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  1. Smart blonde

    Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM
    $500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM
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  2. Finish?

    Started by RETIRED, 24th September 2001 01:40 AM
    barely, bed, bucking, clawing, climax, closer, damned, date, dawn, falls, finish, gasping, head, italian, manages, outlast, proudly, reaches, relaxing, screaming, shouts, simultaneously, smile, strength, stunned, swedish, takes, time, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,673
    Last Post: 24th September 2001 09:12 PM
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  3. LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

    Started by Barry Nelson, 7th September 2001 09:34 AM
    approaches, bloody, break, dining, eat, grill, heads, johhny, johnny, mixed, parliamentary, sitting, takes, waiter, wiil
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 7th September 2001 09:34 AM
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  4. A Common Story

    Started by Geoff Sims, 30th July 2001 11:18 PM
    actual, apply, capabilities, common, company, current, dictates, economic, employees, employment, fit, management, manager, phase, plan, programme, raped, request, retired, retirement, review, screw, screwed, situation, status, story, stuffed, survey, takes, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,647
    Last Post: 31st July 2001 12:00 AM
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  5. Rooster

    Started by Gino, 6th July 2001 11:47 PM
    beat, bits, blows, bought, chicken, cluck, coop, dammit, farmer, farmhouse, fellow, front, gay, gonna, head, line, o.k, race, retire, rooster, round, run, running, sadly, shakes, start, takes, time, walks, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,219
    Last Post: 6th July 2001 11:47 PM
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  6. Jack and Jill

    Started by Gino, 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM
    attitude, babe, change, chat, f+%$g, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, hands, hmmm, honey, honeymoon, jack, jill, knickers, married, mine, mother, night, oldie, read, replied, sat, sweetie, takes, trousers, wear, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,678
    Last Post: 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM
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  7. Quick saw horse

    Started by Iain, 5th June 2001 09:07 AM
    bunnings, couple, extra, half, hambly, horse, hout, notice, quick, saddle, sawhorse, stands, takes, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 5,985
    Last Post: 5th June 2001 05:16 PM
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  8. Goodnight Irene

    Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 11:25 PM
    bar, beer, bit, chills, cutie, delicious, dirty, doeurves, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, glass, goin, goodnight, holding, hor, hors, ian, irene, mug, pie, takes, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,538
    Last Post: 24th May 2001 11:25 AM
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  9. Hope this getpast the censors!

    Started by Island Ape, 4th May 2001 01:37 AM
    ash, beech, begins, birch, censors, expert, friends, getpast, grow, growing, hope, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,545
    Last Post: 4th May 2001 08:27 AM
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  10. canibals

    Started by Gino, 19th April 2001 01:48 PM
    a#%hole, appalled, blows, brains, canibals, canoe, captured, chest, chief, englishman, exploring, fork, frenchman, gimme, god, head, horrible, jabbing, jungle, news, pistol, poison, puzzled, queen, save, screams, shrugs, starts, takes, yorker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    Last Post: 19th April 2001 01:48 PM
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  11. Young couple

    Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:17 PM
    admits, aerial, bit, couple, disease, doctor, doctoring, embarrassed, exclaims, fester, girl, head, knowingly, left, marks, nodding, proceeded, punchline, session, sex, starting, takes, van, wait, whip, whipping, worst, wounds, yells, young
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,566
    Last Post: 18th April 2001 09:27 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  12. WOODWORKER AND HIS HELPER

    Started by ken yates, 8th April 2001 02:39 PM
    anvil, arm, bucket, carry, chicken, chickens, clerk, directions, duck, ground, hand, hardware, hell, helper, hold, lady, left, material, meets, molest, project, set, starts, store, supposed, takes, tells, thatll, thinking, woodworker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,442
    Last Post: 8th April 2001 02:39 PM
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  13. What I've Learned As I've Matured

    Started by DonN, 7th April 2001 06:55 PM
    99%, assholes, build, care, celebrities, destroy, f%@, fades, hope, hot, house, joke, kids, languages, learned, life, lot, love, matured, money, passion, people, proof, relationship, stalk, steamy, suspicion, takes, time, trust
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,296
    Last Post: 7th April 2001 06:55 PM
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  14. Best head lines for 200

    Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:53 AM
    200, court, crash, cut, death, defendant, dims, dropouts, found, half, head, hope, juvenile, kids, lines, local, nutritious, painting, peace, police, quickly, refuse, school, settled, shooting, stolen, strike, takes, tree, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,378
    Last Post: 1st March 2001 11:53 AM
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  15. marriage

    Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM
    affair, car, dad, dear, father, fool, friend, friends, frustrating, happy, husband, life, listen, listens, love, marriage, married, neighbours, newly, quarrel, replied, restaurant, son, speak, speaks, takes, ten-year, wife, woman, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,489
    Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM
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  16. one to think about......... ;)

