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Surgery update

Started by Shedhand, 16th June 2015 01:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 2,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2015 03:29 AM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

WORKING WITH MY DAUGHTER

Started by chambezio, 22nd June 2014 05:55 PM

$200, coin, computer, computers, couple, daughter, day, easily, experience, follow, found, gear, half, instruments, job, kit, lap, plastic, pliers, reality, screwdriver, shed, size, special, supplied, surgery, time, tool, top, working

Replies: 13
Views: 2,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2014 05:29 PM; by Old farmer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

Replies: 1
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

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JOKES

Open

Started by Rodgera, 15th October 2013 10:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 10:41 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blood bros

Started by rwbuild, 26th November 2012 04:19 AM

arab, aye, blood, box, bros, card, chocolates, donate, finally, generous, happy, laddie, life, nice, phoned, quality, replied, save, scotsman, scottish, shocked, street, surgery, surprised, thank-you, time, type, urgent, veins, worldwide

Replies: 1
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2012 09:46 PM; by Jonzjob

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JOKES

Dog attack

Started by artme, 16th September 2012 05:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attack, blood, child, cross, daamage, daughter, dog, extensive, girl, grand, hoping, late, litre+, lost, lot, mastiff, neighbour, rang, savaged, surgery, teras, undergoing, yesterday

Replies: 36
Views: 4,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2012 09:11 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

GORE WARNING squashed digit

Started by texx, 10th February 2012 05:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

13klm, bone, bottom, checks, chopper, chopping, digger, digit, doc, docs, ground, holding, jump, link, linkage, managed, miss, pic, ride, scoot, scored, squashed, stand, surgery, tells, tendons, thinking, town, tractor, ute

Replies: 19
Views: 3,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2012 03:38 PM; by rod1949

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SAFETY

Blood transfusion

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM

admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Mrs Blackie & Fletty

Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2012 11:24 AM

2tsup, aka, assured, ayshen, badly, blackie, condition, feet, fletty, hobbled, injury, knee, lathe, medical, mrs, phone, pillow, shed, stools, suffering, surgery, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2012 11:15 PM; by Mrs Blackie

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Kevin Rudd's surgery report

Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2011 09:56 PM

cardiac, chest, daggers, found, hair, kevin, read, red, report, rudd, rudds, surgeons, surgery

Replies: 5
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2011 08:31 PM; by pajeronj

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JOKES

I Just Put A Cat Amongst The Canaries or Here I come Gotalk

Started by echnidna, 6th December 2010 01:58 PM

$259.05, 2010, account, accounts, angina, attacks, canaries, canceled, canceling, cat, continuing, credit, email, final, gotalk, invoice, invoices, issue, issued, july, mail, mobile, notice, pay, payment, phone, proof, registered, services, surgery

Replies: 12
Views: 2,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2010 11:14 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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JOKES

A Catholic Heart Attack

Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM

agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 06:15 PM; by metester

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JOKES

Does it come down to this??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th May 2010 06:40 PM

absolute, brain, builder, builders, degree, owner, read, renovateforum.com, surgery, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 4,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 06:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Is there a chair doctor in the house?

Started by derekcohen, 14th May 2010 04:08 AM

ago, ash, beech, boards, chair, chairs, derek, doctor, epoxy, front, glue, glued, house, leaves, leg, lower, perth, pieces, push, repair, restored, section, sections, solid, son, supported, surgery, tenon, top, view

Replies: 12
Views: 2,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 12:06 AM; by ian

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RESTORATION

Eating in the workshop

Started by wheelinround, 28th March 2010 01:56 PM

abilities, accidently, admitted, attendance, block, complimented, doctors, donut, door, eating, emergency, grabbed, guess, hand, lessons, moldings, noticing, plane, poundsu, reached, recovery, sharp, sharpening, shaving, shreveport, surgeon, surgery, woodworker, workbench, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:06 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Allan's lost memory

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, allans, doctor, doctors, girl, happen, local, lost, memory, receptionist, replies, rushes, surgery, tells

Replies: 26
Views: 2,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 06:50 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

