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Something to do when bored

Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed

Replies: 34
Views: 4,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 09:59 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Earthquake Rocks Frankston

Started by DaveInOz, 27th April 2005 01:55 PM

appeal, bone, boots, buys, china, clothing, earthquake, female, flannelette, food, frankston, hit, include, items, jeans, locals, moccasins, money, parcels, priceline, rocks, safeway, shirts, socks, sold, sport, sturdy, suits, torn, white

Replies: 11
Views: 2,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2005 01:27 PM; by vsquizz

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Magic In A Bottle

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th April 2005 11:15 PM

bottle, day, dresser, duo, finish, finishing, fish, future, harm, hit, internet, magic, marks, polish, previously, product, pull, question, restore, restrict, reviver, shine, sister, staining, suggested, tank, u-beaut, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2005 08:25 PM; by ozwinner

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FINISHING

Drying time for shellac

Started by Finger Dicer, 2nd April 2005 01:31 PM

$500.00, applied, brush, bunnings, coats, color, ct1, drying, durable, fininsh, finish, hard, harden, hit, identical, left, local, nice, pad, product, required, sanded, shellac, swmbo, takes, time, top, ubeaut, unfortunatley, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 3,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:58 AM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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Time Out

Started by Toggy, 26th February 2005 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1.3km, 2/3, ago, bandsaw, bin, chest, complacent, damn, fall, faulty, found, hit, hospital, ken, pains, regrind.d, round, rush, shed, sort, time, time;, toy, trip, trouble, valve, warned;, week, weeks, wheels

Replies: 23
Views: 2,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 05:18 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Rose Garden (a.k.a. The Mower Incident)

Started by Groggy, 29th January 2005 08:46 PM

aka, band, bit, confused, cups, dog, ear, earmuffs, ears, finished, front, garden, hearing, hit, incident, legs, mower, protectors, repairing, ride-on, rose, runs, shot, son, stop, swmbo, tail, time, tractor, trees

Replies: 6
Views: 2,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 10:25 PM; by baseball

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JOKES

The Rose Garden - Part Two

Started by Groggy, 1st February 2005 08:38 PM

called, dog, door, drive, ear, front, gap, garden, guy, hit, home, huh, inside, minutes, mower, nods, phone, property, questions, ride-on, rose, sale, shop, speed, swearing, swmbo, truck, ute, wall, wheels

Replies: 0
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:38 PM; by Groggy

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Yoo Hoo! Firefox users

Started by craigb, 18th January 2005 10:50 AM

arrow, behaviour, bottom, bugs, cheers, craig, finished, firefox, forcing, forum, frustated, hit, home, hoo, is;, main, page, reading, recently, returns, select, slightly, stop, switch, threads, top, users, yoo

Replies: 13
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 10:58 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

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Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

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Join the Army

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:22 PM

army, bad, bed, boxes, boys, bull, city, cow, coz, doug, ekka, feed, firing, foot, gotta, hit, johnsons, join, kilos, phil, piece, quick, reload, rollbar, roo, shooting, steady, target, truck, wrestle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:22 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

The help desk -- how may I help you?

Started by Bob Willson, 16th November 2004 06:27 PM

afternoon, antivirus, apple, button, capital, click, clicked, colleague, computer, customer, desk, hit, hours, internet, keyboard, left, letter, letters, microsoft, monitor, password, plugged, print, printer, program, stars, start, time, victor, word

Replies: 5
Views: 3,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2004 04:45 AM; by Bob Willson

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Well that REALLY sucked!

Started by DarrylF, 19th September 2004 09:53 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bad, buggered, bunch, car, clean, completely, drain, dry, earlier, fan, feet, floor, front, hail, heater, hit, hours, inches, luck, mdf, nothings, ply, storm, sucked, tilt, timber, water, wet, workshop, wound

Replies: 47
Views: 8,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 12:37 PM; by Bushrat

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Cutting Laminated Bench Top

Started by Karrie, 3rd October 2004 06:24 PM

bench, bent, blade, clamped, close, cut, cutting, dangerously, hit, installing, jig, jigsaw, kitchen, laminated, length, lined, moved, serve, short, snag, started, straight, top, wood, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 20,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 02:23 AM; by vsquizz

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KITCHENS

dog behaviour in woodworking shed!!!

Started by Rowan, 19th September 2004 11:34 AM

air, behaviour, chews, confused, dog, dogs, dust, eat, female, floor, fly, ground, hand, hit, licking, lying, male, nuts, piece, port, round, shavings, shed, sort, straight, takes, thicknesser, time, wood, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2004 02:23 AM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Form of Telemarketing

Started by Barry_White, 31st August 2004 06:16 PM

called, changing, company, computer, form, freetel, hang, hit, impersonal.mad, mad, night, phone, pick, program, recorded, rings, sell, set, starts, suppose, talk, telemarketers, telemarketing, telephone, voice, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 05:05 PM; by jackiew

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Top End

Started by Baz, 20th August 2004 08:23 PM

303, arch, blue, boss, bull-bars, bullbars, calls, end, farm, flashing, front, hand, head, helluva, hit, light, manager, minutes, motor-bike, pig, pigs, raged, remove, removed, right-front, shot, stuck, top, ute, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 08:23 PM; by Baz

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Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Insurance for woodworkers

Started by Toymaker Len, 23rd July 2004 03:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blanks, calls, companys, contact, cover, drawing, fall, head, hit, income, insurance, insurer, liability, market, mention, netted, nice, phone, products, provide, public, response, smoke, solid, stairs, sue, ten, told, woodworker/toymaker, woodworkers

Replies: 17
Views: 5,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 03:33 PM; by PAH1

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Where is it?

