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Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

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dog behaviour in woodworking shed!!!

Started by Rowan, 19th September 2004 11:34 AM

air, behaviour, chews, confused, dog, dogs, dust, eat, female, floor, fly, ground, hand, hit, licking, lying, male, nuts, piece, port, round, shavings, shed, sort, straight, takes, thicknesser, time, wood, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2004 02:23 AM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

English school essays

Started by simon c, 17th September 2004 10:43 PM

butter, cook, dog, door, duck, english, essays, forced, gently, glenda, hair, house, jackson, knife, lame, left, met, paper, parliamentary, pavement, phil, plan, procedure, robin, school, sharp, shots, sound, tone, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2004 08:51 AM; by Iain

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Bounce Bounce?

Started by gemi_babe, 14th September 2004 12:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bounce, boys, carpet, confused, couch, dog, floorboards, friend, house, lounge, right;, serious, sitting, stumps, walks

Replies: 26
Views: 5,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 02:34 PM; by bitingmidge

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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RIP Jessie

Started by silentC, 25th August 2004 12:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affected, balance, bang, bed, check, daughter, day, dealt, died, disease, dog, due, ear, fallen, figured, guess, heard, jess, jessie, left, life, loo, lying, middle, night, rip, slid, time, unable, wall

Replies: 21
Views: 4,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:34 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Are pit bulls really that bad?

Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM

answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2004 09:40 PM; by outback

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How well does cold water clean?

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2004 07:54 PM

90-year-old, afternoon, anymore, attention, clean, cold, coldwater, complained, dishes, diverting, dog, football, game, grandfather, growl, hamburger, move, noticed, paper, pass, plate, plates, rural, shouted, started, substance, told, victoria, visit, water

Replies: 0
Views: 2,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 07:54 PM; by Christopha

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Fence Extension

Started by Snoopy, 18th March 2004 09:20 PM

14kg, 1500mm, 300mm, and/or, c-section, capping, cattle, corgi, decorative, dog, extension, fence, fibre-board, fix, half, ideas, jump, lattice, neibours, option, paint, pine, shooting, shoulder, tall, tempting, times, warps, wet, wringing

Replies: 4
Views: 7,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2004 08:24 PM; by Snoopy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The Rat Catcher

Started by Eastie, 16th March 2004 03:08 PM

$1.5, bar, boiled, bones, brought, car, catcher, company, council, disbelief, dog, fake, finishing, food, ground, killed, kilo, local, makes, meat, met, pays, pint, rat, receives, reps, round, sold, total

Replies: 0
Views: 2,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2004 03:08 PM; by Eastie

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It's a dog!

Started by Darth Debra, 7th February 2004 02:35 PM

bathrooms, buy, carpet, dog, floor, floorboards, forums, found, haha, hardwood, hell.d, hiding, house, kitchen, months, paint, polish, proverbial, renovate, screaming, time, visiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2004 01:32 AM; by aljenit

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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Redneck cowboy

Started by multinut, 31st December 2003 09:34 AM

ahead, answers;, bar, beef, beer, blistering, bread, bred, cold, cowboy, dog, finally, head, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, morning, police-dog, policeman, redneck, says;, sex, shade, shakes, tied, ties, town, tree, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2003 05:58 PM; by Tonyz

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Hello All

Started by mutanti, 22nd December 2003 08:00 AM

brought, calls, crappy, delivered, developed, dog, forum, frame, furniture, heated, hope, kennel, list, mutanti, phone, photos, process, putting, quality, read, replace, store, stuff, tables, tallboy, thread, toilet, top, window, workbench

Replies: 1
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2003 08:16 AM; by vcohen

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Talking Dog

Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM

airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 11:32 AM; by craigb

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7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Blokeness Quotient:

Started by Driver, 9th July 2003 04:49 PM

blokeness, burst, decided, determine, dinner, dog, earth, finally, future, human, hurt, land, life, love, nice, opinion, promised, quiz, quotient, ready, rest, restaurant, rush, school, scientific, shes, sincerely, spend, walk, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2003 04:49 PM; by Driver

