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Started by Rocker, 20th August 2005 03:11 PM

$900, 171-2, 2004, articles, beautiful, bloke, building, called, clock, december, design, duh, eek, fine, forum, giving, hundred, learn, living, movement, myrtle, pendulum, post, reference, rocker, search, swmbo, tasmanian, thought, woodworking

Replies: 10
Views: 4,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2005 03:41 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Rules of Manhood

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th August 2005 09:18 PM

acceptable, beer, birthday, bloke, buy, car, circumstances, conversation, discussing, drive, fight, friends, game, girlfriend, hesitate, hours, join, manhood, mate, mates, pending, pizza, reach, response, rules, shes, situations, sports, wife, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 10:51 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 2,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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JOKES

Poll: Paedo-bloody-philes

Started by Gingermick, 27th July 2005 11:16 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

############, 1.5, 28000, ane, atherton, bit, bloke, boy, childern, feeling, funeral, gandfathers, gingerchick, headline, images, jail, litle, middle, news, paedo-bloody-philes, paedobloodyphiles, possessing, sister, stressed, sydney, upset

Replies: 32
Views: 4,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 02:59 PM; by doug the slug

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POLLS

I just have to share this with you ....

Started by Driver, 28th July 2005 08:32 PM

amount, arrived, australia, background, biggest, bill, billing, bloke, cap, contract, conversation, department, email, explain, failed, helpful, mobile, organisation, original, paperwork, pause, pay, phone, post, send, share, slightly, spoke, telco, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 10:26 AM; by shaunburgess

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sandpit Construction MkII

Started by LineLefty, 20th June 2005 12:21 PM

base, bit, bloke, boards, change, construction, jarrah, knock-them, loading, mkii, morning, nice, operation, people, planes, posts, sandpit, saturday, selling, set, simply, slavage/2nd-hand, song, stairmaker, talking, tools, trailer, twas, wood, yard

Replies: 5
Views: 2,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2005 11:45 PM; by LineLefty

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Mangling the language?

Started by Daddles, 30th June 2005 01:05 PM

bloke, coercion, heard, iraq, language, mangling, methinks, referred, richard, rolleyes, talkback, talking, war

Replies: 2
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:13 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tell me it's a joke...

Started by silentC, 27th June 2005 01:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloke, blunt, bound, chap, feel, honour, joke, kilts, mad, nearest, object, pics, scots, skirt, slay, talk, wearing, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 05:20 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

0-100 what....

Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM

0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 03:14 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Merlin & the Curse

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:31 AM

actual, applied, bewitched, bit, bloke, can…, can’t, curse, cursed, enchantment, forget, it…, knowledge, lawfully, lay, magical, merlin, mistake, really…, recognised, reverse, spoken, thing…, wedded, wife, woman, words, yeah…, years…, yes…

Replies: 0
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:31 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Finishing the deck

Started by Ramus, 16th March 2005 01:00 PM

acrylic, ago, basically, bloke, coats, completed, couple, deck, decking, finish, finishing, hardwood, mixed, oil, oils, outdoor, paint, quizzing, recommend, red, remain, scepticle, shop, suggested, t/p, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 3,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:40 AM; by Theremin

Forum:
DECKING

Queer Eye

Started by simon c, 24th February 2005 01:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloke, bomb, buisness, business, called, cost, enjoyed, eye, family, fancy, father, festool, fire, fish, front, giving, imagine, nick, passion, passions, queer, rodgers, spend, studio, telling, timber, time, tool, woodworking

Replies: 33
Views: 4,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2005 11:44 AM; by Kev-in Melb

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

At the dentist (2)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:18 PM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

At the dentist (1)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra

Replies: 6
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:08 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Peter R, 27th January 2005 09:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahead, bad, bewigged, bloke, bow, button, called, commit, continues, crime, eloquent, fair, fellow, final, judges, juries, justice, law, lawyers, obvious, peter, politicians, press, protectors, sentencing, submissions, system, thug, time, vote

Replies: 25
Views: 3,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 10:35 AM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for DanP

Started by Peter R, 28th January 2005 06:00 PM

act, bloke, car, cheaper, coffs, company, constable, contacted, dan, danp, driving, garaged, harbour, highway, local, nsw, patrol, pensioners, peter, registered, remember, sir, thorn, thread, times, umpteenth, vehicles, vic, waddayarekon, wiping

Replies: 6
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 03:49 AM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Engineer in Hell

Started by Bushmiller, 31st December 2004 06:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

almighty, banks, bloke, bloody, bridges, built, canals, consulting, contour, devil, engineer, guest, hell, house, lawyers, list, marvel, messed, mountain, nice, paul, people, planned, projects, stayin, staying, sue, tellin, viaducts, yeah

Replies: 25
Views: 3,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2005 10:23 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Good News At Last!

