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Always strive to be Politically Correct!

Started by groverwa, 21st July 2014 10:29 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2014 10:11 PM; by CAG

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Part of my ongoing effort to educate the masses.

Started by groverwa, 7th April 2014 07:19 PM

ass, built, chariots, designed, distance, educate, effort, england, factory, feet, gauge, horses, imperial, inches, masses, odd, ongoing, railroad, roads, roman, rome, ruts, spacing, srbs, tunnel, u.s, wagon, war, wheel, wheels

Replies: 4
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2014 11:27 PM; by rwbuild

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G'Day From Victoria

Started by liamjade13, 24th June 2013 12:06 PM

amentioned, ass, bed, build, building, built, cave, fill, finished, fore, formost, forum, foundry, furniture, gday, goodies, grain, guys, home, join, king, knowage, metal, reason, require, size, tools, victoria, workers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2013 09:47 PM; by Matador

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

No Googling please!

Started by artme, 24th April 2013 09:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, bernard, bertrand, chapman, charles, dickens, george, glapthorne, googling, henry, johnson, law, misquoted, oft, question, responsible, russell, samuel, shaw, vote

Replies: 20
Views: 8,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2013 01:19 PM; by artme

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Mates

Started by MBM888, 6th April 2013 12:03 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 12:03 AM; by MBM888

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Smart ass

Started by MBM888, 5th February 2013 12:25 PM

accidentally, ass, board, game, loo, morning, pieces, poop, scrabble, smart, spell, surely, swallowed, trouble

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2013 06:14 PM; by Bushmiller

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Please consider

Started by rrobor, 5th March 2011 06:06 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2011 07:12 PM; by watson

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Some times things suck!

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th January 2011 10:51 AM

1939, asbestosis, ass, boilers, break, bugger, career, catch, caught, diagnosed, disease, dog, hardy, hospital, james, john, lagging, life, lives, morning, people, perspective, pissed, poor, risks, suck, things, times, understatement, whilst

Replies: 8
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 08:23 PM; by Carry Pine

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I got into so much trouble

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th January 2011 05:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, bee, closed, day, dunny, floor, forgot, glad, in-law, laughing, lid, lids, line, manufacturer, mother, packed, porcelain, rang, remove, roiling, seat, set, straight, stupid, suites, testing, trouble, visited, wrap, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 07:47 AM; by Foo

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Seeing Eye Dog

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM

amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:46 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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The body - A bit like the forum really

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:05 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:55 AM; by artme

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Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

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help with order /suply contract.

Started by weisyboy, 18th February 2010 07:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

/suply, 1500mm, 35mm, 65mm, ass, australia, boards, bunnings, company, container, contract, copy, coverd, extra, hardwood, load, or suply, order, particulars, partys, payment, prove, quotation, required, sighned, sompthing, supply, terms, timber, witch

Replies: 16
Views: 2,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 08:56 PM; by ian

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plaster joining render

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th November 2009 10:50 PM

ass, board, corner, easier, flat, ground, guess, house, join, joining, joint, method, moment, pain, plaster, plasterboard, read, render, renovateforum.com, renovateing, start, straight, thread, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 3,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2009 10:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Skimming top coat over paint results

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th November 2009 11:10 PM

ass, bought, coarse, coat, exceptable, glossy, gooner, mixed, paint, paints, paper, plastering2tsup, read, renovateforum.com, results, rod, rrober, sander, skimming, smile, stripper, thread, top, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Saying goodbye to mother,

Started by John Saxton, 8th October 2009 07:12 PM

ass, blanket, cab, car, cat, coat, door, downstairs, driver, drove, fat, front, goodbye, hanger, hauled, house, minutes, missed, mother, night, parked, scratching, stupid, taxi, tch, threw, upstairs, wife, wrap, yard

Replies: 4
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 12:58 PM; by Waldo

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Modern Nursey Rhymes - Warning, a bit rude

Started by simon c, 30th March 2005 02:46 PM

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Replies: 12
Views: 3,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2009 09:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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a Jazz chord

Started by wheelinround, 23rd May 2009 02:56 PM

ass, band, chord, climbs, crowd, dives, flat, guy, hold, impromptu, improvisation, jazz, jumps, mike, minor, pissed, play, playing, professional, ruv, shouts, sing, smart, stage, starts, stevie, straight, takes, tears, wild

Replies: 3
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 04:43 PM; by watson

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insurance?

Started by weisyboy, 9th May 2009 09:27 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 04:10 PM; by Johncs

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mathematical logic

Started by Calm, 28th April 2009 09:09 PM

########, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-t, andass, ass, attitude, certainty, close, conclude, d-e, d-w-o, e-d-g-e, h-a, hard, kissing, kissingthat, knowledge, logic, makes, mathematical, top, w-l

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2009 02:10 AM; by pawnhead

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State trooper pulls over speeding driver

Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM

ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 10:07 PM; by Grumpy John

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A long moral story

Started by Dennis Millard, 8th February 2009 12:55 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2009 12:43 PM; by rrich

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A little humour with a good moral.

