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cant think of a title

Started by popawisky, 23rd April 2005 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bread, dead, father, lamb, mad, mary, school-, shot, slices, takes, title

Replies: 17
Views: 3,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 08:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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He was one of Nature's Gentleman.

Started by MajorPanic, 6th April 2005 06:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advent, aeroplane, board, computer, dearly, eightys, embraced, father, fight, friend, gentleman, gentlemen, guided, jokes, life, lost, miss, miss-spent, nature, natures, personal, raaf, realise, recently, regularly, served, subtle, time, wars, world

Replies: 36
Views: 5,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 06:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mickey Mouse outfit

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:34 AM

birthday, bought, cartoons, cricket, daddy, disney, entire, father, favourite, halves, happiness, heir, inspiration, life, mickey, mouse, ninth, obsessed, outfit, proud, replied, son, sons, spoke, studios, sultan, team, theatres, watch, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:59 AM; by echnidna

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How sweet it is

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd April 2005 11:13 AM

accept, admonishes, armchair, bonfire, boys, demands, digest, donated, exasperated, explain, father, furniture, house, houses, items, lounge, peering, reach, readers, road, sofa, sons, spies, strangers, struggling, suites, sweet, times, told, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2005 08:27 PM; by Iain

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With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

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Queer Eye

Started by simon c, 24th February 2005 01:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloke, bomb, buisness, business, called, cost, enjoyed, eye, family, fancy, father, festool, fire, fish, front, giving, imagine, nick, passion, passions, queer, rodgers, spend, studio, telling, timber, time, tool, woodworking

Replies: 33
Views: 4,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2005 11:44 AM; by Kev-in Melb

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HAVE YOUR SAY

The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

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The written wish list

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd December 2004 12:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, assets, bother, change, cheapest, cross, crossed, dc1200, father, filter, focus, frame, item, list, loose, lot, mind, owns, pleated, pub, pull, putting, realistic, related, set, stuff, time, woodwork, writing, written

Replies: 23
Views: 6,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2005 09:33 AM; by silentC

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HINTS & TIPS

Dancing

Started by Baz, 30th January 2005 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 05:37 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Fountain of Youth

Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 07:51 AM; by Barry_White

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Cards You'll Never See In Hallmark

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:07 PM

birthday, bowl, broken, bundle, call, cards, chew, congratulations, day, die, father, friend, friends, hallmark, heaps, jacket, joy, leave, life, lifelike, met, miserable, miss, promise, quits, ship, sleep, special, time, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 12:50 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

A Touching E-mail

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world

Replies: 18
Views: 4,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:56 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Oh Father!!!

Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:43 PM

beach, bikini, blond, bought, chairs, determined, dressed, enjoy, father, gorgeous, hear, incognito, loud, morning, nodded, outrageous, priests, replied, settled, store, string, sunshine, sweet, taking, time, topless, vacation, walking, wearing, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2004 12:23 AM; by scooter

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Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

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snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

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How to restore Creasote & klinky(marine ply) ? and teak

Started by Zrichard, 17th September 2004 03:47 PM

add, age, beams, burmeese, creasote, dryed, estonian, father, keen, klinky/marine, klinkymarine, linsead, mix, mortlock, oil, personaly, pine, ply, redwood, restore, roof, similar, simply, slap, stuff, supper, tar, teak, treat, turps

Replies: 2
Views: 1,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2004 11:45 PM; by journeyman Mick

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

He Who Drinks Australian....

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM

$200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 12:59 AM; by gemi_babe

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Sven...................

Started by Iain, 28th August 2004 01:04 PM

answer, bar, brudder, burst, buy, child, chortled, cronies, dakota, drink, drinks, fair, falls, fargo, father, game, indian, mudder, north, norwegian, paid, question, search, sioux, sister, spotted, sven, vas, vasnt, vun

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:04 PM; by Iain

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A different type of finish

Started by Babytoolman, 9th August 2004 10:48 PM

add, common, disolves, father, finish, guys, jar, law, learnt, polystyrean, roger, saturday, spelt, thickens, thinner, told, type

Replies: 5
Views: 2,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 10:43 PM; by Babytoolman

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FINISHING

Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Boss for a day

Started by ozwinner, 28th May 2004 09:03 PM

bikini, boss, browny, bugger, chance, day, earned, father, frazzle, green, hard, heaps, meself, mother, ooohhhh, party, poor, replys, rest, robbo, search, serious, speach, start, stoppers, taking, thinking, wear, worn, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2004 09:41 PM; by fxst

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What can you say

Started by colbra, 25th May 2004 08:53 PM

car, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, continues, cup, daughter, father, front, husband, jail, kitchen, love, lowering, marry, night, remember, replies, seat, send, shotgun, shoved, sitting, softly, solemnly, table, tear, wife, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:53 PM; by colbra

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Is estapoll safe for babys??

Started by Greg_stewy, 24th May 2004 04:37 PM

appreciated, babys, borrowing, cot, decided, estapol, estapoll, expectant, family, father, greg, option, people, safe, swmbo, time, wondering, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2004 05:38 PM; by outback

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FINISHING

Happy Days

Started by craigb, 5th May 2004 04:35 PM

$200, amazing, astonished, attention, australian, cameo, cash, corner, days, father, fosters, glen, guy, happy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, totally, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 04:35 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

wood filler

Started by db21, 13th April 2004 03:08 PM

alot, business, cornstarch, dust, father, figure, filler, fine, finish, floor, floors, guy, houses, loved, met, mixes, paper, poly, prior, refinishing, ropes, sanddust, sanding, teaching, time, tom, trowel, wood, works.his, yearsi

Replies: 5
Views: 9,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 06:05 PM; by outback

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Microsoft Buys The Vatican

Started by DPB, 1st April 2004 10:16 AM

acquire, announcement, buys, catholic, catholicism, christianity, church, churchs, combined, companys, computer, father, gates, home, john, market, microsoft, microsofts, novello, on-line, paul, people, peters, pope, religion, religious, senior, software, time, vatican

Replies: 0
Views: 1,820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 10:16 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

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JOKES

Who wears the pants

Started by waco, 18th October 2003 07:51 PM

attitude, change, chat, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, handed, hands, hmmm, honeymoon, jack, jill, married, mine, mother, night, pants, replied, sat, smartass, suite, takes, wear, wears, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2003 07:51 PM; by waco

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JOKES

Kitchen Reno ~ Flat pack, or do it myself, or...?

