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American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Birds and beasts

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:48 AM

4-year-old, answer, beasts, bees, birds, birth, calf, childbirth, cow, cows, event, explaining, fast, fence, gasped, gonna, gun, helping, hit, jump, lad, noticed, questions, soaking, son, standing, start, walked, wide-eyed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

THE pill.....

Started by Christopha, 27th April 2006 12:42 PM

$10.00, $110.00, $50.00, answered, bill, bottle, break, cabinet, care, expensive, found, grandma, grandpa, hundred, kids, leave, medicine, money, morning, overnight, pill, pillow, pills, son, sons, strong, told, viagra, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 06:33 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

What is this

Started by macca2, 16th April 2006 08:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

auction, dad, idea, macca, picked, size, son

Replies: 18
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 01:44 PM; by arose62

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Photo size ?

Started by Munga, 16th April 2006 10:53 PM

1.02, 1.04, arch, confused, email, format, jpg, modified, photo, pics, poker, postable, properties, size, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 2,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 02:01 AM; by zenwood

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Affairs

Started by Baz, 13th April 2006 06:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 06:41 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Poll: Do you like your mother-in-law?

Started by Wongo, 24th October 2005 11:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

appreciates, apricotripper, constantly, created, female, funeral, hate, hated, hearing, job, loves, lucky, makes, man’s, mother, mother-in-law, mother-in-law’s, motherinlaw, nagged, nature, partner, partner’s, party, singles, son, you’ve

Replies: 50
Views: 6,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 03:06 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
POLLS

Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
JOKES

Repairing cassette tape

Started by jmk89, 17th March 2006 08:35 PM

1/2, audio, broken, buy, cassette, cassettes, couple, dick, hands, kit, kits, loved, repair, repairing, smith/tandy, sold, son, splice, splicing, suffered, tape, time

Replies: 12
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2006 08:17 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Priest who could not lie

Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM

answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 11:18 PM; by durwood

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JOKES

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Children

Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 11:39 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Wot has she bought? ('puters again)

Started by Daddles, 18th February 2006 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

academy, bit, boffin, bought, card, computer, david, days, ease, favourite, game, games, gfs, graphics, jedi, jones, lad, local, play, plays, puters, sadly, shed, shop, son, sons, talking, thursday, top, wot

Replies: 19
Views: 2,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2006 06:02 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

B&D Rolladoor

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:05 AM

3/4, automatic, b&d, bandd, bottom, check, direction, hits, hitting, hoping, jammed, limits, loose, overdrives, played, range, resseting, reverses, rolladoor, rollerdoor, shifted, son, stops, twisted, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 10:30 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

only in america

Started by Tonyz, 24th January 2006 11:39 AM

america, arrested, ask?rolleyes, attorney, caleb, chest, confused, county, district, father, ground, hitting, kackstetter, klamath, knocked, leg, missed, multiple, officer, passenger, police, prosthetic, removed, report, situation, son, threw, times, trooper, vehicle

Replies: 14
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 08:34 PM; by stevebaby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good street name.

Started by ozwinner, 18th January 2006 07:27 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, armed, awayed, broard, cover, darkness, daylight, eek, fellows, good, inprinted, intersting, mind, minutes, names, pinpot, shifter, sign, son, street, uni, veiwer, walk, welcom

Replies: 43
Views: 4,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:45 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

AT Last...

Started by Baz, 22nd January 2006 07:36 PM

bother, confession, conscience, father, hed, joke, lumber, novena, otoole, plans, priest, repent, selling, son, stealing, time, told, twenty, understand, wood, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 09:23 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Yeahhwooooo

Started by ozwinner, 17th December 2005 08:52 PM

100%, 1950s, ago, ankle, anywho, banana, broken, buying, concreters, cracked, earn, front, grade, job, likes, loud, monday, money, movies, releif, sci, son, sooooo, sore, spent, time, walking, watching, weeks, yeahhwooooo

Replies: 12
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 10:18 AM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On a lighter note......