    Started by lacewood, 16th February 2001 07:15 PM
    agent, beat, blanks, brow, chair, children, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, nursing, quiet, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, wife, wiped, woman, womans
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,015
    Last Post: 16th February 2001 07:15 PM
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  17. Football Again

    Started by DonN, 8th February 2001 06:58 PM
    boy, bulldogs, coachs, day, debut, football, game, goals, ground, happy, home, kicked, lad, life, melbourne, minutes, mum, office, phone, proud, recruiting, ring, rings, scout, son, sound, stynes, takes, terry, western
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,573
    Last Post: 8th February 2001 06:58 PM
    by DonN  Go to last post

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  18. Dark In Here

    Started by DonN, 7th February 2001 05:38 AM
    $100.00, baseball, booth, boy, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, dads, dark, door, father, friends, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, son, start, takes, terrible, toss, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,681
    Last Post: 7th February 2001 05:38 AM
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  19. Media revelations

    Started by Iain, 2nd February 2001 08:46 PM
    couple, court, crash, cut, defendant, dims, dropouts, found, half, homicide, hope, local, media, painting, peace, police, quickly, revelations, school, settled, shooting, sisters, slain;, stolen, strike, struck, suspect, takes, tree, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    Last Post: 2nd February 2001 08:46 PM
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  20. Dick on horseback

    Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:47 PM
    ,well, ,yeah, .did, bike, bring, cop, dick, horse, horseback, humouring, johnnie, nice, rides, safety, santa, sitting, takes, there.did, ticket, top, traffic, underneath, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,371
    Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:47 PM
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  21. Employee evaluations

    Started by Tristan Croll, 15th November 2000 09:20 PM
    brains, change, constant, cornered, day, desperately, elmo, elmos, employee, erwin, evaluations, explains, finally, hired, ignoramus, job, line, low, manager, managers, marbles, minutes, personal, regrets, starts, takes, tickle, watch, woman, worthy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,636
    Last Post: 16th November 2000 10:47 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  22. THE LAWYER TAKES A WIFE

    Started by Hartley, 13th November 2000 09:51 AM
    basic, collector, deliver, design, duh, engineer, excited, god, gonna, husband, husband#10, implement, job, lawyer, management, married, miss, process, product, research, screwed, services, stamp, state-of-the-art, system, takes, ten, time, understood, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,351
    Last Post: 13th November 2000 09:51 AM
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  23. Caught in The Act

    Started by ubeaut, 10th November 2000 09:28 AM
    act, caught, cop, load, minute, patient, run, takes
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,040
    Last Post: 12th November 2000 12:42 AM
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  24. Little Johhny at the School Play

    Started by Iain, 15th September 2000 04:56 PM
    act, announced, bunch, calls, cups, deep, f#+, farmyard, female, finally, gentlemen, hands, heard, johhny, ladies, neil, offensive, offered, perform, play, relented, school, services, social, stage, takes, thems, tractor, walks, workers
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,165
    Last Post: 18th September 2000 09:15 PM
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  25. Go Aussie Go

    Started by gazaly, 7th September 2000 09:24 AM
    aussie, australian, bed, blistering, breath, chest, commences, danish, darkness, deep, dives, effect, exhaustion, girl, hour, liquid, olympic, pace, pours, properly, repeat, shes, shot, stands, straight, swimmer, takes, team, tonic, wild
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,821
    Last Post: 12th September 2000 10:48 PM
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  26. Parrot NO Dancing Duck

    Started by Iain, 6th September 2000 09:22 AM
    $2000, amazing, bar, biscuit, blows, candle, dancing, deal, duck, lad, lid, negotiates, night, parrot, people, performance, pouring, profits, pub, publican, responds, response, settle, shop, shut, simple, soar, stop, takes, tin
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,974
    Last Post: 6th September 2000 10:24 AM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  27. Cop this

    Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM
    car, caught, cop, dosent, driving, drunk, forgot, hell, him.he, home, husband, interrupts, johnno, leave, license, listen, madam, mans, pulls, replies, road, shut, speed, speeding, speeding?the, speeds, takes, talk, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,394
    Last Post: 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM
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  28. a boy and his frog

    Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM
    baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,537
    Last Post: 23rd June 2000 08:52 AM
    by AlexS  Go to last post

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  29. Randy the Rooster

    Started by Hartley, 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM
    awakening, barn, bed, day, distraught, ducks, expensive, farmer, flock, fowl, geese, hen, house, jumping, lake, lot, money, owns, pace, pigeons;, randy, randys, rooster, service, slow, takes, told, wham---he, worried, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,674
    Last Post: 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM
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