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Barry the salesman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Evening walk

Started by munruben, 30th March 2008 12:33 PM

cos, dam, doorstep, evening, half, home, hour, night, replied, slow, time, told, usual, walk, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:33 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Views on Marriage

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:08 PM

actual, applying, car, circus, divorced, engagement, experience, florida, foreman, grove, house, hurricanes, job, lemon, lemons, marriage, matter, miss, picking, qualified, replied, ring, sale, suffering, three-ring, times, views, wedding, wild, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:08 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Seat chatter

Started by wheelinround, 20th March 2008 02:02 PM

african-american, airport, american, boarded, business, call, chatter, convention, descent, explained, french, greek, indian, lovers, myth, myths, native, paddy, papadopoulos, plane, popular, possess, seat, smiled, sydney, taking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:21 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Dividing Fence...issues

Started by TomDunreedy, 17th March 2008 09:39 PM

$1900, $3800, 1.8m, 50/50, abide, appreciated, bother, build, built, century, costs, dividing, erect, fence, fenceissues, government, government-owned, info, local, pay, perth, planet, professional, property, question, regulations, simply, split, spoke, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 3,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 12:00 AM; by TomDunreedy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Financial Planning

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM

anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 11:47 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

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JOKES

Ikea bathroom cabinet...help with measurement

Started by q9, 11th March 2008 10:05 PM

2tsup, 368mm, bathroom, blame, build, bunnys, cabinet, cabinethelp, confirm, draw, drawer, ikea, inside, measure, measurement, melamine, nicely, pretty, pulled, rails, scratch, screw, served, shape, sheet, spacing, tight, unit, vattern, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 2,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 11:49 PM; by q9

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Stingy Husband Told To Buy 124,000 Roses

Started by Metal Head, 5th March 2008 06:36 PM

000, 124, buy, claim, coins, court, divorce, dollars, dowry, gift, gold, hengameh, husband, iranian, law, life, mahr, marriage, red, rials, roses, shahin, stingy, tehran, time, told, woman, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Get your own back on negative people (Joke)

Started by Woodlee, 5th March 2008 12:21 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 05:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

One on a liner

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th February 2008 07:18 PM

activities, allan, approach, black, bloke, cabin, calendar, decked, engaged, gentlemen, happen, instructions, lady, liner, luxury, months, nude, pardon, receiving, replied, scene, simply, sporting, steward, stole, superior, totally, walk, walked, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:08 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 10:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

A Perfect Marriage?

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th February 2008 06:17 AM

bed, breakfast, climbed, continued, day, dead, extremely, finally, happened, hymn, marriage, morning, perfect, prayer, prayers, praying, psalm, recite, reciting, religious, remarkable, sang, singing, strangled, woke, woman, woodie, woodies, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 06:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Feeding The Baby

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th February 2008 02:29 PM

arrived, baby, babys, bottle-fed, breast-fed, breasts, checked, concerned, detailed, doctor, doctors, dressed, exam, examination, examined, feeding, glad, grandmother, kneaded, milk, motioning, nipples, pressed, professional, rubbed, strip, waist, waiting, weight, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 02:29 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Church views

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM

allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 04:38 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Finally a Fairy tale put into perpective?

Started by WoodJunky, 21st February 2008 11:24 PM

67728, ago, bitch, day, fairy, finally, nag, perpective, tale, tales, time, true, whine, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:10 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Irish Dr's

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM

blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 09:09 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

What Do You Call

Started by nev25, 2nd February 2008 12:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arms, block, blocks, bum, call, camel, carlos, deer, dug-less, edward, explain, eyes, head, humphrey, humps, idea, ilene, irene, jack, japanese, leaves, leg, legs, pile, rabbit, russell, setting, warren, woman, wood

Replies: 19
Views: 4,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:59 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Voices of Experience?a

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st January 2008 11:08 AM

achieving, anonymous, berle, coin;, dumas, experience?a, experiencea, forgives, guitry, husband, inspires, kinison, marriage, married, milton, paragraphs, philosopher, prevents, revenge, sacha, sam, shes, stay, terrorism, voices, wife, woman, words, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:08 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

New look.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th January 2008 09:53 PM

allan, bid, calendar, chap, deprived, doctor, fat, guy, hat, head, hey, huge, incorrect, informed, met, months, operation, pleased, recognised, result, slim, stole, street, suppose, term, tie, ugly, walking, wear, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Jean Squeeze

