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Rotten fruit

Started by Rocker, 13th October 2006 07:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abomination, acceptable, appeared, australia, beerwah;, darwin, delight, drive, flocking, fruit, incensed, kipling, mango, mangoes, north, previous, providing, quality, rocker, rotten, sale, season, soft, stand, tourists, unfit, wit, woman, worries, zoo

Replies: 20
Views: 4,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 11:07 PM; by John Saxton

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Don't feel like it tonite....

Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM

added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:56 PM; by Ramps

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Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fortune Teller

Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 06:46 PM; by Baz

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Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom..........

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:02 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 08:02 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

M&F (different planets)

Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 10:01 AM

buy, clothes, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, mandf, outfit, pair, picked, planets, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:15 AM; by Bob38S

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I am in trouble again

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th October 2006 09:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banished, breast, contribution, daughter, dinner, enlargements, female, feminine, girlfriend, girls, kinds, mind.confused, mouthful, night, operation, started, stated, talking, thinking, touch, trouble, understand, wasted, woman, workshop, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:19 PM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hospital Enquiry

Started by Cliff Rogers, 26th September 2006 02:39 PM

302, aunt, cohen, connect, continues, couple, enquiry, enthusiasm, family, fantastic, finkel, heart, hold, home, hospital, hours, improvement, monitor, news, nurse, nursing, patients, relief, sarah, send, sister, station, tells, woman, wonderful

Replies: 4
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 10:08 AM; by fred.n

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Senior's Moment

Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:14 PM

access, account, arrangement, automatic, bank, bedroom, call, caused, check, computer, contact, dealings, employee, financial, moment, password, payment, person, personally, phone, proof, query, regret, required, senior, seniors, service, shorter, transfer, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 12:34 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Death Wish

Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:20 PM

bedroom, compliment, damn, death, eyesights, fat, feel, heard, horrible, husband, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, shot, standing, ugly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 09:20 PM; by Baz

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Due care & attention.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th September 2006 11:29 AM

attention, barely, car, care, concerned, cruising, dashboard, dears, driving, due, intersection, killed, light, losing, mildred, minutes, nervous, ooo, passenger, ran, red, redlights, row, seat, straight, sworn, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:29 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

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Genie

Started by fred.n, 6th September 2006 08:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 08:58 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Warning!

Started by OtakiriLad, 26th August 2006 06:15 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, familiar, female, females, form, home, lifes, male, offered, parties, punishment, savings, scam, servitude, sex, sleep, support, swindled, term, times, unfortunate, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 10:59 PM; by Terry B

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Accessing ceiling cavity

Started by JMB, 21st August 2006 11:05 PM

access, accessing, add, advice, attach, attached, building, cavity, ceiling, crawl, dividing, forum, frame, garage, hole, house, imagining, internal, jmb, l-brackets, offer, people, plate, roof, roofs, tiled, top, wall, woman, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 1,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2006 09:20 AM; by Iain

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Lost Luggage

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2006 07:15 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 08:44 PM; by ernknot

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Collar Ties Revisited

Started by Mcblurter, 15th August 2006 11:05 AM

####ty, appreciated, architraves, attic, bedroom, building, caused, close, collar, comments, cracking, floor, front, installers, job, ladders, major, mcblurter, nails, rectangle, regualtion, regulation, removed, revisited, space, successive, suggestions, supposed, ties, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 3,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 01:23 PM; by ausdesign

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

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The perfect woman

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th August 2006 09:31 AM

.the, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, killing, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, suspense, talk, time, trimmings, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 10:33 PM; by mattylinn688

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Nose Ring

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2006 04:40 PM

attached, blonde, chain, distance, ear, earring, eek, explain, friend, hanging, head, matter, mine, nose, persons, remain, ring, rip, time, walk, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 07:42 PM; by Gra

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Subject: The Romantic Sailor..oh there are some left....