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM

bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, comin, couple, crabs, crays, dead, edible, fancy, geez, good, guess, hands, minutes, news, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, wetsuit, wife, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Computer...upgrade or new ?????

Started by macca2, 9th December 2004 11:53 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

appears, bloke, building, buy, chances, clunker, computer, computerupgrade, confused, eek, fellas, gurus, lurking, macca, ordinary, question, reading, threads, upgrade, woodpile

Replies: 61
Views: 11,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 05:47 PM; by adrian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A mistake using Outlook

Started by HappyHammer, 13th December 2004 03:47 PM

500, bloke, brad, cos, eek, email, kiss, leaving, mistake, night, outlook, people, reply, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2004 09:32 AM; by HappyHammer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mexican stand-off

Started by Peter R, 27th November 2004 08:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20.00, accident, blasts, bloke, blokes, car, cars, centre, coming, dirveway, double, driving, front, horn, insurance, kerb, mexican, peter, register, rego, road, saving, shopping, stand-off, standoff, swerve, swings, time, vic, woman

Replies: 18
Views: 3,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 07:34 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cleaning Terracotta Roof Tiles

Started by John99, 5th December 2004 10:52 AM

$5000, $7000, advice, apply, blast, bloke, build, carried, chemical, clean, cleaning, coatings, gloss, replace, roof, terracotta, tiles, type, unglazed, water, yrs

Replies: 13
Views: 6,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2004 07:39 PM; by Jacksin

Forum:
TILING

Warranties

Started by simon c, 6th December 2004 09:19 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 09:36 AM; by journeyman Mick

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Irritated

Started by Termite, 18th November 2004 03:26 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2004 11:03 AM; by Driver

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Controversial subjects

Started by Peter R, 15th November 2004 12:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agree, bit, bloke, boy, camera, closing, contributed, controversial, die, difference, forum, girl/s, hand, intirely, matter, mirror, participation, peter, peter36s, pics, post, robbo, school, sentencing, speed, start, subject, subjects, teacher, visited

Replies: 44
Views: 7,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2004 05:19 PM; by Peter R

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You wouldn't read about it! :(

Started by journeyman Mick, 8th November 2004 10:03 PM

1/2, 50mm, 70mm, bloke, break, cacti, cactus, d@#head, diameter, dropped, expense, hand, heavy, kilos, laugh, metre, morning, pot, read, road, shirt, spikes, spines, storey, studded, surgery, tied, trolley, walked, weighing

Replies: 14
Views: 3,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 10:58 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A dog named Woodturner

Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM

bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner

Replies: 5
Views: 4,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 11:37 AM; by qyn

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JOKES

Worth a look

Started by Peter R., 20th October 2004 05:10 PM

address, bloke, broadband, desk, explain, google, handy, hope, overtime, peter, reckon, remember, requests, sick, site, sits, sorting, stumblers, telstra, unique, web, worth, www.blackstump.com.au

Replies: 0
Views: 1,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 05:10 PM; by Peter R.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ces

Started by stephenmeddings, 13th October 2004 07:00 PM

application, apply, bahamas, ballarat, bathers, bloke, catwalk, ces, clerk, drawbacks, exclaims, form, hair, involves, job, lot, melbourne, model, pays, pubic, rail, reference, report, snip, sort, tahiti, ticket, travel, underwear, wisps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 07:00 PM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
JOKES

Trying to scam?

Started by gemi_babe, 17th September 2004 11:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$135, 150.32, adhesive, bathroom, bloke, caulkn, cost, dinkum, fair, finishing, floor, guess, gun, hiring, kitchen, lay, laying, nail, purchasing, scam, sheets, sounds, talking, tileback, tiles, tongue, trust, waterproofing, yeah, yellow

Replies: 29
Views: 7,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2004 10:27 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Saying and Expressions

Started by Peter R, 16th September 2004 04:30 PM

2.i, bark, blessing, bloke, brains, bread, catagory, comon, contributors, cracking, cut, earoles, expressions, feel, folks, hat, head, hope, humpy, nice, panama, peanut, peter, prolific, rhythm, shell, slice, tight, trickles, wear

Replies: 8
Views: 2,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 12:29 AM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tommy Cooper one liners

Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM

arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 03:43 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

A tale from the Australian coast

Started by Driver, 3rd September 2004 04:13 PM

australian, bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, coast, comin, couple, crabs, crays, edible, fancy, geez, gonna, guess, mate, minutes, news, oclock, pretty, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, tale, wetsuit, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2004 09:05 PM; by Tankstand

