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2-pac paint over exterior vinyl garage door??

Started by strangerep, 21st June 2023 06:00 PM

2-pac, acrylic, acrylics, coat, complex, door, doors, dumb, durable, experts, exterior, flexible, garage, google, hard, idea, inflexible, lots, manager, out-voted, paint, professional, putting, qld, simply, sun/heat, surface, talks, unit, vinyl

Replies: 0
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2023 06:00 PM; by strangerep

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PAINTING

Another Blonde Joke

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2014 12:07 PM

bellowed, blonde, camping, cappuccino, comfy, cut, fish, heavens, hole, ice, joke, lord, manager, moved, opposite, positioning, poured, replied, rink, set, skating, skyward, started, stool, subject, tools, voice, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

the boy from Waikato ….

Started by MBM888, 17th February 2014 11:56 AM

boy, buy, earlier, feet, half, head, heads, impressed, insistent, leave, lettuce, manager, people, play, players, prostitutes, replied, right?replied, rugby, sir, situation, sold, son, waikato, whod, wife, zealand, zealand?the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2014 11:56 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Job Requirement

Started by Rodgera, 13th June 2013 04:58 PM

applicant, delicatessen, handle, impressing, inch, job, lenses, manager, meat, microscopes, personnel, prospective, required, requirement, slice, ten-thousandths, thick, woolies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 04:58 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A letter to the Bank Manager

Started by MBM888, 22nd March 2013 02:18 PM

account, admit, arrangement, arrival, automatic, bank, bouncing, calculations, cheque, dear, deposit, elapsed, endeavoured, entire, funds, honour, letter, manager, month, monthly, nano-seconds, pay, plumber, refer, salary, writing

Replies: 8
Views: 2,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:47 PM; by hp8

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JOKES

A bit contrary today

Started by underfoot, 12th December 2011 08:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, basil, bit, bought, check, combination, contrary, cue, delivers, drill, explain, finally, flustered, girl, hear, lady, leave, manager, office, photocopied, photocopier, photocopy, plants, predicament, races, reciept, sir, stuff, today, wait

Replies: 33
Views: 4,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 06:21 PM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

This Is Rediculous

Started by chambezio, 10th May 2012 07:31 PM

$0.00, account, aggravation, bank, bill, called, care, caused, cheque, company, computer, court, day, debt, decided, dishonour, fees, gas, incurred, line, manager, march, matter, month, mudgee, owed, pay, received, rediculous, stating

Replies: 8
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2012 12:30 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Secret Party

Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM

70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

MDF Production manager wanted!

Started by ElenaV, 14th March 2011 07:39 PM

baku, control, ensuring, erp, experience, inventory, level, management, manager, manufacturing, material, mdf, overseeing, planning, position, process, processes, production, products, quality, raw, role, schedules, spare, stage, supervision, team, transportation, wanted, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2011 09:34 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Junk mail and the local newspaper

Started by Grumpy John, 23rd February 2011 01:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advertising, ago, brochures, ceased, complain, complained, distribution, feel, forumites, inserted, junk, letterboxes, local, mail, manager, months, newspaper, paper, practice, rantoff, ranton, signs, weeks

Replies: 27
Views: 3,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2011 09:05 PM; by Avery

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Current vocabulary

Started by Woodwould, 9th December 2010 09:59 AM

arrives, bath, bus, contents, cube, current, day, domes, e.g, farm, hit, hot, i.e, impressive, lowering, manager, millennium, mistake, monkey, mystery, person, pub, realize, reply, time, unattractive, viewed, vocabulary, wonderbra, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 11:27 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Job application

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2010 09:16 AM

‘neither, another?”, answer, answers, applicants, application, applied, correct, decided, decision, don’t, dublin, i’.”, incorrect, ireland, irish, job, job.”, know.’, manager, murphy, pole, qualifications, question, similar, simple, surely, test, wrong.”, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2010 09:16 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

New job

Started by Andy Mac, 14th October 2010 12:35 PM

20yrs, access, admin, build, built, challenge, cheers, department, event, fwd, job, lot, lots, manager, organise, park, production, productions, props, resources2tsup, sets, shakespeare, share, sort, stage, students, stuff, teach, touring, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2010 08:30 PM; by NewLou

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

good and bad service.

