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Oh no! Another tax joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2010 02:47 PM

$30.00, allan, cashier, curtain, day, joke, material, metres, purchased, replied, rod, shop, tacks, tax, wheelins, wife, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2010 11:32 PM; by Franklin

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JOKES

Rip off

Started by dj_pnevans, 27th June 2010 09:48 PM

$50.00, $8.00, bin, button, car, charge, city, cost, darwin, day, form, found, kids, lady, lost, lunch, machine, park, parked, parking, pay, perth, rip, sister, sunday, ticket, told, town, way?, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 08:10 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Compulsive talker

Started by Charleville, 27th June 2010 06:20 PM

anon, called, compulsive, it’s, self-help, talker, talkers, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2010 06:20 PM; by Charleville

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Remove or Recover?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th June 2010 02:00 PM

2tsup, architraves, black, brick, cabinets, cheers, current, feedback, fitting, hoping, house, kitchen, level, lol, paint, plaster, read, recover, remove, removing, renovateforum.com, reply, space, studs, stuff, thread, wall, wife, window, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2010 02:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

50th anniversary

Started by groverwa, 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM

25th, 50th, amazing, anniversary, assembled, besta, giuseppe, gonna, husbands, inspiration, italy, iva, marriage, money, nicea, pick, planning, priest, proudly, replied, responded, seminars, session, spenda, stay, tooka, treat, week, weekly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM; by groverwa

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Strange.

Started by Scott, 19th June 2010 07:03 PM

altered, appreciation, arrived, beaters, bouquet, business, car, companys, disappointed, dress, flowers, forthcoming, gesture, hammer, home, insurance, male, panel, picking, strange, tail, weird, wife, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2010 05:26 PM; by cultana

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gawd,save me

Started by jow104, 9th June 2010 07:09 PM

gawd, hairdressers, hope, oven, save, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2010 09:37 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Back at the front

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2010 04:17 PM

allan, computer, couple, finished, front, glasses, internet, missing, play, providers, realised, realistic, resorted, series, shot, t.v, talk, transferring, underbelly, wallet, watched, watching, weeks, whilst, wife, wilderness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:08 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Restoring Oregon Pine Furniture

Started by Arry, 4th January 2010 10:29 PM

ago, close, coffee, colour, darker, dining, finish, furniture, golden, grit, guys, heaps, idea, kindly, minus, minutes, orange, oregon, parents-in-law, pine, question, restored, restoring, sander, scratches, spent, table, tables, wife, wood

Replies: 14
Views: 18,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2010 08:52 PM; by Arry

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FINISHING

Changing from Shellac finish

Started by Wombat2, 4th June 2010 11:54 PM

ago, cedar, changing, completely, daily, durable, family, father, fine, finish, french, lacquer/polyester, marks, methylated, mother-in-law, paint, polished, restored, sand, shellac, smooth, spirits, spray, stains, strip, table, water, wedding, wife, wrinkled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2010 10:32 AM; by RufflyRustic

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FINISHING

Newspaper Ads

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:11 PM

#%#%#, 1/2, ads, britannica, call, colony, complete, dog, dress, dryer, encyclopaedia, free, married, mistake, month, needed;, newspaper, nudist, offer, owner, puppies, sale, sell, stephanie, washer, wedding, wife, winner, worn, £100

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 07:11 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Channel 7 - Gay bashing homophobes?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 21st May 2010 05:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bashing, campbell|channel, cancer, channel, current, david, express, fight, filmed, gay, homophobes, honorable, immoral, inhabited, job, leaving, media, minister, ostensibly, outed, people, portrayed, reporter, resign, resigned, sexuality, smhs, stalked, wife, yesterday

Replies: 38
Views: 4,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2010 07:56 PM; by two fingers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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JOKES

My wife is so smart

Started by munruben, 20th May 2010 10:06 PM

encyclopedia, married, realise, set, smart, stupid, throw, told, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 12:17 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Wife 1.0 (Upgraded)

Started by groverwa, 19th May 2010 11:42 AM

1.0, 5.0, 7.0, application, applications, background, command, cyes, dear, delete, designed, due, faults, files, girlfriend, impossible, installed, operating, program, programs, recommend, return, run, software, suggest, system, thinking, uninstall, upgraded, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 08:45 PM; by Rodgera

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New competition enquiry

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th May 2010 04:20 PM

black, buying, cecile, competition, disappear, discontinuity, disorganized;, enquiry, hole, incredibly, limited, occupies, post, read, reappear, renovateforum.com, replacement, shed, slack, space-time, surely, thread, untidy, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2010 04:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

moron caught red handed

Started by Clinton1, 1st May 2010 01:43 AM

####, $$$$, acting, angry, ballifs, bring, call, caught, dad, explain, fed, fence, footpath, freaking, handed, holding, hope, house, mates, mental, moron, mum, patient, police, push, red, situation, son, telling, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2010 09:35 PM; by nihilism

