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  1. The late Great Watson

    Started by ubeaut, 24th May 2023 12:09 AM
    1942, 2013, administrator, army, aus, australian, bands, december, distinction, forums, infancy, late, lot, middle, noel, october, playing, renovate, rock, roll, scene, served, songs, stars, thunderbirds, vietnam, watson, watsonnoel, woodwork, writing
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 8,702
    Last Post: 20th September 2023 07:55 PM
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  2. Easy Eggs

    Started by Rodgera, 30th January 2014 10:27 AM
    army, breakfast, burden, cheerfully, cook, counter, cracked, easiest, easy, eggs, exercise, field, handed, harassed, line, looked, morning, noticed, plate, sunday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,386
    Last Post: 4th February 2014 09:07 AM
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  3. The best lawyer ...

    Started by groverwa, 24th October 2013 05:54 PM
    apology, army, array, beaten, blind, children, confined, cut, disabilities, disabled, dreadful, humiliated, idea, lawyer, learning, makes, private, requiring, research, salvation, sisters, stammer, stricken, support, thirdly, unable, veteran, volunteer, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,238
    Last Post: 24th October 2013 05:54 PM
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  4. The donkey

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM
    animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,133
    Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM
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  5. Who am I: Number VI

    Started by Mutawintji, 2nd May 2013 02:15 PM
    advantage, affair, allowed, army, bananas, chess, choice, commander, cool, disadvantage, found/used, german, googling, greg, leader, move, number, opponent, origin, person, victor, zugzwang
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 5,441
    Last Post: 7th May 2013 08:01 AM
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  6. Who am I: Number II

    Started by Mutawintji, 4th April 2013 02:47 PM
    army, attack, attacked, awarded, braveness, commander, counter, country, credit, destroyed, eisenhower, enemy, friendly, military, mind, modest, montgomery, named, number, owed, person, position, quiet, received, retiring, type, undervalue, victory, war, world
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 5,422
    Last Post: 10th April 2013 07:46 PM
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  7. Ever increasing electricity and water bills

    Started by hp8, 26th February 2013 02:09 PM
    aargh, afford, army, bill, bills, cities, climatic, conditions, devastating, economic, electricity, enterprise, essential, expect, governments~, increasing, instability, mud, people, power, private, privatised, ravaged, rebuild, services, soldier, start, time, towns, water
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,890
    Last Post: 5th March 2013 01:16 PM
    by Wongo  Go to last post
  8. Life in the Australian Army...

    Started by MBM888, 15th October 2012 03:43 PM
    army, australian, bad, bed, bloody, boozer, boxes, boys, brekky, brothers, carried, city, cows, coz, dad, doug, eromanga, feed, foot, gotta, life, mum, phil, quick, reload, shooting, stone, truck, west, wrestle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,370
    Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:52 PM
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  9. Hello from Brazil

    Started by TOGUN, 21st January 2012 11:06 AM
    army, bad, brazil, braziliam, carlos, contribute, english, folks, forive, forum, hope, hug, knifemaking, retired, woodturnig, woodworking
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,217
    Last Post: 29th January 2012 09:46 AM
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  10. Hello from Brazil

    Started by TOGUN, 21st January 2012 11:08 AM
    army, bad, brazil, braziliam, carlos, contribute, english, folks, forgive, forum, hope, hug, knifemaking, retired, woodturnig, woodworking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,006
    Last Post: 26th January 2012 08:40 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post
  11. Army Nurse Training

    Started by Rodgera, 17th November 2010 12:07 PM
    army, arose, blow, camera, daily, desired, entire, feminine, field, final, girlfriend, jealous, line, mess, mud, nurse, occurred, picture, pride, private, prove, rain, rained, reason, set, swampy, tent, training, waited, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,365
    Last Post: 21st November 2010 11:36 PM
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  12. G'day from Iraq

    Started by woodsman86, 26th February 2010 04:34 AM
    army, building, complete, deployed, gday, home, hunny-do, iraq, joined, learn, list, military, research, self-sustaining, soldier, tour, welder, wood
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,106
    Last Post: 28th February 2010 08:42 PM
    by Billy  Go to last post
  13. In a pickle with painting interior

