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Gratuitous frog bashing

Started by craigb, 22nd July 2005 10:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alert, bashing, chirac, collaborate, crippling, destroyed, effectively, factory, fire, flag, france, frances, french, frog, gratuitous, level, levels, military, newsflash, officially, precipitated, president, raised, recent, reuters, rise, run, surrender, terror, white

Replies: 15
Views: 2,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2005 11:52 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Do you have working smoke detectors in your house?

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th July 2005 12:49 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ablaze, alarms, alerted, arrived, belongings, bit, broke, bugger, caught, community, curtains, detectors, family, fire, fortunately, house, kids, lighter, lost, mick, minutes, playing, shed, smoke, spreading, started, time, unharmed, water, working

Replies: 46
Views: 6,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2005 10:01 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Blithering idiot

Started by zathras, 3rd July 2005 09:30 PM

apogee, blithering, burn, cool, county, doug, driveway, feet, fire, fireworks, fuse, gonna, idiot, immediately, kids, light, lighter, looked, loud, night, popper, pretty, real, red, rocket, rockets, sky, sparks, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:51 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

QUELL smoke alarm (with built in private detective???

Started by ptrott, 23rd June 2005 02:00 AM

adults, alarm, alarms, amazing, arson, bed, bedroomeekeekeek, bla, built, caused, children, detective, detector, detects, fire, fires, hope, matches, phill.eek, playing, private, putting, quell, sense, short, smoke, smoking, started, watched, word

Replies: 8
Views: 5,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 07:56 PM; by ptrott

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Reverse Cycle Airconditioning

Started by MICKYG, 23rd June 2005 08:52 PM

air, airconditioning, colder, cycle, elements, fire, glen, heating, hot, innes, low, mike, minus, nice, night, post, real, reason, reverse, rolleyes, scrapping, summer, summers, temperature, times, unit, units, weeks, winter, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 10:57 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fire Alarms 240V

Started by MICKYG, 15th June 2005 07:31 PM

240v, alarms, answer, appreciated, battery, chatter, circuit, confused, coverage, enquiry, fire, hardwired, mike, smoke/fire, sparkies, switched, switching, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 2,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2005 10:02 AM; by MICKYG

Forum:
SAFETY

Doctor and engineer ...

Started by jackruss, 17th June 2005 10:57 AM

anytime, blind, buddy, clubhouse, contact, doctor, engineer, fire, free, george, golfers, guys, hey, idea, ineptitude, minutes, moment, morning, night, ophthalmologist, pastor, play, prayer, sad, saving, silent, slow, special, tonight, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:57 AM; by jackruss

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JOKES

Name that layout!

Started by ryanarcher, 30th March 2005 02:34 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

answer, bellingham, bieng, correct, day, days, department, fire, greenie, hands, hijack, hints, impossibe, inspired, joinery, joint, layout, mystery, picture, piece, post, project, quiz, shop, slip, succesful, t-shirt, thread, type, _ryan

Replies: 54
Views: 7,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 10:30 PM; by DanP

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

What's wrong with the world today

Started by silentC, 18th May 2005 11:07 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

added, brigade, bush, construction, cost, council, developments, fire, government, imposed, job, legislation, local, map, mapping, money, nsw, pay, percentage, prone, proposed, rates, regulation, result, rural, services, shaded, today, world, wrong

Replies: 33
Views: 4,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 01:29 AM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hair Day again

Started by Wood Borer, 13th May 2005 02:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blocked, blokes, dark, day, dob, earth, event, fire, guess, hair, hairdresser, haven’t, home, immediately, issues, knowing, lack, lucky, male, mentally, overcome, pda, record, remind, reminder, ringing, shattering, solve, swmbo, “notice”

Replies: 16
Views: 2,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 05:28 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

99.9% give others.......

Started by Peter R, 7th April 2005 11:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

999%, agreed, award, awarded, box, cashed, cigars, claim, claimed, company, contest, criminal, deleivering, fine, fire, frivilous, imposed, insurance, judge, lawyer, lawyers, paid, peter, policy, recent, ruling, stipulate, story, true, won

Replies: 20
Views: 3,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 10:41 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Queer Eye

Started by simon c, 24th February 2005 01:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloke, bomb, buisness, business, called, cost, enjoyed, eye, family, fancy, father, festool, fire, fish, front, giving, imagine, nick, passion, passions, queer, rodgers, spend, studio, telling, timber, time, tool, woodworking

Replies: 33
Views: 4,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2005 11:44 AM; by Kev-in Melb

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Fire in the street.