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Kids ARE funny

Started by Neo, 12th June 2003 02:41 PM

bed, bite, blind, class, dirty, dog, dogs, dressed, funny, graders, half, impossible, kids, lie, love, math, mightier, mind, morning, news, pen, pigs, proverb, saving, school, stink, time, trust, water, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 02:43 PM; by Neo

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Consultants

Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 10:15 AM; by DPB

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Dingo

Started by oges, 23rd May 2003 09:40 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2003 09:40 AM; by oges

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Dumb Crooks Roundup

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:40 PM

arrested, break-in, camera, carolina, connecticut, cops, crooks, dog, dumb, found, front, inside, killing, led, life, lucky, mans, miami, north, owner, pictures, police, record, restaurant, roundup, shooting, store, thief, told, trainers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 10:40 PM; by DavidG

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signs

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 08:50 PM; by Gino

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a truly bad joke

Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 01:20 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2002 01:02 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Consultants

Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:17 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2002 05:51 PM; by Gino

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Smart Dog

Started by Ray from Toronto, 13th October 2002 07:39 AM

ago, amiss, beans, bones, boy, catches, close, deal, dog, dogs, enjoy, figures, furious, happen, heading, hear, hell, hope, hour, knowledge, leopard, monkey, nearby, protection, ray, ruse, smart, spills, strikes, trade

Replies: 1
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2002 10:14 AM; by Gino

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dogs

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 07:51 PM; by Gino

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With apologies to Kipling

Started by Corunetes, 22nd July 2002 11:03 PM

aches, apologies, blame, caffeine, cheerful, conquer, criticism, day, deceit, dog, family, ignoring, kipling, lies, liquor, medical, night, overlook, people, relax, resentment, sleep, soundly, start, strength, tension, time, understand, unknown, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2002 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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Things dogs hate

Started by Pete, 30th May 2002 01:59 PM

bows, carpet, chew, dog, dogs, fences, food, freak, fur, haircut, hate, home, insist, involves, jealous, noticed, pick, piles, poop, realize, ribbons, schedule, stuff, sweaters, taking, things, truth, walk, yard, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:59 PM; by Pete

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Do it yourself

Started by Rod Smith, 9th March 2002 10:15 AM

attractive, bath, box, bus, car, cold, cutting, day, dog, drinking, garden, giving, head, home, increase, jobs, lives, morning, office, people, pretend, putting, repeatedly, sand, save, simply, tea, time, toblerone, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2002 10:15 AM; by Rod Smith

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Poor dog

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:33 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2002 03:50 PM; by Gino

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2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Smart Kid

Started by DonN, 8th October 2001 07:16 PM

agreed, answer, dog, explained, eyes, first-grade, harry, inside, kid, legs, office, pants, poles, principal, principals, question, questions, smart, starts, stick, sticky, stop, teacher, test, third-grade, tie, told, wide, woman, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2001 07:16 PM; by DonN

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Only in America

Started by Pete, 29th August 2001 06:19 PM

1998, 2000, america, argument, awarded, beagle, carson, dickson, dog, door, dry, expenses, floor, found, garage, house, johnsons, jury, lancaster, locked, medical, microwave, october, owners, pennsylvania, store, sued, truman, williams, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2001 10:51 PM; by Gino

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Things that annoy me!

Started by Iain, 19th August 2001 06:48 PM

alarm, annoy, blasts, candy, car, contact, covered, crossing, digital, dog, electrical, filling, finish, floor, foil, hand, horn, lint, makes, pedestrian, people, piece, radio, reach, set, station, supermarket, table, things, wrapper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2001 11:53 PM; by John Saxton

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Spanish T.V.

Started by Gino, 13th July 2001 12:22 PM

audience, bed, bedroom, calls, daughter, dog, family, front, girl, hidden, home, house, left, live, martin, naughty, obediently, parents, pate, ricky, school, set, shocked, spanish, spread, stark, studio, surprise, trots, wardrobe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2001 07:02 PM; by Rod Smith

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Great moments in history

Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:47 AM

1885ad, adam, beer, bell, benz, camera, creates, day, develops, dog, egyptians, embrace, franklin, friend, god, great, history, idea, invents, makes, moments, moses, news, plans, visa, weekend, wife, woman, women, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2001 12:47 AM; by Gino

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Dog lovers unite.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM

apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 08:55 AM; by Iain

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Finally I Found one.....

