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One of our lady woodies?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM

1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 09:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

A bit on the side

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th November 2007 06:11 PM

allan, bit, john, moved, park, replied, sitting, surprised, woodies, yarning

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 09:13 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Drop your dax

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM

ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 04:59 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Water Bore

Started by Buzz, 12th November 2007 11:00 PM

3.6, appreciated, bogged, bore, casing, cavity, ceased, chris, coupling, dirt, disconnected, finally, fines, hit, metres, move, mud, pick-up, pipe, pull, pump, runs, series, sitting, slightly, slots, sort, suggestions, tape, water

Replies: 4
Views: 3,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 01:24 PM; by whitewood

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Leaking Roof

Started by nev25, 9th November 2007 11:23 PM

action, ago, bead, capillary, capping, common, due, fil, lead, leaking, marks, mentioned, nails, paint, painter, plumber, ran, replace, retied, roof, roofing, rubber, seal, silastic, sitting, suggested, suggestions, tek-screws, tin, washers

Replies: 3
Views: 2,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 11:57 PM; by m2c1Iw

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Steel I-beams under bearers?!

Started by madrussian, 4th November 2007 08:42 PM

appreciated, bearers, brick, cheers, floorboards, girders, greatly, hell, house, i-beams, ibeams, joists, lot, mate, piers, remove, reno, restump, set, set-up, sitting, slide, steel, struck, struggling, stumps, sub-floor, thoughts/suggestions, underneath, weight

Replies: 3
Views: 2,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 05:01 PM; by madrussian

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Extra support?

Started by Tiger, 5th November 2007 12:28 PM

1200, 500, bath, bearers, blocking, blocks, brick, extra, fit, floorboards, hardwood, helping, install, joists, lot, navigate, pillars, pine, plumbing, question, raised, sister, sitting, support, supported, underneath, unusable, water, wiring, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 06:05 PM; by bricks

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Roughing in electrics

Started by bio[diversity], 5th November 2007 03:55 PM

240, allowed, appreciated, bare, brick, cavity, cheers, conduit, connect, electrician, electrics, flex, generator, inside, law, licensed, metal, muchly, penetrations, roughing, run, setup, sitting, ties, top, touching, volt, wall, wind, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 2,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 01:36 AM; by nev25

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Lifting a slate floor

Started by DNL, 23rd October 2007 08:30 AM

.5mm, 15m2, adhesive, apparently, appreciated, blade, boards, cheers, dave, expected, floor, gday, hoping, hours, job, lift, lifting, remove, residual, sander, scrapping, sheets, similar, sitting, slate, straight, stripper, suggestions, thin, tiles

Replies: 2
Views: 9,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 06:55 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
FLOORING

Living Will

Started by whitewood, 26th October 2007 02:34 PM

bitch, bottle, computer, dependent, fluids, friend, live, living, machine, night, plug, pull, shes, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, willlast, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 02:34 PM; by whitewood

Forum:
JOKES

Tank base query

Started by cart, 10th October 2007 01:29 AM

3000lt, 500mm, base, base.i, cart, direction, distribution, effect, forum, larger, metre, pine, query, reading, retaining, sand, sitting, sleepers, tank, threads, volume, wall, water, weight

Replies: 7
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2007 08:18 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

latest from janet & john

Started by jow104, 20th October 2007 05:21 AM

crossstitch, frame, janet, john, latest, leaves, picture, sitting

Replies: 2
Views: 881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Loose toilet pan on concrete slab

Started by lateral, 7th June 2007 11:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bond, broken, cement, concrete, directly, greg, guys, loose, pan, provide, restick, sitting, slab, toilet, top, workshop

Replies: 15
Views: 7,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2007 05:56 PM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Wife trouble!

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th October 2007 03:55 PM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, lounge, machine, night, plug, pull, sitting, threw, trouble, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 06:13 PM; by davo453

Forum:
JOKES

Church organist

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 10:02 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, church, condom, directions, disease, floater, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 10:02 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Non wood related but funny none the less

Started by manoftalent, 7th October 2007 03:22 PM

20th, 25th, agreed, anniversary, australia, cared, drink, fabulous, funny, guy, guys, hard, harry, hey, mate, moment, planned, pretty, related, sat, silence, sitting, suppose, taking, thinking, top, trip, week, wife, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 03:45 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Attaching joists to bearers

Started by Loki429, 3rd October 2007 04:30 PM

100, 250, acceptable, applies, attaching, bearer, bearers, cheers, deck, difference, f14, hangers, hardwood, join, joist, joists, method, nail, nails, question, recommended, referring, roof, sitting, skew, sufficient, supported, top, triplegrips/multigrips, unitie

Replies: 6
Views: 26,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:05 AM; by Loki429

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Deck finish - to weather or not to weather?