Started by bennylaird, 3rd August 2006 08:38 AM

aboard, arrangement, beautiful, bring, brought, captain, dawn, discovered, europe, ferry, food, free, hid, island, left, lifeboat, love, night, replied, romantic, rottnest, routine, sailor, sailoroh, sandwiches, screwing, subject, trip, weeks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 08:45 PM; by Bluegum

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25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

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Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

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aunt mildred

Started by goat, 31st July 2006 07:49 AM

93-year-old, admitted, army, aunt, breast, burden, called, death, decided, doctor, doctors, gunshot, heart, hospital, husband, inquire, join, kill, knee.d, left, mildred, miss, night, office, organ, thinking, vegetable, vital, woman, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 07:49 AM; by goat

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Men Make Better Friends

Started by Baz, 17th July 2006 10:19 PM

called, claimed, confirmed, day, friends, friendship, home, house, husband, husbands, make, men, night, slept, told, wife, wifes, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 10:19 PM; by Baz

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Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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RIP John Hinde

Started by womble, 6th July 2006 10:36 AM

80s, aka, all-round, australia, bloody, cared, carer, courtesy, critic, elle, enjoy, film, goodnight, hinde, icon, intellectual, john, legend, loved, mcfeast, owner-operator, rest, rip, spoke, stars, voice, wanker, war, wit, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2006 11:09 AM; by jmk89

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

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Joke with a moral!

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th June 2006 10:44 PM

answered, attack, attention, beautiful, clever, consideration, continue, enjoy, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam, mess, mild, mine, moral, reading, richest, shes, story, ten, this;, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 10
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 03:41 PM; by AlexS

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Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

Started by Jack Plane, 26th June 2006 03:13 PM

answer, attorney, called, elderly, grand, lawyers, motherly, prepared, prosecuting, question, small-town, southern, stand., trial, witness, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 06:02 PM; by ss_11000

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In Touch

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 09:37 PM

bracelet, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, outfit, pair, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shoes, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 05:19 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Baseball Quote

Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2006 02:41 PM

answered, ballpark, baseball, berras, call, called, cargo, center, dawned, eek, famous, figure, head, husband, immediately, moment, phone, replied, responded, ship, silence, til, told, ups, woman, yogi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2006 02:41 PM; by Rodgera

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Having A Bad Day??

Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:26 PM

1100, a.m, arm, bad, bomb, breaking, cleaner, current, day, deadly, doctors, frantically, handy, home, intending, jolt, kettle, life, morning, pigs, plank, sunday, support, system, unplugged, vacuum, ward, whacked, woman, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2006 12:28 AM; by scooter

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ouch

Started by popawisky, 28th May 2006 12:17 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 12:17 AM; by popawisky

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Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

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words women use

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 10:01 PM

ahead, argument, careful, chance, conjunction, content, dangerous, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, fine, future, lot, loud, means, mighty, minutes, non-verbal, offer, raised, shut, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, trouble, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 10:01 PM; by goat

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British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

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Heard About Town..... Something to think about

Started by WoodyKnot, 5th May 2006 11:31 PM

abortion, administer, businesses, churches, common, condition, consent, criminals, cup, declined, failed, finally, ghost, heard, lost, panadol, parental, parents, pregnant, realise, recieved, required, schools, sense, steaming, student, town, treatment, victims, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2006 10:58 PM; by Rodgera

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Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

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How to sing the Blues

Started by Andy Mac, 3rd April 2006 11:19 PM

bad, baldness, beverages, blind, blues, breaking, broken-down, chair, cheap, city, death, die, ditch, fixin, kiwi, leg, male, matter, meanest, memphis, names, pattern, shoot, sing, stuck, town, water, whiskey, willie, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 10:29 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

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Blind Salesman

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th April 2006 09:56 AM

birthday., blind, buy, grandsons, myers, reel, rod, salesman, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 12:53 AM; by doug the slug

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How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Baz, 26th April 2006 07:56 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 10:32 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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Golf

Started by Baz, 8th April 2006 06:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:45 PM; by Baz

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Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

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April fools day

Started by AlexS, 2nd April 2006 02:39 PM

answers, april, daughter, day, earth, fools, google, live, melbourne, middle, mum, phone, quick, rings, run, sky, standing, sydney, update, wave, waving, woman, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 02:39 PM; by AlexS

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Sneezes

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:53 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 12:36 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

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how many can you count

Started by goat, 10th March 2006 04:28 PM

acted, answer, bottom, call, called, count, day, education, embarassed, fellow, finally, front, heard, hundred, lady, looked, position, positions, professor, replied, row, sat, shy, sir, sitting, spoken, top, unusual, voice, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 04:28 PM; by goat

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