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2008 02:20 PM

added, blue, caught, dear, flu, gained, garage, honey, house, husband, jean, jeans, kilos, nights, noticeable, pair, replied, sleeping, squeeze, squeezed, weight, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 02:20 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A matter of interpretation...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 27th January 2008 12:15 AM

appears, bodies, called, cave, days, distant, finally, fish, foot, fourth, hebrew, identified, idiots, interpretation, left, matter, nearest, peoples, read, rivers, shovel, society, suggests, symbol, team, tentatively, traded, travel, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 12:15 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

After The Golf At The Munruben Golf Course

Started by echnidna, 26th January 2008 03:56 PM

allan, barry, beers, buts, dear, dinner, feel, game, garden, golf, home, hot, hullo, john, johns, listen, mobile, munruben, oven, phone, played, prove, rang, salad, thumb, told, tuna, wheelin, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

'Best' Rangehood

Started by Daren, 21st January 2008 06:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, comments, describing, ideal, island, market, opininon, perfect, quiet, rangehood, suck, woman

Replies: 16
Views: 11,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2008 05:22 PM; by jags

Forum:
KITCHENS

Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

More bad jokes

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 09:01 PM

bad, chair, cigarettes, couldn’t, drink, eat, exercise.”, fatty, foods, happy, jokes, life?”, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, walked, week, whiskey, woman, you?’, “how, “that’s, “twenty-six”, “what’s

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 09:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Hitting the bottle

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2008 07:36 PM

added, answer, bottle, child, daughter, four-year, hard, hitting, minister, mommy, mother, phone, rang, sauce, shes, struggle, talk, tomato, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 07:36 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Bubba's Sister's Kids...

Started by Eli, 13th January 2008 07:01 PM

answers, beautiful, boy, boys, brother, bubba, bubba;, bubbas, caused, coma, deep, denephew, denise, doctor, dohno, expecting, fall, girls, guess, idiot, kids, months, mother, pregnant, replies, sister, woman, worst, wow, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Eli

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JOKES

NEVER tick off a woman

Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2008 02:57 PM

annoyed, bed, borne, cut, eye, fire, gleam, hack, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, nope, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, set, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, tick, time, tool, wife, woman, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:50 PM; by mcarthur

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JOKES

Memories

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th January 2008 03:51 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 04:45 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Hot mamma!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 07:36 AM

annual, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, clock, club, days, doctor, golf, gorgeous, hearing, heart, hot, john, mamma, miles, munruben, murmur, ran, replied, street, time, walking, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:28 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Well thawed out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:00 AM

alive, allan, arms, breakfast, calendar, eskimo, found, frozen, husband, igloo, months, morning, night, returned, stole, thawed, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 02:07 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Better Preaching

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2008 03:53 AM

continued, fifteen, finished, hour, minutes, preacher, preaching, replied, spoke, sunday, visiting, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Census taker

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:32 AM

ages, answered, anythin, beth, billy, census, children, door, eighteen, farmhouse, fourteen, heck, hold, hundreds, jenny, knocked, les, penny, rural, sally, seth, sixteen, taker, time, times, twins, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 09:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The Wallan Travel Agency

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 06:41 PM

afford, age, agency, allan, answer, completed, enjoyed, filled, guy, hotel, inside, looked, marvellous, month, noticed, paperwork, pension, plane, puzzleing, royalty, share, told, travel, treated, trip, visit, wallan, window, wistfully, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:09 PM; by Brickie

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JOKES

Only a woman

Started by ravlord13, 24th December 2007 02:55 PM

aging, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, easy, eating, extra, finished, golf, half, home, hour, impossible, job, lunch, oversensitive, pete, rest, retirement, sandy, sit, table, tact, time, wife, woman, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:16 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Rain or Snow

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, hesitation, married, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snow, snowing, walking, wife, woman, “ah, “hey, “its, “that, “thats, “what, ”snow”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Odd sayings

Started by fenderbelly, 20th December 2007 09:31 AM

ahmal, bar, boasting, bull, chessnuts, chilly, daisy, doctor, dolly, family, fish, green, husband, invisible, juan, kayak, laugh, moved, odd, picture, proving, puns, sank, sayings, stand, standing, ten, twins, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:55 AM; by Pusser

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JOKES

Cyanide

Started by munruben, 15th December 2007 08:38 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 11:49 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

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