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My Parrot.

Started by issatree, 5th January 2014 12:12 PM

bad, bird, freezer, frustration, head, helped, hung, lid, music, nice, nicely, offended, parrot, played, question, screams, sick, soft, softly, speak, spoke, squawks, started, stuck, swore, trooper, turkey, vocabulary, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2014 12:12 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Burglar caught!

Started by Groggy, 20th August 2005 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, bag, burglar, buried, caught, deep, dog, door, freak, gonna, grabbed, half, head, house, laughing, leaving, mcbag, mutt, paws, perfect, ribs, shed, shelf, shoulders, silly, snuck, started, teeth, thankfully, yelled

Replies: 17
Views: 12,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 10:23 PM; by RicB

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A Woodies Yarn

The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2012 11:24 AM

death, die, door, hope, house, leave, painful, replied, screaming, slow, stay, walking, wife, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:22 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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JOKES

The Queen's Riddle

Started by Big Shed, 24th May 2012 10:29 AM

answer, brother, cameron, canberra, child, david, father, federal, finally, friends, government, intelligent, julia, majesty, mens, minister, mother, people, precisely, prime, queen, queens, recognized, riddle, sister, smiled, swan, tony, wayne, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 11:32 AM; by Dengue

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JOKES

Memories...

Started by Groggy, 4th October 2011 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2011 08:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Acts 2:38 ..

Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM

238, 38s, act, acts, burglar, caught, church, cuffed, evening, home, intruder, knowing, lady, laugh, life, remember, replied, returned, robbing, save, scripture, send, stand, startled, stop, stopped, valuables, woman, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:02 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

VIP Impression

Started by Rodgera, 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM

appointed, blew, box, building, buttons, cardboard, division, employed, employees, fifty, fingers, firm, fuse, impression, lookout, machine, manufacturing, morning, poised, pressed, printing, quickly, scrambled, shut, start-up, tidy, unison, vip, wife, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 02:47 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

parrotted

Started by Biggles73, 5th February 2011 06:58 PM

arm, astonished, attitude, beg, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, door, dramatic, endeavor, extended, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, guy, half, hurt, language, minute, parrot, parrotted, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, yelled

Replies: 8
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 08:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

The sign

Started by fenderbelly, 8th December 2010 09:13 AM

bridge, church, covenant, curve, day, driver, heard, leaned, leave, local, lutheran, norwegian, nuts, ole, pastor, pounding, religious, rev, reverend, road, screeching, sign, skandihoovian, splash, sven, tink, tyres, window, yelled, yust

Replies: 2
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 08:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Australian Bird

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2010 01:06 PM

aussie, australia, australian, beak, bird, black, carton, creature, crow, driving, exotic, flying, fries, hey, huge, mcdonalds, nothin, outback, overhead, passenger, red-and-gold, road, spied, striking, stuck, toucan, western, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2010 09:47 PM; by robbo266317

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JOKES

A tourist on his way to Munruben

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2010 02:38 PM

boy, fork, hey, indicating, john, kid, matter, munruben, replied, road, route, sign, spotting, stopped, tourist, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2010 09:01 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

A little Dhristmas Story

Started by Dennis Millard, 25th December 2009 09:07 AM

ancient, banging, bell, chimed, christmas, committing, copped, desk, dhristmas, door, fairy, fighting, head, huge, lights, merry, nose, piping, punch, rudolph, santa, santacide, stood, stop, story, study, thinking, tradition, tree, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2009 10:10 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Life in Iraq

Started by Rodgera, 30th November 2009 09:39 PM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, iraq, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, life, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, soldier, truck, wing, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 05:07 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

When love fades

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2009 09:00 PM

allan, beef, called, chicken, dinner, dog, fades, head, heard, lamb, love, pull, sitting, sofa, talking, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Alan's neighbourly help

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 09:03 PM

alan, alans, attacled, battle, door, fighting, frantically, front, hand, hearing, looked, manage, neighbour, neighbourly, neighbours, noise, replied, stepped, taking, upper, wife, worth, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2009 03:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Alan from Wallan and his wife

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2009 04:57 PM

alan, alan2tsup2tsup, complaints, deaf, doctor, doctors, feeling, hope, horespital, jokes, looked, mend, office, sample, semen, sick, stool, told, underwear, urine, wallan, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 05:06 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Grumpy Old Man

Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM

agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 05:46 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Do I Pension em off...

