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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM

beer, choose, continues, drop-dead, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, husbands, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, selling, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, stay, store, streak, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 09:11 AM; by Old farmer

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JOKES

Elderly Romance

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2013 11:20 AM

advanced, afterward, alex, citizens, coffee, dance, danced, elderly, fourth, home, husband, married, met, remind, romance, ruth, senior, times, walked, widower, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 01:18 PM; by Wongo

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Fred's lament

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st July 2012 10:55 AM

allan, barely, belt.d, camera, driving, exceeding, fenderbelly, figured, finally, flash, fourth, fred, hysterically, lament, laughing, limit, mail, moving, pace, picture, pinged, seat, snails, speed, spot, stage, tickets, time, traffic, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2012 10:56 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Not rude...but there was four men in a brothel see...

Started by FenceFurniture, 26th February 2011 03:51 PM

alright, amusement, answer, answers, aunt, brothel, car, door.running, door.tiptoe, fella, fourth, gag, hard, leaving, light.bike, men, othersno, putting, reasoned, red, replies, resist, response, rudebut, sitting, solicit, spoil, time, told, underneath

Replies: 3
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 11:39 PM; by joe greiner

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Munruben dilemna

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th December 2010 09:02 PM

allan, bid, built, decided, desperate, desperation, dilemna, final, floor, fourth, hotel, humour, john, johns, local, munruben, poor, prove, sense, short, sign, suitable, talent, tubby, weekend, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2010 07:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Hey hey from SA

Started by acousticjase88, 10th June 2010 03:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ash, aspects, bed, bedsides, company, creative, dining, enjoying, forum, fourth, furniture/cabinet, future, gday, hey, jason, jobs, keen, learn, life, love, oak, pieces, plan, redgum, sponge-ing, start, table, timber, trade, vic

Replies: 15
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2010 10:03 PM; by acousticjase88

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Worms

Started by Calm, 18th June 2010 07:31 PM

add, alcohol, chocolate, cigarette, clean, container, dead, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, fourth, hand, learn, lesson, maxine, minister, pretty, quickly, raised, sermon, service, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, visual, worm, worms

Replies: 3
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 07:23 PM; by Rodgera

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removing load bearing wall

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th May 2010 08:10 PM

4.5, attached, beam, detemins, fourth, install, jack, jacks, king, line, metres, pics, read, red, remove, removing, renovateforum.com, represents, research, somwhere, span, stud, studs, support, thread, thumbnails, timber, top, wall, width

Replies: 0
Views: 2,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2010 08:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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to stagger or not to stagger?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd August 2009 11:50 AM

bedrooms, butt, ceilings, completed, fourth, house, i.e, joins, joist, joists, length, line, lounge, michael, middle, panels, plasterboard, process, putting, read, renovateforum.com, row, size, stagger, thread, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2009 11:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Mums in group therapy

Started by wheelinround, 6th August 2009 05:53 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, fourth, group, guy, hand, home, idea, joyce, mary, mother, mothers, mum, mums, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Moms in group therapy.....

Started by durwood, 24th February 2009 10:41 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, dinner, fourth, group, guy, hand, idea, kathy, mary, mom, moms, mother, mothers, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Here is my dilemma. Who can help?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th December 2008 10:00 PM

1.5, 3.5mm-6.5mm, 450mm, average, batten, battens, batton, centers, dilemma, fourth, hardest, laser, length, level, leveler, low, masonite, meters, occasional, packed, packers, packing, range, required, requires, setting, slab, spaced, spot, spots

Replies: 0
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2008 10:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Bragging about Kids

Started by Barry_White, 9th October 2008 09:53 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2008 09:00 PM; by joe greiner

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Quick Thinking

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th May 2008 03:14 PM

$50, allan, allans, bank, brandishing, cash, customers, day, fourth, gang, guns, hand, lined, owe, pressed, proceeded, quick, relieve, robbers, rodgera, rushed, standing, taking, tellers, thinking, valuables, wallets, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 03:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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A cut above