Started by Toasty, 19th September 2003 12:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, approval, assembled, assumption, building, cheaper, construction, cost, decent, dollar, father, flat, form, guess, handy, kidding, kitchen, law, pack, packs, prefabbed, proposals, reality, reno, router, situation, task, tia, timber/material, triton

Replies: 17
Views: 14,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2003 09:17 PM; by Marc

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KITCHENS

Little Johhny

Started by Baz, 14th July 2003 09:25 PM

agrees, amazement, bedroom, buy, dad, downstairs, father, horrified, johhny, johnny, life, months, mouth, mum, nagging, night, parents, procedes, refusing, replies, shut, sits, smacked, sofa, son, telly, warts, watching, wimbledon.d

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2003 09:25 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Things my mother taught me . . .

Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:40 PM

behaviour, brought, circle, coming, envy, father, finished, life, listen, meteor, millions, modification, mother, parents, physics, sit, solve, spinach, stamina, stop, swept, taught, things, til, told, tornado, weather, wonderful, world, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2003 01:40 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Little Johnie

Started by Baz, 15th December 2002 09:59 PM

alright, anyonesaid, australia, child, children, class, classroom, continue, cricket, embarassing, england, father, finished, front, johnie, johnies, kids, laugh, living, miss, playing, plays, quickly, rest, stay, stunned, teacher, time, told, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2002 09:59 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

death bed confessions

Started by Eastie, 30th May 2002 01:12 PM

becky, bed, brother, confess, confessions, death, die, everythings, father, friend, hand, hush, john, lips, move, mustered, pained, pale, peace, poisoned, replied, sleep, slept, smile, steady, stroked, talk, torment, vigil, weeping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:12 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

confession

Started by Rod Smith, 19th March 2002 02:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 02:06 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

Soul Man

Started by John Saxton, 1st November 2001 07:32 PM

brings, carpenter, children, earth, earth.his, excitedly, famous, father, gentleman, happiness, hearts, jesus, joseph, joy, man, millions.about, occupation, pinocchio, replies, reply, rounds, son, soul, souls, st.peter, story, story.i, tha, told, tome

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 07:32 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM

ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2001 07:38 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Jack and Jill

Started by Gino, 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM

attitude, babe, change, chat, f+%$g, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, hands, hmmm, honey, honeymoon, jack, jill, knickers, married, mine, mother, night, oldie, read, replied, sat, sweetie, takes, trousers, wear, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Johhny and the animals (true story)

Started by Iain, 11th May 2001 09:11 AM

abbatoir, animals, books, child, dear, efforts, father, finding, found, impressed, job, johhny, johnnys, letter, local, mum, mush, officer, read, redeem, school, searching, sir, son, soul, story, taking, thankyou, true, wayward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 09:11 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Beautiful

Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:56 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 10:56 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Naughty boy

Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2001 11:05 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

marriage

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Dark In Here

Started by DonN, 7th February 2001 05:38 AM

$100.00, baseball, booth, boy, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, dads, dark, door, father, friends, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, son, start, takes, terrible, toss, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2001 05:38 AM; by DonN

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JOKES

Golf 2

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:26 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bounced, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, flew, fly, forest, golf, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, possum, priest, replies, silence, sky, stopped, struck, swore, talons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 07:23 AM; by oges

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JOKES

lifes lesson

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:04 PM

answered, bit, boy, brad, couple, dad, difference, dollars, father, ford, harrison, learned, lesson, lifes, living, love, million, mother, nuts, opportunity, pass, pitt, pondered, potentially, realistically, replied, sister, sitting, sleep, sluts

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:04 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Cloning and Faith

Started by Iain, 12th September 2000 10:56 AM

amazing, bar, body, built, christian, cloning, constructed, efficient, experience, faith, father, friend, god, happening, heritage, home, israel, jewish, left, patriarchs, pour, rabbi, researcher, returned, son, sons, stated, tradition, voice, workforce

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2000 10:56 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Whats the funniest thing you have done in thre workshop

Started by Iain, 22nd August 2000 08:42 PM

american, break, chain, chainsaw, cut, embarrassment, father, front, funniest, ice, informed, moments, post, sharing, sharpening, thing, thre, workshop, worth

Replies: 13
Views: 2,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2000 04:56 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Tool Mechant

Started by John Saxton, 16th August 2000 09:36 PM

father, forward, johnno, marriage, married, mechant, silver, son, sons, talking, ten, tool, tri-weekly.after, weakly, weekly.but

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2000 09:36 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Kids Stuff.

Started by Tom Manley, 10th August 2000 08:36 PM

assholes, bowl, call, children, childrens, class, clue, decipher, father, finally, first-grade, flavor, girl, green, honey, horror, kids, lifesaver, lifesavers, lime, looked, mother, orange, senses, spat, spit, study, stuff, taste, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 08:36 PM; by Tom Manley

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