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Engine Noise

Started by Rodgera, 20th December 2013 10:59 AM

abruptly, attendant, bit, bothered, concerned, deaf, engine, explained, finally, fix, flight, gate, heard, hour, jetliner, noise, passenger, pilot, reply, returned, stopped, strange, tarmac, taxiing, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2013 10:59 AM; by Rodgera

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4 Big Blokes.

Started by issatree, 17th October 2013 08:43 PM

1st, agricultural, big, blinking, blokes, blow, car, devils, fruit, gate, geelong, head, idea, left, lights, markings, park, passenger, rest, returning, road, royal, sheriff, sneaky, susin, thinking, vic, wagon, wood, yeah

Replies: 10
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2013 11:07 AM; by jimbur

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Emerald Vic to South of Brisbane next week

Started by Pagie, 15th September 2013 10:16 AM

bit, brisbane, emerald, passenger, south, trailer, vic, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:46 AM; by DSEL74

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Dumb Cop

Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM

car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM; by A Duke

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How can I get a 1 table sent to NZ

Started by slidingdovetail, 16th July 2013 11:32 AM

advice, airlines, appreciated, auckland, baggage, birthday, boat, boxed, bubblewrapped, chance, checked, dept, drop, finishing, looked, melbourne, oversize, passenger, pick, piece, plane, priscilla, ready, sounds, stop, table, time, top, weeks, weigh

Replies: 10
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2013 09:13 PM; by DaveTTC

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Two nuns

Started by chambezio, 21st February 2013 01:37 PM

amid, appeared, bastead, bat, bonnet, called, car, coming, cross, dark, driver, funny, home, jump, jumped, night, nun, nuns, passenger, pull, road, storm, stormy, suddenly, terrible, tree, vampire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2013 02:15 PM; by A Duke

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Passenger list for August 1883 ???

Started by Jonzjob, 19th February 2013 12:03 AM

1883, 18th, admiral, august, cousin, died, earlier, folks, guys, house, ideas, intrigued, letter, letter/diary, list, liz, london, mentioned, month, original, passenger, question, sailed, scottish, ship, signed, sorting, u.k, wifes, written

Replies: 8
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2013 09:40 PM; by Jonzjob

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A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

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How to get to Mars

Started by Bushmiller, 24th January 2013 11:01 AM

aircraft, approach, belts, bils, body, bras, caption, category, close, cool, disgruntled, flights, happening, jumbled, landing, link, lot, mars, passenger, pattern, paul, people, prepared, scheduled, severely, sports, store, u-tube, yeah, youtube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 12:28 PM; by mic-d

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New Castle to WWShow Saturday

Started by Tony Morton, 24th July 2012 06:01 PM

0419, 122, 347, castle, cheers, exp, passenger, phone, public, ride, saturday, share, tony, transport, wood, woodies, wwshow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2012 06:26 PM; by NCArcher

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The Ants.

Started by issatree, 26th February 2012 04:12 PM

ants, aware, begin, black, check, covered, floor, goodies, heat, hiace, house, journey, lady, lifted, lot, motor, oil, passenger, plenty, question, recently, rid, sprayed, suspect, time, toyota, van, water

Replies: 7
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2012 05:13 PM; by Bushmiller

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GOING TO: Kew, NSW to Katoomba and Return

Started by Shedhand, 25th February 2012 01:12 PM

11th, 12th, cheers, delivered, katoomba, kew, march, monday, morning, nsw, passenger, picked, return, returning, sheddie, sunday, ute

Replies: 1
Views: 2,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2012 08:40 PM; by wheelinround

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Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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Having fun with cyclists

Started by kiwigeo, 6th February 2011 10:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alcohol, arm, attempted, book, call, check, clowns, conscious, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, driver, dumber, dumbest, flee, fun, hope, idiots, mate, passenger, pleading, police, reaked, riding, scene, semi, stopped, throw, ute, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 07:50 PM; by AlexHW

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36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Australian Bird

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2010 01:06 PM

aussie, australia, australian, beak, bird, black, carton, creature, crow, driving, exotic, flying, fries, hey, huge, mcdonalds, nothin, outback, overhead, passenger, red-and-gold, road, spied, striking, stuck, toucan, western, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2010 09:47 PM; by robbo266317

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A Guessing Game

Started by Rodgera, 6th February 2010 03:31 PM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, estimates, flight, game, guess, guessed, guessing, heard, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, total, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2010 03:48 PM; by wheelinround

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Munruben mechanic.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th October 2009 09:00 PM

allan, assist, bid, car, department, door, drivers, feverishly, found, front, garage, hey, inadvertently, john, keys, locked, mechanic, munruben, passenger, pick, replied, service, servicing, told, unlock, unlocked, vehicle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2009 09:54 PM; by munruben

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Nobody like Frank

Started by munruben, 18th July 2009 10:25 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, eat, feel, fellow, fix, foods, fork, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jams, married, meet, met, passenger, polished, quickest, shoes, street, stuck, taxi, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

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The Perfect Man !

