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Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Fireplace Mantel Install

Started by Andy78, 4th September 2007 06:29 PM

appreciated, attached, brackets, brickwork, cemented, chimney, chimneys, cornice, figure, fireplace, fix, fragile, idea, install, liquid, mantel, mantels, mantle, mentioned, nails, person, plaster, plasterboard, screw, shop, solid, suggestions, timber, wondering, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 2,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 01:31 AM; by Frank&Earnest

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

No sleep last night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 07:08 PM

allan, blokes, dying, fence, gates, heard, hope, looked, night, noise, offence, pinching, sleep, strange, terrible, time, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:37 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

How do I hang oversized cupboard doors?

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 27th August 2007 11:26 AM

400mm, advanced, appreciated, bifolds, bit, builders, change, combined, compensate, cupboard, design, door, doors, folks, handle, hang, hinges, horizontal, kitchen, mounting, noticed, oversized, saggy, sets, solid, tend, timber, weight, wide, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 11:02 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
KITCHENS

Homesick Scotsman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:18 PM

allan, arrested, bourke, breaking, claimed, department, dying, glasgow, glass, homesick, hope, melbourne, myer, scotsman, store, time, windows, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 03:00 PM; by Chumley

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JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woodies Yarn

Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Drilling holes into soft concrete footing

Started by gsart1, 28th August 2007 10:15 AM

12mm, bit, concrete, deck, disruptive, drill, drilling, dynabolt, easier, footing, footings, guess, hammer, hard, hardening, holes, normal, option, pour, poured, recently, rock, soft, till, wait, weaken, wet, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 11,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 02:19 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Job offer at Kentucky Chicken

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 10:29 AM

allan, blacksmith, chicken, days, dying, flies, hope, hot, job, kentucky, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

First job

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 12:22 PM

allan, bend, board, centre, continuous, country, day, dying, floodgates, highway, hope, job, lasted, line, paint, roads, task, time, white, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 11:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

I was worried

Started by munruben, 25th August 2007 07:37 PM

ago, brain, couple, doctor, headaches, imagine, reason, relieved, scan, told, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 01:17 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Three rings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th August 2007 04:58 PM

allan, dying, engagement, hope, involves, marriage, married, remember, ring, rings, suffering, time, wedding, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 07:24 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Memories.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2007 02:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 02:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

electricity pit full of water!

Started by Amb, 7th August 2007 04:20 PM

advice, bad, bottom, conduit, dry, effects, electricity, evry, flow, found, front, house, lids, lifted, normal, phone, pit, pits, power, practice, properly, seal, slowly, supply, telstra, term, undergound, water, winter, worried

Replies: 14
Views: 2,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:23 PM; by maxpower

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Fire at school

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th August 2007 01:29 PM

allan, answered, coming, dying, fair, fire, home, hope, johnny, mate, mum, remember, replied, school, set, smoking, time, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Greyhound

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th August 2007 12:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$700, allan, broke, calder, drag, dying, greyhound, happy, hope, lead, legs, lost, moment, paid, races, raceway, ran, recently, time, tram, trier, walking, whilst, won, worried

Replies: 18
Views: 2,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 08:29 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Brakes not working

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th August 2007 12:16 PM

allan, brakes, car, dying, fix, hope, horn, local, louder, mechanic, overcame, time, working, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 12:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Eating out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM

allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 10:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Drinking Song

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 04:36 PM

allan, bar, compose, drinking, dying, hope, night, past, pub, song, time, worried

Replies: 10
Views: 2,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 08:54 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Great swimmer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 12:08 AM

answered, aussie, australia, bloke, brought, challenged, defeated, dream, dying, easily, fast, girl, great, home, honeymoon, hope, hotel, learn, marry, met, paradise, street, surfers, swim, swimmer, time, venice, walker, whilst, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 03:02 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Regular as clockwork.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 06:42 PM

5.00am, 6.00am, 7.00am, allan, answered, bladder, bowels, chap, checkup, clockwork, doctor, dying, exclaimed, fine, hope, morning, regular, replied, time, wake, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 02:30 PM; by sea dragon

Forum:
JOKES

Man found alive after 50 years absence

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st August 2007 08:43 PM

1957, absence, alive, alland, champion, cupboard, dying, found, hide, hope, kitchen, man, medical, morning, questioned, seek, staff, time, told, wallan, worried, years

Replies: 7
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Plane Crash In Dublin

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th July 2007 02:55 PM

137, allan, bodies, cemetery, crash, crashed, dublin, dying, heard, hope, morning, news, plane, recovered, rescue, seater, teams, time, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 08:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

"Licker!'