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:35 PM

angeles, ass, balls, brains, chimes, construction, cut, easiest, electricians, fourth, guts, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, left, los, observed, operate, patients, politicians, shut, spine, surgeon, understand, washington, workers, wrong, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:35 PM; by wayfarer

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The Ships Magician

Started by MICKYG, 22nd February 2008 03:41 PM

annoyed, belongs, captain, cruise, day, days, drift, floating, fourth, grabs, hide, kill, leak, magician, manages, morning, night, parrot, plank, ship, ships, sinks, sits, sitting, speak, springs, stare, swim, tricks, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 12:14 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Four Surgeons

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:10 PM

accountants, alphabetical, break, coffee, color-coded, discussing, easiest, electricians, fourth, inside, left, librarians, numbered, operate, surgeon, surgeons, taking, technicians, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:10 PM; by MICKYG

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At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

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A matter of interpretation...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 27th January 2008 12:15 AM

appears, bodies, called, cave, days, distant, finally, fish, foot, fourth, hebrew, identified, idiots, interpretation, left, matter, nearest, peoples, read, rivers, shovel, society, suggests, symbol, team, tentatively, traded, travel, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 12:15 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Flood's Spa & Deck, Merbau on Merbau

Started by Tubby2, 13th December 2007 07:10 PM

coat, coats, colour, darken, deck, flood, floods, fourth, merbau, orange, orangeish, overwhelming, planning, prepping, product, proper, putting, spa, wondering, wrap

Replies: 4
Views: 7,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 12:09 PM; by oohsam

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DECKING

Mum Ignored Baby's Broken Bones

Started by Metal Head, 30th November 2007 09:09 PM

$2003, baby, babys, bones, broken, care, caused, chest, child, court, daughter, fourth, fractured, hospital, injuries, injury, judge, kingham, limbs, medical, months, mother, mum, pregnant, ribs, sentencing, severe, told, weeks, woman$

Replies: 7
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 11:54 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Drum Problem = Woody's Revenge

Started by Rodgera, 20th November 2007 08:12 PM

anger, attempts, biofeedback;, book;, books, boy, child, controlling, docile, drum, ears;, exercises, fourth, hammer, handed, meditation, method, neighbors, occasions, offered, person, placid, plugs, problem, revenge, situation, sixth, special, told, woody

Replies: 1
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 07:34 AM; by wheelinround

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switchboard drawing

Started by whippee2, 11th October 2007 10:27 PM

apprenticeship, called, capstone, completing, domestic, drawing, electrical, experience, fourth, industry, layout, lot, manufacturing, meters, switchboard, tarriff, test, weeks, wiring

Replies: 6
Views: 11,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 09:04 PM; by whippee2

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

cockroach

Started by goat, 23rd July 2007 06:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2007 06:36 PM; by goat

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JOKES

poor paint coverage

Started by tony2096, 22nd July 2007 07:29 PM

3-in-1, aquamel, aquanamel, brown, cedar, coat, coats, continuing, coverage, dulux, fourth, frames, gloss, obvious, paint, painting, patches, persevere, poor, sand, seal, sealer/prep/undercoat, start, tony, top, vary, white, windows

Replies: 1
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2007 07:34 PM; by Metung

Forum:
PAINTING

In the greater scheme of things ...

Started by Groggy, 29th June 2007 03:58 PM

fourth, greater, links, owner, perspective, poster, robatoy, scheme, things

Replies: 3
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 05:00 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oldy revisited

Started by Christopha, 20th May 2007 10:58 PM

advice, attempt, aussiebloke, carefully, casing, consequent, difficult, driving, durable, ego, enjoy, fashion, firmly, fourth, house, incorporated, leave, malfunction, models, oldy, operation, outer, power, product, regular, remember, revisited, service, settings, warm

Replies: 6
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2007 01:05 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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JOKES

Can of Worms

Started by Felder, 13th April 2007 10:54 AM

add, alcohol, booze, chocolate, church, cigarette, clean, dead, decided, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, filled, fourth, hand, jar, learn, maxine, minister, quickly, raised, sermon, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 10:54 AM; by Felder

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JOKES

just a few to mebbe smile at

Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM

bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

What is it with children today?