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd December 2008 11:34 PM

amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, catches, change, feel, feldman, fellow, frank, fuse, guy, jams, man, measure, meet, mistake, passenger, perfect, quickest, street, stuck, subject, taxi, time, traffic, treat, walks, woman, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2008 11:43 PM; by dennford

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just like frank

Started by texx, 3rd October 2008 10:17 PM

amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, feldman, fellow, fix, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jams, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, street, stuck, taxi, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 10:17 PM; by texx

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New machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th June 2008 10:51 AM

allan, barry, clicks, commented, fellow, husband, imagine, invented, item, john, lie, machine, married, mouse, newspaper, passenger, read, reading, replied, scientists, sitting, teach, telling, train

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 10:51 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Woodturner's dilemna

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd June 2008 04:42 PM

absolutely, allan, car, chance, chisel, clicks, club, dilemna, drive, driving, hitchhiking, home, mates, mouse, passenger, petrified, returns, risk, session, skew, stand, teach, thrown, till, tonight, unaware, wait, walk, woodturner, woodturning

Replies: 7
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:31 PM; by tea lady

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Rush Hour

Started by Rodgera, 1st May 2008 01:09 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 06:25 AM; by rrich

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Bubba & Earl

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:39 PM

beers, bottles, boys, bubba, buds, couple, day, drinkin, drinking, earl, empty, fer, finished, foreheads, labels, lookey, mike, passenger, patch, reached, road, roadblock, seat, sheriff, sir, slapped, talkin, thar, threw, throw

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:39 PM; by MICKYG

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Frank Feldman

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd February 2008 04:42 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, district, eat, feldman, fellow, fix, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jambs, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, stuck, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 10:56 AM; by Calm

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Spirit Levels can kill

Started by wheelinround, 4th January 2008 08:43 AM

33-year-old, 57-year-old, argument, auburn, bizarre, campsie, carefull, fight, fled, handle, incident, intervened, kill, left, level, levels, motorway, offender, passenger, police, roadside, scene, south-west, spirit, stabbed, stranded, sydneys, time, van, victim

Replies: 5
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 06:10 PM; by againstthegrain

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Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

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Employment History

Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2007 11:43 AM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, doh, employment, flight, game, guess, guessed, heard, history, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:24 PM; by Barry Hicks

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New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What is it about mobile phones?

Started by chrisp, 1st August 2007 06:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

car, control, days, distracting, distraction, drivers, driving, easy, exhibit, hands-free, km/h, lane, lanes, listen, maintain, makes, mobile, passenger, phone, phones, poor, reckon, reduce, road, set, speed, spot, steady, talking, weaving

Replies: 20
Views: 2,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 02:34 PM; by Gra

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Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

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Nuclear Power

Started by Baz, 24th March 2007 11:04 AM

book, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, fellow, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, nuclear, passenger, patty, pellets, power, produces, qualified, question, seated, sh.t, stranger, stuff.yet, suppose, talk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 07:53 PM; by AlexS

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The Perfect Man

Started by Baz, 14th November 2006 04:45 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, bloody, cabbie, feldman, fellow, frank, fuse, guy, jams, man, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, mmm, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, street, stuck, taxi, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 08:39 PM; by Bluegum

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Due care & attention.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th September 2006 11:29 AM

attention, barely, car, care, concerned, cruising, dashboard, dears, driving, due, intersection, killed, light, losing, mildred, minutes, nervous, ooo, passenger, ran, red, redlights, row, seat, straight, sworn, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:29 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

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only in america

Started by Tonyz, 24th January 2006 11:39 AM

america, arrested, ask?rolleyes, attorney, caleb, chest, confused, county, district, father, ground, hitting, kackstetter, klamath, knocked, leg, missed, multiple, officer, passenger, police, prosthetic, removed, report, situation, son, threw, times, trooper, vehicle

Replies: 14
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 08:34 PM; by stevebaby

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Perfection

Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM

admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM; by scooter

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Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

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The perfect man...

Started by AlexS, 2nd June 2005 09:44 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, eat, fellow, fix, fork, fuse, guy, highly, jams, man, married, meet, met, mmmhmm, moishe, neighborhood, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, taxi, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 6
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2005 10:58 PM; by graemet

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Not good, I thought

Started by Peter R, 29th March 2005 07:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

booked, bravely, coppers, editor, elbow, good, hanging, ihs, law, letters, lights, local, mate, mention, obey, officer, passenger, people, peter, police, pulled, reply, response, road, rules, set, thinking, thought, vehicle, window

Replies: 18
Views: 2,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 06:33 PM; by ozwinner

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Senseless and Stupid

Started by silentC, 24th November 2004 01:12 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

120kph, 17th, birthday, bought, car, central, cousin, day, days, dead, decades, doussett, driver, falcon, families, flying, hitting, metres, months, passenger, people, petrol, plates, pole, police, pulled, senseless, son, station, stupid

Replies: 131
Views: 21,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 02:52 PM; by TassieKiwi

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It's probably True

Started by miked, 1st September 2004 07:08 PM

check, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, hope, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, offend, passenger, pulled, queensland, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 3
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 09:23 PM; by Baz

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Just A Joke Right!!!!

Started by Christopha, 25th August 2004 04:36 PM

answers, blue, boys, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, head, joke, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, passenger, pulled, replies, road, rolls, sh#t, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 2,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 04:36 PM; by Christopha

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Mind reader

Started by Bob Willson, 12th August 2004 04:47 PM

asshole, blue, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, license, license--hes, mate, miles, mind, nightstick, passenger, reader, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2004 04:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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Queen of the skys

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:28 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, main, missing, moved, muscle, passenger, pitty-pat, plane, queen, raise, rank, replied, served, skys, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2002 08:28 PM; by Gino

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Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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