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Personal Service

Started by Rodgera, 3rd May 2010 10:03 PM

devices, driveway, friend, garage, garage-door, honked, horn, karen, labor-saving, love, mine, opener, personal, pulled, replied, service, signal, talking, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 06:55 PM; by johmar

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JOKES

nagging wife

Started by mic-d, 18th April 2010 09:38 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, cheers, days, dead, died, ever-nagging, holy, home, husband, jerusalem, land, michael, nagging, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2010 09:38 PM; by mic-d

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JOKES

G'Day - NEED HELP!!

Started by Rob Williamson, 12th April 2010 03:12 PM

$400, 100, 200, aussie, box, coming, cost, craftsman, craftsmen, gday, jewellery, lift, lining, looked, married, mid, minimum, priced, quality, rob, sites, sized, solid, specialist, suggest, suits, tray, wife, wood, wooden

Replies: 11
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2010 07:24 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Red Wood Table / Jarrah Door Frame exterior protection

Started by Freo, 11th April 2010 04:08 PM

100yrs, 120, amost, coffee, dirt, door, elements, exterior, finish, frame, grey, grime, grit, jarrah, ocean, practise, protected, protection, red, rough, sanded, section, smooth, table, totally, varnish, varnished, verandah, wife, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 2,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2010 01:32 PM; by Horsecroft88

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FINISHING

Heirloom makeup table

Started by cleturno, 12th April 2010 12:18 PM

1920-1930s, acts, base, bottom, center, faimly, fairly, figure, furniture, glue, glued, groove, guess, heirloom, hide, hold, joint, makeup, outer, plywood, replace, slipped, square, style, table, tips, unstick, wife, wood, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2010 12:18 PM; by cleturno

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RESTORATION

Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Redgum slab finish..any ideas?

Started by Woodin, 31st March 2010 10:49 PM

advance, appreciated, bark, bit, bunnings, buy, colour, epoxy, fill, finishany, hardened, ideas, knots, lacquer, match, melbourne, preserve, redgum, regum, skin, slab, soft, table, timber, tint, tint/dye, top, varnish, wife, woodin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2010 10:49 PM; by Woodin

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FINISHING

Niki

Started by jow104, 21st February 2010 02:16 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

condolences, e-mail, forum, forums, friend, illness, info, learnt, mine, news, niki, passed, ray, received, regina, sad, true, week, wife, woodwork, worldwide

Replies: 36
Views: 8,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2010 10:01 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Allans marriage.

Started by munruben, 28th March 2010 12:59 PM

ago, allan, allans, bride, house, listen, listened, marriage, moved, neighbours, talk, talked, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2010 07:57 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Freud said

Started by artme, 29th March 2010 04:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2010 07:45 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Wine with Dinner

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2010 06:24 PM

amount, bottle, brought, children, dinner, drinks, lot, meal, mom, nervous, night, piped, poured, quiet, restaurant, ritual, six-year-old, sons, taste, time, uncorking, upscale, waitress, wife, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 09:14 PM; by joe greiner

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Security of casement windows

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th March 2010 01:10 AM

advance, bit, casement, cheers, house, insect, intruder, money, nervous, proof, purchased, read, recently, renovateforum.com, reply, security, style, thread, times, wife, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 2,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2010 01:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

In memory to my beloved husband Niki

Started by Regina, 27th February 2010 06:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

avrahami, beloved, community, deep, express, family, forum, generous, hobby, husband, ideas, jigs, loss, loved, memory, missing, modest, niki, pain, perfectionist, regina, sadness, sincere, sorrow, support, thinking, till, wife, woodworking, world

Replies: 29
Views: 3,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2010 03:05 AM; by terraaustralis

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

4 Horse

Started by gawdelpus, 12th March 2010 11:19 PM

american, answered, asked, beautiful, called, horse, indian, man, means, nag, replied, unusual, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 11:19 PM; by gawdelpus

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JOKES

Golf and getting old

Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM

ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 10:22 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

G'Day from Mandurah

Started by BraveheartinOz, 1st March 2010 10:32 PM

arrived, boys, braveheart, contract, decision, gday, guys, job, kieran, life, live, lucky, macbeth, mandurah, move, nick, perth, pinjarra, practical, prefered, scarce, school, scotland, search, sign, situation, talk, teachers, user, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2010 08:46 PM; by johno_84

