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3 Holy men and 3 bears

Started by labr@, 24th February 2015 08:53 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2015 09:10 PM; by FenceFurniture

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3 Holy Men and 3 Bears

Started by KBs PensNmore, 24th February 2015 11:52 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2015 03:57 PM; by Ruddy

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3 Holy Men & 3 Bears

Started by John Saxton, 23rd February 2015 08:58 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2015 09:45 PM; by Chief Tiff

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Why Don't They Use men on Pin-up Calendars?

Started by Carry Pine, 4th August 2014 10:01 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2014 11:06 AM; by wolften

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Invasion of the little green men

Started by springwater, 4th January 2013 06:26 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2013 08:35 PM; by springwater

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WHY MEN GO TO BUNNINGS - the truth at last.

Started by beer is good, 27th November 2012 01:18 AM

add, age, bunnings, check, chick, cologne, crap, crotch, cute, dog, favourite, girl, hair, hands, hat, hole, hot, mans, men, middle, mirror, register, remember, running, school, shirt, shoes, shorts, stop, truth

Replies: 13
Views: 2,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2012 11:20 PM; by BobL

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Workshops for men only

Started by dakotax3, 17th February 2012 02:42 PM

600, 700, beginning, cerebral, class, determined, differences, floor, friday, graphics, health, hours, learning, live, location, meets, men, monday, nights;, real, saturday, saturdays, step, sunday, thursday, tuesday, tuesdays, wednesday, weeks, workshops

Replies: 7
Views: 2,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2012 09:10 PM; by dakotax3

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Not rude...but there was four men in a brothel see...

Started by FenceFurniture, 26th February 2011 03:51 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 11:39 PM; by joe greiner

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Warning --Men only Thread

Started by fenderbelly, 29th November 2010 09:29 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2010 08:43 AM; by Rum Pig

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How many men

Started by munruben, 22nd November 2010 12:02 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2010 07:12 AM; by The Bleeder

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Ten things men know about women

Started by bookend, 24th April 2010 04:42 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2010 11:47 AM; by Ashore

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Older men are always more helpful

Started by watson, 26th February 2010 03:10 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2010 05:47 PM; by tea lady

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Danger of men doing dishes

Started by wheelinround, 29th January 2010 07:19 AM

blue, danger, dishes, emergency, fire, hit, home, hospital, inhalation, lightning, maitland, medowie, men, mountains, moving, north-east, people, received, service, set, severe, smoke, springwood, storms, strikes, struck, suffering, terrace, thunderstorms, yarramundi

Replies: 7
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2010 04:05 PM; by ST John

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why men dont write advice columns

Started by Gingermick, 4th December 2009 03:08 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2009 08:51 AM; by damian

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Scam Warning - taking advantage of older men

Started by FXST01, 5th December 2009 08:36 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2009 09:24 PM; by blueyedpeter

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Good news for grumpy old men!

Started by snowyskiesau, 3rd November 2009 01:59 PM

apparently, feel, forgetful, good, grumpy, grumpy/sad, gullible, improving, lot, makes, memory, men, news, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2009 07:16 PM; by Master Splinter

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Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

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Men and their sheds

Started by Bluegum, 11th June 2009 08:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accurate, cent, cigarette, diy, escape, family, findings, forum, handbag, ladies, life, marshall, men, obsessed, personal, pressures, relaxing, shed, sheds, sly, spokeswoman, survey, surveyed, sylvia, touch, unwind, woman’s, www.cosyhomesonline.com, “like, “the

Replies: 26
Views: 5,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2009 11:32 PM; by powderpost

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If Men got pregnant...

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2009 01:37 PM

1000, bags, bed, briefcases, clothes, commitment, cream, dates, diaper, entire, entrees, fashion, home, ice, include, line, main, men, paternity, pickles, pregnancy, pregnant, restaurants, rule, sons, stay, suits, talk, women, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:25 PM; by joe greiner

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Presents for real men

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd April 2009 06:01 AM

day/birthday, fathers, ideas, list, men, presents, real

Replies: 3
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2009 09:34 PM; by Ozkaban

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Scented Candles for Men

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2009 03:07 PM

ammonia, arc, bacon, bass, burning, candles, caught, chainsaw, dirt, dog, exhaust, fertilizer, foods, freshly, fried, frying, grass, gunpowder, interior, leaves, light, lot, men, ozone, paint, scented, smoke, time, wet, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 08:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Deeply profound thoughts by men

Started by Grumpy John, 5th February 2009 07:38 AM

beer, bob, continues, deeply, divorce, drinking, earl, fish, fishing, gonna, hard, men, months, profound, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, thoughtfully, thoughts, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:38 AM; by Grumpy John

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rules men live by

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 12:16 PM

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Replies: 14
Views: 4,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 08:52 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM

agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM; by Barry_White

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Why men don't write advice columns

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 02:50 PM

advice, afraid, anymore, car, carburetor, carolina, chamber, check, columns, counseling, dear, distraught, driven, engine, float, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, men, months, north, pressure, short, sincerely, stalling, ultimatum, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 10:31 AM; by NCArcher

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Men!