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th February 2009 08:14 AM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, bring, buried, concerned, day, donkey, entered, free, good, headline, headlines, humour, life, local, moral, nun, opinion, paper, pastor, pastors, public, race, read, rid, story, wild, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 10:48 PM; by Shrek3

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why are plumbers and electricians so bloody unreliable and hard to get??

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:28 AM

9-year-old, argue, ass, attack, baseball, boy, call, called, chance, coach, continued, cooperation, curse, dumb, explain, game, grandmother, grandparents, lose, love, nodded, pecker-head, play, players, read, sportsmanship, team, umpire, understand, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:28 AM; by fenderbelly

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Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

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Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

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A cut above

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:35 PM

angeles, ass, balls, brains, chimes, construction, cut, easiest, electricians, fourth, guts, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, left, los, observed, operate, patients, politicians, shut, spine, surgeon, understand, washington, workers, wrong, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:35 PM; by wayfarer

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A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

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Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

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Woodwork Forum members

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:17 AM

allan, angrily, ass, bad, barbed, barry, boat, boyl, cap, driving, edge, fence, field, forum, forums, kick, lucky, mad, members, middle, pins, property, row, rowing, runs, sits, swim, wearing, woodwork, yells

Replies: 4
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:55 PM; by tea lady

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Vodka & the priest

Started by MICKYG, 31st December 2007 02:12 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 02:40 PM; by scooter

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Donkey x onion

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM

ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 07:20 AM; by mic-d

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Murphy strikes again, or, making an ASS out of U and ME

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th July 2007 11:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agree, ass, call, check, counter, cover, cut, cutout, distributor, doh, double, drive, expensive, hours, larger, line, lost, making, mick, murphy, phone, prevent, sink, staff, strikes, stuff, suggest, tapware, template, time

Replies: 15
Views: 3,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM; by journeyman Mick

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KITCHENS

alcohol warnings

Started by black1, 25th April 2007 01:26 AM

2tsup, alcohol, ass, burns, consumption, continuum, create, forehead, gaps, inexplicable, kicked, knees, kung, lead, leading, lower, morning, mystical, people, powers, resulting, roll, rug, scary, sex, spitting, time, time-space, warning, warnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 01:26 AM; by black1

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Merry Christmas to all you scumbags!!

Started by ozwinner, 4th December 2004 08:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

,what, agnostic, ass, bring, christmas, drink, hope, me.rolleyes, merry, religion, rolleyes, scumbags, selfs, spoils

Replies: 37
Views: 6,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 08:59 PM; by ozwinner

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Top Country Songs 2006

Started by Baz, 18th October 2006 07:51 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:51 AM; by rrich

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How To Save Your Ass

Started by benchdog, 25th August 2006 07:50 PM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, buried, buy, day, donkey, entered, fainted, farmer, free, headline, headlines, informed, lead, local, nun, paper, pastor, pastors, race, read, rid, run, save, sells, sold, wild, won

Replies: 5
Views: 2,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:11 AM; by Bob38S

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Use of the "F" word

Started by keith53, 3rd June 2006 10:35 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 04:20 PM; by Kev Y.

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Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

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A touchy feely monent

Started by MathewA, 4th October 2005 08:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 16
Views: 3,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 08:23 PM; by outback

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Giving more than 100%???

Started by Breslauer, 14th September 2005 11:58 AM

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, giving, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, life, makes, mathematical, meetings, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2005 11:58 AM; by Breslauer

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Bye-bye

Started by Wongo, 21st July 2005 05:46 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

ass, assistants, attention, behave, bye-bye, byebye, california, cats, dearest, dizzyland, don’t, dwarfs, forum, friends, hard, holiday, kentucky, kiss, leave, location, love, meet, pay, secret, short, sleeping, snow, taking, visiting, weeks

Replies: 71
Views: 6,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 04:04 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

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Smart **** Answers

Started by MajorPanic, 12th July 2005 06:03 PM

ahead, answer, answers, ass, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, gas, hand, kid, knowingly, ran, replied, smart, smiles, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 06:59 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bravery

Started by Iain, 27th May 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 10:11 AM; by Iain

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from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

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Giving 100%

Started by Forest Gump, 18th May 2005 01:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2005 01:50 PM; by Forest Gump

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JOKES

Prank with a time-delay fuse

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2005 09:50 PM

$ass, bill, canadian, corner, earth, empty, folds, forum, found, fraction, fuse, is/was, kick, laughing, lucky, piece, poking, prank, reminded, removing, repost, rest, robatoy, schmuck, taped, time, time-delay, timedelay, torn, wallet$

Replies: 11
Views: 3,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 11:34 PM; by echnidna

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Bring me a beer......

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM

ass, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, schidt, sighed, slave, started, starts, top, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM; by Christopha

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