Started by Gumpy, 10th January 2005 12:28 PM

amazement, asian, buck, burning, curious, daniel, door, engine, enthusiasm, fire, hope, house, insurance, lurking, market, owners, past, people, property, quick, roaring, site, street, total, type

Replies: 11
Views: 2,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2005 10:49 AM; by ubeaut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Season's greetings to all!

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th December 2004 02:28 PM

30s, 70s, called, christmas, couple, delicious, dust, family, festivities, fire, goodies, hope, humidity, life, maxxing, middle, night, prawns, rains, reducing, rest, risk, season, settling, strip, tank, time, topping, water, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 07:38 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I just don't understand sometimes

Started by Peter R, 9th November 2004 07:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accident, coast, contract, danger, event, fire, habitat, horses, leiu, liable, method, muster, musterer, national, north, npws, nsw, park, parks, pathetic, payment, rampant, road, roam, running, sell, signs, suburbia, suggestion, understand

Replies: 31
Views: 6,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2004 10:04 AM; by barnsey

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A dog named Woodturner

Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM

bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner

Replies: 5
Views: 4,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 11:37 AM; by qyn

Forum:
JOKES

One-liners from the Edinburgh Comedy Festival

Started by simon c, 30th September 2004 11:59 AM

addison, arnold, assembly, brown, carr, chris, circus, comedy, dad, died, dog, edinburgh, family, feel, festival, fire, glasgow, hardware, icc, irish, jimmy, mum, oneliners, people, pleasance, shout, stand, store, susan, underbelly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:59 AM; by simon c

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JOKES

Rats

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 11:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, baits, burning, combat, control, decaying, die, drink, filthy, fire, leave, mad, oil, pest, premises, rat, rats, rid, soooooooooo, stench, stenching, stinks, stuck, wall, water

Replies: 20
Views: 4,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 09:43 AM; by simon c

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The oufit hasn't changed

Started by vsquizz, 29th August 2004 11:08 PM

000, 3600, age, bad, bedroom, chain, changed, choose, chuck, command, england, feel, fire, fond, girlfriend, greenwich, home, knowledge, lounge, meals, metal, navy, oufit, prefer, real, safe, time, told, tonnes, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 11:08 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Revenge

Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 02:02 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ FOR 24 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 24th June 2004 09:51 PM

basic, built, effects, evening, fire, framing, friends, hazard, june, knowledgeable, odd, quiz, reduce, remodeling, resist, respectfully, seldom, shrinkage, structures, styles, terms, warping, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2004 08:04 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Electric blanket safety

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd June 2004 05:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bedroom, bladder, blanket, burnt, caught, complete, continuous, control, due, electric, faulty, fire, inspection, megger, mother, physical, question, rated, safety, seqeb, switch, test, tested, testing, usage, view, visible, wifes, worn, worth

Replies: 17
Views: 5,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 08:02 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Insulation around a fire place.

Started by Snoopy, 7th May 2004 10:12 PM

box, conduct, corner, driven, extreme, fasteners, fibre, figure, fire, gyprock, half, heat, hot, idea, insulate, insulation, material, miniorb, nail, noticed, place, popular, remove, replace, sheeting, sits, special, suggest, wall, wall/studs

Replies: 10
Views: 4,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2004 11:56 PM; by IanA

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Danger of ignition?

Started by Ivor, 7th May 2004 02:12 PM

alight, catching, combustion, completed, danger, danish, estapol, finish, fire, guess, head, heater, ignition, initial, mantle, oil, oils, quandary, slow, surround, trick, tung

Replies: 8
Views: 2,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2004 06:20 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

help/advice needed please

Started by seriph1, 25th April 2004 09:47 AM

architectural, basically, booming, cast-stone, cornicing, crushed, discovered, due, fire, flammable, gas, grate, help or advice, hollow, home-we, inside, log, looking/feeling, mdf, needed, palm, polyurethane, render, renders, roaring, sand, sandstone, stone, struck, won’t

Replies: 5
Views: 3,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 08:17 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Fixing Plasterboard to a brick wall

Started by Strungout, 1st July 2003 09:36 PM

advance, bad, batten, board, brick, bricks, brickwork, fall, fire, fix, fixing, holidays, house, plasterboard, preperation, re-, render, rendering, renovating, require, rough, started, stick, straight, wall

Replies: 10
Views: 11,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2004 12:22 AM; by glenn k

Forum:
PLASTERING

Campfire hints, how to avoid bludgers!

