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More Bunnings

Started by Rebus, 10th July 2004 11:30 PM

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advice, bloke, bunnings, chatting, checkout, checkouts, day, deal, door, dozen, feeling, front, function;, goodbye, people, practising, queue, rely, replied, staff, themselves;, ticked, usefull, waiting, worse

Replies: 101
Views: 28,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2019 11:45 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Stay Off Your Bicycle

Started by gms002a, 5th August 2014 12:02 PM

andrea, arms, bicycle, body, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, fine, found, hair, hear, legs, lotion, nair, pharmacist, proceeded, recurring, remover, replied, schnauzer, stay, store, vet, veterinarian, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2014 01:55 PM; by rrich

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updates not arriving

Started by Chrism3, 16th July 2014 11:15 AM

arrived, arriving, confined, daily, includes, interruption, marketplace, question, recently, replied, response, service, subscribed, thread, threads, updates, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2014 11:42 AM; by steven

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Mixed up days

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2014 10:56 AM

allan, church, complain, days, delivered, forget, mixed, morning, newsagent, p.s, paper, rang, replied, saturday, submit, sunday, sundays, weekend.d

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2014 11:59 AM; by A Duke

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Last Rites

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:21 PM

accent, call, care, day, dead, donkey, father, front, fun, impression, irish, jones, jones;, kin, lawn, line, lying, matter, moment, morning, notify, obliged, omalley, reason, recognising, replied, rites, sergeant, true, wit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:21 PM; by John Saxton

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The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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fire engine

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:46 PM

cats, closer, collar, dog, dogs, engine, faster, fire, firefighter, girl, hung, ladders, looked, nearby, nice, noticed, partner, replied, rig, rope, run, siren, smile, station, testicles, thoughtfully, tie, tied, truck, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

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God Loves Drunk PeopleToo

Started by groverwa, 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guy, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, peopletoo, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM; by groverwa

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Rodgera and Fenderbelly go deer hunting

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th May 2014 11:08 AM

allan, bag, climbing, close, cope, crashed, crashes, deer, fenderbelly, hire, hunt, hunting, idea, informed, load, loaded, loading, middle, mountains, pilot, plane, power, pretty, reluctantly, replied, return, rodgera, shot, trip, wreckage

Replies: 5
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2014 09:51 AM; by wheelinround

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The real story of .com

Started by Big Shed, 16th April 2014 05:23 PM

abraham, brother, called, camel, dot, dots, drum, drums, dung, ecclesiastical, gates, hebrew, horsefly, insist, land, nomadic, price, real, replied, riches, sale, send, sound, started, story, tent, thou, thy, town, yahoo

Replies: 9
Views: 2,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2014 01:08 PM; by Dengue

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not so smart weight loss advice.......

Started by beer4all, 11th April 2014 02:06 PM

3km, 84km, added, advice, agreed, calculations, calories, day, evening, exercise, extremely, lose, loss, morning, needless, replied, self-conscious, sensitive, smart, start, struggling, subject, suggested, swmbo, time, toll, walk, war, weeks, weight

Replies: 3
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2014 04:24 AM; by Rodgera

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Anything Else?

Started by Rodgera, 4th April 2014 09:47 AM

added, avoid, dressing, girl, hint, mother, replied, salad, seated, stopped, table, thinking, trips, waitress

Replies: 3
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2014 04:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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Cosmetics

Started by Rodgera, 3rd April 2014 09:15 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2014 10:12 AM; by A Duke

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Drinking problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th March 2014 10:12 AM

allan, appetite, blood, cognac, cold, drink, drinking, genuine, grandma, grandmother, grandmothers, healthy, heavy, knowledge, lectured, lots, low, naturally, pressure, presure, problem, reach, red, replied, sick, staying, vodka, water, white, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 10:12 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Irate Diner

Started by Rodgera, 15th March 2014 10:35 AM

attention, catch, continued, diner, excuse, hand, irate, passing, raised, replied, waiter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2014 10:35 AM; by Rodgera

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Yanks....you gotta luv em

Started by rwbuild, 23rd February 2014 05:30 PM

australian, beautiful, burwood, central, fellow, gotta, language, luv, means, redfern, replied, stop, strathfield, told, train, traveller, yanks, yanksyou

Replies: 4
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2014 04:33 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Southern Grannies

Started by Bushmiller, 18th February 2014 11:49 PM

attorney, bench, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, defense, died, drinking, electric, entire, grannies, idiots, jones, knowing, law, lazy, mention, normal, quiet, replied, send, southern, stunned, voice, wife, women, worst, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2014 09:47 AM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2014 12:07 PM

bellowed, blonde, camping, cappuccino, comfy, cut, fish, heavens, hole, ice, joke, lord, manager, moved, opposite, positioning, poured, replied, rink, set, skating, skyward, started, stool, subject, tools, voice, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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the boy from Waikato ….

Started by MBM888, 17th February 2014 11:56 AM

boy, buy, earlier, feet, half, head, heads, impressed, insistent, leave, lettuce, manager, people, play, players, prostitutes, replied, right?replied, rugby, sir, situation, sold, son, waikato, whod, wife, zealand, zealand?the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2014 11:56 AM; by MBM888

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Heavenly rites

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:22 PM

accent, call, care, day, dead, donkey, father, front, fun, heavenly, impression, irish, jones, jones;, lawn, line, lying, matter, moment, morning, obliged, omalley, reason, recognising, replied, rites, sergeant, true, wit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:22 PM; by John Saxton

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Move the Car

Started by Rodgera, 14th January 2014 01:44 PM

address, boyfriend, car, daughter, displeased, door, evening, finally, grew, immediately, increasingly, knocked, late, losing, midnight, move, patience, replied, sharply, shortly, someones, studied, teenage, told, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 01:44 PM; by Rodgera

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House Cleaning

Started by Rodgera, 28th December 2013 01:12 PM

adolescent, cleaning, daughter, easy, excitedly, helped, home, house, housekeeping, informed, innocently, job, knowing, mom, neighbors, parents, replied, seldom, sort, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2013 07:53 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Bike.

