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I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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Hello from Fife,Scotland.

Started by Mark McGrath, 14th October 2013 12:07 AM

age, engineering, fife, fitter/turner, forum, forums, hello.i, it.i, joined, machtool, mark, metalwork, names, past, phil, ran, reached, recognise, retiring, scotland, served, shops, thirty, time, times, touch, week, years.i

Replies: 11
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2014 06:53 AM; by .RC.

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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The Wife

Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM

answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”

Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 06:18 PM; by A Duke

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Foreign Pizza

Started by Rodgera, 4th October 2012 09:41 AM

american, bows, business, businessman, care, concierge, deeply, deliver, delivery, door, earth, food, foreign, guy, hotel, japan, japanese, luck, minutes, pepper, phone, pizza, sneezing, starts, takes, tells, thirty, trip, uncontrollably

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 09:41 AM; by Rodgera

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Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 2,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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Staff Meeting

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2012 10:29 PM

afternoons, argue, boss, employees, explained, finally, friday, learned, meeting, nerve, scheduled, staff, thirty, time, week, weekly, why…

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Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2012 08:33 AM; by rrich

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Hi wake up

Started by BEKKY, 28th July 2010 04:43 PM

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Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2010 08:31 PM; by RETIRED

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g'day

Started by danielhobby, 28th December 2009 08:09 PM

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Views: 863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2009 07:43 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Childbirth at 65

Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2009 10:53 AM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:33 PM; by wheelinround

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The Marriage Fairy

Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 11:00 AM; by Lignin

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A question about extension cords

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th February 2009 03:30 PM

cord, cords, distance, extension, fifty, guess, holders, join, joined, length, limit, metres, plug, plugs, power, question, read, renovateforum.com, run, safe, shed, temporarily, thirty, thread, trouble, wether, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2009 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

rules men live by

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 12:16 PM

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Replies: 14
Views: 4,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 08:52 AM; by Jim Carroll

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The early bird.

Started by Papa, 5th December 2008 05:05 PM

7am, bird, catch, door, early, fifteen, front, happened, knocking, minutes, noon, thirty

Replies: 4
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2008 10:38 AM; by Papa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Modern Parable

Started by Big Shed, 27th November 2008 01:03 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 07:21 PM; by Big Shed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh so simple - Oh so easy! and cheap!!

Started by Black Ned, 4th September 2007 04:42 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 07:29 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The UP word

Started by Rodgera, 15th August 2007 07:46 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 11:03 AM; by munruben

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An Inspirational Deck

Started by Dusty, 7th April 2007 12:59 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2007 06:16 PM; by David L

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DECKING

Fawlty Towers II

Started by Shedhand, 27th November 2006 10:54 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:41 PM; by MurrayD99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Easy to Read Posts

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 04:44 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

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Replies: 37
Views: 9,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2006 08:37 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Menopause

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:39 PM; by outback

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What a Book

Started by Bruce Micheal, 5th February 2005 06:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 18
Views: 3,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2005 04:46 PM; by markharrison

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FINISHING

Harbord Diggers - Is it still there?

Started by beejay1, 23rd January 2005 07:43 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2005 10:48 AM; by lbarnes

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Attack

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 10:59 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 10:59 AM; by Barry_White

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Thought(s) for the day

Started by Iain, 23rd January 2004 06:28 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2004 10:36 PM; by AlexS

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Best Ever Blonde Joke....

Started by oges, 29th August 2001 08:00 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 4,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2001 07:46 AM; by oges

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so true

Started by Gino, 25th October 2000 04:34 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2000 04:34 PM; by Gino

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I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Hello from Fife,Scotland.

The Alphabet Wife

The Wife

Foreign Pizza

Smart Girl

Staff Meeting

Hi wake up

g'day

Childbirth at 65

The Marriage Fairy

A question about extension cords

rules men live by

The early bird.

A Modern Parable

Oh so simple - Oh so easy! and cheap!!

The UP word

An Inspirational Deck

Fawlty Towers II

Easy to Read Posts

Intimations of mortality.

Menopause

What a Book

Harbord Diggers - Is it still there?

Attack

Thought(s) for the day

Best Ever Blonde Joke....

so true