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Diana & Charles gift

Started by China, 5th August 2018 11:58 PM

adelaide, blackwood, charles, diana, gift, goolwa, lady, occasional, photo, prince, produced, school, south, table, tasmanian, wedding, weeding

Replies: 3
Views: 7,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2018 05:29 PM; by China

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HELP! "I've fallen and can't get up."

Joint birthdays David Mitchell and Tea Lady

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2014 08:51 AM

birthdays, david, joint, lady, mitchell, tea

Replies: 2
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2014 11:59 PM; by issatree

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Helo from centran England

Started by Alexam, 6th May 2014 12:03 AM

additional, alex, bandsaw, centran, choir, ciome, couple, daughter, days, dosh, england, grandaughters, helo, job, lady, leaning, lovely, married, months, photography, previously, road, sawmills, singing, slowed, son, spent, timber, town, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2014 10:21 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Another sad story.

Started by artme, 27th March 2014 08:45 PM

amazed, bad, bit, cash, centre, chips, cover, eyes, feel, fellow, hell, home, hungry, immediately, infuriating, kicked, kid, kids, lady, laws, sad, school, shopping, story, told, tomorrow, transpires, unkempt, wandering, wing

Replies: 4
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2014 05:51 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from an old chippy

Started by Charlee43, 16th March 2014 08:59 AM

build, built.uhope, cabinet, carpenter, charlee, chippy, comment, country, feel, forward, free, furniture, gday, girl, lady, love, loves, moved, nuts, pics, pictures, post, queensland, retired, retirement, shop, union, visiting, wife, yank

Replies: 10
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2014 12:59 PM; by Treecycle

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Right Place

Started by issatree, 6th March 2014 11:34 AM

1st, 2nd, advice, amazing, attached, awake, awakes, blue, couple, dog, gently, hubbies, hubby, lady, mirror, night, nights, piece, place, prize, red, ribbon, sleep, snored, snores, snoring, testicles, ties, vet, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2014 11:34 AM; by issatree

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JOKES

A Well Argued Court Case

Started by CMB, 13th February 2014 02:31 PM

$125, agreed, agrees, amount, argued, balance, case, client, court, defendant, equipment, granted, grounds, honour, judgement, lady, ladys, lawyer, piece, plaintiff, premises, property, pump, rent, rented, shaft, shrubbery, stones, surprised, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 02:31 PM; by CMB

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JOKES

G'day from the other side

Started by LarsDane, 24th December 2013 12:00 AM

ago, chilly, correctly, denmark, downunder, eyars, gday, happily, happy, hemisphere, holiday, inspiration, lady, lars, lathe, live, married, meantime, nick, northern, respect, roots, search, started, suggests, treat, vicmarc, wink, woodturning

Replies: 6
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2013 03:52 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

centrelink visit

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2013 10:36 AM

amazed, awhile, behave, boom, called, centrelink, controlled, customer, easy, exam, expert, finally, jack, kids, lady, lil, rags, response, start, surname, t6o, thet, thread, times, toe, tow, usual, visit, waiting, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2013 10:36 AM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Doctors Visit

Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM

bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 09:28 AM; by CMB

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JOKES

Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

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JOKES

The telephone call

Started by fenderbelly, 20th September 2013 11:44 AM

aro-d, bit, call, close, decided, fenderbelly, heard, isolated, joke, lady, mates, mummy, names, parents, people, policemans, pretty, ring, robbo, robbos, scott, scotts, send, ses, speak, susie, tea, telephone, telling, thunder

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2013 11:44 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Dumb Cop

Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM

car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Just Like Mommy

Started by Rodgera, 1st August 2013 09:46 AM

announced, bathroom, grow, half, lady, make-up, mommy, mother, oil, putting, told, tomorrow, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 09:46 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

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JOKES

Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

Replies: 0
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

I got a complement, I think.

Started by KBs PensNmore, 5th June 2013 11:01 PM

bondi, chest, complement, kryn, lady, lovely, manly, replied, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2013 06:31 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

The big B at Kangaroo Flat

Started by jimbur, 4th June 2013 04:31 PM

60km, arrived, big, bulk, checked, complaint, counter, filler, flat, found, hours, kangaroo, lady, left, opposite, phone, rang, stock, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2013 12:34 AM; by rustynail

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Road hogs

Started by A Duke, 29th May 2013 10:30 PM

####, #######, country, cruising, draw, force, hit, hogs, hoons, lady, level, middle, past, piece, pigs, road, roaring, screamed, screams

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2013 10:30 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

The Aldi Phone Prepay.

