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How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

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Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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1st date

Started by whiskers, 10th October 2004 10:29 PM

1st, arriving, boy, breasts, bring, confronted, date, disgrace, disgraced, evening, family, firstly, fondle, fondled, home, kiss, kissed, lesson, life, maria, momma, remembering, replied, time, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2004 10:29 PM; by whiskers

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snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

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Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

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God!

Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 12:09 PM

answers, bit, black, boy, boys, confuses, consistent, depth, feeling, female, gay, god, honey, jackson, lights, male, michael, moment, mother, responds, straight, thinking, triumphantly, understanding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 12:09 PM; by Christopha

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Grand Final

Started by Robert WA, 25th September 2004 06:22 PM

adelaide, boy, final, grand, happy, heard, port, won

Replies: 5
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 04:16 PM; by Iain

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Safe Sex

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:52 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2004 06:40 PM; by bigAl

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Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

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Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

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Just converted

Started by craigb, 3rd September 2004 11:03 PM

$0.30, absolute, advantage, bargain, bloody, board, boy, broadband, click, converted, craig, current, day, deal, dialup, home, installation, mouse, optus, paying, response, rolleyes, time, whacko

Replies: 14
Views: 2,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 09:33 PM; by vsquizz

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Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

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Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2004 04:19 PM

birfdee, bowling, boy, bugger, cab, club, dance, daniels, door, furious, grabs, jack, lap, mick, mickey, micks, mistaken, picked, purse, real, screaming, slam, spots, storms, stripper, tonight, top, usual, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:40 PM; by Caliban

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I've lost my dad

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 05:10 PM

beer, boy, cool, dad, lost, policeman, replied, son, women, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2004 05:10 PM; by DaveInOz

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First time sex

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM

beer, beers, bit, boy, bum, dad, dads, eyes, home, light, mind, proud, school, sex, sit, son, sore, stand, takes, teachers, tells, time, virgin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM; by Bob Willson

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blonde joke No.4,657

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:35 PM

657, attempts, barry, blonde, boy, entangled, finally, foot, fortune, frail, giving, grip, ground, head, hooves, horse, horses, joke, kmart, leap, mercy, moments, no4, pounding, safety, stirrup, throw, trolley, unconsciousness, unplugs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2004 04:24 PM; by Baz

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Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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...............

Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM

$10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound

Replies: 4
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:01 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Riddle / question

Started by DaveInOz, 1st July 2004 02:36 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, answer, bell, bill, boy, boys, brings, cost, day, discount, divide, dollar, guy, guys, hands, hotel, manager, payed, pocket, pulls, question, return, riddle, stay, times, walk, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 2,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 07:53 PM; by echnidna

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Blondes aren't so stupid...maybe

Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:15 AM

argument, automatically, blonde, blondes, boy, call, complaining, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, line, pay, proceeded, sales, silence, stupid, stupidmaybe, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 11:15 AM; by Christopha

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Recess

Started by DPB, 24th February 2004 10:25 AM

bell, billy, bin, boy, bush, floor, fourth, george, gore, hand, happened, invade, iraq, kiddies, laden, minutes, osama, president, primary, question, questions, recess, school, steve, support, talk, time, usa, votes, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2004 10:25 AM; by DPB

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Answers

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:50 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2004 07:51 PM; by Iain

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X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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Kids are funny

Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM

answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 08:29 AM; by Iain

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50's bedroom suite

Started by jamesy, 23rd January 2003 07:07 PM

50s, aquisition, bedhead, bedroom, boy, chemicals, commercially, dressing, finishes, friend, idea, indiscriminately, kitch, know;, low, pouring, sold, start, stool, suite, suites, table, tall, toxic, type, veneered

Replies: 2
Views: 2,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2003 06:52 PM; by jamesy

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simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

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I tried to liven this one up

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2003 03:27 PM

2003.], anger, bed, boy, deflated, down;, eastie, edited, evening, gravely, head, headmaster, hospital, inflatable, intones-, january, knife, liven, message, panicking, police, pulls, runs, school, shaking, stabs, wakes, walking, worst, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2003 09:21 PM; by soundman

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Another Beginner - Pine finishing

