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Sometimes SWMBO Knows Best

Started by rrich, 19th June 2015 05:18 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2015 05:18 AM; by rrich

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HAVE YOUR SAY

SWMBO at it again

Started by Rodgera, 15th March 2015 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2015 09:11 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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JOKES

Swmbo pickin'on me

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2015 09:45 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2015 09:45 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Lotto Win/win situation

Started by Rodgera, 16th May 2014 11:33 AM

$12, breakfast, half, husband, i’d, leave, lotto, lotto?”, situation, stay, swmbo, touch”, win or win, win/win, won, yesterday, you”, “great”, “what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2014 11:23 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

High School Reunion

Started by Rodgera, 7th May 2014 05:26 PM

beat, bulging, crowd, expensive, farm, glanced, graduated, guy, high, hillside, kilos, living, noticed, proud, result, reunion, rocky, school, stomachs, suit, suits, swmbo, wear, weighed, well-dressed, wife, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2014 09:44 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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JOKES

On the Scale

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2014 11:15 AM

aboard, avoided, called, climb, eyeglasses, finally, glasses, grab, kilos, nerve, read, scale, stepped, swmbo, unable, weigh

Replies: 3
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2014 10:06 PM; by skot

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JOKES

Not so smart weight loss advice.......

Started by beer4all, 11th April 2014 02:06 PM

3km, 84km, added, advice, agreed, calculations, calories, day, evening, exercise, extremely, lose, loss, morning, needless, replied, self-conscious, sensitive, smart, start, struggling, subject, suggested, swmbo, time, toll, walk, war, weeks, weight

Replies: 3
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2014 04:24 AM; by Rodgera

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Cosmetics

Started by Rodgera, 3rd April 2014 09:15 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2014 10:12 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Hospital Bracelet

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM

admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 04:54 PM; by Christos

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JOKES

Refrigerator Repair Service

Started by Rodgera, 22nd March 2014 07:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2014 07:32 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

At It Again!

Started by artme, 1st March 2014 05:00 PM

anchor, beach, bench, bingo, bolted, bolts, bromeliads, cordylines, dracenas, ducked, fellow, garden, home, knackered, lathe, morning, pick, plants, removing, scrounging, spotted, swmbo, tomorrowrolleyes, town, tropical

Replies: 0
Views: 988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2014 05:00 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

restoring a red cedar table and chairs

Started by Kev Y., 15th February 2014 04:57 PM

answer, begin, bookcasewall, cedar, chairs, colour, dining, finish, finished, gloss, installing, internet, kev, matt, original, pack, paint, plan, question, red, restore, restoring, sand, semi/satin, striped, swmbo, swmbos, table, timber, unit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2014 04:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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FINISHING

G'dayfrom Mansfield, Vic.

Started by Stevexlv, 12th January 2014 01:03 PM

banish, bench, bit, cruised, desk, doghouse, forum, forward, garage, gdayfrom, info, lot, mansfield, office, pretty, projects, results, running, school, seperate, sharing, shed, simple, starting, steveu, sturdy, surplus, swmbo, vic, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2014 05:37 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Windshield

Started by Rodgera, 14th December 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2013 08:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cleaning Silicone

Started by cava, 26th October 2013 06:58 PM

acetone, appreciated, avail, bathroom, cleaning, doh, floor, found, impressed, mentioned, methylated, pertinent, previously, quick, search, silicone, spirits, swmbo, tiles

Replies: 6
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2013 10:56 AM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Open

Started by Rodgera, 15th October 2013 10:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 10:41 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Should a canary be mandatory in your kitchen?

Started by Bushmiller, 12th September 2013 08:48 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

birds, canaries, canary, century, delve, detect, dupont, gas, gases, independent, kitchen, mandatory, mines, nineteenth, non-stick, non-stock-coating, poisonous, presence, products, pursue, reading, realised, recent, suggested, susceptible, swmbo, teflon, temperatures, testing, underground

Replies: 51
Views: 5,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2013 05:22 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Walmart people

Started by BobL, 8th July 2013 11:43 AM

7am, anounces, bed, bedroom, bit, book, boots, change, dear, door, fills, glasses, horse, manky, morning, pair, pause, peers, people, reading, riding, sitting, sleeve, stop, swmbo, tea, thongs, ugg, vehicles, walmart

Replies: 14
Views: 2,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2013 11:27 PM; by pmcgee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

There are great people in the world.