G'Day All

Started by RStocker, 13th April 2009 05:53 AM

ahead, antiques, brother, complete, day, desk, drafting, drawing, easter, enjoy, eyes, gday, happy, hard, idoit, missing, moment, north, penrith, post, read, shop, sitting, surgery, sydney, thumb, visiting, week, west, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 11:21 PM; by 4Him24_7

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Grahame from PWS

Started by Waldo, 26th November 2008 12:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, appreciated, door, emails, encouragement, forgot, gday, grahame, gwat, hip, hospital, icu, infection, major, marita, melbourne, nasty, pms, professional, pws, racing, recently, spoke, supplies, surgery, waterson, woodworking, yesterday

Replies: 24
Views: 4,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

I got lucky.

Started by gaj, 13th January 2009 06:40 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2009 01:02 AM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Nice napkin story ( long)

Started by MICKYG, 18th August 2008 06:23 PM

belle, bills, booth, clean, coffee, customers, day, frannie, long, looked, morning, mother, napkin, napkins, nice, paper, pete, rest, ringer, sitting, stevie, stop, story, surgery, table, tony, truck, truckers, wait, worker

Replies: 6
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 11:55 PM; by WoodJunky

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Apologies Darksider meet cancellation

Started by astrid, 20th March 2008 10:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10yo, 4-10, apologies, astrid, cancell, cancellation, darksider, dosent, everythings, hold, hope, inconvenience, liam, major, meet, surgery, weeks

Replies: 18
Views: 3,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 11:22 AM; by JDarvall

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EVENTS

Two Patients

Started by joe greiner, 6th July 2008 09:24 PM

american, appointment, citizen, difference, doctor, dog, exam, family, found, funnier, initial, joe, joke, jokes, limp, months, patient, patients, scheduled, senior, site, specialist, surgery, true, waiting, waits, web, week, weeks, x-ray

Replies: 3
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2008 03:16 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Today Tonight - Channel 7

Started by Metal Head, 16th June 2008 08:58 PM

$$$s, aca, bodgy, caused, channel, cheers, entertainment, final, happy, hundreds, ironing, leds, light, lumpur, mentioned, mishaps, operators, pain, plastic, policies, procedures, product, program, saved, suffering, surgery, thousands, today, tonight, whilst

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2008 09:42 PM; by watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heart surgery

Started by artme, 11th December 2007 06:45 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

17th, advice, andpraise, bit, bypass, depression, dispense, double, downddd, feel, greenslopes, heart, iam, monday, private, spot, surgery, ticker, top, worry, year.oo

Replies: 57
Views: 6,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 12:39 PM; by Scally

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Serious Accident

Started by woodcutta, 15th August 2007 12:27 PM

100%, accident, arrived, bad, bring, convention, cut, doctor, emergency, famous, fingers, home, hospital, micro-surgeons, nearest, news, pick, re-attach, referred, replied, reply, rushed, serious, surgery, sydney, town, woodworker, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 12:51 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

New Member/New Shed

Started by johnm64, 12th July 2007 01:21 AM

3.9m, 64mm, basic, cladding, finishing, floor, frame, info.cool, johnm64, member or new, member/new, months, nosing, pic, pics, plans, read, recovering, roofsheets.o, screwing, shed, shedco, site, stages, standing, surgery, swmbo, tophats, wahoo, weekends

Replies: 14
Views: 2,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2007 05:08 PM; by mnorman007

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THE GARDEN SHED

Is it time to give up domestic engineering?

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th April 2007 10:14 AM

absolute, assumed, bed, breakfast, caused, clean, cooking, domestic, duties, engineering, feet, issue, kitchen, morning, noticed, phil, preparing, recently, refrigerator, relinquish, responsibilities, rule, scurry, shed, started, surgery, time, times, washing, whilst

Replies: 10
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:57 PM; by flippinchippin

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

A Question of Warranty.