Started by rrich, 7th November 2006 10:42 AM

children, day, difficult, driving, e-mail, finding, flight, fly, fourth, friday, friends, grias, holiday, home, mardi, miles, monday, morning, november, orleans, poop, response, son, swmbo, thanksgiving, thursday, ticket, today, vacation, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 12:54 PM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by fred.n, 29th June 2006 07:48 PM

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughters, day, dementia, expresses, father, fourth, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, pair, person, question, shop, simple, sunglasses;, test, time, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 01:54 PM; by sea dragon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australian Values

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th May 2006 09:35 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

australian, australians, background, be?comments, contributed, defines, describe, discussion, economic, ethnic, fairly, fellow, forum, fourth, generation, lively, means, nation, overseas, phil, planet, politician, race, religion, spencer, surprised, time, values, words, wrong

Replies: 34
Views: 4,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2006 01:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Five Surgeons

Started by graemet, 1st March 2006 09:34 PM

accountants, ars, brains, discussing, easiest, fourth, guts;, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, job, left, librarians, numbered, observed, operate, operating, patients, politicians, responds, spine, surgeon, surgeons, table, takes, understand, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 09:34 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

What is the fastest thing you know of?

Started by Neo, 21st December 2005 01:57 PM

answer, barn, beat, blink, dads, day, fastest, fill, found, fourth, hard, hiring, house, impressed, individual, instant, interviewer, job, light, manager, office, question, ranch, replied, speed, step, switch, task, thing, wall

Replies: 9
Views: 2,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 09:24 AM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughter, daughters, dementia, express, father, fourth, life, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, person, question, read, scroll, simple, test, time, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 11:18 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Gone fishing...

Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM

4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 2
Views: 2,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 01:37 PM; by echnidna

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The Parrot

Started by rod1949, 19th May 2005 05:44 PM

audience, captains, cruise, day, fate, finally, found, fourth, goody, hatred, hey, hiding, hold, magician, middle, oldy, parrot, piece, sank, sea, ship, stared, table, trick, tricks, understand, utter, week, wood, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 05:44 PM; by rod1949

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JOKES

Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

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I see the light

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 02:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aforementioned, beginning, bulb, clockwise, consistent, direction, door, elevation, failure, fourth, front, illumination, installation, lawyer, lawyers, light, manner, means, non-negotiable, north, occur, option, parties, party, perform, receptacle, step, steps, structural, transaction

Replies: 16
Views: 5,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2004 06:02 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

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The fastest thing

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:37 PM

answer, answers, barn, bathroom, blink, dads, day, fastest, feeling, flip, found, fourth, hard, house, interviewer, job, light, obvious, pants, pasture, previous, question, ran, ranch, replied, speed, step, switch, thing, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:37 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Recess

Started by DPB, 24th February 2004 10:25 AM

bell, billy, bin, boy, bush, floor, fourth, george, gore, hand, happened, invade, iraq, kiddies, laden, minutes, osama, president, primary, question, questions, recess, school, steve, support, talk, time, usa, votes, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2004 10:25 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

My God

Started by Baz, 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM

bishop, bodied, cardinal, catholic, children, chirps, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, georgeous, god, grace, hard, ladies, male, penis, people, replies, silence, sips, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Snotty Gorillasniffer - What's your name?

Started by Neo, 3rd June 2003 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

average, banana, breath, bubble, butt, cheeseball, day, determine, fourth, gorillasniffer, half, hamster, head, honker, laugh, letter, lips, mouth, nose, pants, pickle, pinky, potty, professor, rhino, shorts, snotty, stinker, times, tush

Replies: 29
Views: 5,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2003 01:26 PM; by arose62

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JOKES

EuroEnglish

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 08:54 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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