Started by artme, 26th August 2013 10:14 PM

beak, bris, bromeliads, coming, cruising, don, drive, fellow, free, friends, great, home, including, lawn, mowing, payment, people, plants, pots, promised, return, round, spotted, sticky, streeets, swmbo, toogoom, weekend, weel, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2013 10:13 AM; by Mulgabill

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Glass bits and pieces

Started by feralwoody, 28th June 2013 02:52 PM

3mm, anymore, bits, box, broken, buy, chasing, close, coast, coloured, complains, easier, glass, house, leadlights, louvers, mid, nsw, nth, piece, pieces, plain, qld, qlder, repairs, restoration, restores, rid, sheet, swmbo

Replies: 1
Views: 2,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2013 10:37 PM; by pinky2012

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LEADLIGHT

American Idol

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2013 01:00 PM

american, hey, idle, idol, joke, left, minute, note, spelled, swmbo, wait, wr---

Replies: 1
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2013 02:44 PM; by Tim the Timber Turner

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JOKES

What is this stuff????

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th June 2013 09:40 AM

beat, board, brown, cent, clues, cover, dark, deposit, dust, floor, laundry, mornings, picture, piece, read, renovateforum.com, runs, skirting, stuff, swept, swmbo, thread, toilet, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2013 09:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Emergency Call

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2013 10:39 AM

afternoon, answered, call, centre, clerk, date, daughter, emergency, everythings, fearing, fine, home, hour, immediately, left, managers, mobile, mom, office, paged, phone, rushed, shoes, shopping, swmbo, teenage, wear, worst, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 11:00 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Accommodation suggestions in or near Olympic Park

Started by Lyle, 2nd June 2013 11:35 AM

accomm, accommodation, b&b, cabin, car, caravan, concord, embroidery, experiences, good/bad, googleing, have/include, june, late, lyle, motel, nights, olympic, park, parking, sort, suggestions, swmbo, sydney, wondered, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2013 09:10 AM; by Lyle

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wrinkle Cream

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2013 09:19 AM

answered, cream, dinner, grand-daughter, nan, natural, nine-year-old, putting, ready, swmbo, walked, walking, wrinkle

Replies: 0
Views: 926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2013 09:19 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Heimlich Maneuver

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2013 09:34 AM

cheque, close, continue, coughing, doh, encourage, hand, heimlich, honey, husband, imagine, insurance, life, mail, maneuver, moved, party, playing, premium, quiet, remember, role, scene, shoulder, swmbo, talk, victims, week, whispered, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2013 09:34 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Good Friday (not ecclesiastical)

Started by Bushmiller, 6th April 2013 09:45 AM

150mm, bloke, contact, dropped, drove, ecclesiastical, equipment, friday, front, good, ground, home, jack, lad, lads, leafspring, lifted, load, local, racq, rear, recognised, spare, stopped, suspension, swmbo, town, trailer, vehicle, wheel

Replies: 9
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2013 08:39 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What's going on at Sturt?

Started by Pac man, 16th February 2013 12:55 PM

family, function, goin, photos, stuck, sturt, swmbo

Replies: 6
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2013 05:56 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
EVENTS

Found in the Attic

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2013 02:17 PM

ago, answered, attic, batteries, black, cleaning, continued, cool, exclaimed, grand, hey, invented, keys, kids, leaving, letters, manual, nan, page, paper, persisted, plug, print, spare, striking, swmbo, time, typewriter, uncovered, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2013 05:58 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Muffins

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Newly Married

Started by Rodgera, 18th January 2013 01:05 PM

bride, father, feeling, fortune, honey, insecure, left, married, matter, newly, replied, sweetly, swmbo

Replies: 0
Views: 803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 01:05 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Used Car

Started by Rodgera, 22nd December 2012 03:39 PM

bought, bounced, car, clasped, corner, cpr, doubt, drove, five-year-old, hand, observed, parked, pedestrian, proceeded, quickly, released, repeated, shock, shoulders, squared, standing, start, suspension, swmbo, test, time, times, told, weight, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2012 07:18 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Bureaucracy Gone Mad?

Started by Bushmiller, 29th November 2012 11:58 PM

age, appeared, benefit, bureaucracy, card, cards, colleague, colour, difficult, driving, explanation, eye, final, found, gear, hair, helpful, indignity, learned, losing, mad, pamphlet, paul, pop, replace, swept, swmbo, wallet, weeks, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2012 08:18 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Steel Blue Boots

Started by jmk89, 16th August 2012 12:57 PM

blue, boots, buying, capped, comments, day, fathers, favourable, hinting, offspring, pressie, steel, swmbo, thinking, users, views

Replies: 13
Views: 2,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2012 01:55 AM; by dmaher

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SAFETY

G'day from France

Started by britinfrance, 9th November 2012 12:15 PM

1730, airs, bathroom, bedroom, beer, built, character, cheers, cleaner, days, france, gday, ground, guess, house, insulation, like], modelled, obeyed, plaster, plumbing, process, records, rest, retired, scratch, swmbo, weathers, wine, women

Replies: 6
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2012 12:01 AM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

After Five?

