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Hot & Cold sex

Started by Oldgreybeard, 18th June 2015 05:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2015 05:59 PM; by Oldgreybeard

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So you think you can dance. Origins

Started by Bushmiller, 15th August 2013 07:58 PM

beer, cleverly, dance, dance-, dancing, disguised, excess, fiddle, flatulence, funiest, human, intense, irish, issues, leak, mark, minute, origins, paul, piddle, race, rooted, sex, sound, started, taking, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 09:09 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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Cost of communication

Started by Bushmiller, 18th March 2013 08:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$200, $2500, ages, calls, city, communication, cost, country, discussion, elephant, enjoy, enjoyment, freaks, friends, internet, landline, living, mammoth, mobile, month, paul, provider, providers, range, results, sex, spend, takes, telstra, tusk

Replies: 15
Views: 2,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2013 05:51 PM; by rsser

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Groucho Marks and his cigar....

Started by MBM888, 4th November 2012 11:17 PM

children.o, cigar, confidently, era, groucho, hesitation, hmmand, husband, introduced, love, manage, marks, mention, much.throbpash, replied, sex, smokeing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 11:17 PM; by MBM888

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A Homeless Man

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:30 PM

astounded, beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, fishing, food, furious, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:30 PM; by MBM888

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The Classifieds

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 07:46 PM

bloody, british, call, classifieds, condition, connolly, dress, email, excellent, excerpts, headache, living, married, mistake, multitasking, newspaper, perfect, received, recent, sale, scottish, sex, stephanie, thinker--billy, time, volumes, wedding, wife, women, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 07:46 PM; by FenceFurniture

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A little brown paper bag

Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM

abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats

Replies: 7
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2011 11:01 PM; by doug3030

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yo its luckduck32167

Started by luckduck32167, 27th March 2011 11:26 AM

age, boxhill, browsing, cabinetmaker, campus, chinese, elgar, fantastic, fettling, forum, gaming, handplanes, hobbies, internet, job, luckduck, luckduck32167, male, mass, nationality, production, sex, tafe

Replies: 7
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2011 01:16 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Because I'm a man...

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM

2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:43 PM; by wheelinround

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Old but not slow

Started by malb, 2nd May 2010 04:48 PM

arrives, attention, business, butch, change, close, computer, counter, discuss, doctor, flash, gent, half, impotence, jones, mistake, patients, play, quick, reading, reception, receptionist, replies, reserved, sex, slow, smith, starting, waiting, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:42 AM; by Spanner69

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Perks of being over 50

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th April 2010 04:57 PM

allan, elevator, expects, finally, friends, glasses, hard, health, insurance, investment, kidnappers, learn, left, listening, live, loud, matter, music, paying, perks, quit, remember, run, safe, secrets, sex, sing, stomach, walks, wear

Replies: 7
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2010 09:32 AM; by Charleville

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Well, its not a sex or drink scandal....

Started by Sebastiaan56, 22nd April 2010 07:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cap, cheating, drink, guardian.co.uk, melbourne, nrl, salary, scandal, sex, sport, storm, stripped, titles

Replies: 21
Views: 4,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2010 07:58 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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A short story

Started by watson, 7th March 2010 10:50 AM

beer, blokes, bugger, joined, lions, mate, night, pub, replies, rotary, sex, short, story, times

Replies: 1
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2010 11:28 PM; by joe greiner

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Munruben giving up sex completely...

Started by wolften, 16th January 2010 08:54 PM

beat, buck, cheers, chronic, cold, completely, disease, doc, doctor, expect, fatigue, giving, glenn, gradually, grateful, married, methinks, munruben, prescribed, rare-but-lethal, recommended, sex, shouted, taper, turkey, urologist

Replies: 3
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2010 08:37 PM; by munruben

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DIY spray gun for paling AND picket fences?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd November 2009 07:00 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 3,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2009 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Senior Enlistment

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:26 AM

18-year-old, ahead, attitudes, baseball, brim, bullet, cap, couple, cranky, day, enemy, enlistment, figured, funny, girl, guys, join, military, outrun, pretty, sending, senior, sex, shade, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 11:36 AM; by Rum Pig

