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Dopey Parents

Started by artme, 1st July 2014 06:53 PM

australians, bad, bump, chance, child, couple, crocodile, crossing, dandy, dopey, fine, fooddoh, ford, generously, hired, kid, lift, mishap, noticed, offered, parents, people, prado, river, roofoo, scene, sitting, subaru, tipping, trip

Replies: 4
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2014 06:38 PM; by Tonyz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Teenagers and Cats

Started by Rodgera, 25th June 2014 02:31 PM

animal, anyones, barely, bedroom, boredom, cat, cats, communicating, complete, dead, deposit, ecstasy, free, furniture, hand, human, improve, manner, middle, night, parents, return, roam, sense, teenager, teenagers, ultimate, utter, veterinarians, yawn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 05:37 PM; by Enfield Guy

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JOKES

Potential nightmare.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th April 2014 09:03 PM

abducted, briefly, car, concern, dirt, dog, driveway, emotion, encouraged, feel, friend, hair, happy, house, main, metres, mother, nightmare, parents, potential, road, roadway, run, start, time, track, tree, walking, whilst, world

Replies: 2
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2014 01:17 PM; by Xanthorrhoeas

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

House Cleaning

Started by Rodgera, 28th December 2013 01:12 PM

adolescent, cleaning, daughter, easy, excitedly, helped, home, house, housekeeping, informed, innocently, job, knowing, mom, neighbors, parents, replied, seldom, sort, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2013 07:53 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Hello from Darwin

Started by winniliss, 5th November 2013 11:24 AM

4x4, australia, bit, brought, camper, camping, carpentry, courtesy, current, darwin, farm, halfway, kids, live, mechanical, myswag.org, painting, parents, pradopont.com, project, ready, restoration, sheep, spray, trailer, trip, username, victoria, wife, winston

Replies: 5
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2013 08:56 PM; by old1955

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The telephone call

Started by fenderbelly, 20th September 2013 11:44 AM

aro-d, bit, call, close, decided, fenderbelly, heard, isolated, joke, lady, mates, mummy, names, parents, people, policemans, pretty, ring, robbo, robbos, scott, scotts, send, ses, speak, susie, tea, telephone, telling, thunder

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2013 11:44 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Wood Rot

Started by would, 23rd July 2013 04:44 PM

appreciated, built, flooring, flooring.i, found, google, guess, happening, house, identify, image, info, it.can, narra, parents, philippineswe, repair.any, restored, rot, rotted, similar, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 6,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:25 PM; by Master Splinter

Forum:
RESTORATION

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Let me introduce my new granddaughter.

Started by Ad de Crom, 10th May 2013 11:29 PM

8th, amber, born, cheers, daughter, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, happy, husband, introduce, karin, parents, remco

Replies: 9
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2013 01:02 AM; by ian

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Think about it............

Started by Breslau, 31st March 2013 12:23 PM

addicts, buy, check, children, country, cute, debt, discipline, drug, filth, founded, geniuses, government, hard, homes…, idiots, infested, left, live, met, parents, removed, run, school, spankings, success, taxes, teacher, trillions, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 1,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2013 02:23 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Identification / valuation ?

Started by arose62, 28th February 2013 07:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

andrew, background, called, care, cheers, correct, decide, family, friend, future, gift, history, identification, info, makers, parents, photo, piece, pointers, remember, sideboard, style, valuation, wealthy

Replies: 15
Views: 3,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2013 08:45 AM; by Lawry01

Forum:
RESTORATION

Profoundly Misled During Formative Years?