Started by AshleyM, 16th September 2002 04:48 PM

2002.], advance, advice, appreciated, ashleym, beginner, bookshelf, boy, clearcoating, colour, e.g, edited, finish, finishing, furniture, glossiest, greatly, mahogany, message, pine, sanding, september, stain, staining, suggestions, tall, tips, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 2,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2002 08:17 AM; by Shane Watson

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Smart Dog

Started by Ray from Toronto, 13th October 2002 07:39 AM

ago, amiss, beans, bones, boy, catches, close, deal, dog, dogs, enjoy, figures, furious, happen, heading, hear, hell, hope, hour, knowledge, leopard, monkey, nearby, protection, ray, ruse, smart, spills, strikes, trade

Replies: 1
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2002 10:14 AM; by Gino

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Ever been short changed ?

Started by Eastie, 7th June 2002 03:53 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, 2002.], 27+, boy, bus, changed, decides, dollar, dollars, eastie, edited, effectively, hands, hotel, june, ladies, lady, manager, message, minutes, paid, pocketed, rate, realises, short, ten, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 2,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2002 09:39 PM; by John Saxton

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Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

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Twins

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:19 PM

anxious, awakes, babies, boy, brother, childs, coma, daughter, deliver, denephew, denise, doctors, family, girl, hear, lady, mother, named, names, pleased, real, replied, replies, save, tasmanians, term, told, tone, twins, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:19 PM; by Richard Casey

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WWW Friday Parking

Started by Smithy, 16th October 2001 10:37 AM

$20.00, $7.00, 10am, amateur, applies, bird, boy, buy, car, cheaper, cost, ctre, day, enjoy, exh, friday, hooked, intend, learn, lot, message, mon-fri, park, parking, recently, ticket, weekends, woodworker, www, yonks

Replies: 3
Views: 2,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2001 06:27 PM; by JackoH

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Flat....Out!

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 07:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 07:47 PM; by John Saxton

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Sniffer D

Started by John Saxton, 1st June 2001 12:29 AM

aisles, aisles.he, arm.he, boy, carrying, dog, edited, handler, handlers, itsays, jumps, note, paws, plane, planes, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sitting, sniffer, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2001 12:29 AM; by John Saxton

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sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

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mother and son

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:43 AM

added, bitch, bitches, boy, child, continue, delay, hand, heard, hears, hope, hour, hours, journey, kitchen, language, luggage, mother, pissed, playing, pleasant, ride, riding, smile, son, sons, stop, train, trip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:43 AM; by Gino

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Naughty boy

Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2001 11:05 AM; by Gino

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Football Again

Started by DonN, 8th February 2001 06:58 PM

boy, bulldogs, coachs, day, debut, football, game, goals, ground, happy, home, kicked, lad, life, melbourne, minutes, mum, office, phone, proud, recruiting, ring, rings, scout, son, sound, stynes, takes, terry, western

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2001 06:58 PM; by DonN

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Dark In Here

Started by DonN, 7th February 2001 05:38 AM

$100.00, baseball, booth, boy, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, dads, dark, door, father, friends, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, son, start, takes, terrible, toss, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2001 05:38 AM; by DonN

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lifes lesson

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:04 PM

answered, bit, boy, brad, couple, dad, difference, dollars, father, ford, harrison, learned, lesson, lifes, living, love, million, mother, nuts, opportunity, pass, pitt, pondered, potentially, realistically, replied, sister, sitting, sleep, sluts

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:04 PM; by Gino

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20 cents ?

Started by Chris Longworth, 3rd August 2000 10:33 PM

20-cent, balls, bar, boy, catches, cents, coffee, coin, cup, dad, doctor, father, free, gently, hand, hands, heavens, hold, kids, market, newspaper, office, piece, releasing, seat, son, squeezes, starts, violently, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2000 07:22 AM; by Iain

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a boy and his frog

Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM

baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 2,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2000 08:52 AM; by AlexS

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Pythagas Theorem

Started by DonN, 25th May 2000 07:55 PM

baby, boy, boys, deer, elk, equal, hides, hippopotamus, indian, pregnant, prove, pythagas, skin, slept, sons, squarws, squaw, squaws, theorem, twin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2000 07:55 PM; by DonN

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