Started by Rodgera, 19th July 2008 11:16 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:16 AM; by Rodgera

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Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

beer, click, date, demo, drinking, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, females, form, home, male, men, offered, parties, rape, scam, sex, shrewd, sleep, support, term, unsuspecting, vague, video, warning, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM

anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 01:17 PM; by AlexS

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Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

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Men in Danger

Started by Sturdee, 30th March 2008 11:03 AM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 12:09 PM; by Buzzer

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ALL NEW - Contraceptive for men.

Started by Toyboy, 23rd February 2008 10:05 PM

1/4, ball-bearing, contraceptive, inch, limp, makes, men, shoes

Replies: 2
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:39 PM; by joe greiner

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Community Men's Sheds

Started by Ekim, 2nd October 2007 12:10 PM

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Replies: 10
Views: 2,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:27 AM; by Wood Borer

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THE GARDEN SHED

Men with chainsaws needed

Started by wheelinround, 6th January 2008 02:45 PM

assistance, branches, burls, c/o, chainsaws, cleaning, commission, extend, fallen, forestry, lots, men, mnt, national, needed, park, photo, rain, trees, warning, woodworkers

Replies: 6
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:31 PM; by echnidna

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Three wise men at Xmas

Started by Ashore, 29th November 2007 12:15 AM

allan, barry, bells, candle, car, carols, checked, christmas, church, fron, gates, guys, keys, men, munruben, noel, pair, panties, pearly, peter, pockets, relation, replied, represent, ringing, set, shook, symbol, wise, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:47 PM; by munruben

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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns!

Started by BazzaDLB, 14th November 2007 02:43 PM

advice, anymore, bob, car, caused, columns, dear, distance, dressed, driven, engine, feel, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, love, men, months, sheila, short, stalling, ultimatum, underwear, usk, wearing, worthless, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 02:43 PM; by BazzaDLB

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CANCER............. do we men take enough care ?

Started by rona, 23rd January 2007 11:32 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

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Replies: 51
Views: 8,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 08:38 PM; by Colin Howkins

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three holy men and a bear

Started by Dangermouse, 30th October 2007 01:05 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 09:15 PM; by pawnhead

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Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Poll: Men only poll!

Started by journeyman Mick, 8th April 2007 11:53 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

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Replies: 86
Views: 29,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 11:20 PM; by reeves

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POLLS

Someone who understands men

Started by Groggy, 18th September 2007 01:46 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 07:05 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Men have died for lesser offences

Started by ohno, 17th June 2007 06:22 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 2,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2007 01:53 PM; by Lignum

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Two men,one demountable, no crane, no probs.

Started by billbeee, 22nd June 2007 08:29 AM

accident, cattle, control, cops, crane, cut, demountable, females, foundations, guys, henry, henrys, highway, lateral, men, nearby, night, nurses, outrage, party, practical, probs, proceeds, reading, schoolteachers, springs, thinking, top, truck, word

Replies: 5
Views: 3,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2007 11:39 PM; by Woodlee

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[Wo]men & Men

Started by Bob38S, 20th March 2007 09:46 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, clever, continue, feeling, female, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam-shes, listen, male, men, mess, mine, moral, readers, richest, stop, story, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:36 AM; by Krazee

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CANCER ,,,,,, do we men take enough care ? Part 2

Started by rona, 9th March 2007 03:42 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 03:42 PM; by rona

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

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Men ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE

Started by DPB, 12th December 2006 08:38 AM

$8.95, act, clothes, color, credit, extra, forgets, friend, happier, invite, jars, men, pairs, park, people, public, requires, shoes, slightest, stays, strap, suitcase, thoughtfulness, three-pack, unable, underwear, water, wear, wedding, wrinkles

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 08:38 AM; by DPB

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Typical Men

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th November 2006 07:09 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, coincidence, collide, crop, desperate, eyes, feet, guess, hair, inches, jubblies, legs, matter, men, paying, pushing, shopping, shorts, supermarket, tall, tiny, top, trolleys, typical, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 07:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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The diff between men and wimin

Started by Zed, 26th July 2006 09:01 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

agony, bad, behaviour, berated, bloody, blue, colour, day, dear, diff, evidently, hang, home, item, jane, matter, men, mixed, normal, pegs, red, shirts, single, sorts, suffer, waiting, washing, white, wimin, wives

Replies: 72
Views: 7,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 05:21 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Men Make Better Friends

Started by Baz, 17th July 2006 10:19 PM

called, claimed, confirmed, day, friends, friendship, home, house, husband, husbands, make, men, night, slept, told, wife, wifes, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 10:19 PM; by Baz

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