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Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Riding a dead horse

Started by DaveInOz, 18th June 2004 02:23 PM

bottom, contractors, contributes, dead, expected, funding, harnessing, hiring, horse, horses, included, increase, line, living-impaired, lower, lowering, overhead, performance, position, promoting, providing, reclassifying, requirements, rewriting, ride, riders, riding, speed, standards, study

Replies: 3
Views: 2,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2004 03:51 PM; by Bunyip

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JOKES

A proper crap joke

Started by Eastie, 6th June 2004 07:40 AM

chocolate, covered, crap, dead, found, hundreds-and-thousands, ice-cream, joke, police, proper, sauce, top, topped, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 12:06 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Don't mess with women

Started by Bob Willson, 29th May 2004 09:32 AM

air, apartment, arrived, brought, canisters, carpets, checked, cleaned, company, curtain, day, days, dead, exterminators, finally, fresheners, gas, hung, mess, move, moving, packing, purchase, rodents, rods, set, shrimp, steam, vents, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 09:32 AM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

changing tap washers on hot water taps

Started by jackiew, 8th April 2004 05:55 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

body, change, changing, confused, dead, dumb, england, exited, hard, heated, hold, hot, hotwater, house, inspected, level, lot, pipe, pipework, question, ran, run, spiders, surplus, tank, tap, taps, top, washers, water

Replies: 85
Views: 43,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2004 06:43 PM; by wombat47

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Filling borer holes

Started by Paul Swinhoe, 4th April 2004 07:13 PM

board, borer, chopping, dead, fill, filler, filling, holes, lond, lying, non-toxic, property, trees, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2004 07:58 AM; by DarrylF

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FINISHING

It's never too late . . .

Started by Driver, 13th March 2004 11:59 AM

alf, bloke, cry, dead, door, happen?”, hear, he’s, late, manages, no”, paint?”, passed, pause, peacefully, snuffle”, sob, sobs, softly, starts, there’s, tin, woman, “alf, “er, “last, “oh, “when

Replies: 6
Views: 2,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:03 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

A little light relief ...........

Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM

affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 09:56 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Vinyl wrap panels

Started by John G, 22nd January 2004 04:17 PM

bathroom/kithchen, cabinet, cabinets, carcasses, dead, difficult, doors, drawer, fronts, john, kitchen, melamine, melbourne, mentioned, outsource, panels, parbury, public, recommend, sell, simple, source, sturdee, suggested, suppliers, supply, thread, vinyl, wrap

Replies: 7
Views: 9,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2004 07:56 PM; by seriph1

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BATHROOM & TOILET

The Mother-In-Law

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Dead Tree

Started by Ben from Vic., 26th November 2003 06:28 PM

amber, aware, backyard, bed, ben, border, complained, curios, dead, died, door, effecting, eye, flower, guy, joke, legaly, liquid, poisoned, properties, roots, suspect, times, tree, treee, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 4,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2003 10:17 PM; by glenn k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It could happen (II).....

Started by DaveInOz, 19th November 2003 09:26 AM

amidst, applause, bar, barman, crowd, dachshund, dead, dogs, drop, englishman, fantastic, fives, flies, game, goal, happen, jonny, moon, rapturous, score, screen, sir, slots, sports, spot, steps, thread, walks, watch, wilkinson

Replies: 0
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:26 AM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

A little humor

Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2003 10:17 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Beaver

Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Sex Survey

Started by Baz, 13th May 2003 10:43 PM

begs, couples, dead, doggie, favoured, lays, married, position, pretends, reveals, sex, sits, style, survey

Replies: 3
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2003 11:00 PM; by Wayne Davy

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JOKES

mother inlaw

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:19 PM

ago, arose, back;, body, burial, buried, care, certificate, chance, consul, cost, day, dead, death, died, difference, george, georges, happened, hearing, inlaw, jerusalem, loved, mother, mother-in-law, person, price, send, vacation

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2002 11:19 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Rooster

Started by Neal, 15th October 2002 10:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 10:30 PM; by Neal

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JOKES

Revelation

Started by DarrylF, 13th October 2002 10:25 PM

amazing, apply, build, clean, coat, coats, convert, dead, decided, drips, easy, finish, finishes, finishing, gel, grain, hate, impressed, minutes, odour, reckon, revelation, runs, smooth, spectacular, stuff, swmbo, tips, true, wiped

Replies: 2
Views: 2,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2002 11:29 PM; by DarrylF

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FINISHING

from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

two old men

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:31 PM

bit, blow, dead, doll, downstairs, escort, farted, flew, girls, house, layed, madam, men, mine, service, tells, tit, upstairs, window, witch, women, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:31 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

lawyers

Started by Rod Smith, 15th May 2002 11:13 PM

$alive, autopsies, autopsy, body, check, dead, death, doctor, examined, fracas, lawyers, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, questions, recall, reported, responses, school, shot, sitting, stairs, table, terminated, time, true, witnesses, wondering$

Replies: 8
Views: 2,198