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tomatoes In Wallan

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2010 12:08 PM

2tsup, alan, allan, behold, bit, collection, conjolling, finally, generous, goading, hope, log, melbourne, nah, pen, pic, prodding, road, rules, scored, shed, sight, stash;, time, tomatoes, val, vic, wallan, wife, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 08:49 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Housework

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th February 2010 11:27 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 10:34 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Older men are always more helpful

Started by watson, 26th February 2010 03:10 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, boobs, bra, bunnings, carts, coincidence, collide, eyes, guy, hair, halter, hardware, helpful, legs, matter, men, older, shes, shorts, store, tall, tight, top, wearing, white, wife, yrs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2010 05:47 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Advice - Cordless Phones

Started by Metal Head, 21st February 2010 09:21 PM

advice, appreciated, assistant, bought, breaking, calls, cheers, chocolate, cordless, head, impressed, metal, noise, panasonic, phones, previously, products, purchased, return, set, shop, specialist, teapot, telephone, type, uniden, unidens, voice, week, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 08:41 PM; by China

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Brisbane

Started by Robbo60, 8th February 2010 11:29 AM

2tsup, bigger, bought, brisbane, bunch, buy, cheers, dying, finishes, fitter, forward, gday, gear, graham, house, ideas, involved, list, love, post, reading, recently, shed, stuff, trade, triton, turner, wife, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2010 02:47 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hi from Brisbane.

Started by Rogatk, 5th February 2010 06:58 PM

bbq, bench, brisbane, carba-tech, dangerous, deck, discovered, drive, live, nice, picture, post, projects, re-enthused, recently, store, table/bench, timber, weber, wife, wood, yards

Replies: 5
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2010 09:20 AM; by Claw Hama

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Options for roof of extension

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th February 2010 10:20 PM

12m, beams, builders, cheers, discussion, eventually, extension, forum, guys, house, initiate, motions, numerous, options, paul, people, planning, read, recommend, renovateforum.com, roof, skillion, sneaking, structure, suggesting, term, thread, track, width, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2010 10:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Old Antique and Unusual Findings... Treasures?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th February 2010 05:30 PM

antique, aro-l, call, findings, found, junk, keeping, personal, pictures, post, read, renovateforum.com, renovations, sort, sorts, stuff, thread, treasures, unusual, wife, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2010 05:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Arguments with wife.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th January 2010 10:38 PM

allan, argument, arguments, successful.2tsup, wife, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2010 10:33 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Powder coated windows

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th January 2010 02:30 PM

bit, brown, clean, coated, faded, house, ideas, polish, powder, read, renovateforum.com, renovating, replace, reply, shoe, sort, thread, wife, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Happy Woodworking

Started by Hobo, 23rd January 2010 01:17 PM

aussie, australia, belated, bring, brought, chris, colouring, crack, creations, enjoy, forward, funniest, happy, humor, influance, lot, lumber, person, pieces, plan, sayings, sense, shop, time, trip, wife, wood, woods, woodworking, world

Replies: 10
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2010 11:09 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Mother/Daughter Banquet (from SWMBO's file)

Started by Rodgera, 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM

14-year-old, banquet, body, choose, crowd, daughter, daughters, file, forward, hate, love, mom, mother or daughter, mother/daughter, mothers, pastors, reviewing, sat, share, swmbo, swmbos, taught, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

G'day mates! From rainy, windy, cold California

Started by windwood, 19th January 2010 10:20 AM

barn, boatload, building, california, cold, computers, emeryville, escaped, fantastic, fixing, forum, forward, front, gday, happy, house, join, kids, learning, mates, net, rainy, site, solar, spent, started, wife, windy, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2010 10:17 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Snow Cat

Started by Mike Wingate, 6th January 2010 03:01 AM

cat, daughter, driveway, ex-pats, foot, home, middle, missing, reminder, school, sculpting, snow, summer, tall, u.k, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2010 01:41 AM; by Mike Wingate

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Year's Eve weather

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st December 2009 09:20 AM

allan, eve, fine, glove, hand, prepared, purchased, questioned, rain, report, returned, shopping, waterproof, weather, wife, year

Replies: 5
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2010 12:30 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Good night - New Year's Eve

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2010 09:23 PM

$25.00, ale, allan, answered, bar, bill, bottle, correct, cricket, drink, drinker, dry, eve, ginger, good, graham, ground, hard, meal, melbourne, months, night, night.2tsup, question, told, type, voucher, wife, won, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

What a coincidence

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2009 08:37 PM

advised, allan, avoid, bloke, coincidence, coming, commit, company, condition, developed, doctor, downstairs, fatal, heart, kill, love, met, missing, night, prove, replied, separately, severe, sleeping, stairs, suicide, temptation, tossed, upstairs, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 06:11 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

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