Started by issatree, 26th May 2013 02:38 AM

$30, aldi, alley, buy, calls, card, cents, cheaper, confirmed, connected, dropping, friend, heard, l/l, lady, land, line, minute, mob, p/p, phone, prepay, prob, rate, receive, ringing, sats, telstra, whisper, woop

Replies: 9
Views: 2,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 08:36 PM; by dabbler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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JOKES

Repair vic ash counter tops?

Started by barrysumpter, 22nd February 2013 07:37 AM

appreciated, ash, bath, business, counter, crowded, greatly, instructions, kitchen, lady, monday, months, morning, opportune, previous, questions, real, repair, repairs, rum, sink, spent, started, step, tia255249255250, time, top, tops, vic, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2013 11:34 AM; by barrysumpter

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FINISHING

Amusing Instructions

Started by Mulgabill, 10th January 2013 05:36 PM

248979, amusing, amusing/confusing, attached, bell, breach, chinglish, concept, door, glance, happened, home, house, installation, instructions, interpreter, lady, manuals/instructions, moment, paragraph.no, purchased, read, receiver, receivers, recently, rely, resort, roll, shed, them.o

Replies: 10
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2013 04:43 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Power companies... Is it just me, or everyone?

Started by Malibu, 27th December 2012 05:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1400, address, amount, arrives, balance, bill, billing, bills, brought, call, companies, credit, discount, fix, forward, generated, lady, maths, months, off-peak, paid, pay, peak, power, sir, solar, time, wait, weeks, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 01:02 PM; by shedbound

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

David Mitchell and Tea Lady celebrate.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2012 10:16 AM

allan, anna-marie, birthday, celebrate, celebrating, congratulations, david, day, friends, hope, lady, laughs, lots, mitchell, plenty, pressies, tea

Replies: 2
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2012 03:14 PM; by Mulgabill

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Careful wot you ask for

Started by Jonzjob, 6th December 2012 09:06 AM

bbc, builders, cap, careful, chateau, demolish, doffed, door, earn, french, generous, house, job, lady, leaving, news, oligarchs, paid, paint, pardon, payment, polskie, portch, quick, round, russian, surpised, thanked, worker, wot

Replies: 1
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2012 11:16 AM; by jimbur

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JOKES

What is Fair and Reasonable?

Started by artme, 7th October 2012 03:19 PM

about~, activity, aggravated, ankle, assessment, asthma, attack, basically, bloke, caused, chemist, expected, fair, injury, lady, leave, miss, operation, original, pass, puffer.as, real, reasonable, result, risks, samaritan, suffer, sufferer, tretment, workcover

Replies: 6
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2012 06:34 PM; by Tonyz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brisbane girl (I'd say lady but I'd be lying LOL)

Started by msmcq, 11th September 2012 01:38 PM

apprenticeship, brisbane, building, discoved, enjoying, extract, furniture, girl, hoping, introduction, lady, learned, learning, lol, lungs, lying, meet, mistakes, nice, oxygen, passion, picking, portfolio, power, pursue, resident, sawdust, standard, timber, tool

Replies: 9
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2012 08:37 AM; by msmcq

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Little old lady drivers

Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM

blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Accepting Authority

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2012 08:49 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 05:14 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

One for the Books

Started by Jerry Thompson, 16th June 2012 09:17 AM

books, burn, damn, deisel, enought, grandson, huge, lady, obese, remarked, shes, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 09:17 AM; by Jerry Thompson

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JOKES

Another Newbie

Started by 46er, 25th May 2012 11:32 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

,gday, beautiful, foe, forums, gdays, happening, hobbies, hope, ian, including, info, jack, join, lady, live, mention, motorised, newbie, planesstill, pushbike, researching, shaft, shed, site, start, valley, warburton, yarra

Replies: 43
Views: 4,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2012 08:47 PM; by 46er

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A bit contrary today

Started by underfoot, 12th December 2011 08:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, basil, bit, bought, check, combination, contrary, cue, delivers, drill, explain, finally, flustered, girl, hear, lady, leave, manager, office, photocopied, photocopier, photocopy, plants, predicament, races, reciept, sir, stuff, today, wait

Replies: 33
Views: 4,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 06:21 PM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Piano Tuner

Started by Rodgera, 14th April 2012 04:13 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2012 04:13 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Anyone want to guess.....