Started by snowyskiesau, 5th August 2010 05:04 PM

account, acknowledged, annoying, approved, attitude, bad, bank, cash, dare, days, delay, deli, good, machine, manager, online, playing, process, refund, require, reversed, service, spent, supermarket, talking, time, tone, transaction, voice, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2010 09:26 PM; by q9

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Construction Manager

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th July 2010 06:20 PM

building, construction, definition, firm, hands, involve, manager, materials, organisation, read, renovateforum.com, stuff, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2010 06:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Looking for job to get my English experience better./PVC windows installer

Started by 1234567, 3rd May 2010 11:15 PM

.right, advance, bean, better or pvc, better./pvc, don’t, english, eueuropean, experience, factory, installer, job, language, learn, low, manager, old.i, plastic, position, possibilities, practice, righ, skills, trading, union.and, viktor, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2010 11:15 PM; by 1234567

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

NGIA. Ever heard of them???

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th February 2010 10:00 AM

/141, 0423, 282, 3141, 351, 3905, 3955, 9279, begin, benjamin, business, called, company, development, fficesmarttags, grant, heard, manager, ngia, nudel, osborne, read, renovateforum.com, renovations, south, street, thread, vic, website, yarra

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 10:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

3 More

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM

arrange, bank, china, collateral, elephant, excuse, father, frog, inside, knick-knack, loan, manager, mans, mick, miss, ndecd, paddy, patricia, ready, repeating-, replied, rolling, stone, story, tag, teller, told, walked, whack, wold

Replies: 0
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

It is well known that humour is regional

Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd October 2009 03:54 PM

association, beer, beers, bloke, blokes, boss, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke.the, coopers, diet, draught, drinking, head, humour, king, looked, manager, moment, paused, planet.the, regional, rejoined, shrug, south, sprouted, tooheys, united, xxxx

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 11:27 AM; by rotten_66

Forum:
JOKES

Looking, looking, looking.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th September 2009 04:07 PM

aid, allan, difficulties, easier, hearing, lady, local, manager, noticed, replied, sister-in-law, spectacles, supermarket, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2009 07:30 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Hello!

Started by Bledrin, 7th September 2009 12:14 PM

bespoke, business, calling, commercial, designs, fabrication, father, forward, fun, furniture, grade, green, half, hell, industry, key, manager, materials, move, plan, product, pursue, qualified, reclaimed, skills, table, thread, time, trade, true

Replies: 5
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2009 10:59 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day Mate

Started by MikeB51, 9th August 2009 02:55 AM

admin, ago, aussie, battling, born, call, centre, computer, couple, decided, england, family, gday, gmc, hopeing, loss, love, manager, mate, mike, operator, planner, process, retail, retireing, salesman, stroke, supervisor, transport, triton

Replies: 13
Views: 2,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2009 12:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

My letter to the postman

Started by dazzler, 21st July 2009 06:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, alfs, box, cat, contract, contractor, correct, damaged, deliver, delivered, delivers, dropped, front, goggins, helps, hoping, house, jess, lazy, letter, living, mail, manager, parcel, parcels, past, pat, postman, red, “parcel

Replies: 23
Views: 3,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 10:33 PM; by dj_pnevans

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hotel Bill

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM

$400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:00 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom waterproofing

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th June 2009 01:50 PM

applies, bathroom, birth, cheers, competant, dapto, ex-property, experience, houses, inspector, installer, installing, leaked, manager, owner, paper, putting, qualified, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, renovator, showers/baths, signed, stop, thread, tony, waterproofed, waterproofing, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 2,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Kitchen designer/salesperson/project manager wanted in Melbourne

Started by gator3535, 3rd June 2009 06:46 PM

ability, achievable, base, bonus, branch, bruce, client, conscious, cost, designer, earn, email, existing, experience, fit, freedom, industry, kitchen, manager, melbourne, organized, plan, realistic, retail, salary, software, standard, stylekit@yahoo.com, team, wanted

Replies: 1
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:24 PM; by kitsol

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EMPLOYMENT

Then she hit me

Started by rrich, 24th April 2009 02:07 PM

a.k.a, attractive, bit, busy, buttocks, clean, finally, hit, insistence, inspector, manager, nope, poll, polling, stand, stood, story, told, true, voting, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2009 04:40 PM; by cytan

Forum:
JOKES

Performance appraisals, waste of bloody time???

Started by Kaiser Soze, 23rd March 2009 12:32 PM

allowed, anger, appraisal, appraisals, bloody, boss, colleagues, competent, concerned, criticism, damaging, extremely, fill, forms, manager, managers, manager’s, manner, paper, performance, positive, process, rant, read, similar, time, view, waste, weaknesses, “why

Replies: 11
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 12:38 PM; by LeftyJim

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tough Account

Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2009 06:48 PM

account, agency, allan, amazing, amount, applied, collected, collection, creditors, easy, entire, experience, hed, hours, intense, job, manager, munruben, paid, pay, promise, replied, told, tough

Replies: 3
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2009 06:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Disappointed in solar hot water service