Started by Termite, 25th September 2006 10:43 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ago, anal, asrehole, claim, developed, eekeek, faulty, investigated, involved, justified, lasted, lump, major, mysterious, non-haemoroidal, original, question, reconstruction, repair, repairs, requiring, surgery, tomorrow, total, warranty

Replies: 43
Views: 4,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 09:01 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Me and my Triton Workstation - Warning - Graphic Images

Started by PenRex, 23rd August 2006 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blade, captain, control, cut, cutting, day, feeling, fortunately, graphic, half, hand, handed, images, knuckle, learnt, left, months, obeyed, quickly, screw, sunday, surgery, thumb, time, tip, triton, warning, wood, workshop, workstation

Replies: 21
Views: 5,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2006 08:18 AM; by rocabig

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SAFETY

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Chinese Medicine

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 07:53 PM

absolutely, ahead, amputate, austlalian, chinese, choice, cure, day, days, disease, docta, doctor, faw, god, horror, medicine, money, mongolian, opelate, opinion, penis, rare, replies, screams, stupid, surgery, wait, weeks, worry, yeah

Replies: 9
Views: 2,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2006 10:35 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Leaky Problem

Started by Wood Butcher, 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM

bandages, bloke, bloody, day, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, drip, dripping, fella, graft, hell, leaky, loking, nose, penis, problem, procedure, replies, skin, snnniiiiiiiifffffff, starting, stops, sudden, surgery, tells, wait, weeks, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Some Open Heart Surgery

Started by Barry_White, 21st June 2005 10:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anesthetic, cut, doctor, doctors, heart, mack, open, porn, run, shed, surgery, survived, time, truck, weeks, worry

Replies: 33
Views: 5,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 02:10 AM; by hilltopper34w

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

No laughing matter

Started by silentC, 5th May 2005 10:56 AM

160, amazing, article, b12, birth, body, cancer, changed, damage, defects, dog, folate, heart, immune, laughing, life, matter, metabolised, nerve, nitrous, no-one, oxide, oxygen, sick, smh, study, surgery, system, time, vitamin

Replies: 11
Views: 2,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 10:43 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bad news

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th April 2005 10:59 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

6th, bad, bathroom, bit, concentrate, expect, finding, happening, hard, helpful, jokes, linings, logging, lot, lux, mick, moment, news, posts, pretty, read, rolleyes, sensible/helpful, sheeting, started, surgery, thread, tile, townsville, tumour

Replies: 71
Views: 6,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2005 10:36 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You wouldn't read about it! :(

Started by journeyman Mick, 8th November 2004 10:03 PM

1/2, 50mm, 70mm, bloke, break, cacti, cactus, d@#head, diameter, dropped, expense, hand, heavy, kilos, laugh, metre, morning, pot, read, road, shirt, spikes, spines, storey, studded, surgery, tied, trolley, walked, weighing

Replies: 14
Views: 3,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 10:58 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Michael Jackson's latest surgery

Started by Dirty Den, 18th February 2004 10:04 AM

jackson, jacksons, king, latest, lord, michael, return, rings, surgery

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2004 11:49 AM; by DaveInOz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

reality hits

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:51 PM

anesthesia, asleep, beautiful, cute, disappointed, drugs, eyes, fell, fluttered, happened, heard, hits, minutes, reality, replied, sitting, stayed, surgery, waking, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Work-Place Idiot!!

Started by oges, 13th September 2001 12:25 PM

1-inch, bartron, clean, condition, dozen, emergency, finally, found, gun, hand, head, idiot, miraculously, nail, nails, nasty, pneumatic, protruding, reattach, reported, severed, stable, surgery, survived, terrible, torment, underwent, week, work-place, workplace

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2001 12:25 PM; by oges

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JOKES

Barbie & Ken's Xmas wishlist

Started by Iain, 14th December 2000 02:29 PM

anatomically, arms, barbie, bendable, bitch, career, change, christmas, colleagues, considered, correct, decision, deserve, earring, fake, gonna, gowns, hell, joe, ken, mattel, options, push, real, santa, surgery, tea, underwear, wishlist, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2000 12:21 PM; by Jeff

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JOKES

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GORE WARNING squashed digit