Started by Grumpy John, 23rd October 2012 11:58 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

armpits, christmas, dacks, dress, hendrix, holes, home, invitation, party, received, rolleyes, shirt, swmbo, tee, trakky, wear, ~15

Replies: 39
Views: 3,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 05:55 PM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

40th Birthday surprise

Started by Rodgera, 18th October 2012 10:14 AM

30th, 40-year-old, 40th, bedroom, birthday, body, buy, clothes, discharged, dressed, dug, expected, guess, hint, hoping, hospital, limp, means, offered, outfit, surprise, swmbo, ten, walk, waltzed, wardrobe, week, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2012 07:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Plubber Lubbers

Started by Ian Smith, 3rd October 2012 10:23 AM

blurred, brings, brisbane, bus, daisy, dictionary, distance, eggs, everytime, folks, forgot, glass, heart, lots, lubbers, moving, pass, plubber, reads, road, share, shot, site, smile, swmbo, town, translate, window, yesterday, zoom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 09:32 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

ANYONE GOING TO: Canberra Show then back to Sydney this Fri / Sat

Started by Pac man, 29th August 2012 03:42 PM

1st, approval, authority, buy, canberra, catch, chance, dad, day, delgated, fathers, fri, gift, knife, mssrs, pick, post, received, sat, swmbo, sydney, unable, vesper, week, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 11:36 PM; by Pac man

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

Guarded LOL

Started by Rodgera, 3rd August 2012 10:06 AM

beautiful, children, doin, face-mask, gently, grandson, green, guarded, heard, interlude, lol, mask, morning, nanna, pale, putting, rarely, replied, stood, swmbo, told, wifeaka, years-old, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:25 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Good service

Started by artme, 31st July 2012 10:05 PM

affable, air, apleasant, beach, bee, carried, dundowran, experience, fellas, firm, forward, good, instance, job, kitchen, modification, month, move, pleased, prompt, responses, service, standard, start, swmbo, time, tradespeople, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2012 10:05 PM; by artme

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Some doctor!

Started by artme, 13th July 2012 11:07 PM

days, doctor, finally, kite, plans, problem?he, swmbo, terrible, walked, wind

Replies: 2
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2012 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Moving

Started by artme, 21st June 2012 08:37 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup, aluminium, attitude, bay, beach, bit, bloke, brisbane, carole, courteous, dundowran, eco, fair, frank, helpful, hervey, jacobs, jobbing, meet, merra, moving, park, people, propackers, sold, storage, swmbo, tana, ullrich, west

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2012 11:33 PM; by Scally

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lawn eating parrots

Started by Boringgeoff, 21st May 2012 09:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

chillie/cayenne, decimating, destructive, deterrant, dog/cat/rabbit/bird, eating, geoff, grass, hair, home, house, ideas, lawn, lincoln, loved, mix, mongrels, parrots, patch, pepper, pests, port, previously, pulling, sprayed, swmbo, taste, time, twentyeight, water

Replies: 29
Views: 3,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2012 10:30 AM; by Boringgeoff

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sometimes it pays to remove your ear muffs

Started by BobL, 10th May 2012 04:55 PM

bit, blood, cut, divots, drill, ear, endearment, fing, finger, half, heard, hole, idjiot, kinder, left, lot, muffs, palm, pays, remove, removed, ring, sharp, stop, swmbo, sympathetic, terms, towel, twist, worse

Replies: 12
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2012 12:27 PM; by Robson Valley

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SAFETY

My Bucket List

Started by Grumpy John, 17th December 2011 08:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, 930, after/if, birthday, booked, bucket, crossing, feel, free, item, jump, list, moment, moments, morning, nervous, parachute, photos, post, prezzie, reactions, share, swmbo, tad, tandem, unsure, voucher

Replies: 22
Views: 4,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2012 11:02 AM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

help with the name of a wine

Started by mic-d, 29th January 2012 01:34 PM

blanc, incomplete, label, remember, sav, swmbo, tasted, wine, yesterday, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2012 12:28 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Great weekend

Started by artme, 11th December 2011 08:45 PM

70the, birthday, bit, caboolture, caught, cousin, cousins, don, dropped, extra, family, feeling, fifty, glorious, great, irstly, lifted, met, oggled, phil, pices, spirits, superbunny, swmbo, weekend

Replies: 1
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2011 09:48 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

dark + dog + glass door = . . .

Started by BobL, 1st October 2011 01:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, bar, bits, blood, bridge, cramp, cross, cuts, dark, dog, door, dripping, drunken, emergency, glass, head, hit, hobo, hospital, hurts, injuries, left, leg, metal, nauseous, night, nose, stand, street, swmbo

Replies: 31
Views: 5,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2011 11:52 PM; by ian

Forum:
SAFETY

Hello there.

Started by John Gorman, 21st July 2011 07:32 AM

admiring, amount, bikes, brush, contribute, countryside, cyclone, dust, extractor, forum, found, gorman, hoover, job, john, managed, means, motorcycling, reduce, riding, scotland, shared, sitting, spend, swmbo, thinking, time, weather, wet, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2011 05:32 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

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