Started by Iain, 29th January 2004 01:25 PM

approaches, arrives, avoid, bludgers, book, campfire, conversation, declined, fire, friend, gooday, hand, hints, holding, hurried, join, leave, lines, mate, occupants, offending, offer, owyergoin, party, rate, reading, seat, stand, unwanted, vehicle

Replies: 3
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2004 04:03 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Contents Insurance

Started by antman, 6th November 2003 12:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1000, annum, anthony, approx, assumed, checked, contents, cover, covered, discovering, extra, fire, folks, house, insurance, itemise, items, legends, neighborhood, pay, pinched, premium, risk, security, shed, sounds, theft, tools, trailer, wrongly

Replies: 23
Views: 6,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2004 02:20 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

The old Acco

Started by Eastie, 7th November 2003 03:31 PM

acco, assistance, brigade, brigades, captain, chemical, cockies, company, couple, extinguished, farmers, fighters, fire, flames, formulas, grateful, local, managed, middle, parked, plant, radio, rushed, save, secret, short, straight, time, truck, volunteer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2003 09:28 AM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

Started by Driver, 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM

apaches, camp, comments, ear, fire, geronimo, ground, head, horse, hour, insulting, kemo, leans, leave, lone, mask, nods, odd, passing, ranger, request”, sabay, silver, suddenly, talk, trots, whinnies, whispers, whistles, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

My beautiful floor!

Started by Robyn, 12th September 2003 12:07 PM

air, batteries, beautiful, coffee, conditioner, control, coonara, creates, cup, cycle, cyst, day, dust/ash, fire, floor, floors, fun, heating, medicine, pus, reckon, remote, reverse, robyn, sanding, sealer, sebacious, squeeze, tablets, thin

Replies: 4
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2003 12:55 PM; by Robyn

Forum:
FINISHING

Another tale from the desert

Started by Driver, 26th May 2003 08:40 PM

abdulratbag, adair, adair’s, ah’m, black, burning, cloud, desert, fire, fires, flames, green, hand, head, house, jeep, kuwait, oil, plane, ramp, red, saddam, settled, sheikh, smoke, tale, thick, y’all, “mr, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2003 08:40 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Things I've Learned from My Children

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 11:16 PM

baseball, cats, ceiling, children, digestive, dizzy, eject, fan, filters, fire, glass, hit, jell-o, learned, lots, microwave, pass, pb&j, play-doh, pool, sandwiches, six-year-old, spray, start, strong, super, things, vcrs, walk, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 11:16 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Not Really Woodwork but Here Goes

Started by Badger, 27th March 2003 08:53 AM

adjoining, boss, brass, don’t, fender, fire, home, ideas, it’s, i’m, i’ve, lathe, matter, metal, oval, polish, polish;, polished, polishing, process, question, rail, rug, stop, stuffing, tarnishing, top, wood, wooden, woodwork

Replies: 5
Views: 3,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2003 07:41 PM; by Badger

Forum:
FINISHING

Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

gas grill

Started by ken yates, 31st January 2002 03:14 PM

action, bed, bending, butt, cold, couple, cuddled, day, evening, fat, fire, garden, gas, giving, grill, hey, honey, husband, inside, matter, measured, pulling, replied, rest, rolled, shoulder, speak, weanie, weeds, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2002 03:14 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

Bad day at the office (or orifice)

Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 11:13 AM

ass, asshole, bad, bottom, cream, day, days, dilemma, dive, diver, divers, fire, happened, hope, hose, itch, jellyfish, office, orifice, scratched, shove, started, sucked, suit, surface, time, warm, water, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 2,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2001 03:55 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

NUMBER 2

Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM

bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 06:23 PM; by Barry Nelson

Forum:
JOKES

If you think you're havin' a bad day

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM

ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 07:02 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

The joys of parenthood

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:21 PM

body, butter, cats, cogito, dizzy, edited, eject, ergo, filters, fire, forever, glue, jello, jelly, joys, matter, mcgyver, parenthood, pb&j, peanut, pool, strong, swimming, teach, vcrs, walk, water, waterbed, wearing, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 07:21 PM; by Tristan Croll

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JOKES

Ow's That!

Started by John Saxton, 10th October 2000 11:24 PM

begged, billy, bloke, breakfast, bright, chicken, collected, dog, drovers, egg, fire, gate, leaning, listen, looked, road, rose, run, somne, sticks, watch, watched, water, yer, yerll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2000 11:24 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Burnishing

Started by Iain, 18th August 2000 06:45 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2000 04:16 PM; by Roger Peine

Forum:
FINISHING

Shane's Tip

Started by Shane Watson, 20th November 1999 01:27 AM

1999.], board, broke, change, cheers, easy, edited, fire, fix, message, navagate, neil, november, ole, putor, shane, simple, slowing, stuff, tip, unreal, watson, wondering, worse, [this

Replies: 2
Views: 2,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 1999 06:27 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

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