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An Irish Miracle

Started by John Saxton, 4th June 2015 08:12 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2015 05:00 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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The Irish Collection

Started by Carry Pine, 25th May 2015 10:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2015 10:26 PM; by Carry Pine

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Why Irish jokes are so simple

Started by KBs PensNmore, 12th May 2015 12:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2015 02:02 PM; by Tonyz

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Irish Magic

Started by John Saxton, 19th November 2014 07:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2014 07:51 PM; by John Saxton

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Last Rites

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:21 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:21 PM; by John Saxton

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Need advice on an attic conversion in Perth

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th April 2014 10:50 PM

.im, advice, architect, attic, carry, chippy, conversion, convert, engineer, flood, helped, hit, immediately, info, involved, irish, links, luv, past, people, perth, practice, read, recommend, renovateforum.com, site, standards, steps, structural, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2014 10:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Irish logic

Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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Heavenly rites

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:22 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:22 PM; by John Saxton

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3 X Guinness

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 07:01 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

So you think you can dance. Origins

Started by Bushmiller, 15th August 2013 07:58 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 09:09 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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JOKES

Carpenters needed in NEW ZEALAND.

Started by RobinOWR, 29th November 2012 10:32 PM

500, carpenters, company, helping, huge, irish, needed, project, renovation, reply, restoration, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 2,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2013 06:39 PM; by Aan

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EMPLOYMENT

hello

Started by macaodha, 18th October 2012 10:34 PM

based, fellow, forward, ireland.looking, irish, meeting, nollaig, posting, stickmaker, stickmakers, trad

Replies: 5
Views: 774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2012 06:51 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Ventriloquist mark 2

Started by Carry Pine, 18th August 2012 11:12 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2012 11:12 AM; by Carry Pine

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G'day mates

Started by moorzie2, 14th January 2012 12:31 AM

dot, expensive, firewood, fit, furniture, gday, guitars, home, irish, isle, joined, lie, lot, mates, nicely, nurse, pill, pink, posts, previous, read, repair, sea, sharp, tools, zoom

Replies: 5
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2012 09:40 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

In Irish antiques dealer in Paris

Started by Woodwould, 5th September 2011 11:12 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 12:09 PM; by Ozkaban

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lowest stress rate

Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2011 02:27 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2011 12:17 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Kilt

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2011 01:39 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2011 12:39 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Ireland solves oil shortage problem

Started by munruben, 8th May 2011 10:37 AM

arabia, dig, government, idea, importing, ireland, irish, million, oil, problem, sand, saudi, shortage, solve, solves, thick, tons

Replies: 6
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:04 PM; by rsser

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Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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The Irish rich

Started by Woodwould, 15th February 2011 02:20 PM

“oim, “send, “what’s, bus, cut.”, dat?”, gonna, irish, lawn, loaded, lottery.”, mate, mick, paddy, rich, rolls, stop, truck, turf, waiting, win

Replies: 3
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2011 11:48 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Job application

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2010 09:16 AM

‘neither, another?”, answer, answers, applicants, application, applied, correct, decided, decision, don’t, dublin, i’.”, incorrect, ireland, irish, job, job.”, know.’, manager, murphy, pole, qualifications, question, similar, simple, surely, test, wrong.”, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2010 09:16 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Irish virus

Started by Charleville, 28th August 2010 01:27 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2010 03:01 PM; by mic-d

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JOKES

Irish labrador

Started by mic-d, 2nd July 2010 09:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2010 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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The Irish Millionaire.