Started by Shane Watson, 5th June 2001 06:37 PM

2001.], dog, edited, extremly, finally, found, hard, june, message, pic, rare, shane, watson, wood, [this

Replies: 7
Views: 2,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2001 03:05 AM; by ubeaut

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Sniffer D

Started by John Saxton, 1st June 2001 12:29 AM

aisles, aisles.he, arm.he, boy, carrying, dog, edited, handler, handlers, itsays, jumps, note, paws, plane, planes, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sitting, sniffer, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2001 12:29 AM; by John Saxton

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sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

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Equal Opportunity Employer

Started by Island Ape, 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM

bilingual, chair, computer, copy, database, demonstrate, dog, employer, equal, expertise, inside, job, jumped, looked, manager, office, opportunity, proceeded, produced, programs, receptionist, sample, sign, spreadsheet, straight, time, told, trotted, type, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM; by Island Ape

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managment consultant

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:17 PM

150, 1586, animal, answer, answers, business, called, cherokee, complex, consultant, correct, dog, finally, flock, formulas, guess, hi-tech, management, managment, miniaturized, page, paid, printer, prints, report, select, sheep, shepherd, spreadsheets, yuppie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:17 PM; by Gino

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Good Doggie

Started by gazaly, 30th November 2000 03:25 PM

bag, bus, butcher, button, crossing, dog, doggie, dogs, door, good, groceries, guy, jumped, mouth, note, noticed, path, road, run, sausages, shop, started, stop, threw, time, times, waited, walked, wall, whap-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2000 07:45 AM; by oges

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The vet

Started by Iain, 12th November 2000 09:17 PM

bends, bit, bull, clipped, dog, explained, front, home, hospital, length, male, mastiff, mirror, model, nails, night, owner, owners, poodle, pounced, result, rough, shower, stands, super, trip, undressed, undresses, vet, virile

Replies: 1
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2000 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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Doggie do

Started by John Saxton, 18th October 2000 10:33 PM

bad, barman, barman.but, dog, doggie, drink, eye, finished, friend, heavy, house, looked, pack, straight, stuff, told, triple, walked, whiskey.thats, wife, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2000 10:33 PM; by John Saxton

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How to tell the weather

Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:25 PM

bad, cat, dog, dogs, door, expect, fur, hard, leave, raining, rubbed, sincerely, snow, snowing, soaking, standing, time, weather, wet, windy, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 07:37 PM; by Iain

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Down in the Outback

Started by Marshall Gorrow, 14th October 2000 01:40 PM

brew, cap, commenced, compossure, dog, drinking, dry, flash, flat, gained, gas, gorrow, heardit;, hub, marshall, mile, minute, move, muscle, neil, outback, realized, reply, robbo, robbos, run, running, suddenly, true, water

Replies: 5
Views: 2,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2000 01:32 PM; by Marshall Gorrow

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Ow's That!

Started by John Saxton, 10th October 2000 11:24 PM

begged, billy, bloke, breakfast, bright, chicken, collected, dog, drovers, egg, fire, gate, leaning, listen, looked, road, rose, run, somne, sticks, watch, watched, water, yer, yerll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2000 11:24 PM; by John Saxton

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Gone with the wind

Started by John Saxton, 29th September 2000 10:05 PM

amazing, audience, book, cinema, circular, curiosity, dog, enjoyed, excuse, filing, hated, it.it, lady, meow, movie, movie.he, noticing, pass, puddled.i, quickly, replied, sitting, story, trifle, walked, wind, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2000 05:44 PM; by Tristan Croll

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Where can I get one?

Started by Mal, 28th June 2000 01:20 AM

answered, approaching, bit, black, borrow, cemetery, curiosity, died, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, line, luv, mal, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, replied, silence, sir, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2000 01:20 AM; by Mal

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