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Fountain of Youth

Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 07:51 AM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Whores and Hockey players

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 10:51 PM

boy, buy, canada, earlier, feet, florida, half, head, heads, hell, hockey, impressed, leave, lettuce, manager, people, persists, play, players, replied, sell, sir, situation, son, supermarket, tells, whod, whores, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 03:45 PM; by Termite

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I was a good boy

Started by ozwinner, 28th December 2004 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bottle, boy, brung, dun, dvd, good, missus, nice, port, santa, snuggle, son, steptoe, yeah, youse

Replies: 23
Views: 2,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2005 01:38 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a big thankyou

Started by john ashcroft, 24th December 2004 11:09 PM

aust, big, chrismas, formally, ian, job, john, march, merry, mildura, offered, son, thankyou, ubeaut

Replies: 2
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 03:01 AM; by john ashcroft

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Senseless and Stupid

Started by silentC, 24th November 2004 01:12 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

120kph, 17th, birthday, bought, car, central, cousin, day, days, dead, decades, doussett, driver, falcon, families, flying, hitting, metres, months, passenger, people, petrol, plates, pole, police, pulled, senseless, son, station, stupid

Replies: 131
Views: 21,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 02:52 PM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

A Touching E-mail

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world

Replies: 18
Views: 4,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:56 AM; by JackoH

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None of us.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM

$10.00, $100.00, $200.00, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, confused, delirious, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, hangover, home, lady, leave, marty, mom, night, priceless, puked, self-induced, son, stumbled, table

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM; by RETIRED

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anyone from mildura

Started by john ashcroft, 7th November 2004 02:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alot, ashcroft, email, family, forum, gratefull, housing, ieweather, john, mildura, mildura.aus, moving, replies, schools, shopping, son, u.k

Replies: 16
Views: 4,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 02:28 PM; by AlexS

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Smoke Alarm

Started by Chesand, 19th November 2004 08:53 PM

age, alarm, box, camel, condom, condoms, cut, day, delicately, embarrassed, fainted, fit, hobbled, home, ladies, lady, local, matter, nursing, pharmacist, pharmacy, preferred, pulled, putting, rain, replied, request, smoke, son, started

Replies: 1
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 12:12 AM; by soundman

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JOKES

xmas presents - non woodwork

Started by jackiew, 10th November 2004 04:37 PM

2005, australia, blanks, bought, bucks, calendar, card, charity, christmas, complete, donation, giving, hate, http://orangutan.org.au, ideas, kids, orangutans, people, photos, presents, rabbit, recipient, refund, registered, son, spend, tax, tight, woodwork, xmas

Replies: 13
Views: 3,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2004 10:48 AM; by DaveInOz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

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Checkerplate for backsplash

Started by Karrie, 25th September 2004 10:28 AM

backsplash, budget, checkerplate, checkerplating, crazy, friend, hotplates, idea, kitchen, living, maby, renovation, silly, sink, son, studying, tiny, uni, unit

Replies: 5
Views: 3,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2004 05:41 PM; by Karrie

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KITCHENS

reward for effort

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM

140, 144, begins, boys, distance, effort, fair, falkland, finger, hand, inch, inches, island, left, measurement, outstretched, palm, pinky, pounds, request, reward, sahr, soldier, son, start, sterling, strange, tip, toes, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM; by Kev Y.

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parental responsibility

Started by jackiew, 27th July 2004 02:43 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appalled, attention, attitude, behaviour, burned, children, digression, discussion, don’t, extremely, failure, feel, hadn’t, heard, olds, parent, parental, parents, penalised, period, pretty, radio, responsibility, restitution, ruling, son, sons, thread, time, wouldn’t

Replies: 38
Views: 6,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2004 05:59 PM; by Alastair

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Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

I've lost my dad

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 05:10 PM

beer, boy, cool, dad, lost, policeman, replied, son, women, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2004 05:10 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Durable, natural finish for pine wanted

Started by derekcohen, 2nd August 2004 10:25 PM

antique-like, beer, beers, blond, cypress, dents, derek, durable, finish, hoping, lie, natural, perth, pine, project, provide, rewarded, shellac, sit, soak, son, steel, suggestions, surface, tough, treated, usable, vulnerable, wanted, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 6,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 09:28 PM; by TassieKiwi

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FINISHING

First time sex

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM

beer, beers, bit, boy, bum, dad, dads, eyes, home, light, mind, proud, school, sex, sit, son, sore, stand, takes, teachers, tells, time, virgin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

inter-generational knowledge sharing

Started by jackiew, 29th July 2004 09:05 PM

basis, chances, company, conversation, enjoy, experience, grandparents, guess, intergenerational, knowledge, lives, lost, mentioned, mum, opportunity, parents, parents/grandparents, post, regular, repeat, road, sharing, son, starters, teenage, totally, trip, uncool, whove, world

Replies: 7
Views: 2,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 09:41 AM; by jackiew

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finishing MDF

Started by Soren, 28th June 2004 10:02 PM

12mm, a-la, achieve, alternative, engine, finish, finishing, lacquer, mdf, pieces, polish, sealed, shapes, sizes, smooth, son, tank, thomas, touch, track, train, type, varying, wax, wondering, wooden

Replies: 2
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2004 11:10 PM; by Guy

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FINISHING

Potatoes

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:02 AM

a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Family History

Started by Grue, 23rd March 2004 06:59 AM

announcement, awe, brothers, bull, byrd, ceremony, chicken, childhood, children, deep, dip, dual, family, fulla, giva, history, inseparable, jack, loda, married, nervous, newspaper, noe, produced, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt-sherlock, son, subsequently, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2004 07:18 PM; by outback

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Honest Answers

Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM

adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2004 06:53 PM; by outback

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JOKES

A little light relief ...........

Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM

affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 09:56 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Family Reunion

Started by vcohen, 17th December 2003 08:15 AM

adelaide, airfares, brother, call, calling, calls, cheersp, christmas, coming, dad, divorced, elderly, family, hangs, hate, hear, immediately, misery, paying, phone, reunion, screams, sick, single, sister, son, sydney, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2003 08:15 AM; by vcohen

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JOKES

Use this with care...

Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM

bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:59 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

Started by DPB, 8th October 2003 03:08 PM

addresses, arrived, attack, checked, correct, decided, email, expecting, fainted, fell, floor, florida, friends, glory, heart, hope, hot, husband, importance, message, messages, minneapolis, p.s, reading, relatives, rushed, son, widow, widows, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2003 03:08 PM; by DPB

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JOKES

Kids are funny

Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM

answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 08:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

My God

Started by Baz, 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM

bishop, bodied, cardinal, catholic, children, chirps, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, georgeous, god, grace, hard, ladies, male, penis, people, replies, silence, sips, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Finish for veneered desk

Started by Tom, 15th August 2003 03:25 PM

add, ash, building, carcases, decision, desk, differing, drawer, drawers, edge, finish, finishing, grows, home, inside, leaves, mdf, mixture, oak/vic, opinion, opinions, options, particelboard, sealer, solid, son, tassie, top, trims, veneered

Replies: 4
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2003 09:44 AM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

Farmer Giles

Started by ozwinner, 8th August 2003 04:38 PM

bloke, bottle, dews, door, eek, farmer, fella, front, giles, halves, hang, hat, honey, jar, knock, milk, mind, minutes, noticed, paddock, pussy, son, standing, thistle, twenty, willow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:38 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Poll: Haysus made me do it .... another display

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 1st August 2003 10:18 PM

attention, belt, blue, bothered, bunch, calming, changed, colour, cyclone, description, display, drinks, eastie, form, girlie, haysus, irrelevant, pale, poll, pollutate, post, psychologically, putting, raining, refernce, site, son, stinky, time, triton

Replies: 11
Views: 3,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2003 11:33 PM; by Neil

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POLLS

Little Johhny

Started by Baz, 14th July 2003 09:25 PM

agrees, amazement, bedroom, buy, dad, downstairs, father, horrified, johhny, johnny, life, months, mouth, mum, nagging, night, parents, procedes, refusing, replies, shut, sits, smacked, sofa, son, telly, warts, watching, wimbledon.d

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2003 09:25 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Oops

Started by DaveInOz, 12th June 2003 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 05:20 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Fathers Plea

Started by Peterc, 11th May 2003 01:45 PM

4a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, fathers, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plea, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son

Replies: 1
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2003 04:18 PM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

love of a son

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:03 PM

a.m, agents, ahead, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dozen, dug, entire, fbi, garden, heavens, left, letter, love, morning, officers, plant, plot, potato, potatoes, received, sakes, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 09:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Pocket hole jig needed?

Started by PaulT, 12th December 2002 09:50 PM

1/4, abt, benches, colour, day, elder, form, guess, heaven, hole, inch, jig, legs, needed, notch, original, outdoor, painted, pine, pocket, questions-, redwood, replace, setting, son, table, timber, times, treated, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 2,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2002 09:50 PM; by PaulT

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HINTS & TIPS

John & Alexander

Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 02:06 PM

alexander, bird, bits, bloody, boss, box, bright, bring, brings, colourful, desk, easy, empties, fruit, hands, hard, head, jigsaw, john, johns, loops, office, picture, pieces, quick, son, takes, understand, what’s, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2002 08:15 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Jack Schitt

Started by cliff cook, 28th September 2002 12:58 AM

announcement, awe, bride, brothers, bull, ceremony, chicken, childhood, children, deep, dip, dual, fulla, giva, inseparable, jack, left, loda, married, nervous, newspaper, noe, piza, produced, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt-sherlock, son, subsequently, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2002 12:58 AM; by cliff cook

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JOKES

quick wit

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:08 PM

asia, countries, dad, heard, marries, quick, son, true, wife, wit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2002 12:22 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

The good, the bad & the ugly

Started by DarrylF, 29th August 2002 09:47 PM

bad, bees, birds, carrying, christmas, clients, corrections, coworkers, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, fashion, fatigues, friend, good, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, money, postmans, pregnant, shotgun, son, talk, ugly, understands, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2002 09:47 PM; by DarrylF

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JOKES

ash tasting

Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2002 11:22 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

perfect breakfast

Started by Kev Y., 28th February 2002 09:40 PM

breakfast, carton, cover, daughter, forbes, front, milk, mistress, penthouse, perfect, sitting, son, table, wheaties, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2002 09:40 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

men who brag

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:44 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Piece of Ash

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:06 PM

ash, beech, begins, biggest, birch, gentlemen, grow, growing, johnno, lands, pecker, piece, replies, son, takes, tall, taste, tell.a, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods.a

Replies: 4
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2001 05:19 PM; by JackoH

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JOKES

tiger woods

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:21 PM

attendant, balls, bends, bmw, boys, called, countryside, dem, den, dey, driving, earth, fall, foockin, greets, ground, inquires, irish, irishman, jaysus, pocket, pump, replies, resting, shirt, son, tees, tiger, tink, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:21 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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Poll: Haysus made me do it .... another display