Started by bobmundy, 7th October 1999 09:08 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 3,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

First attempt at plastering

Started by Timbo's Shed, 14th July 2007 01:51 PM

ago, attempt, attempted, average, bedroom, compounds, decided, diyer, do-able, drying, finish, fix, hard, joining, left, lot, plastering, products, pros, reading, setting, sheets, tim, tips, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 3,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:12 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

Another Rendering question

Started by sstyln, 15th July 2007 10:02 PM

attempt, bagging, brick, colour, crack, cracks, darker, fewer, finnish, home, house, imperfections, inside, job, light, minor, movement, painting, question, render, rendering, trouble, understanding, visible, won’t, worried, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 09:24 PM; by sstyln

Forum:
RENDERING

Selang batau decking finish required

Started by bernstar2, 16th July 2007 05:26 PM

advice, baby, batau, bernieu, cheap, coming, deck, decking, difference, discovered, easily, eating, finish, food, husband, live, marked, oiled, posting, required, sealng, selang, settled, started, tropics, truely, twins, webpage, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 2,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:38 PM; by Larry McCully

Forum:
DECKING

A disorienting experience

Started by Rocker, 9th July 2007 04:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, admit, conditions, continue, couple, dangerous, difficult, disorienting, driving, experience, feel, fine, happened, happening, health, incident, machinery, nasty, one-off, operating, pretty, road, rocker, similar, suggest, suppose, town, traffic, woodworking, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 4,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 06:36 AM; by rrich

Forum:
SAFETY

Decent kitchen cabinetmakers in Brisbane

Started by jola, 28th May 2007 07:28 PM

advance, bench, benchtop, bit, brisbane, cabinetmaker, cabinetmakers, cabinets, cabinets/pantries, caesarstone, coloured, decent, deep, galley, island, kitchen, larger, mistaken, moment, options, posts, product, read, similar, size, stock, stuck, style, wary, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 6,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 07:44 AM; by arms

Forum:
KITCHENS

downlights for shallow space above false ceiling

Started by greatoes, 17th May 2007 12:35 AM

20w, 50w, alternative, base, build-up, ceiling, concrete, downlights, false, fittings, grateful, greatoes, halogen, heat, ideas, light, managed, max, mounted, mr16, normal, preferably, recessed, shallow, space, suggestions, told, void, voids, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 4,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2007 12:21 AM; by greatoes

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

fire resistant mat - looking for

Started by Mindabout, 14th May 2007 04:24 PM

affordable, alcohol, appears, australian, bbq, bench, bigger, borax, carpet, ebay, fire, flame, fuel, mat, mats, mdf, mix, plumbers, price, promising, resistant, sell, spill, starts, stores, suitable, surface, time, torch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 5,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2007 11:49 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Bubbles in my ceiling paint

Started by Aangelique1611, 2nd May 2007 11:55 PM

air, appearing, based, bit, blisters, bubbles, ceiling, checked, coats, continue, cornices, disappeared, finished, hours, looked, lot, moisture, oil, paint, painting, sealer/primer/undercoat, soaping, sugar, tested, tonight, top, turps, walls, water, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 2,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2007 09:17 PM; by markharrison

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Table refinish...

Started by surfdabbler, 24th March 2007 01:17 PM

2-pack, 50%-70%, approach, assume, beating, choice, coat, coats, colour, cover, final, finish, gloss, inconsistent, lacquer, nitro, plastic, pvc, refinish, refinishing, rubberwood, soft, steel, surface, surfaces, table, trad-wax, wood, wool, worried

Replies: 14
Views: 6,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2007 09:02 PM; by durwood

Forum:
FINISHING

Advice on outdoor finish

Started by wattlewemake, 28th February 2007 04:02 PM

advice, avairy, building, comments, deep, fair, feature, finish, hardwoodas, ideas, knock, life, mixed, oil, outdoor, period, poly/varnish, product, red, renew, shane, sikkens, sun, timber, trim, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 2,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 04:02 PM; by wattlewemake

Forum:
FINISHING

Stupid drivers

Started by ozwinner, 24th February 2007 08:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

base, bed, bet, booze, bus, car, city, cops, dick, doh, double, drivers, driving, gauwd, giggle, head, home, mattress, minute, oww, rack, road, roof, set, smart, stupid, tied, tonight, trap.pointlaugh, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2007 11:01 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blackboy

Started by vzf04b, 29th October 2006 02:32 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 3,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 07:03 PM; by Jedo_03

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Dodo Home Phone??

Started by Wood Butcher, 17th February 2007 02:25 PM

adage, bad, contract, cutting, dodo, found, home, line, link, minimum, moment, monthly, negative, offering, phone, phones, rental, sounds, spend, swmbo, system, true, voip, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2007 10:57 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fixing a roof leak

Started by Arron, 31st July 2005 03:02 PM

arron, attached, bed, bit, cheers, concern, correctly, direction, fixing, flashing, flatter, folks, gap, hand, lays, leak, leaks, photo, rain, ramshackle, reduce, right-most, roof, row, seal, silicon, sizeable, thinking, tiles, worried

Replies: 14
Views: 6,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2007 07:14 PM; by bricks

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Preparing varnished skirting and architraves

Started by Art Martin, 30th January 2007 12:28 PM

acrylics, advice, appreciated, architraves, bare, bonding, doors, experience, gloss, hand, layer, light, mixed, overkill, paint, painting, prefer, prepare, preparing, sand, sander, sandingusing, simply, skirting, surface, surfaces, varnish, varnished, wood, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 5,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 08:05 PM; by drummelars

Forum:
PAINTING

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