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Doctor's Advice

Started by Rodgera, 30th May 2014 09:36 AM

advice, dinners, doctor, doctors, intimate, people, stop, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2014 07:33 PM; by popawisky

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Doctors Visit

Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM

bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 09:28 AM; by CMB

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Another brush with the law!!!!!

Started by artme, 30th July 2013 04:57 PM

ana, appears, blood, brisbane, brush, clot, considered, distinct, doctors, heard, hearing, hubris, impression, law, left, leg, letter, magistrate, matter, paid, potential, produced, read, regard, serious, sort, travel, upshot, wisdom, witness

Replies: 11
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 01:16 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Fragile Existence

Started by Bushmiller, 29th October 2012 08:30 PM

35kgs, 70kgs, ahead, bike, cancer, colleague, died, doctors, emotion, existence, fairly, fitness, fragile, funeral, healthy, immune, lasted, moment, months, motocross, pack, predicted, previously, reflect, started, symptoms, terms, tray, ute, weighed

Replies: 12
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2012 08:18 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Trying to adjust riving knife while forgetting to turn off the saw

Started by Prle77, 22nd September 2012 10:48 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2012 09:21 AM; by SAISAY

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SAFETY

Just want to show you my recycled coffee table

Started by vegemitegirl, 22nd January 2012 02:21 PM

bottom, cabinet, cast, castors, coffee, colour, damage, damaged, doctors, drawers, filing, half, iron, police, recycled, rotting, saved, skinny, stained, station, table, throwing, tip, top, walnut, water

Replies: 10
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2012 11:22 AM; by Pops

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FINISHING

A little brown paper bag

Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM

abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats

Replies: 7
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2011 11:01 PM; by doug3030

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My Birthday Today

Started by derekh, 25th November 2011 10:37 PM

1100, 1330, 1900, 19month, birthday, carbatec, cheers, doctors, frozen, grand-daughter, issues, jointers, lesson, logged, managers, office, phone, project, quiet, remote, remotely, rings, screen, shed, system, talking, team, time, today, urgent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2011 08:01 AM; by Scott

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Doctor's advice

Started by chrisb691, 27th July 2011 10:38 AM

achieve, advice, bludy, boc, botle, choclez, dem, dhis, doctor, doctors, fablus, feeel, fel, finish, finished, haf, idr, ienner, morning, ned, orn, peace, pisss, plaese, pock, prungles, sned, started, whiskee, wum

Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2011 09:31 PM; by Bushmiller

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lowest stress rate

Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2011 02:27 PM

airport, cane, cousin, days, doctors, emperor, fainted, illness, irish, lowest, medical, money, morbid, night, nitrates, node, offer, outpatient, pay, pelvis, person, rate, rates, roman, sick, staff, stress, table, tablet, terminal

Replies: 1
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2011 12:17 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

At the Doctor's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2011 12:50 PM

called, crowded, death, die, doctor, doctors, door, figured, home, hours, moving, natural, office, pace, receptionist, slowly, snails, started, stood, usual, waiting, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 12:50 PM; by Rodgera

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Tough times ahead

Started by BEKKY, 30th May 2011 06:13 PM

action, ahead, cab, cave, centrelink, cool~c, customer, cut, doctors, drivers, finally, immigration, minister, mohammed, morning, officers, omar, pakistan, queensland, reps, resilts, service, sufficient, taliban, telemarketers, telstra, times, tough, ugly, yield

Replies: 1
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 10:02 AM; by damian

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JOKES

Laws of the Universe

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2011 12:32 PM

appointment, boss, coffee, commercial, cup, directly, doctor, doctors, dramatically, feel, flat, hot, increases, jelly, landing, law, laws, machine, probability, prove, result, sandwich, sick, sit, stay, stop, time, tire, universe, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 01:04 PM; by labr@

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JOKES

Horse 1 / SWMBO 0

Started by mic-d, 10th April 2007 11:25 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bit, blood, blow, bone, bump, call, cheek, cheers, damage, doctors, drains, eye, gash, head, horse, lucky, max-fac, michael, nasty, neck, orbit, permenant, queasy, serious, sheeyit, shes, surgeon, swmbo, tells, wood

Replies: 54
Views: 7,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2010 08:12 PM; by mic-d

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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JOKES

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Eating in the workshop

Started by wheelinround, 28th March 2010 01:56 PM

abilities, accidently, admitted, attendance, block, complimented, doctors, donut, door, eating, emergency, grabbed, guess, hand, lessons, moldings, noticing, plane, poundsu, reached, recovery, sharp, sharpening, shaving, shreveport, surgeon, surgery, woodworker, workbench, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:06 PM; by soundman

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SAFETY

Consultation

Started by johmar, 27th March 2010 07:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 07:33 PM; by johmar

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JOKES

Alans diet

Started by munruben, 13th March 2010 11:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alan, alans, carrot, celery, confused, diet, doctor, doctors, doctor’s, ear, eating, grape, nose, office, properly, replies, stick, walks, wallan, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 08:17 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Allan's lost memory

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, allans, doctor, doctors, girl, happen, local, lost, memory, receptionist, replies, rushes, surgery, tells

Replies: 26
Views: 2,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 06:50 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Barry at the doctors

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:25 PM

barry, complete, doc, doctor, doctors, english, examination, house, lazy, medical, moment, plain, replied, told, wife, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2009 04:18 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Alan from Wallan and his wife

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2009 04:57 PM

alan, alan2tsup2tsup, complaints, deaf, doctor, doctors, feeling, hope, horespital, jokes, looked, mend, office, sample, semen, sick, stool, told, underwear, urine, wallan, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 05:06 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Doctor Doctor.