Started by Bushmiller, 5th February 2013 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazing, american, clinton, credulous, denton, failings, formative, heard, human, inch, john, lewinsky, life, london, misled, moment, monica, parents, parked, past, profoundly, question, road, street, ten, told, wayne, woman, wondering, years

Replies: 28
Views: 2,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2013 01:52 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from the Gold Coast

Started by kakamac, 27th December 2012 11:37 AM

bowl, coast, coat, day, disappointed, forums, forward, gday, gentlemen, gold, hands, hanger, helmet, improving, jay, keen, keenly, message, money, nice, notice, parents, photography, private, rack, send, spice, techniques, whilst, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 08:49 AM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Door panel replacement

Started by BronzePhoenix, 6th December 2012 02:46 PM

100, antique, approximately, bit, destroying, door, doors, finish, folks, forum, glue, hey, idea, matters, melt, modifying, panel, panels, parents, planning, protect, replace, replacement, restaining, restoring, samsung-sgh-i747, stripping, tapatalk, washstand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2012 04:14 AM; by BronzePhoenix

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RESTORATION

First Restoration Attempt..

Started by Philwoodwork, 25th November 2012 05:25 PM

advance, advises, attempt, build, chairs, considered, decision, design, dining, experienced, firstb, forum, furniture, idea, input, match, oval, parents, pass, phil, planning, process, reason, restoration, sentimental, share, sincerely, table, valuable, valued

Replies: 0
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2012 05:25 PM; by Philwoodwork

Forum:
RESTORATION

25 Lessons from Childhood:

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:16 PM

acting, age, born, childhood, children, circle, eat, envy, exaggerate, father, fortunate, home, justice, lessons, life, logic, millions, neck, parents, science, shut, stop, taught, tent, times, told, understand, wisdom, wonderful, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2012 11:45 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

embarrassing find

Started by doug3030, 23rd May 2012 09:50 AM

body, brisbane, decided, embarrassing, embarrassment, floating, found, g-string, heels, jersey, lipstick, mans, morning, n.s.w, origin, parents, pink, police, remove, river, save, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 09:50 AM; by doug3030

Forum:
JOKES

Federal Court Ruling from the Courier Mail, Australia

Started by doug3030, 22nd May 2012 08:33 PM

allowing, apparently, aunt, australia, beat, boy, capable, child, courier, court, custody, domestic, family, federal, judge, learning, life, live, mail, origin, parents, propose, references, remainder, ruling, south, step, unprecedented, violence, wales

Replies: 5
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 12:27 AM; by dabbler

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JOKES

Hi everyone

Started by Garm, 16th May 2012 11:45 PM

decided, excellent, finally, fingers, forums, forward, garage, guys, hand, heard, idea, involved, itchy, learning, lot, moving, parents, shelved, specialised, time, tools, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2012 06:39 PM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Retirement Quiz

Started by Rodgera, 18th April 2012 07:35 PM

adult, advantage, answer, attic, basement, biggest, break, calls, classes, clean, coffee, cut, describe, garage, kids, miss, misses, parents, people, polite, question, quiz, retiree, retirees, retirement, slow, store, stuff, time, truth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2012 06:13 AM; by acmegridley

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JOKES

Differences.

Started by Heilander, 13th April 2012 11:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2012 11:32 PM; by Heilander

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JOKES

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Rattan in Brisbane

Started by Paulphot, 23rd November 2008 04:41 PM

brisbane, gurus, meters, parents, paul, public, rattan, replacing, seats, sells

Replies: 5
Views: 6,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2011 09:55 AM; by adrianp

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UPHOLSTERY

Understanding Politics

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2011 07:56 PM

asleep, baby, bed, boy, brother, call, class, dad, door, father, finding, future, government, keyhole, locked, minister, morning, mother, nanny, nannys, parents, peeks, people, politics, prime, screwing, son, understanding, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 08:36 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Hi there from Melbourne

Started by pondering, 21st February 2011 04:18 PM

6months, andy, apprentice, bit, cabinet, career, creating, debts, degree, enjoyed, hand, highschool, idea, itching, maker, maker.2tsup, makes, melbourne, mortgage, parents, past, pay, pieces, pursue, rates, serious, thinking, university, wages, woodwork

Replies: 6
Views: 1,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2011 12:59 PM; by Timeless Timber

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Biker humour

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 10:45 PM

bike, biker, bikers, bridge, burly, commit, deep, dressing, famous, finished, girl, humour, insensitive, jump, kiss, leader, lingering, miss, opportunity, parents, real, replied, riding, stopped, suicide, talent, tough, wasting, wow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 08:49 PM; by stuffy

Forum:
JOKES

Who can relate to this?

