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Weight Loss

Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2014 09:11 AM

advertised, doctor, loss, loss-patch, melt, mouth, pounds, stick, supposedly, talking, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 09:27 AM; by doug3030

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JOKES

Short and Stout

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2011 10:21 AM

admit, ago, armed, attorney, b.i.l, describe, extra, fat, person, pounds, prosecuting, questioning, replied, robbery, short, stout, town, victorian, witness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2011 08:03 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

Alberto Giacometti

Started by Bushmiller, 15th June 2011 12:44 AM

a$100m, alberto, astigmatism, brother, cast, comments, completed, completely, critical, destroy, exhibition, giacometti, happy.the, incidentally, information, mention, narrow, paul, piece, pounds, record, sculptures, snipet, sold, visited, walking, whip, world, yup

Replies: 3
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2011 07:13 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Maker's Mark - Brass Plates

Started by BozInOz, 7th June 2010 08:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

25mm, 35mm, brass, company, cost, dan, design, enter, fine, local, locally, maker, makers, mark, people, plates, pounds, suppliers, wise, woodworking

Replies: 20
Views: 5,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2010 09:18 AM; by Claw Hama

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FINISHING

The Irish Millionaire.

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:05 PM

answer, build, chris, circumstances, clock, cried, cuckoo, dats, dublin, final, fookin, friend, hell, hung, irish, lives, mick, million, millionaire, nest, paddy, phone, pounds, presenter, question, repeated, simple, told, wit, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2010 10:29 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Ode to Bill Gates

Started by Rodgera, 17th March 2010 02:56 PM

$50, automotive, bill, boasts, car, ceo, computer, crashes, day, drive, economy, gallon, gas, gates, hanging, miles, motors, ode, pace, past, pounds, price, sticker, technology, thousand, times, top, weighs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2010 09:51 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Newfie Joke

Started by bullfright, 8th March 2010 12:28 PM

baby, bar, bartender, beer, bets, birth, black, bless, boy, call, concerned, everybodys, father, happened, horse, joke, leans, lips, newfie, newfoundland, newfoundlander, pounds, proudly, shirt, sleeve, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed, wipes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2010 03:06 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

The good old days

Started by ryanclan, 20th January 2010 08:28 AM

ago, bit, bloody, bob, bread, cameras, cheese, days, dozen, eggs, good, lad, loaves, milk, mom, nowdays, packet, pints, pound, pounds, security, send, shop, spuds, tea, time, unfortunatly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2010 08:28 AM; by ryanclan

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JOKES

Amusing Paintings by a horse !!

Started by Shrek3, 1st April 2009 10:34 PM

15-hand, 795, american, amusing, art, brush, businesswoman, canvas, cholla, choy-ah, collectors, curators, easel-mounted, galleria, giudecca, hold, home-making, horse, include, martha, mouth, paddock, paintings, paints, pounds, pronounced, queen, sold, stewart

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2009 10:34 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Are The Professionals Correct?

Started by Metal Head, 26th September 2008 12:36 PM

20%, 4wdoo, advice, advised, advisors, arriving, basic, car, cheers, correct, handbook, handle, improve, inch, including, irrespective, listen, pounds, pressure, prior, professionals, psi, reading, recommendation, recommended, size, skills, square, tyres, vehicle

Replies: 8
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2008 07:27 AM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

More cryptics think woodworking.

Started by munruben, 10th April 2008 06:09 PM

2240, backward, contest, craft, cryptics, cutting, floor, flying, french, hardwood, illustrate, inlay, instrument, knight’s, male, mammal, mix, pounds, raced, red/pink, reddish, replace, shave, soft, stair, support, versatile, wood, woodworking, workcentre

Replies: 5
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 09:33 AM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

One for Zed

Started by Greg Ward, 21st January 2008 07:11 PM

age, difference, equal, foot, greg, half, hanging, length, monkey, mother, ounces, pounds, pulley, rope, times, weighed, weight, zed

Replies: 8
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 06:53 PM; by Greg Ward

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Yorkshire baby

Started by BazzaDLB, 15th January 2008 06:53 PM

baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, boy, circumcised, ear, everybodys, fan, father, hed, league, lips, pounds, proud, proudly, returns, rugby, samuel, shirt, sleeve, smiths, swig, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed, wipes, yorkshire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 09:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Prince Charles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:45 AM

,there, avoid, b@st@rd, camilla, charles, corner, day, decided, explanation, fifty, figured, hed, hooker, hundred, jog, jogged, jogging, outings, pair, past, pounds, prince, prostitutes, shed, street, tight, watched, wife, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 10:07 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Mums Fridge

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:03 PM

answered, built, dad, dinner, door, explained, folks, fridge, gained, home, inside, lost, lovely, mom, mums, over-eat, perfectly, picture, pounds, refrigerator, remind, risque, scantily-clad, set, slender, table, taped, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:03 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

VERY Fast food diet

Started by John Saxton, 24th February 2007 09:09 PM

3rd, @##@, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, fast, follow, food, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, returned, shocked, skip, taut, terribly, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:09 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

How to lose weight

Started by fred.n, 6th February 2007 10:49 PM

3rd, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irishman, jaesuz, lose, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, repeat, returned, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly, time, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:16 PM; by skot

