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Fat Cow Woodcraft ,facebook page.

Started by Kiwi75, 23rd December 2014 05:45 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 3,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2014 06:45 AM; by Kiwi75

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16 yr old exam answers

Started by Stewie D, 29th November 2013 10:18 AM

abdominal, answers, arab, benign, body, borax, bowels, brainium, cavity, cow, drink, exam, fight, heart, insist, kids, makes, moon, olds, people, safe, section’, sun, tides, time, turbine, water, word, worried, ‘caesarean

Replies: 8
Views: 2,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2013 11:24 PM; by A Duke

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Questions that need answers

Started by MBM888, 4th September 2013 01:17 AM

answers, baby, billion, call, called, china, corn, cow, crotch, dangly, drink, france, gynaecologist, kissing, leave, oil, paint, patient, people, person, plates, quality, questions, squeeze, stars, tells, time, touch, universe, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2013 06:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Load of Bull

Started by fenderbelly, 14th August 2013 12:54 AM

angus, ate, beginning, black, bred, broke, bull, cow, cows, day, days, feed, fence, grass, healthy, herd, load, machine, neighbors, peppermint, pills, recently, registered, service, spent, started, taste, vet, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 06:09 PM; by BEKKY

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You Gotta Love Kids

Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM

####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 9
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 02:47 PM; by rrich

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Horse meat

Started by rwbuild, 15th February 2013 03:00 PM

.externalclass, 12pt, bar, beef, bit, blue;, burger, burgers, color, coming, cow, dead, face?”, flogging, font-family, font-size, font-weight, horse, horse…, ingredients, meat, normal;, tesco, text-decoration, times, underline, version, wordsection1, “illegal

Replies: 2
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 09:24 PM; by chippysu

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hiya from a newby from newcastle NSW

Started by takart, 8th January 2013 03:24 AM

ahahhaah, anoy, anyho, arggg, bad, cow, day, found, front, hahaha, hiya, hope, huge, learn, lot, metal, newby, newcastle, norfolk, nsw, oak, road, safe, silky, soldering, stuckup, time, wood, yard, yeah

Replies: 9
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2013 10:01 AM; by alan carthew

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Environment and health re fibreglass work

Started by Kidbee, 5th September 2012 06:41 PM

activity, air, animal, animals, break, building, canoes, cow, eat, environment, exposed, fibreglass, glass, grass, heading, health, including, ingest, nearby, particles, resins, risks, sanding, set, shed, situation, suitable, toxic, travel, work

Replies: 7
Views: 2,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 12:02 AM; by soundman

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SAFETY

Little old lady drivers

Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM

blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM; by A Duke

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Looking for old bones

Started by springwater, 19th May 2012 10:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, bleached, bones, cow, distance, grey/white, lying, paddock, reasonable, rib, sheep, shot, strange, travel, type, victoria, worry

Replies: 26
Views: 2,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2012 09:44 PM; by springwater

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Airline Humor

Started by Barry_White, 11th April 2012 03:59 PM

airline, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, girls, grass, hmmm, horse, humor, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, power, qualified, question, replies, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 2
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2012 06:54 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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Hello everyone! and a few projects

Started by codysheridan1, 19th September 2011 12:20 AM

2nd, border, business, buy, chook, collie, couple, cow, dovetail, goat, henny, home, joinery, lathe, loved, metalworking, north, penny, pens, projects, projects-, rent, run, sell, sheep, snake, sydney, waverton, website, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2011 11:05 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

reincarnation

Started by texx, 20th August 2011 07:20 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2011 06:21 PM; by BEKKY

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The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM

accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2010 09:14 PM; by Dengue

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farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

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Funny for the day!

Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM

“honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d

Replies: 10
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 07:14 PM; by chippy 71

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old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

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Little girl on a plane

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:25 PM

,yet, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, plane, power, qualified, question, replies, s??t, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 04:56 PM; by artme

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Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Funny Story

Started by Ed Reiss, 3rd January 2009 01:12 PM

bit, bite, bites, cattle, chance, cow, deer, feed, feeder, feet, funny, ground, hand, head, hold, horse, idea, learned, managed, minutes, recognize, rope, run, shaking, situation, slow, started, step, story, truck

Replies: 5
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 11:52 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ask a Stupid Question

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM

barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 09:46 AM; by fenderbelly

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Young Kids and Animal Noises

Started by Rodgera, 21st November 2008 09:25 PM

alice, animal, baaa, cat, children, circle, click, cow, davy, errr, jamie, jennifer, kids, lamb, meow, moo, mouse, noise, noises, questions, siting, sound, teacher, young

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2008 09:25 PM; by Rodgera

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Economic Models explained with Cows - 2008 update

Started by watson, 28th August 2008 05:45 PM

2008, bull, buy, called, capitalism, cartoon, clever, company, corporation, count, counting, cow, cowkimon, cows, create, economic, explained, image, learn, listed, milk, models, produce, rights, sell, sells, shoots, size, takes, update

Replies: 6
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 01:59 PM; by rrich

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I'm back

Started by Calm, 17th August 2008 09:50 AM

allan, bobs, calf, chains, chance, computer, cow, day, day.2tsup2tsup, dead, finally, forum, frustrating, hardest, hope, hours, life, looked, medd, occured, poor, pulled, reckon, saviour, shut, stage, throw, time, torture, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 08:12 PM; by Christopha

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Dairy farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM

approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM; by fenderbelly

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The Cow From Wallan

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th June 2008 08:20 AM

bought, bull, buy, considered, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, found, happening, local, matter, mentioned, milk, move, munruben, people, quest, replied, rubens, told, upset, vet, victoria, village, wallan, wallen, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 12:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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Mother Superior

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM

bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM; by Batpig

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3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

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Cattle-nomics

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2008 11:43 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 08:04 PM; by Groggy

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Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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Coincidence?

Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:38 PM; by wayfarer

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At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

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Top Gear in the US....

Started by HappyHammer, 29th January 2008 10:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adventure, america, bought, boys, cadillac, car, clarkson, cornered, cow, free, gas, gear, mis-representation, night, pi55ing, rednecks, roof, sbs, start, station, sued, top, trip, watched

Replies: 18
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 06:12 PM; by Toyboy

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The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

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What did the cow say

Started by munruben, 1st January 2008 05:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 09:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

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Out of the mouths of babes

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th December 2007 09:42 AM

#16, adds, answers, antlers, babes, bastard, calls, cow, daddy, deer, girl, hand, holds, horny, horse, horsey, hug, john, kid, kiss, moo, mouths, mummy, pair, picture, teacher, variation

Replies: 7
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 07:19 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Tornado

Started by munruben, 15th October 2007 11:00 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:21 PM; by munruben

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Water drinker

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2007 07:14 PM

awa, coos, cow, drink, drinker, drinking, english, feel, field, hand, hands, hoor, pool, scottish, sharn, shouts, speak, understand, walking, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:39 PM; by munruben

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Moved: Cow rapist caught

Started by Gingermick, 30th August 2007 09:36 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 07:47 PM; by echnidna

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Mad cow disease

Started by munruben, 27th August 2007 08:03 PM

affect, chatting, chickens, cow, cows, day, disease, farmer, fast, fence, fields, heard, land, mad, pretty, replied, road, rubins, scary, spreading, telling

Replies: 13
Views: 2,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 01:20 PM; by munruben

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5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

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A Different Perspective

Started by rrich, 13th June 2007 03:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

acceptable, book, code, color, connection, cow, electrical, electricity, electrons, fear, fixture, grounded, home, increases, intimate, knowlege, lights, non-conductive, owners, perspective, phase, pies, sense, sits, sparky, standards, surprised, thinking, wire, writes

Replies: 32
Views: 4,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 12:13 PM; by rat52

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Nuclear Power

Started by Baz, 24th March 2007 11:04 AM

book, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, fellow, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, nuclear, passenger, patty, pellets, power, produces, qualified, question, seated, sh.t, stranger, stuff.yet, suppose, talk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 07:53 PM; by AlexS

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Restoring 50 yr old Swiss Cow Bells

Started by Buzzer, 8th February 2007 05:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bag, bells, brass, bring, brown, buzzer, cheers, cow, dull, glory, ideas, job, paper, polishing, restoring, set, swiss, touched

Replies: 15
Views: 2,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2007 12:50 AM; by journeyman Mick

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