Forum:
JOKES

Gone fishing

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:17 PM

bad, bag, beaut;, bill, bloke, bloody, blue, couple, crabs, dead, duty, fishing, geez, gonna, guess, legal, lobsters, minutes, news, nice, oclock, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, swimmer, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 09:15 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Tassie Oak writing desk

Started by Photografiti, 8th July 2004 03:58 PM

and/or, apply, appreciat, bloke, buffing, constructing, desk, durable, easy, feast, fine, finishes, hsc, industrial, major, mix, oak, oil, proof, restores, rub, satin, spoke, steel, suitable, tassie, technology, watson, wool, writing

Replies: 8
Views: 2,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2004 07:03 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
FINISHING

Timbecon recommendation

Started by Bob Willson, 30th June 2004 07:14 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advertising, bloke, book, called, ellis, flyer, handbook, heard, money, neil, polishers, received, recommendation, timbecon, title, worth

Replies: 44
Views: 8,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2004 09:35 AM; by Neil

Forum:
FINISHING

Before it starts

Started by Driver, 26th May 2004 12:43 PM

ass, beer, bloke, blows, bring, brings, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favourite, finished, flop, home, iron, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sighs, sits, slave, start, started, starts, time, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 12:43 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

It's never too late . . .

Started by Driver, 13th March 2004 11:59 AM

alf, bloke, cry, dead, door, happen?”, hear, he’s, late, manages, no”, paint?”, passed, pause, peacefully, snuffle”, sob, sobs, softly, starts, there’s, tin, woman, “alf, “er, “last, “oh, “when

Replies: 6
Views: 2,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:03 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

At last a decent chain letter

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 05:10 PM

452, 6th, 837, bloke, chain, cleaner, decent, engagement, exhaustion, expensive, friends, girlfriend, grumpy, hesitate, hospital, letter, list, lying, marriage, nymphos, original, packages, received, send, sending, suffering, top, vacuum, ward, women

Replies: 2
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2004 09:28 AM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Talking Clock

Started by silentC, 26th November 2003 05:01 PM

315, bloke, boom, clang, clock, cries, ear-shattering, explodes, gong, hey, impromptu, invites, learn, loud, mantle, mates, morning, night, party, piece, pub, spots, street, strikes, talking, tish, voice, watch, whaddya

Replies: 2
Views: 2,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 09:15 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Please be seated . . .

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 03:52 PM

ahh, ahmm, answering, bloke, call, closes, cubicle, cubicles, dickhead, door, drops, enters, gday, hears, mate, mate?”, occupied, poo, public, questions, quick, reluctantly, replies, seated, sits, there’s, time, unsure, voice, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 03:52 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Talking Dog

Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM

airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 11:32 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

Farmer Giles

Started by ozwinner, 8th August 2003 04:38 PM

bloke, bottle, dews, door, eek, farmer, fella, front, giles, halves, hang, hat, honey, jar, knock, milk, mind, minutes, noticed, paddock, pussy, son, standing, thistle, twenty, willow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:38 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 03:04 PM

barman, bartender, bear, beard, black, bloke, bothered, bright, buckskin, coming, desert, doc, door, dressed, eyes, foot, fringed, glass, grubby, holliday, huge, outta, red, reds, rushes, saloon, ships, stare, tie, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2003 03:04 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

well it mentions wood shrug

Started by DaveInOz, 1st April 2003 10:13 AM

barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, heard, laughter, mentions, morning, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, shrug, sixth, smelled, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2003 10:13 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Blonde blokes

Started by AlexS, 21st March 2003 08:27 AM

amazed, bloke, blokes, blonde, brow, city, council, day, dig, effort, fellows, fill, fills, follow, furiously, guy, hard, hole, hole-digger, partner, plants, putting, sick, sighed, story, team, three-man, trees, understand, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2003 08:27 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

The deaf genie

Started by Dion, 17th October 2002 11:35 PM

appeared, bar, bartender, bloke, bottle, bottles, day, deaf, dwarf, foot, genie, granted, guy, inch, luck, midget, minature, past, pianist, piano, played, player, playing, polishing, pretty, releasing, short, tall, walking, whered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:35 PM; by Dion

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JOKES

Demonstration at ww show

Started by TOMARTOM, 15th August 2002 04:58 PM

adl, apply, appreciated, bloke, brush, brushes, called, claim, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, effectively, feedback, foam, handbook, leave, les, looked, marks, miller, month, polishing, rage, recomends/uses, sucess, tony, topic, ubeauts, varnish, varnish/estapol

Replies: 3
Views: 2,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2002 09:01 PM; by Iain

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FINISHING

Life is good.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd August 2002 10:13 PM

barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, good, heard, hiss, life, morning, night, prawns, seventh, sheilas, sixth, twinkling, wash;

Replies: 0
Views: 2,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2002 10:13 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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