Started by Mick666, 7th March 2007 12:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2months, agent, appreciated, boards, cuts, deck, dryness, finish, garage, greatly, hard, head, house, input, joist, length, mick, neat, paint, pine, relevance, screwtek/bugle, sealing, shed, sitting, suggestions, time, told, treated, weather

Replies: 15
Views: 12,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 11:31 AM; by Mick666

Forum:
DECKING

Cigarette with a difference

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st October 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bank, camp, camped, cigarette, commune, creek, difference, drinks, evening, fishing, fizzy, imbibing, john, lights, mate, missed, nameless, nature, overnight, pzzed, remain, replies, sitting, smoke, smoked, trip, wanders, woodie, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 02:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Glass of beer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 11:53 AM

added, allan, answer, bar, beer, call, decided, drinker, dying, glass, hope, left, minutes, nature, note, protect, read, returned, sitting, spat, time, worried, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 02:54 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

carnubra wax

Started by astrid, 21st September 2007 12:01 AM

astrid, bought, canubra, carnubra, discovered, flakes, forums, gum, guys, hell, hogging, joy, laughing, mix, moths, pure, question, reputable, simple, sitting, source, turps, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 2,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:33 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

clay bricks in a wood fired pizza oven

Started by Trav, 26th July 2007 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$bottom, bricks, business, cement, clay, concrete, expect, fill, fired, firing, gaps, hot, insulate, kiln, oven, pavers, pizza, pottery, proper, reason, refractory, render, shelves, sitting, slab, thick, thinking, top, trav, wood$

Replies: 21
Views: 28,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 09:30 PM; by yaryetnom

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Stiff upper lip

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th September 2007 11:58 AM

american, blood, british, complaining, continued, dryly, english, englishman, french, indian, italian, lip, mother, opposite, replied, rest, sets, sitting, sporting, starts, stiff, stuffy, swedish, train, trip, upper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 03:16 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Karate chop

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM

assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 02:26 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Help Is On The Way

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2007 07:35 PM

afternoon, ago, arms, button, chest, computer, crossed, duty, foot, friend, front, impatiently, lab, main, minutes, noticed, position, pushed, quiet, replied, screen, sitting, staring, tapping, time, twenty, woman, workstations

Replies: 3
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:47 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Restumping - removing out brick wall

Started by felsmad, 19th August 2007 03:17 PM

120mm, 12mm, 75mm, 75x75, advance, bearer, bearers, brick, bricks, close, compensate, corner, cracking, distances, drought, due, falling, house, kitchen, knock, load, main, middle, permimeters, removing, restumping, sitting, stumps, tossing, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 2,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:17 PM; by felsmad

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Easy mix for Shellac

Started by martink, 1st July 2007 11:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3179, 3785, 454, 700, ciao, cut, doe, easier, easy, example-, gallon, grams, hava, ims, jar, life, makes, mention, mix, pound, rounded, rounding, scales, sense, shellac, sitting, sthis, this-, weight, wise

Replies: 15
Views: 13,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 10:56 AM; by Sofaman

Forum:
FINISHING

Franchises Available

Started by echnidna, 10th August 2007 08:59 PM

advice, cliffy, coasters, concluded, famous, forum, franchise, franchises, gimmick, holders, huge, imagine, rats, ring, seeking, shirt, sitting, speciality, stuff, tea, thread, towel, woodworking, wooodie, words

Replies: 9
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2007 08:52 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A train story

Started by watson, 19th July 2007 05:29 PM

australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, emerges, fondled, giggle, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, lady, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, story, swiss, top, train, tunnel, wait

Replies: 10
Views: 2,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 04:43 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

quick question

Started by goldchaser, 28th July 2007 08:51 PM

4deg, answer, building, cheers, corner, cut, easy, fascia, front, gap, gettin, goldchaser, guys, house, leading, match, post, posts, question, quick, rear, simple, sitting, straight, thinking, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 05:24 PM; by goldchaser

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Help with a 2 cycle motor

Started by th3revolution, 21st July 2007 06:14 PM

carb, carburetor, checked, cleaned, cycle, diaphragm, discovered, fuel, hornet, lawn, lines, motor, noticed, perished, plug, pulled, replaced, ryobi, sitting, spark, start, stiff, top, troubles

Replies: 12
Views: 2,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 05:47 PM; by nswnotill

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

re-staining pine

Started by laynlo, 18th July 2007 09:07 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 7,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 11:24 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
FINISHING

Shower base install. Oops :(

Started by gary70au, 10th July 2007 05:12 PM

8mm, angle, apparently, appreciated, assistance, base, bloody, corner, ensuite, gary, greatly, install, installed, layed, oops, past, protrudes, proud, sheeting, shower, sit, sitting, slightly, square, stem, suggest, tiles, villaboard, waterproofing, weeks

Replies: 14
Views: 13,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2007 10:59 AM; by davo_scuba

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Who duunit?