Started by munruben, 25th February 2009 11:49 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:58 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Beware doctors!

Started by Woodwould, 21st January 2009 02:27 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:34 PM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Post Turtle

Started by Doughboy, 6th October 2008 09:04 PM

balanced, begin, belong, cattle, caught, continued, conversation, country, cut, doctor, doctors, driving, dummy, eventually, explain, fence, gate, hand, palin, post, puzzled, rancher, shes, struck, suturing, term, top, topic, turtle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 01:46 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Couple of Doctor's Jokes

Started by Shrek3, 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM

bathing, cold, couple, cure, doc, doctor, doctors, door, dream, jokes, miserable, night, patient, pills, pneumonia, prescribed, protested, pull, push, shot, sign, stand, suffering, throw, trouble, upset, visit, wailed, walked, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Irish Medical Dictionary

Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:46 PM

airport, cane, cheaper, cousin, day, dictionary, doctors, elvis, fainted, illness, irish, medical, morbid, nitrates, node, offer, operative, opposite, outpatient, pelvis, person, post, rates, rectum, sick, staff, table, tablet, terminal, tumour

Replies: 3
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:16 AM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Doctor's waiting room

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM

account, allan, annoyed, clicks, clothes, commented, complaining, constant, disgusting, doctor, doctors, mouse, pay, protested, rays, reluctantly, repeated, replied, request, room, sore, stop, teach, throat, told, totally, wait, waiting, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Hearing OK Barry?

Started by munruben, 18th June 2008 01:48 PM

barry, cartoon, channel, doctors, hard, hearing, replies, series, symptoms?’, ‘what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 02:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The broken lawn mower

Started by wheelinround, 12th May 2008 06:07 PM

broken, busily, clever, cutting, doctors, driveway, finish, grass, handed, house, lawn, limp, minutes, mower, pair, run, scissors, sewing, short, silently, snipping, sweep, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, walk, watched, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:12 PM; by Poppa

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JOKES

Poll: Yet another dice with death

Started by Shedhand, 5th March 2008 11:39 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, badly, banks, botched, call, cnoi, damned, days, death, dice, doctors, doh, egyptian, fluid, greek, gyanian, headache, hospital, indians, lankancool, live, lumbar, malaysian, puncture, river, rmo, shed, specialist, spinal, sri

Replies: 33
Views: 4,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:56 AM; by prozac

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Allan's New Doctor

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd April 2008 08:15 AM

alcohol, allan, beach, boating, cars, doctor, doctors, drive, eat, exhaustive, fast, fishing, gamble, golf, lab, looked, lot, lots, meat, playing, red, relaxing, replied, spend, sun, tests, time, told, unhealthy, visits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 07:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

I Hope I'm Sick

Started by Rodgera, 15th April 2008 01:12 PM

bad, boy, doctors, feel, hate, hope, munruben, receptionist, replied, sick, sitting, sixth, stand, time, waiting, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2008 02:07 PM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Doctor's Lament

Started by Rodgera, 7th April 2008 07:12 AM

complaint, completed, doctor, doctors, drinking, due, examination, frankly, lament, patient, sober

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 07:12 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Does anyone know?

Started by munruben, 22nd March 2008 02:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 2,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 05:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Woodies Quiz Forum

De-registered doctor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 11:38 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Doctors call

Started by munruben, 31st March 2008 10:59 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:19 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:08 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 10:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Feeding The Baby

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th February 2008 02:29 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 02:29 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

A truckie

Started by MICKYG, 4th February 2008 03:58 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:51 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

The Great Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 7th January 2008 09:26 AM

274, allan, allans, barry, ceiling, doctor, doctors, eyes, great, head, hospital, john, memory, munruben, office, park, replies, reply, rolls, shakes, simple, subtracted, test, times, tuesday, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Allan's remarkable recovery

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th December 2007 04:51 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 02:27 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Whoom

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th November 2007 09:01 AM

allan, buffalo, conversation, doctor, doctors, gentlemen, heard, hospital, indian, john, overheard, overhearing, pass, passing, replied, sister, spelt, standing, talking, wallan, water, whoom, wind, woman, womb, woomb, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 02:44 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

One for the plumbers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:07 PM

$700, allan, bill, burst, called, completion, didi, doctor, doctors, dying, hope, house, pipe, plumber, plumbers, protested, replied, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:17 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 2,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Visit to the Docs #2

Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM

announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 01:12 AM; by Dusty

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JOKES

Visit to the doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:13 PM

115, 140, basic, blood, checks, doctor, doctors, fat, foot, height, items, measures, nurse, physical, pressure, scale, screams, short, slender, starts, takes, tall, tells, visit, weigh, weight, woman, yearly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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