Started by Dengue, 25th January 2011 08:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, brakes, broke, buy, cars, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, forgot, friends, houses, internet, kids, law, mention, parents, relate, ride, rode, shoes, soft, team, worms

Replies: 16
Views: 2,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2011 05:01 PM; by rotten_66

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

removal of load bearing wall absolute newbie

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 31st December 2010 09:00 AM

$700, $7000, appartment, asap, basically, bearing, bought, builder, cost, frame, framework, gotta, gyp, happy, idea, living, load, moment, move, noob, parents, read, removal, renovateforum.com, somewhere;, start, thread, tia, time, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2010 09:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Looking back.

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 09:46 AM

4-30pm, 6-30pm, 8-30pm, afford, boats, called, cinema, cos, cruise, dad, day, died, dog, fall, friday, funeral, kid, lifetime, local, owner, parents, plank, realise, remember, rover, sad, ship, sucks, talking, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 04:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Who will do this if elected (An excellent letter)

Started by matthew_g, 14th November 2010 10:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, australian, australians, birth, children, country, culture, don’t, elected, excellent, fighting, flag, foreign, france, immigrant, immigrants, japan, join, laws, letter, life, live, parents, people, real, rights, rules, schools, stand, waving

Replies: 29
Views: 3,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2010 05:27 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Congratulaitions Baby Boomers

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:37 PM

ate, baby, bikes, boomers, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulaitions, congratulations, day, deal, drank, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 11:17 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

London Times Obituary

Started by hughie, 10th September 2010 01:20 PM

abortion, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, churches, common, consent, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, home, live, london, lost, lotion, obituary, parental, parents, pregnant, required, sense, student, sue, sun, times, treatment, unruly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2010 09:29 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Do it yourself? Not likely if you're under 35 in the U.K

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th August 2010 06:00 PM

admit, attempt, basic, carry, cent, diy, dunces, gardening, half, homes, jobs, lack, laugh, mail, maintain, online, parents, people, plug, putting, read, relying, renovateforum.com, rewire, shelves, skills, survey, thread, u.k

Replies: 0
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2010 06:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The Julia Gillard Memorial Hall

Started by Sebastiaan56, 19th June 2010 10:55 AM

booth, boys, camel, daylight, doh, election, filled, fundraising, gillard, hall, informed, julia, mandatory, memorial, music, nights, p&c, parents, penrith, poll, presentation, rain, school, schools, sit, tanks, targets, town, vote, water

Replies: 6
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2010 01:13 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

Forum:
JOKES

Favorite Animal

Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2010 08:48 PM

admire, animal, beef, chicken, children, class, colonel, dad, day, famous, favorite, fried, funny, guess, happened, honest, laughed, live, office, parents, person, pork, principals, sanders, shed, taught, teacher, told, truthful, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2010 08:48 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Cubby House

Started by wheelinround, 15th April 2010 08:47 AM

abc, australian, broadcasting, built, bureaucratic, corporation, cubby, demolishing, dreams, grow, house, joys, kids, kill, meddling, minds, news, parents, procured, skills, teach

Replies: 5
Views: 2,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 05:26 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Cabinet making business in Melb' who can help out

Started by Waldo, 21st April 2010 03:55 PM

2tsup, africa, appreciated, arena, australia, brothers, business, cabinet, criteria, darryl, don, family, furniture, greatly, half’, immigrate, immigration, john, kids, making, meet, melb, move, parents, perspective, son, south, support, visa, ‘more

Replies: 0
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2010 03:55 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Side-by-side doorways