Started by robdav, 6th February 2009 05:20 PM

abnormal, compensate, compressor, disappointed, entrusted, extra, heat, home, hot, lucky, manager, months, moving, normal, operating, period, power, pump, quantum, service, solar, tear, type, unit, units, view, warranty, water, wear, welfare

Replies: 6
Views: 4,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2009 04:11 PM; by robdav

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'Day from Melbourne

Started by Tumzara, 4th February 2009 02:06 PM

16ski, 1938, amateur, block, boat, boatbuilder, build, busy, cedar, chainsaw, cockpit, current, ex-carpenter, gday, kayak, kid, king, mahogany, manager, melbourne, project, restoration, runabout, saved, sea, site, tumlaren, waiting, wannabe, zara

Replies: 2
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2009 03:16 PM; by Tumzara

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Call Centre

Started by Breslauer, 3rd February 2009 03:01 AM

ahead, call, center, centre, doubt, green, india, ityou, job, manager, microsoft, minutes, mister, mujibar, pass, passed, personnel, pinkit, qualify, ready, sentence, spoken, telephone, tests, words, yellow

Replies: 9
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2009 02:07 PM; by Spanner69

Forum:
JOKES

Hi from Valiant Boy

Started by Valiant Boy, 24th November 2008 11:04 AM

1981, 2003, 2008, boy, brims, cheers, close, closing, guys, industry, innovators, lay, legno, manager, nsw, october, original, panels, plywood, plywood/particleboard, positions, rep, sales, steve, sydney, thread, valiant, variety, veneers, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 12:25 AM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pay the bill

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 10:07 PM

amount, bill, call, cancel, collect, collections, customer, day, deal, distributor, left, manager, money, noticed, paid, pay, phone, previous, received, ship, totaling, voice-mail, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:07 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Engineer v Manager

Started by Rodgera, 26th July 2008 03:28 PM

air, altitude, balloon, balloonist, bit, correct, degrees, engineer, excuse, expect, fault, friend, hot, idea, information, lost, manager, meet, met, position, promise, promised, realized, reduced, replied, responded, shouted, solve, technically, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 01:56 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

New to the forum

Started by JoineryNinja, 15th July 2008 05:28 AM

awesome, blank, boranup, businessman, cabinet, cabinetmaking, charged, cheque, forum, found, gallery, glad, guys, hone, james, job, manager, margaret, moment, prestigious, pretty, prior, production, river, site, skills, solid, stuff, timber, tradie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 08:57 PM; by Ad de Crom

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM

bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Gosford - Furniture / Fine Woodworker

Started by Lumber Bunker, 5th June 2008 09:48 PM

&/or, 232, 43236922, application, ash, blackwood, boutique, bunker, cedar, contact, email, fax, fine, forum, furniture, gosford, info@lumberbunker.com.au, love, lumber, maker, manager, manns, oak, paid, questions, resume, send, telling, timbers, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 11:34 PM; by Lumber Bunker

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

New Apartment

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 01:04 PM

ages, animals, answered, apartment, behaved, children, earnestly, employed, family, manager, military, professionally, property, prospective, proudly, questions, residence, single-family, tenants, twelve, unit, usual, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

What Do Bosses Look For?

Started by Metal Head, 5th March 2008 07:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, ago, boss, bosses, buddie, concerns, experience, feel, flow, guys, jobs, keeping, learning, left, manager, months, period, postion, probation, push, quickly, replies, result, s85t, shines, similar, started, sun, thanking, told

Replies: 21
Views: 4,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 09:27 PM; by Eli

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Rates of pay

Started by Smurf, 9th March 2008 10:08 PM

commonly, comparable, correct, covers, electricians, employment, figure, info, labourers, leave, location, lost, manager, market, mines, paid, pay, positions, qld, quoted, rates, reason, replies, required, role, skilled, supervisor, supervisors, tas, triple

Replies: 10
Views: 6,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 09:08 PM; by rileyp

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

A Tall Shed Story from My Shed Supplier

Started by Damon_11, 23rd July 2007 01:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.4, blow, called, capital, classic, consolation, cream, creme, descent, factory, fencing, kit, kits, live, load, manager, mind, months, perth, project, reconfigure, shed, stack, sting, story, supplier, tall, week, weeks, world

Replies: 29
Views: 10,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 12:38 AM; by ian

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Call Centre job application

Started by woodbe, 7th March 2008 09:08 PM

ahead, application, call, center, centre, doubt, green, india, job, manager, minutes, mister, mujibar, pass, passed, personnel, pink, qualify, ready, sentence, spoken, telephone, tests, words, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 09:08 PM; by woodbe

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JOKES

Theatre-in-the-park

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2008 03:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 03:37 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

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