Started by ozwinner, 13th December 2005 07:08 PM

21st, airport, august, birthday, catch, celebrate, central, eve, exchange, heaps, life, lighter, love, note, pepsi, plan, plane, planned, son, spend, square, student, stuff, tele, uni, vancouver, weeks, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 01:11 PM; by Slavo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

what a great couple of days

Started by doug the slug, 3rd December 2005 09:41 PM

airport, andymac, archerfield, biotechy2k, brisbane, couple, days, dropping, eco, exador, family, forum, friday, funeral, great, hubby, mathew, meet, morning, night, ruffly_rustic, run, son, thursday, timber, toowoomba, trip, urban, wait, woodrat

Replies: 5
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 10:51 PM; by doug the slug

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Fido

Started by Wood Borer, 30th November 2005 02:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2005 09:48 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

help John Ashcroft

Started by john ashcroft, 9th January 2005 11:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adelaide, ashcroft, aus, crash, email, experiances, forum, found, john, live, lives, lost, message, mildura, past, re-connect, read, son, u.k, write

Replies: 16
Views: 2,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 07:33 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Started by Christopha, 10th November 2005 12:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2pm, aaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhh, angry, breaking, breath, brother, confident, difficult, driver, exam, frustrated, helping, holding, john, johnny, love, mess, night, positive, rang, real, son, sore, spoke, support, tears, times, train, uni, unlike

Replies: 32
Views: 3,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 02:25 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My Son the Veterinarian

Started by Kev Y., 30th October 2005 03:07 PM

amazed, answered, approached, cat, collection, curiosity, honorable, houses, lady, las, living, notice, overcome, pastor, plate, practice, profession, proudly, reno, replied, send, son, successful, sunday, vegas, veterinarian, week, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 09:41 PM; by biotechy2k

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JOKES

Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

The farmer's son.

Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:27 PM

admission, beard, can’t, count?”, dad, don’t, famous, farmer, home, intellectual, land, lot, message, mum, photo, proud, rebel, received, reply, school, schooling, son, spell”, terse, twelve, universities, university, written, “how, “what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 10:31 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Thumbs up to Majorpanic!

Started by Wild Dingo, 14th October 2005 02:04 AM

actual, camphor, cheers, cool, disheartening, excellent, fine, gander, gotta, hell, http://www.majorpanic.com, laurel, lot, majorpanic, mate, notes, professed, reckon, site, son, spent, stuff, taught, thumbs, update, wandering, website, wee, woodbutcher, worthy

Replies: 9
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2005 01:59 PM; by bitingmidge

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HAVE YOUR SAY

I'm on two weeks' holiday:)

Started by zenwood, 10th October 2005 12:54 PM

bench, boxes, ducting, gift, holiday, lots, overhead, planned, samurai, shed, son, sword, tables, time, top, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2005 08:22 PM; by Captain Chaos

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Bathroom Reno

Started by Simomatra, 22nd September 2005 02:13 PM

apeared, bath, bathroom, bed, cement, fairly, floor, forward, impressed, laid, mare, morning, night, process, removing, reno, sam, sheeted, sheeting, shower, son, started, straight, surround, tied, tiler, tiles, toilet, walls, waste

Replies: 6
Views: 2,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 02:34 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

It's happening again

Started by Iain, 30th August 2005 08:57 AM

abidjan, account, await, claim, company, cote, country, divoire, email, foster, fund, fund.i, happening, industry, investment, kabila, k_foster2222@yahoo.co.in, personal, private, purposes, reply, response, retrieve, security, son, soonest, star, telecommunication, transfer, transport

Replies: 7
Views: 1,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 08:55 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Lion and Albert

Started by Iain, 27th August 2005 06:53 PM

albert, andle, called, cap, clothes, decided, ead, eat, eaten, edgar, feller, heard, keeper, lad, lion, lions, magistrate, manager, marriott, mother, paid, ramsbottom, rights, shame, sin, son, stick, sunday, wallace, yon

Replies: 7
Views: 2,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 05:09 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Pancakes

Started by fxst, 16th August 2005 06:52 PM

angel, appeared, arrived, boy, breakfast, brenda, child, confidently, declared, doctor, examining, exclaimed, explained, father, gee, health, hesitation, middle, morning, mum, pancakes, replied, rest, six-year-old, solve, son, stack, steve, table, warm