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd January 2010 01:50 PM

add, agreed, alternatives, balcony, bedroom, bit, convinced, creative, door, doors, existing, external, front, hallway, idea, ideas, leads, normal, odd, parents, read, red, renovateforum.com, reply, side-by-side, solution, street, thread, wall, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2010 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Woodworking classes? - finishing mainly

Started by ashcook, 26th December 2009 01:54 PM

ash, birthday, classes, difficult, directly, dive, finishing, helpful, hey, hours, inquired, methods, money, newcastle/sydney/nsw, parents, past, pay, pretty, questions, teach, tricks, unique, unknown, wife, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2009 08:08 PM; by ashcook

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Solid Jarrah Side Tables

Started by Arry, 21st November 2009 03:27 PM

coffee, cups, finish, guys, half, hot, jarrah, parents, project, proper, sidetables, solid, tables, tea, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2009 05:44 PM; by BozInOz

Forum:
FINISHING

How much are you're pets worth to you?

Started by nihilism, 14th November 2009 12:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20000, $4500, afford, animals, bad, bones, call, cars, cat, cats, cost, dogs, feel, forking, hit, issues, kid, medical, money, operation, opinion, parents, pets, recover, sleep, spent, treatment, vet, worse, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2009 01:52 PM; by rrobor

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Safety switch at the metrebox, do they need annually testing.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th October 2009 10:00 AM

advice, ago, annually, approx, box, company, cost, electrical, fitted, home, meter, metrebox, months, parents, question, read, renovateforum.com, ride, safety, switch, switches, tested, testing, tests, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2009 10:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Obituary. Not really a joke...

Started by Woodwould, 21st September 2009 01:01 PM

administer, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, common, criminals, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, finally, home, inform, joke, live, lost, lotion, obituary, parents, pregnant, schools, sense, student, student;, sue, sun, unruly, victims

Replies: 3
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2009 12:17 AM; by Woodwould

Forum:
JOKES

Cost to renovate vs complete rebuild

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st September 2009 07:20 PM

10mtrs, 15mtrs, advice, ascertain, average, building, bungalow, calforian, colonel1, complete, cost, costs, demolising, difference, extension, gidday, meter, offer, opposed, original, parents, putting, read, rebuild, renovate, renovateforum.com, scratch, square, thread, weatherboard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2009 07:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

old english oak dropside table

Started by chowcini, 7th August 2009 12:14 AM

ago, alright, bench, bit, clients, dropside, english, kitchen, oak, parents, scrubbed, sink, table, wear, worse

Replies: 2
Views: 3,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2009 08:44 PM; by chowcini

Forum:
RESTORATION

One of the things that I don't like doing

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th July 2009 09:28 PM

blind, called, dad, daughter, divorce, divorcing, drunk, harder, justice, life, lovers, marriage, paperwork, parents, peace, people, peoples, sanctity, satisfy, separating, sorts, stuff, sucks, suppose, tears, things, time, tonight, upset, witness

Replies: 14
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2009 01:03 AM; by rrobor

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

beating anyone

Started by groverwa, 25th June 2009 12:36 PM

allowing, apparently, aunt, australia, beat, beating, boy, child, court, custody, domestic, family, federal, firmly, herald, judge, learning, life, live, morning, parents, propose, remainder, ruling, step, sydney, team, unprecedented, violence, welfare

Replies: 1
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2009 06:47 PM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

Hello, I'm back again...

Started by markharrison, 14th June 2009 12:28 AM

allan, assure, basically, casa, children, favourite, finally, forward, future, god, happy, harrison, idea, joke, laugh, parents, past, plans, settle, sharing, started, stuff, talking, teenage, teens, time, usual, woody, workshop, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 02:11 PM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A Rather Remarkable Obituary

Started by dr4g0nfly, 21st April 2009 08:16 AM

abortion, administer, aspirin, businesses;, churches, commandments, common, condition, contraband;, criminals, declined, finally, financial, fired, inform, live, lost, lunch;, obituary, parents, received, remarkable, reprimanding, sense, student, student;, teacher, ten, unruly, worsened

Replies: 1
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 08:24 AM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

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