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th October 2009 12:50 AM
    army, brittle, bubbles, double, due, eagerness, entire, existing, flakes, flaky, gloss, green, hall, house, interior, light, paint, painted, painting, peel, power, pretty, read, renovateforum.com, sanding, scrape, strips, stuffed, thread, tools
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,324
    Last Post: 26th October 2009 12:50 AM
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  14. Introducing myself

    Started by groeneaj, 30th September 2009 02:38 PM
    2tsup, activities, andy, answering, army, book, bought, excellent, forward, frustrating, furnishing, helped, hiring, hobby, house, in/maintain, introducing, keenly, kindest, library, love, melbourne, months, past, progression, questions, quickly, relaxing, times, woodworking/handyman
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,179
    Last Post: 2nd October 2009 11:27 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post
  15. G'day from country N.S.W ...KELLY COUNTRY

    Started by Swarm, 6th September 2009 04:00 AM
    <font size="6">, anti, army, bad, brought, cars, country, double, farming, forum, gday, home, iam, idea, kelly, life, lovely, married, military, n.s.w, nsw, shed, social, standards, time, tolerate, tools, wife, woman, word
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,667
    Last Post: 8th September 2009 12:23 PM
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  16. A great man. My war hero.

    Started by rgum, 8th June 2009 02:54 PM
    america, army, bed, bless, clemens, coffin, fought, gaza, god, great, guadalcannal, hero, house, japanese, leg, lost, man, marines, martin, night, peace, proud, proudly, saluted, serving, solomans, time, told, war, whiskey
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,957
    Last Post: 21st June 2009 05:47 PM
    by rgum  Go to last post
  17. 3 day pass

    Started by munruben, 15th June 2009 11:24 PM
    3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, officer, pass, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, three-day, white
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,421
    Last Post: 19th June 2009 09:23 PM
    by sodastream  Go to last post

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  18. The Sergeant

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM
    army, bewildered, die, discharged, grave, line, private, replied, sarge, sergeant, snarled, spit, stand, suppose, tough, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 946
    Last Post: 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM
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  19. A young recruit's letter home...

    Started by Woodwould, 19th March 2009 02:43 PM
    army, bad, bed, bloody, boori, boys, brekky, city, cows, coz, dad, doug, eromanga, feed, foot, gotta, home, jack, letter, mum, phil, quick, recruit, roo, shooting, steady, steve, stone, west, young
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,411
    Last Post: 20th March 2009 11:12 PM
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  20. Newguy here!

    Started by teacher196, 12th March 2009 08:46 AM
    army, arts, aspects, campbell, chance, city, country, don, drafting, electricity, enjoy, g-day, grades, handle, industrial, introduce, mates, metalworking, newguy, program--, projects, retired, rto, shop, taught, teacher, time, visit, wellington, woodworking
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,379
    Last Post: 19th March 2009 12:24 AM
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  21. The Irish Army

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM
    100, army, bombers, calls, cleared, cockpit, couple, day, equipment, increased, inform, irish, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, saints, sarkozy, shotguns, silent, spoke, throat, war
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,610
    Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:07 PM
    by Sawdust Maker  Go to last post

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  22. Tricks Of The Trade

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2008 03:20 PM
    0.1414, 2.4, army, bloke, chilean, diagnol, father, grid, land, learnt, length, mark, measurement, meters, mines, multiply, picked, post, read, renovateforum.com, squared, thread, trada, trade, trick, tricks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,373
    Last Post: 22nd November 2008 03:20 PM
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  23. In the army

    Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:15 PM
    army, arranged, behaving, concluded, deranged, discharge, found, frown, it.”, it”, noticed, oddly, paper, pick, picked, piece, psychologically, psychologist, soldier, soldiers, tested, time, wrote, “thats, “this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,335
    Last Post: 22nd September 2008 10:15 PM
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  24. Sale Of The Century