Started by Grumpy John, 13th March 2012 07:04 PM

allowed, call, dress, fairies, gnome, guess, head, lady, robbo, tea

Replies: 10
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2012 06:42 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Dollar

Started by Rodgera, 27th March 2012 02:12 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2012 02:12 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A Small Problem I have ?.

Started by issatree, 21st March 2012 01:52 AM

$17, 2002, add, battery, bought, buy, changed, chap, condition, died, ebay, finding, forgot, guessing, gumtree, h3850, ipaq, kong, lady, low, luck, nsw, phoned, pocket, price, problem, size, small, trouble, usa

Replies: 11
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 09:37 AM; by issatree

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tree on public housing property has destroyed our driveway

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th March 2012 12:50 PM

approach, barrier, cecile, concrete, crack, door, driveway, feeding, fellingthe, floor, future, garage, honest, information, invation, lady, lift, moondog, parrots, pipes, purpose, read, renovateforum.com, root, roots, sewer, thread, tree, unsure, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2012 12:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

humour .

Started by bluegum30, 6th March 2012 11:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2012 11:44 PM; by bluegum30

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JOKES

The Ants.

Started by issatree, 26th February 2012 04:12 PM

ants, aware, begin, black, check, covered, floor, goodies, heat, hiace, house, journey, lady, lifted, lot, motor, oil, passenger, plenty, question, recently, rid, sprayed, suspect, time, toyota, van, water

Replies: 7
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2012 05:13 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

European bailout mechanism

Started by dakotax3, 8th February 2012 04:30 PM

100, bailout, bill, butcher, counter, credit, day, debt, euro, european, farmer, german, hotel, lady, local, mechanism, money, night, note, owner, pay, pig, proprietor, rich, runs, suspect, takes, traveller, upstairs, village

Replies: 4
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2012 05:25 PM; by rustynail

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JOKES

Share a drink for "Tea Lady"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2011 09:49 PM

allan, anne-maries, birthday, cake, celebrate, chocolate, cuppa, drink, hope, lady, occasion, ripple, robbo, share, tea, tea lady, thewave, time, tomorrow, wishes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2011 05:13 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Congratlations Christos

Started by wheelinround, 13th December 2011 01:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

26th, 2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup, bai, christos, congratlations, congratulations, found, lady, lovely, married, moment, nov, shock

Replies: 18
Views: 2,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2011 06:31 AM; by Claw Hama

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

=Blaze= from Melbourne

Started by =Blaze=, 26th August 2011 12:35 AM

absolute, beautiful, bed, bench, blaze, brass, build, coffee, crap, display, engineer, four-poster, friend, gday, hobby, island, kitchen, lady, live, love, mahogany, melbourne, mine, planks, price, project, reservoir, scored, software, table

Replies: 3
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2011 10:55 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

This is not Good.

Started by issatree, 27th July 2011 05:49 AM

80ies, amount, behold, blown, bonnet, compartment, conversation, dip, dropped, easily, fair, filled, good, hard, imagine, inside, kls, lady, left, low, mechanic, motor, oil, people, smell, stick, surprisingly, traveled, vehicle, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2011 12:53 PM; by damian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Handy machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th June 2011 08:34 PM

absolutely, age, allan, atm, beautiful, decided, door, front, gym, handy, impress, lady, looked, machine, personal, replied, shape, spotted, start, trainer, wallan, woman, woodie, workout

Replies: 9
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2011 07:43 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

Acts 2:38 ..

Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM

238, 38s, act, acts, burglar, caught, church, cuffed, evening, home, intruder, knowing, lady, laugh, life, remember, replied, returned, robbing, save, scripture, send, stand, startled, stop, stopped, valuables, woman, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:02 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Is this lady goin' for the nuts ? ?

Started by Rodgera, 7th April 2011 03:06 PM

action, goin, illusion, illusions, lady, mighty, nuts, optical, squirrels

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2011 04:01 PM; by Christos

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JOKES

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