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:05 PM

answer, build, chris, circumstances, clock, cried, cuckoo, dats, dublin, final, fookin, friend, hell, hung, irish, lives, mick, million, millionaire, nest, paddy, phone, pounds, presenter, question, repeated, simple, told, wit, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2010 10:29 AM; by fenderbelly

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Dog food diet

Started by Woodwould, 18th May 2010 09:46 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 09:52 PM; by munruben

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Irish shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th April 2010 10:44 AM

allan, arrive, barry, beautiful, catalogue, clothes, email, expensive, fantastic, girls, greatly, hicks, idea, impressed, irish, mail, mick, noticed, paddy, pinched, prices, receive, replied, shopping, wearing, weeks, wow, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 10:39 PM; by joe greiner

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Irish diesel fitter

Started by Grumpy John, 23rd March 2010 10:55 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 2,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2010 02:33 AM; by bookend

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paddy's password

Started by texx, 30th January 2010 10:12 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 10:17 PM; by texx

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JOKES

Blimey

Started by spit, 21st January 2010 01:17 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2010 08:54 PM; by spit

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Irish burial at sea

Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2009 01:36 PM

aye, bit, burial, chest, deep, dis, disllnevado, enuff, fer, gettinghimself, hand, immediately, irish, mick, onceagain, paddy, poor, row, sea, seamus, shovel, slips, suddenly, surface, tink, tis, uncle, water, yer

Replies: 3
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 10:34 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

A special guide to shed light on world of Irish politics

Started by Woodwould, 17th September 2009 03:20 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 05:39 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

Mooose

Started by Tomislav, 13th August 2009 05:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2009 05:10 PM; by Tomislav

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JOKES

Not really a joke, but........

Started by Grumpy John, 5th June 2009 11:44 AM

107139, applied, beer.d, bill, bottle, day, east, instructions, irish, joke, south, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 12:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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Lou from Lancefield

Started by louiseos, 22nd March 2009 06:45 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2009 04:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Irish Army

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:07 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Irish Drinking Method

Started by rayintheuk, 4th March 2009 04:43 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:23 AM; by Resination

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Could that be true??

Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 02:04 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2009 02:04 AM; by Breslauer

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Visit from Murphy

Started by Pat, 22nd February 2009 08:08 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 06:24 PM; by jchappo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Message from the Department of Communications, Energy & Natural Resources

Started by wheelinround, 17th February 2009 06:05 PM

chara, communications, conditions, cost, department, due, eamon, economic, electricity, energy, gas, inconvenience, irish, light, message, minister, natural, oil, recent, resources, rising, ryan, subject, tunnel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2009 09:39 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Irish exigency

Started by Woodwould, 21st January 2009 03:08 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 04:42 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sas

Started by Elbow, 5th December 2008 03:06 PM

allan, irish, mumbai, ostriches, raided, released, sas, zoo

Replies: 4
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2008 04:20 PM; by m2c1Iw

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The hunting trip

Started by Woodwould, 27th November 2008 01:26 PM

bag, canadian, carry, favourite, fly, hired, holiday, hunt, hunters, hunting, irish, lads, loading, location, managed, moose, objected, pilot, plane, return, shot, strongly;, successful, trip, yours.

Replies: 2
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2008 10:53 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Irish joke

Started by masoth, 6th November 2008 11:38 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 11:38 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

: Irish Vasectomy

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th September 2008 06:07 PM

bed, beer, continue, costly, count, counting, couple, cracker, doctor, ear, expensive, firework, fix, hand, held, home, husband, irish, job, legs, lit, paused, procedure, putting, tasmania, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2008 09:25 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Unwritten laws of football (AFL)

Started by LGS, 20th August 2008 08:25 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 10:31 AM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Medical Dictionary

Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:46 PM

airport, cane, cheaper, cousin, day, dictionary, doctors, elvis, fainted, illness, irish, medical, morbid, nitrates, node, offer, operative, opposite, outpatient, pelvis, person, post, rates, rectum, sick, staff, table, tablet, terminal, tumour

Replies: 3
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:16 AM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

irish sausages

Started by kmthor, 12th June 2008 09:32 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 05:37 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Irish receptionist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:14 PM

allan, answered, bath, clicks, decided, difference, holidays, irish, mouse, night, pub, ray, receptionist, shower, stand, stay, teach

Replies: 4
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 12:52 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Other Irish logic

Started by Claw Hama, 5th May 2008 10:30 PM

god, invent, irish, logic, rule, whiskey, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 10:30 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

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