    Started by Barry Hicks, 21st April 2008 12:18 PM
    1963, alleged, army, books, british, century, cheesemongers, close, conservastive, conservative, dallas, experiences, fawkes, ghandis, goosey, guy, happened, homosexuals, jewish, nationality, november, party, pope, prison, question, quizmaster, regiments, sale, watching, written
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    Last Post: 21st April 2008 03:03 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  25. Brave soldiers

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th April 2008 12:30 PM
    ambition, army, bad, bed, brave, brush, chronic, day, disease, front, gum, major, minutes, piles, private, sick, sir, soldier, soldiers, syphilis, treatment, visiting, wire
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,225
    Last Post: 9th April 2008 09:11 PM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  26. Army

    Started by Elbow, 28th March 2008 08:44 AM
    army, bad, bed, bloody, boori, boys, break, brekky, brothers, careful, cartridges, city, comfortable, cows, coz, doug, easy, ekka, feed, fighting, foot, gotta, jack, load, mum, phil, quick, real, stone, wrestle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,425
    Last Post: 28th March 2008 02:12 PM
    by Calm  Go to last post

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  27. Secret Service

    Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM
    army, christmas, church, coming, day, door, easter, friend, front, grabbed, hand, hands, join, lord, pastor, preacher, pulled, questioned, secret, service, shake, standing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,150
    Last Post: 9th March 2008 07:31 AM
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  28. listen and learn

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM
    army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,278
    Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM
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  29. What They Put In The Tea

    Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd February 2008 12:28 PM
    allan, army, beginning, home, john, replies, retirement, shady, sitting, stuff, tea, times, tree, war, yair, yarning
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,171
    Last Post: 24th February 2008 12:04 AM
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  30. Scrapheap Challenge

    Started by Fuzzie, 17th February 2008 10:46 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    abc2, army, balmy, called, catch, caught, challenge, dinner, drivel, enjoyable, episode, guide, night, recall, saturday, scrapheap, skim, usual, week
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,870
    Last Post: 21st February 2008 08:18 AM
    by HappyHammer  Go to last post
  31. More Sorry Suggestions

    Started by dazzler, 10th February 2008 10:52 AM
    18 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 18
    add, apologising, army, behalf, born, channel, cheers, clothes, control, dazzler, excited, excuse, exiling, family, feel, free, grandfather, grandmother, hugenot, islands, land, list, mother, ring, short, stealing, suggestions, taking, uncle, wearing
    • Replies: 264
    • Views: 24,994
    Last Post: 15th February 2008 07:53 AM
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  32. Sale item

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:51 PM
    allan, army, buy, discovered, displayed, dying, hope, item, local, mate, pair, prominently, sale, salvation, section, shop, sign, time, touses, trousers, woodie, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,200
    Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:39 AM
    by pawnhead  Go to last post

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  33. I can't take the noise any longer!

    Started by ciscokid, 6th July 2007 02:58 AM
    army, ceiling, fixing, hear, laying, longer, noise, paper, roof, roofers, shingles, sounds, stripping, stuff, tar, time
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,740
    Last Post: 9th July 2007 11:02 PM
    by Dean  Go to last post
  34. Life in the Australian Army

    Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2007 02:59 PM
    army, australian, bad, bed, bloody, boxes, boys, brekky, brothers, city, complain, cows, coz, dad, doug, eromanga, feed, foot, gotta, life, mum, phil, quick, reload, steady, stone, truck, west, word, wrestle
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,546
    Last Post: 15th March 2007 01:34 AM
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  35. Computer Tech Joke

    Started by Felder, 1st March 2007 11:28 AM
    army, attempts, barrel, blown, boot, camp, computer, drafted, end”, fine, finest, finger, hand, industry’s, joke, leaving, looked, missed, range, report, rifle, shots, squeezed, target, tech, techs, trigger, trouble, yelled, “it’s
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,326
    Last Post: 1st March 2007 02:35 PM
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  36. Looking for Herman

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM
    afternoon, army, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, god, guy, herman, home, hurry, husband, issued, kitchen, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stick, stuff, suddenly, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,059
    Last Post: 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM
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  37. Ireland Declares War On France

    Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM
    100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,346
    Last Post: 13th November 2006 10:19 AM
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  38. Remembrance Day