Started by journeyman Mick, 16th June 2004 11:51 AM

activate, administrators, ago, box, button, confuse, confused, damned, demigods, feature, figured, gods, hiccup, hit, hologram, mick, moderators, myopic, noticed, owners, page, plot, posters, posting, quick, reply, start, supposed, underneath, week

Replies: 7
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2004 12:34 AM; by Ian007

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

XF Falcon electrical woes

Started by scooter, 15th June 2004 10:59 PM

bit, brakes, confused, cut, draw, eek, electrical, falcon, fan, flicked, goodness, greatly, happened, headlights, hit, how/where, hunting, idea, morn, running, sean, slightly, sort, start, started, suspect, switch, wipers, woes, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 7,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 05:16 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

PM character limit

Started by craigb, 8th June 2004 12:14 PM

1000, chance, character, characters, craig, easily, hit, increased, limit, messgae, neil, pms, robbo, unnecessarily, verbose

Replies: 1
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2004 01:19 PM; by RETIRED

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Time shown on New posts

Started by Gumby, 3rd June 2004 02:19 PM

ago, aslo, barry, coming, computer, couple, forum, hit, hours, magazine, minutes, post, posts, refresh, search, setting, shown, time, times, trton, viewing, whgite, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 2,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2004 12:35 AM; by RETIRED

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Google

Started by tyrone, 21st April 2004 12:44 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2004 02:49 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Collective consciousness and mobile phones

Started by SteveI, 26th March 2004 04:37 PM

answer, bloody, button, call, called, calls, collective, consciousness, half, hand, hit, hour, idea, line, messages, mobile, noticed, pattern, people, phone, phones, random, receive, ringing, rule, send, stop, time, waiting, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:38 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hitman

Started by Baz, 19th March 2004 08:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2004 08:08 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Sign Of The Times

Started by DPB, 4th August 2003 03:43 PM

5.stay, ahead, avoid, back-swing, check, club, directly, extra, flush, front, game, golf, head, hit, local, newspaper, preparing, quick, shoulder-width, sign, stand, stolen, straight, strokes, taking, tee, testing, times, urinal, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 05:21 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Baz, 31st May 2003 11:02 PM

bellowing, cry, dad, downstairs, hammer, hanging, hit, johnny, laugh, lustily.his, matter, mother, pictures, serious, sobbed, soothed, tears, thumb, upset

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2003 11:02 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Forum Membership Status?

Started by Dazza007, 28th April 2003 03:26 PM

account, again?confused, age, answer, button, dyslexic, elevated, feature, fingers, forum, forums, hit, junior, limit, listed, membership, posting, querry, salutations, status, woodies, woodwork, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 2,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2003 05:45 PM; by kenmil

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Things I've Learned from My Children

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 11:16 PM

baseball, cats, ceiling, children, digestive, dizzy, eject, fan, filters, fire, glass, hit, jell-o, learned, lots, microwave, pass, pb&j, play-doh, pool, sandwiches, six-year-old, spray, start, strong, super, things, vcrs, walk, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 11:16 PM; by DavidG

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Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

super gloss/super tough finish

Started by WoodWad, 4th March 2003 08:39 PM

beautiful, brush, cabinet, comment, completed, cracks, finish, formulated, gloss or super, gloss/super, glossy, hard, heard, hey, highly, hit, home, oak, oil, polyurethane, possibly, product, silky, spray, super, tough, tougher, tung, whilst, woodwad

Replies: 2
Views: 4,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2003 10:59 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Just for the hell of it....

Started by Iain, 6th December 2002 08:29 AM

appeared, attention, claim, close, company, daughter, doctor, driver, east, favorite, finger, head, hell, hit, hospital, lost, maam, machine, mental, mother, moving, patients, paying, received, simply, space, star, time, train, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2002 08:58 AM; by coastie

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JOKES

lawyer joke

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM

absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Tradesmen 4

Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:10 AM

$48, $50, arrived, bill, broke, bucks, called, couple, duly, fifty, hammer, handed, hit, hitting, husband, itemised, knowing, machine, maintenence, mighty, minutes, pulled, started, straight, studied, tradesman, tradesmen, wall, washing, whack

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2001 12:10 AM; by Craig Euler

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JOKES

Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

How to use this BB.

Started by Shane Watson, 9th July 2001 11:51 AM

administrators, advantage, bit, board, cheers, click, combine, expect, faqs, feel, graphics, hit, hope, included, love, masterpiece, page, posts, read, rude, shane, skill, smart, suggest, talk, text, time, underlined, watson, week

Replies: 8
Views: 2,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2001 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

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HINTS & TIPS

I think the S,H,One T is going to hit the fan now!

Started by Island Ape, 10th May 2001 10:59 PM

alright, australians, awhile, build, check, clerk, customer, drove, fan, four-by-twos, gonna, hit, house, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, paused, pickup, returned, time, truck, two-by-fours, walked, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 07:44 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

a message from Gino

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:16 PM

ages, bit, board, bulletin, field, found, gino, hit, hog, jokes, message, post, quality, saving, spend, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

acting like a dill

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:51 PM

acting, attached, bucket, button, confused, dill, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, hundred, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, rose, roses, tall, told, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM

13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 11:37 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

new priest

Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:03 PM

ass, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, junior, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, rub-a-dub-dub, sip, slew, spook, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

BMW

Started by DonN, 13th October 2000 05:46 AM

13th, afraid, blowing, bmw, car, cop, day, decided, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, hair, heard, hell, hit, left, needle, nice, officer, paperwork, ran, shift, suddenly, week, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 05:46 AM; by DonN

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JOKES

Pain and Suffering

Started by Iain, 15th September 2000 10:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2000 10:10 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Divorce

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:29 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2000 09:32 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

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