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Bathroom reno... Question on waterproofing..

Started by Sugam, 15th December 2007 08:55 PM

agreed, apply, aware, bathroom, cement, color, guy, idea, involved, laid, paint/membrane, question, reno, sealant, sheet, sheet/blue, straight, tia, tiles, top, waterproofing, woman, workmanship

Replies: 10
Views: 4,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 10:19 PM; by China

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Fascinating but clever

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2007 02:02 PM

alarms, alas, amity, animosity, cash, clever, decimal, dot, earthquakes, election, eleven, fascinating, finale, grand, hitler, letters, lies, lost, machines, morse, mother-in-law, queer, rearrange, recount, results, shake, snooze, twelve, woman, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 08:42 AM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mum Ignored Baby's Broken Bones

Started by Metal Head, 30th November 2007 09:09 PM

$2003, baby, babys, bones, broken, care, caused, chest, child, court, daughter, fourth, fractured, hospital, injuries, injury, judge, kingham, limbs, medical, months, mother, mum, pregnant, ribs, sentencing, severe, told, weeks, woman$

Replies: 7
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 11:54 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Manners

Started by wheelinround, 30th November 2007 03:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Bicycle

Started by Elbow, 30th November 2007 02:10 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 09:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Whoom

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th November 2007 09:01 AM

allan, buffalo, conversation, doctor, doctors, gentlemen, heard, hospital, indian, john, overheard, overhearing, pass, passing, replied, sister, spelt, standing, talking, wallan, water, whoom, wind, woman, womb, woomb, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 02:44 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The birds and the bees

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th November 2007 06:01 PM

baby, beach, bees, billy, birds, brings, class, explained, fall, hand, love, meet, miss, months, shag, sister, stork, teacher, telling, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 2,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 04:51 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Expectant father.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th November 2007 09:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Price Check

Started by wheelinround, 23rd November 2007 07:07 AM

bread, bunnings, buys, carton, cautious, check, coles, coming, fearful, finally, fly, groceries, grocery, home, hubbies, loads, loaf, milk, pick, price, return, shopping, sold, stash, tools, trolley, wesfarmers, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 12:15 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Mums Fridge

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:03 PM

answered, built, dad, dinner, door, explained, folks, fridge, gained, home, inside, lost, lovely, mom, mums, over-eat, perfectly, picture, pounds, refrigerator, remind, risque, scantily-clad, set, slender, table, taped, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:03 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Speaking of old jokes.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th November 2007 07:20 AM

butcher, chops, joke, jokes, lamb, lean, madam, occupation, shopper, speaking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 07:20 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

pest control

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:20 PM

affair, afternoon, arrived, bastards, bedroom, bugs-b-gone, carrying, closet, clothes, company, complaint, control, exterminator, home, husband, infestation, inspector, investigating, looked, moths, naked, passionate, pest, quick, replied, search, suspicious, unexpectedly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:16 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Diet Workshop

Started by Rodgera, 13th November 2007 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Barry chatting up..

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:15 AM

barry, book, call, chatting, female, impersonator, living, phone, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 10:15 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Man smart - Woman smarter

Started by BazzaDLB, 8th November 2007 08:15 PM

arrangements, blue, bluegill, box, caught, finalised, fish, fishing, funeral, home, house, husband, lots, man, opportunity, pack, promotion, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, smart, smarter, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:15 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Visit to the Docs #2

Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM

announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 01:12 AM; by Dusty

Forum:
JOKES

Paint

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:50 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:50 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Golfer

Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 10:21 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

How many?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 03:53 PM

allan, bed, bride, counting, couple, dying, edge, hope, lips, minutes, newlywed, pouted, replied, sat, sshhh, time, waiting, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 04:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Visit to the doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:13 PM

115, 140, basic, blood, checks, doctor, doctors, fat, foot, height, items, measures, nurse, physical, pressure, scale, screams, short, slender, starts, takes, tall, tells, visit, weigh, weight, woman, yearly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:13 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM

amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

For all those shoppers !!

Started by wheelinround, 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM

ahead, beautiful, buy, care, chuckled, coffee, condition, corridor, day, dead, doctor, feeling, finished, guilty, hope, husband, husbands, lady, proud, pulling, rest, sale, shop, shoppers, shopping, shops, shouted, town, trip, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Never mix women with fishing (US style)

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM

assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 06:34 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

For the Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 20th September 2007 10:23 AM

babe, bear, beautiful, beauty, bitch, call, charming, control, douse, embrace, flame, handle, hell, hold, individual, ladies, makes, means, ounce, proud, send, smile, speak, squash, stand, succeed, title, total, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 08:38 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

Protecting stumps

Started by LotteBum, 19th September 2007 12:22 PM

build, cheers, created, deck, diagram, dust, evidenced, excavate, forum, front, guys, hope, insight, late, listened, lotte, noted, opinion, partner, past, path, protecting, smart, soil, storm, stumps, unbelievable, weekend, wetting, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 2,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 09:21 AM; by LotteBum

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

BBQ Rules

Started by Rodgera, 15th September 2007 06:58 PM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, brings, burning, concludes, cooking, dishes, efforts, enjoyed, grill, makes, meat, napkins, night, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, situation, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 07:05 PM; by johnc

Forum:
JOKES

Night out with the boys

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 07:08 AM

boys, fight, friend, husband, night, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 02:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Help Is On The Way

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2007 07:35 PM

afternoon, ago, arms, button, chest, computer, crossed, duty, foot, friend, front, impatiently, lab, main, minutes, noticed, position, pushed, quiet, replied, screen, sitting, staring, tapping, time, twenty, woman, workstations

Replies: 3
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:47 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

A put-down or what?

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th September 2007 09:15 AM

1959, age, ago, attended, class, closely, crush, dark-haired, dentist, examined, graduated, guilty, guy, looked, love, morgan, park, put-down, putdown, replied, school, secret, son-of-a-bitch, surely, teach, teeth, thinking, ugly, woman, wrinkled

Replies: 5
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 05:14 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Fairy tale

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th September 2007 09:48 AM

ago, bitch, day, fairy, nag, surprisingly, tale, time, whine, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 03:25 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Memories That Come Back To Haunt You

Started by rtfarty, 2nd September 2007 02:31 AM

1980, billiards, blonde, car, child, children, disgusted, drunk, english, front, hampstead, haunt, height, leaving, looked, memories, met, night, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 08:19 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Instant v stoarge Howt water service

Started by Mcblurter, 4th May 2007 02:29 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bar, baths, cheers, double, ducted, entendre, gas, heating, hot, howt, instant, live, mcblurter, melbourne, people, pipes, pressure, rarely, rating, service, showers, simultaneously, situation, star, stoarge, taps, walks, water, woman, worrying

Replies: 48
Views: 9,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 12:07 AM; by tameriska

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Fair Dinkum

Started by pawnhead, 15th August 2007 01:10 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

armed, atlanta, brides, cab, crabs, crack, crows, dinkum, dinkum.stone, fair, federal, flaming, flat, flight, he’d, hostess, journal-constitution, loose, nightie, reckon, reynolds, rules, seppos, slang, swear, swore, sydney, told, whip, woman

Replies: 45
Views: 6,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 10:08 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Occupational hazzard

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM

beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 05:15 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

A question for the girls.

Started by Terry B, 25th July 2007 12:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, girls, question, speaks, stumped, woman, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2007 11:54 PM; by kekemo

Forum:
JOKES

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