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Adult Shops

Started by Rossluck, 27th May 2009 04:25 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adult, bit, brothel, complex, deceased, feel, front, happening, hard, industrial, innuendo, major, nearby, noticed, plaster, precinct, prude, qld, questions, rise, seedy, seedy/embarrassed, sex, shop, shopping, shops, sudden, worried, write, writing

Replies: 39
Views: 4,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2009 01:16 PM; by two fingers

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Two guys

Started by Resination, 10th April 2009 10:36 AM

beer, discusing, drinking, guy, guys, maiden, married, pre-marital, relations, replied, sex, sitting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2009 10:36 AM; by Resination

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The Chemist

Started by mickelmaster, 24th February 2009 06:06 PM

boy, boys, buy, chemist, condoms, dinner, father, finally, girl, grace, leans, meal, meet, message, minute, minutes, mother, night, parents, past, praying, religous, replies, set, sex, stops, table, teenage, ten, text

Replies: 1
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 10:49 PM; by ss_11000

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Drafting blokes over 60

Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM

18-year-old, 20-foot, attitudes, blokes, bullet, completing, couple, cranky, day, drafting, enemy, energy, excuse, guys, house, join, military, outrun, rope, screaming, sending, sex, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, wall, waste, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM; by 741Baus

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM

beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Will I Live to be 80

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:14 PM

%#$t, age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, doctor, drive, eat, fast, frequently, gamble, golf, hiking, home, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, rib-eye, ribs, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tennis, time, unhealthy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 04:22 PM; by ant75s

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Vaseline survey

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd November 2008 01:14 PM

admire, bicycle, chain, children, childs, door, feet, frank, gate, greeted, hinge, honesty, husband, kids, knob, knocked, lie, market, mind, people, product, research, researcher, running, sex, survey, telling, time, vaseline, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 05:37 AM; by Wood Borer

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Sex In The Shed

Started by watson, 18th August 2008 09:33 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alls, amendment, clanking, dirt, eventually, floor, happen, happened, happy, hid, inside, investigated, leg, lighting, lot, metal, pants, pic, rejecting, resident, romantic, rules, scraps, sex, shed, shy, stove, suppose, visitor, warm

Replies: 38
Views: 6,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 11:59 PM; by watson

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XXX in the shower

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2008 09:20 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:20 PM; by Christopha

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Started by Rodgera, 5th July 2008 11:56 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 11:48 AM; by Rodgera

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Engarish Signs

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2008 04:33 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 10:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Sex in the shower

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 03:20 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 03:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

beer, click, date, demo, drinking, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, females, form, home, male, men, offered, parties, rape, scam, sex, shrewd, sleep, support, term, unsuspecting, vague, video, warning, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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Married Life

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM; by WoodJunky

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Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Unfair dismissal?

Started by jerryc, 24th April 2008 02:33 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 01:11 AM; by manoftalent

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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Greek v. Italian

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:16 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 08:16 PM; by WoodJunky

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Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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Monogamous Mosman

Started by Greg Ward, 9th February 2008 11:30 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 12:42 PM; by Big Shed

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10th anniversary

Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:53 PM; by wayfarer

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Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

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Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

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The weaker sex?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th December 2007 04:04 PM

blankets, calls, pull, sex, share, weaker

Replies: 1
Views: 918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 05:06 PM; by DavidG

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Will I LIve to be 80.

Started by Barry_White, 17th November 2007 06:32 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:03 PM; by Calm

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How to sex Flies

Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM

beer, earth, easy, females, flies, fly, home, house, husband, killed, killing, males, replied, sex, shopping, swatter, telephone, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:44 PM; by QbnDusty

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Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

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Sex over 80

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd September 2007 08:44 AM

assure, aware, dangerous, fatal, kerb, pull, recommended, sex, strongly

Replies: 5
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:42 AM; by wheelinround

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Grand Final time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th September 2007 02:02 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 05:35 PM; by munruben

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Down on the farm

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th August 2007 07:42 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 03:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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