Started by rod1949, 27th August 2009 10:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2006, blow, boots, brought, built, collect, demolition/construction, dirt, endured, enjoy, february, flig, foot, inside, months, outs, pension, regularly, site, solid, steps, thrown, tread, walk, walls, wearing, weekend, wore, yelled

Replies: 20
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2009 01:14 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pearly Gates

Started by wheelinround, 18th August 2009 09:23 AM

#$%$@, ago, approached, bike, bikie, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, outback, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, yas, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 09:23 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

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JOKES

Pearly Gates 2

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:36 PM

####, ago, approached, bike, bikie, cattle, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, ya’s, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:41 PM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

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JOKES

Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Country Road Information

Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2009 02:24 PM

100, answer, bit, called, city-slicker, confused, country, farmer, fast, fellow, field, information, inquired, metres, minutes, road, started, town, waiting, walk, walking, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 04:06 PM; by ant75s

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JOKES

Anger Management ... it really does work

Started by prozac, 2nd January 2009 11:07 PM

anger, answered, asshole, ave, bad, black, bmw, call, called, calling, coming, day, don, fairlight, front, hansen, hung, live, management, news, oaks, phone, quickly, ranch, spot, stop, time, work, yeah, yelled

Replies: 6
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 01:32 AM; by MatMann

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JOKES

Alan and Barry golfing

Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:53 PM

18th, alan, annoyed, approaches, ball, barry, clubhouse, considers, crying, dallying, golfing, hit, hole, iron, lines, looked, loud, paused, perfect, petes, playing, sake, shot, shouted, standing, tee, time, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 05:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Going cold turkey

Started by Ashore, 7th December 2008 01:55 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, cold, correct, door, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, peep, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 01:55 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Soldiers

Started by Grumpy John, 15th November 2008 09:27 AM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, frigid, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, shaking, soldier, soldiers, wing, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 11:12 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Construction site

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:49 AM

bag, brooklyn, brown, christ, coarse, construction, convent, correct, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, noticed, nun, shook, site, smile, spend, steelworkers, steelworks, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yea, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 10:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Rush Hour

Started by Rodgera, 1st May 2008 01:09 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 06:25 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

embarrassed ventriloquist

Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM

accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM

allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:19 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Car accident

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:20 PM

accident, allan, approached, arm, calendar, car, concerned, driver, drivers, entire, found, looked, mercedes, months, policeman, poor, ripped, rolex, scene, sir, stole, taking, yelled, yuppie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 09:29 PM; by malb

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JOKES

The End Is Near

Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2008 08:28 PM

bridge, car, clergyman, curve, driver, end, heard, hold, holding, late, leave, local, nuts, passing, pastor, planned, priest, religious, road, sign, sped, splash, stood, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:28 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Munruben pub problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM

accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Truck stuck

Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM

blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Prince Charles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:45 AM

,there, avoid, b@st@rd, camilla, charles, corner, day, decided, explanation, fifty, figured, hed, hooker, hundred, jog, jogged, jogging, outings, pair, past, pounds, prince, prostitutes, shed, street, tight, watched, wife, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 10:07 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Failed heating

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2007 08:11 PM

allan, barrys, bit, burning, butt, cigarette, door, dying, failed, front, heating, hope, house, mate, morris, phillip, stood, tight, time, wife, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

Drop your dax

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM

ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 04:59 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

blonde carpenters

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:57 PM; by wheelinround

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Paint

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:50 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:50 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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JOKES

Cut lunch

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM

bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

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