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JOKES

Catholic drunk

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th November 2006 06:10 PM

attention, booth, catholic, church, confessional, continues, coughs, drunk, enters, finally, knockin, mumbles, paper, pounds, priest, sit, sits, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 06:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Oh No

Started by Baz, 16th November 2006 07:42 PM

agrees, bit, bloke, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, fellow, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, motorway, pile-up, plays, pounds, remember, role, spoken, talk, thousand, time, vital, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2006 09:06 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Get fit - unfat competition

Started by namtrak, 22nd February 2006 06:29 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

10-15kgs, biggest, bucks, bugger, challenge, combination, competition, cook, die, fit, fit/try, lose, loser/what, losing, months, polish, pounds, prize, prod, reckon, semi-competitive, takers, thinking, thread, throw, ubeaut, ubeauters, unfat, weight/get

Replies: 85
Views: 7,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 10:04 PM; by namtrak

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is there really a Santa ???

Started by lesmeyer, 22nd December 2005 10:59 PM

000, 300, 353, 650, 91.8, assuming, child, children, chimney, christmas, comparison, conventional, counting, earth, flying, hours, household, miles, million, pounds, pull, purposes, reindeer, santa, sleigh, species, stops, times, tons, weight

Replies: 12
Views: 2,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2005 04:53 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

can somebody please f!@#$% help me!!

Started by joseph84, 12th September 2005 11:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloody, compressor, convert, damn, driving, f@#$%, guys, inflater, joseph, kgs, pounds, psi, puchased, reads, tyre, walllllmad

Replies: 33
Views: 3,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 10:38 PM; by joseph84

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Old Ironsides

Started by Ashore, 30th July 2005 12:56 AM

475, aboard, boston, cannon, captured, constitution, crew, days, england, english, ensuing, exhausted, fresh, gallons, ironsides, january, november, officers, pounds, powder, rum, sail, sailed, set, ship, shot, u.s.s, u.s.s.constitution, water, whiskey

Replies: 4
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2005 08:27 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Free Plumbing Fittings (hint)

Started by Christopha, 17th February 2005 05:43 PM

$723, 300, advertisement, alan, bathroom, bill, cash, common, considered, couple, experienced, fittings, free, hint, hodges, hotel, identity, left, liz, mobbs, owner, paid, pilfering, plumbing, pounds, shower, small-scale, theft, unknown, unusual

Replies: 5
Views: 2,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2005 09:43 AM; by rackrussel

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Shipping from USA

Started by echnidna, 8th February 2005 06:52 PM

advice, cost, idea, pounds, seeking, shipping, usa, weight

Replies: 7
Views: 2,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2005 10:05 AM; by jackiew

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A place in France

Started by Andrew in Tas, 18th January 2005 08:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6.30pm, 6000, abc, apparently, bad, blokes, budgeted, cost, cracks, dampness, documentary, floor, frames, france, house, neighbours, nice, place, points;, pommy, pounds, renovate, roof, shell, stone, story, tas, viewing, watching, windows

Replies: 20
Views: 3,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 10:13 PM; by Jon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Daughter

Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM

breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

reward for effort

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM

140, 144, begins, boys, distance, effort, fair, falkland, finger, hand, inch, inches, island, left, measurement, outstretched, palm, pinky, pounds, request, reward, sahr, soldier, son, start, sterling, strange, tip, toes, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 28 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 28th June 2004 10:03 PM

answer, beam, built-up, evening, figure, floor, friends, joists, june, load, pounds, quiz, respectfully, safe, spanning, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 10:20 AM; by bitingmidge

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Woodies Quiz Forum

CONCRETE QUIZ for 15 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 15th June 2004 09:36 PM

150, concrete, cubic, evening, foot, friends, june, pounds, quiz, respectfully, weigh, weighs, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 2,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 10:58 PM; by echnidna

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Dear Ma and Pa

Started by silentC, 16th June 2004 11:31 AM

boys, breakfast, brother, bulls-eye, captain, city, corps, country, dear, elmer, feet, food, home, join, kill, laughing, mailbox, marine, medals, nice, pounds, real, ride, route, sergeant, shooting, sore, till, trucks, walt

Replies: 5
Views: 2,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 09:02 PM; by multinut

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JOKES

Santa and some physics

Started by Rod Smith, 25th December 2001 08:59 AM

108, 975, assuming, child, children, chimney, christmas, conventional, counting, earth, house, jump, miles, million, pair, physics, pounds, pull, purposes, reindeer, santa, sleigh, snacks, stops, time, times, tons, total, trip, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2001 08:59 AM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

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Weight Loss

Short and Stout

Alberto Giacometti

Maker's Mark - Brass Plates

The Irish Millionaire.

Ode to Bill Gates

Newfie Joke

The good old days

Amusing Paintings by a horse !!

Are The Professionals Correct?

More cryptics think woodworking.

One for Zed

Yorkshire baby

Prince Charles

Mums Fridge

VERY Fast food diet

How to lose weight

Catholic drunk

Oh No

Children

Get fit - unfat competition

Is there really a Santa ???

can somebody please f!@#$% help me!!

Old Ironsides

Free Plumbing Fittings (hint)

Shipping from USA

A place in France

Irish Daughter

snip.......

reward for effort

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 28 June 04

CONCRETE QUIZ for 15 June 04

Dear Ma and Pa

Santa and some physics