    Started by fred.n, 29th October 2006 12:03 PM
    11th, 1988, armitiste, army, couple, day, dayspelling, forget, found, heading, hope, november, overseas, poem, poppy, post, remembrance, swmbo, wear, weeks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,267
    Last Post: 30th October 2006 08:19 AM
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  39. aunt mildred

    Started by goat, 31st July 2006 07:49 AM
    93-year-old, admitted, army, aunt, breast, burden, called, death, decided, doctor, doctors, gunshot, heart, hospital, husband, inquire, join, kill, knee.d, left, mildred, miss, night, office, organ, thinking, vegetable, vital, woman, wound
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,055
    Last Post: 31st July 2006 07:49 AM
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  40. Funnies about life

    Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:08 PM
    afternoon, army, breakfast, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, funnies, god, guy, herman, home, husband, issued, life, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stuff, suddenly, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,233
    Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:08 PM
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  41. the aussie army

    Started by ele__13, 10th March 2006 10:39 PM
    army, aussie, bad, bed, bloody, boys, break, brekky, brothers, bull, careful, city, cows, coz, doug, easy, feed, fighting, foot, gotta, mum, phil, quick, real, reload, rollbar, roo, shooting, stone, west
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,563
    Last Post: 11th March 2006 08:01 PM
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  42. Army retirement

    Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM
    accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,337
    Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM
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  43. Charity

    Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 12:03 PM
    apology, army, beaten, begins, blind, charity, children, completely, confined, cut, disabled, huge, humiliated, idea, lawyer, money, mortgage, research, salvation, sisters, stammer, stricken, support, thirdly, tutors, unable, veteran, volunteer, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,289
    Last Post: 18th October 2005 12:03 PM
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  44. Animal cruelty …. Time for legal action.

    Started by Sir Stinkalot, 7th April 2005 09:57 PM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    action, animal, army, beat, bought, cat, caught, charged, courts, cruelty, death, don’t, feel, hands, heard, isn’t, jail, kids, kitten, legal, leniency, personnel, puppy, sentence, sickos, stand, story, system, time, torturing
    • Replies: 56
    • Views: 5,781
    Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM
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  45. Join the Army

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:22 PM
    army, bad, bed, boxes, boys, bull, city, cow, coz, doug, ekka, feed, firing, foot, gotta, hit, johnsons, join, kilos, phil, piece, quick, reload, rollbar, roo, shooting, steady, target, truck, wrestle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,207
    Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:22 PM
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  46. Helicopter Accidents

    Started by TOMARTOM, 10th December 2004 02:47 PM
    $2000, accidents, actual, amazed, army, attending, control, demonstrating, demonstration, happened, heli, helicopter, helicopters, hobby, huey, hugging, imagined, kids, link, occurred, pricing, solely, stay, store, sucking, swinging, teddy, thumb, tony, woodwork
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,594
    Last Post: 11th December 2004 12:41 AM
    by Dean  Go to last post
  47. how not to park your army tank!

    Started by Kev Y., 29th October 2004 06:16 PM
    army, hand, highly, park, protect, serve, skilled, staff, tank, trained
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    Last Post: 29th October 2004 06:16 PM
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  48. Quick thinking on the front lines

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM
    3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, front, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, lines, officer, pass, quick, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, thinking, three-day, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,247
    Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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  49. Army

    Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:33 AM
    admiral, afternoon, air, aircraft, airman, army, change, chief, colonel, difference, dollar, engine, field, fighter, force, hand, house, jet, navy, officer, phone, pilot, replied, seaman, sir, soldier, stuck, tower, whore, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,455
    Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:33 AM
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  50. helicopter problems

    Started by Ivor, 9th February 2004 03:31 PM
    airframes, armed, army, australian, breaking, choppers, cracks, entire, fleet, flown, forces, god, ground, helicopter, helicopters, indefinitely, issues, news, picture, post, problems, ran, sea, sign, sprite, squadron, starting, submarine, technical
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,537
    Last Post: 9th February 2004 03:31 PM
    by Ivor  Go to last post

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