Started by issatree, 21st December 2013 07:49 PM

bike, campus, choice, clothes, cycling, engineering, fitted, ground, nice, replied, students, threw, uni, women, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 08:10 PM; by issatree

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Mowing the lawn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th December 2013 03:56 PM

allan, board, instant, lawn, mowed, mowing, past, replied, rolls, send, tattslotto, truck, turf, week, wife, win, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Relatives

Started by groverwa, 11th December 2013 12:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2013 12:30 AM; by groverwa

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Three biscuits

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2013 05:25 PM

annoyed, ate, baker, beat, biscuit, biscuits, clever, fenderbelly, lightning, magic, notice, obtaining, pastry, pocket, promptly, replied, rodgera, rodgeras, scoffed, shop, speed, trick, whisks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2013 10:19 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Are You OK?

Started by Rodgera, 28th November 2013 12:20 PM

bed, bit, bounding, boy, carry, concerned, dinner, feel, fifteen-year-old, found, happy, house, matter, mom, replied, sick, son, stove, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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OBE Warranty

Started by Rodgera, 19th November 2013 10:59 AM

additional, age, attributes, boss, buy, carried, carry, concluded, consulted, continued, cost, decided, eighty-three, extolling, five-year, leave, lifetime, moment, obe, one-year, replied, returned, salesman, set, smiling, stay, television, warranty

Replies: 2
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2013 03:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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After Quasimodo's death - what happened next?

Started by Stewie D, 9th November 2013 01:47 PM

approach, armless, beautiful, belfry, bell, bishop, brother, campanologist, continued, dame, day, death, decided, due, excellency, happened, heart, interviews, notre, quasimodo, quasimodos, replied, ringer, rings, rushed, sadly, scroll, street, strike, wait

Replies: 3
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:54 PM; by Pac man

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JOKES

The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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Leftovers

Started by Rodgera, 26th September 2013 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

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Closer

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2013 11:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 11:07 PM; by Rodgera

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not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM

abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM; by Rodgera

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is PAR a control freak.

Started by splirky, 1st July 2013 08:44 PM

approval, boat, builder, control, domain, freak, master, par, replied, replies, started, subject, thread

Replies: 3
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2013 05:27 PM; by nrb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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smart

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:41 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2013 12:43 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 05:16 PM; by Sturdee

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Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

Replies: 0
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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I got a complement, I think.

Started by KBs PensNmore, 5th June 2013 11:01 PM

bondi, chest, complement, kryn, lady, lovely, manly, replied, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2013 06:31 PM; by rwbuild

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Aldi Job application

Started by gms002a, 6th April 2013 08:41 AM

####, aldi, answer, application, barn, bathroom, blink, day, f%^$, fastest, flip, found, guts, house, impressed, instant, jennifer, job, light, meself, obvious, pasture, question, ran, replied, speed, switch, wall, wally, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:31 PM; by hp8

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Walking the dog

Started by Breslau, 29th March 2013 12:08 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, father, garage, gas, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replied, returned, round, scent, stole, surprised, thread, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2013 12:08 PM; by Breslau

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Crux of the Matter

Started by Rodgera, 28th March 2013 10:56 AM

attorney, court, crux, district, easy, elicit, federal, finally, honor, hour, information, judge, lawyer, matter, paid, prominent, prompted, question, replied, response, sitting, times, unsuccessfully, watching, witness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 11:11 AM; by Mutawintji

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Medical Student

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2013 11:04 AM

arm, bill, break, congratulated, day, door, driveway, due, earlier, fix, graduated, hectic, learned, medical, moved, replied, schedule, spotted, student, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2013 02:36 PM; by rrich

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Availability of Wattyl Natural Teak Oil (Scandinavian)

Started by LGS, 11th March 2013 04:06 PM

availability, burnishing, cans, confirm, cos, current, dramas, finishing, funny, litre, natural, oil, ooops, product, rang, raw, replied, rightrolleyes, rob, run, scandinavian, stocks, teak, timber, timbero, warehouse, wattyl, wrong, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 2,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2013 04:26 PM; by antiphile

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FINISHING

Chapped lips

Started by MBM888, 8th March 2013 12:19 PM

backside, chapped, cure, drover, heat”, horse, horse;, kisses, lifts, lips, replied, scorching, sweaty, tale, tourist, walks, watches, “does

Replies: 0
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2013 12:19 PM; by MBM888

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Wardrobe Install - Not as requested. Opinions?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th February 2013 09:50 AM

break, carpet, completed, completion, cornice, cover, cut, deduction, doubt, gap, install, installers, intact, job, joinery, leave, left, lunch, manufacturer, mention, notch, notched, panel, replied, request, requested, robes, slide, wardrobes, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 2,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 09:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Far fetched

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2013 08:05 PM

allan, antiques, bros, celebrated, century, condition, dogs, fetch, fetched, idea, johns, london, ooh, operated, paddy, presenter, produced, rare, replied, road, set, sticks, stuffed, taxidermists, valued, wear, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 08:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Made a donkey out of him

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2013 10:00 AM

allan, aye, bit, blinking, call, care, day, dead, donkey, eyelid, father, front, fun, impression, jones, kin, lads, lawn, matter, notify, obliged, omalley, oyer, people, reason, replied, sergeant, tis, true, wag

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2013 04:39 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

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