Replies: 4
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Gone to Heaven

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM

160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 10:14 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

MODERN DAY EXPLANATION OF BIRDS & BEES

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:42 PM

agreed, appeared, bees, birds, blessed, born, button, dad, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, explanation, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, modern, mom, months, mother, pop-up, ready, secluded, son, upload

Replies: 0
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 02:42 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Good Country

Started by og_wrangler, 19th July 2005 12:07 PM

album, artist, blend, checking, country, figured, friend, good, hear, introduced, jennings, legendary, licks, music, named, page, rock, shooter, shooters, son, sound, space, unique, universal, waylon, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2005 02:38 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Censored

Started by Daddles, 22nd April 2005 11:59 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2005 08:24 PM; by Shane Watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mickey Mouse outfit

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:34 AM

birthday, bought, cartoons, cricket, daddy, disney, entire, father, favourite, halves, happiness, heir, inspiration, life, mickey, mouse, ninth, obsessed, outfit, proud, replied, son, sons, spoke, studios, sultan, team, theatres, watch, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:59 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Which Way? (Men only I hope!)

Started by Christopha, 22nd February 2005 08:28 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

beardless, grain, grain-er, hope, men, poll, post, requesting, shave, son

Replies: 52
Views: 6,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2005 08:18 AM; by Iain

Forum:
POLLS

Oldy but a Woody

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:40 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, oldy, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:40 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Pizza and table top don't mix

Started by Gumby, 29th September 2004 11:26 PM

$1000, advice, approx, box, dining, dull, french, friends, hot, ideas, league, lovely, marks, mix, nice, past, phone, pizza, polished, poly, quoted, read, removing, sheen, son, spot, stuffed, table, top

Replies: 14
Views: 4,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 08:42 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

Downtime

Started by Finger Dicer, 19th March 2005 11:21 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2005 03:38 AM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Neanderkid

Started by Groggy, 18th February 2005 11:35 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appreciates, curlies, cut, feeling, forget, hand, hurry, inside, knees, memory, moment, neanderkid, nice, noticed, piece, plane, planed, pow-whirrr, scratches, shop, son, special, square, strokes, tools, vice, watch, watching, wood, y.o

Replies: 30
Views: 4,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2005 05:42 PM; by jackiew

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Attention all foilies

Started by Kev Y., 15th February 2005 08:52 AM

730, atleast, attention, beanies, bludger, called, constantly, dole, experimenting, foil, foilies, guess, guys, illigitimate, microwaves, momnday, myth-busters, night, ozwinner, run, sbs, selection, series, son, vast, watching, wearing

Replies: 14
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 06:22 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Rose Garden (a.k.a. The Mower Incident)

Started by Groggy, 29th January 2005 08:46 PM

aka, band, bit, confused, cups, dog, ear, earmuffs, ears, finished, front, garden, hearing, hit, incident, legs, mower, protectors, repairing, ride-on, rose, runs, shot, son, stop, swmbo, tail, time, tractor, trees

Replies: 6
Views: 2,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 10:25 PM; by baseball

Forum:
JOKES

Re-attaching teenager to family

Started by arose62, 21st January 2005 10:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amounts, andrew, bedroom, cabinet, cheers, conveniently, door, equal, everyones, family, glass, happy, heard, inside, locking, play, playstation, re-attaching, reading, reattaching, salvaged, son, stereo, teenaged, teenager, thrown-out, time, vast, window, y.o

Replies: 20
Views: 3,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 07:17 AM; by Iain

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Fountain of Youth

Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 07:51 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Whores and Hockey players

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 10:51 PM

boy, buy, canada, earlier, feet, florida, half, head, heads, hell, hockey, impressed, leave, lettuce, manager, people, persists, play, players, replied, sell, sir, situation, son, supermarket, tells, whod, whores, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 03:45 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

I was a good boy

Started by ozwinner, 28th December 2004 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bottle, boy, brung, dun, dvd, good, missus, nice, port, santa, snuggle, son, steptoe, yeah, youse

Replies: 23
Views: 2,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2005 01:38 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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