Started by outback, 8th July 2007 11:54 AM

alps, australian, bloke, blonde, breasts, cheek, dark, duunit, emerges, fondled, girl, greek, grope, groped, guy, kiwi, lady, missed, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 10:14 AM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Two Parrots

Started by Ruddy, 29th June 2007 03:00 PM

doh, fish, parrots, perch, sitting, smell

Replies: 4
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2007 06:22 AM; by pitbull

Forum:
JOKES

Advice On Toilet Globe/Extractor Fan

Started by Metal Head, 28th June 2007 10:43 PM

advice, attachment, aware, awkward, burn, cheers, day, depth, extractor/globe, fan, globe or extractor, head, heat, job, mounted, operate, purchase, seperate, short, sitting, stay, switch, time, toilet, top, unit, units, wall, weatherboard, wink

Replies: 3
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2007 11:12 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Redgum sleeper benches

Started by Mcblurter, 14th June 2007 02:19 PM

200, bench, benches, bunnys, cemented, cheers, ground, legs, mcblurter, minimise, pine, planks, prone, putting, redgum, seating, simple, sitting, sleeper, spaced, suggestions, thinking, top, treated, warp, wondering, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 2,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2007 10:45 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Lucky find?

Started by gdf26562, 19th May 2007 05:19 PM

bloke, brother, ebay, fix, fixing, found, frames, happy, hard, home, jobs, joinery, list, load, lucky, mind, plenty, sell, shop, sitting, specialising, tip, tlc, trailer, type, waiting, windows

Replies: 2
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 08:33 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Monday Madness

Started by Daddles, 28th May 2007 10:51 AM

battery, bikes, briskly, bugger, car, computer, cover, dead, driven, home, hope, ignition, keys, lad, left, madness, monday, motor, putting, quick, rain, roll, shower, sit, sitting, time, tonneau, wash, widscreen, windscreen

Replies: 9
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 02:13 PM; by jmk89

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mould resistant coating.

Started by MikeT, 13th May 2007 05:00 PM

based, bed, coating, estapol, exe, exterior, half, hls, interior, litre, mention, mould, oil, outdoor, owners, paint, pretty, previous, primer, resistance, resistant, shed, shellac, sikkins, sitting, stuff, thick, treatex, turpsd, wattyl

Replies: 4
Views: 8,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2007 08:25 PM; by MikeT

Forum:
FINISHING

The Lawyer and the Blonde

Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM

answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Floor covering under kitchen cabinets?

Started by OBBob, 16th May 2007 12:42 PM

boards, cabinets, chance, change, comments, contractor, covering, damaged, expand, floor, flooring, found, future, guess, house, installing, kitchen, mass, pinning, pissed, purchased, putting, recommend, rest, sitting, teh, tongue, top, true, yellow

Replies: 9
Views: 2,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2007 10:18 AM; by Larry McCully

Forum:
FLOORING

Drainage Pump

Started by Flyboy, 9th May 2007 06:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12v, 240v, 3-400, amps, automatic, bilge, days, drainage, float, ideas, jaycar, l/hr, lot, main, marine, power, preferred, pump, purpose, rain, rang, rate, rated, sitting, sourced, specifically, suitable, sump, supply, switch

Replies: 15
Views: 4,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2007 10:39 PM; by silentC

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Room-to-Room ducting. . .

Started by Jedo_03, 7th April 2007 10:49 PM

2/3, air, air-con, bedroom, buy, cheap, cold, cool, costa, duct, ducting, el-cheepo, fans, fire, heard, hot, hot/cold, jedo, kitchen, powerful, pump, quanta, room-to-room, roomtoroom, sitting, system, vaguely, wondering, wood, ya-know

Replies: 12
Views: 3,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2007 09:27 PM; by clairdar

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Wet gyprock

Started by Timbo's Shed, 28th April 2007 03:37 PM

bedroom, dry, floor, garage, gyprock, hung, lot, lumpy, plastering, process, rain, run, save, sheets, sitting, tim, wall, water, week, wet

Replies: 5
Views: 5,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2007 10:52 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

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