boundary, concrete, cover, door, drainage, effective, front, heavy, issue, knocks, length, neighbour, pipe, pls, potential, property, racking, retaining, running, runs, storm, thirds, tradie, trench, wall, water, yard
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    Last Post: 19th February 2008 10:51 AM
    by GraemeCook  Go to last post
  11. David in the antique shop

    Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM
    2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks
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    Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  12. Karate chop

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM
    assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo
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    Last Post: 15th September 2007 02:26 PM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  13. Bear Remover

    Started by fred.n, 21st June 2007 08:40 PM
    arrives, baseball, bat, bear, bull, cage, dog, doubt, falls, grab, hands, hell, homeowner, knock, knocks, ladder, minutes, morning, pages, pit, remover, roof, shoot, shotgun, subdued, testicles, trained, van, wakes, yellow
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    Last Post: 22nd June 2007 10:29 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  14. revenge

    Started by durwood, 5th December 2006 07:26 PM
    aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, floor.the, half, head, hits, hour, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, korea, leaves, mate, neck, revenge, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank
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    Last Post: 6th December 2006 04:37 PM
    by rrich  Go to last post

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  15. Finish for Red Silkwood

    Started by maldotcom2, 11th June 2006 04:21 PM
    advice, amateur, apply, buy, damage, durable, easy, estapol, finish, finishes, forums, hoping, hsc, instant, knocks, paints, post, prelim, professionals, recommend, red, resist, results, school, schools, silkwood, softish, stains, type, wood
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    Last Post: 12th June 2006 08:36 PM
    by maldotcom2  Go to last post

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  16. Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

    Started by Baz, 31st May 2005 09:31 PM
    agrees, bedding, call, date, dinner, door, drops, encyclopaedia, evening, excellent, garden, hard, huge, iirobbo, knocks, lady, looked, lovely, night, rambling, romance, rose, slaps, stunned, success, suited, takes, time, tomorrow, wall
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    Last Post: 31st May 2005 10:01 PM
    by ozwinner  Go to last post

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  17. The Aussie Way

    Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM
    abc, aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, guy, half, head, hits, hour, huge, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, leaves, neck, passes, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank
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    Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM
    by ribot  Go to last post

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  18. Apologies to any Kiwis

    Started by silentC, 29th October 2003 04:36 PM
    agree, answers, apologies, aussies, board, buy, clever, conductor, copy, cram, decide, door, game, idea, kiwis, knocks, learn, money, return, save, shortly, single, station, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch, zealanders
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    Last Post: 4th November 2003 07:33 PM
    by Driver  Go to last post

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  19. Oops

    Started by DaveInOz, 12th June 2003 05:20 PM
    answers, beginning, bit, day, decided, door, farm, farmer, front, head, house, joke, knocks, late, lonely, night, oops, pulls, replies, road, rural, salesman, sleep, son, spend, stay, storm, stretch, travelling, wrong
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    Last Post: 12th June 2003 05:20 PM
    by DaveInOz  Go to last post

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  20. another drunk

    Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2002 10:25 PM
    attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, church, confessional, coughs, drunk, final, finally, knocking, knocks, paper, priest, replies, sits, speak, staggers, times, wall
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    Last Post: 26th February 2002 10:25 PM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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