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Typical! (WARNING!!)

Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM

arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

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Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by ozwinner, 14th September 2004 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

45000, bang, byooty, cars, destined, dobbin, engine, exspense, ford, head, heads, kms, laugh, laughed, looked, mad, poor, retirement, scrapheap, scrapyard, scratching, shook, sitting, time, tough, transport, walk

Replies: 23
Views: 4,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2004 07:26 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Never argue with the BRASS

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:53 AM

agree, argue, brass, continued, dog, duty, evening, glanced, golden, nervous, nice, night, private, relaxing, responded, retriever, salute, saluted, simply, sir, snapped, soothing, stepped, stormy, taking, trade, train, type, walk, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 02:52 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Pregnant Caddy

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM

assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, caddy, carries, class, finally, gentlemen, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, middle, partner, plan, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, stage, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Men and paving slabs

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 02:55 PM

board, common, cool, kev, lay, men, paving, rolleyes, slabs, walk, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 10:33 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 21 AUG 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 21st August 2004 09:52 PM

aug, couple, evening, floors, friends, house, quiz, reasons, respectfully, sloping, telling, walk, walls, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 2,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2004 09:57 PM; by Toggy

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Irish

Started by Andy Self, 20th August 2004 10:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 10:28 PM; by Andy Self

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JOKES

Newer riddle

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2004 03:38 PM

ago, answer, black, butting, color, death, facing, firsts, free, guards, guess, hat, hats, heard, horrible, line, newer, post, prisoners, riddle, save, separated, standing, time, tortures, walk, wall, wearing, white, wrong

Replies: 11
Views: 2,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 10:56 AM; by Driver

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Woodies Quiz Forum

I Must be Addicted

Started by Gumby, 29th July 2004 05:09 AM

4am, addicted, asleep, bad, bed, check, computer, dinkum, embarrased, fair, glad, idiot, middle, misses, night, past, piddle, posts, sit, this@#$%$, walk

Replies: 8
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 12:35 AM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The brass rat

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 05:08 PM

$10, ah-ha, awhile, brass, brought, chose, counter, curio, decided, drowned, lawyers, left, nope, noticing, proprietor, rat, rats, returned, shopping, shortly, started, store, story, street, walk, walked, walking, water, wharf

Replies: 1
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:06 PM; by Gumby

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JOKES

Please be advised: Toilet Humour

Started by TOMARTOM, 19th July 2004 09:20 PM

accompanied, advised, astaire, bathroom, camo-cough, closet, diarrhea, escapee, farts, forcing, happen, hear, humour, makes, poo, pooer, pooing, pretend, remain, smell, stall, taking, ted, toilet, uncomfortable, urinal, walk, water, watermelon

Replies: 5
Views: 2,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 11:14 PM; by WISE

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Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Riddle / question

Started by DaveInOz, 1st July 2004 02:36 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, answer, bell, bill, boy, boys, brings, cost, day, discount, divide, dollar, guy, guys, hands, hotel, manager, payed, pocket, pulls, question, return, riddle, stay, times, walk, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 2,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 07:53 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

In praise of Tolga Woodworks, FNQ

Started by Ian Runge, 7th June 2004 01:56 PM

atherton, craft, drooled, fine, fnq, freely, furniture, happy, highly, humidity, ianr, knowledge, north, people, pieces, praise, recommended, retail, shop, supply, timber, timbers, tolga, travelling, trip, walk, whilst, woods, woodworks, workshop

Replies: 0
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 01:56 PM; by Ian Runge

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Spooky

Started by ozwinner, 25th May 2004 07:58 PM

allan, bit, bolted, called, cemetery, cheers, day, decent, gore, gorton, hair, home, it.d, live, looked, manchester, miles, missus, nah, parents, screamed, slowly, spaces, spooky, street, time, voice, walk, wallet’, wasn’t

Replies: 5
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2004 04:22 PM; by Shane Watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

If Dogs Were Teachers

Started by Bob Smalser, 13th May 2004 11:51 AM

bad, body, buy, dance, day, days, delight, dogs, eat, entire, friends, gently, guilt, happy, joy, lie, matter, nuzzle, pout, run, scolded, shady, silent, simple, stop, teachers, tree, wag, walk, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 05:31 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Movement in timber floors when walking

Started by SJH747, 29th February 2004 09:12 AM

7-10, advise, approx, boards, builder, buying, cabinets, commit, concerned, eating, floor, flooring, floors, heard, house, issues, joists, kitchen, laid, lot, move/rattle, movement, polished, share, slab, tiles, timber, unsure, walk, walking

Replies: 5
Views: 4,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2004 10:59 PM; by journeyman Mick

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FLOORING

Follow these 15 simple tests before you decide to have children...

Started by Wayne Davy, 22nd January 2004 05:50 PM

3am, alarm, attempt, bag, buy, car, child, children, clean, cornflakes, cup, decide, follow, front, goat, half, leave, melon, playing, ready, run, seat, set, simple, stop, tape, test, tests, time, walk

Replies: 9
Views: 6,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2004 09:51 PM; by coastie

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JOKES

A Walk in the Woods

Started by Dirty Den, 9th January 2004 07:53 AM

actively, aetheist, aethist, bear, call, called, christianity, compromise, convert, denied, disappears, drops, existence, flash, god, hypocritical, light, meal, moment, natural, paws, peril, prayer, recieve, replies, save, soundtrack, suppose, walk, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2004 08:52 AM; by Garry1953

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JOKES

Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Blokeness Quotient:

Started by Driver, 9th July 2003 04:49 PM

blokeness, burst, decided, determine, dinner, dog, earth, finally, future, human, hurt, land, life, love, nice, opinion, promised, quiz, quotient, ready, rest, restaurant, rush, school, scientific, shes, sincerely, spend, walk, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2003 04:49 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Things I've Learned from My Children

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 11:16 PM

baseball, cats, ceiling, children, digestive, dizzy, eject, fan, filters, fire, glass, hit, jell-o, learned, lots, microwave, pass, pb&j, play-doh, pool, sandwiches, six-year-old, spray, start, strong, super, things, vcrs, walk, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 11:16 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

quick one..

Started by oges, 19th February 2003 08:18 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2003 04:15 PM; by oges

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JOKES

quickie

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:26 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Your daily moment of Zen

Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:59 PM

15.if, 16.dont, 18.if, 20.dont, 21.good, bad, critisise, daily, day, days, judgement, kinky, lend, lot, mile, moment, mouth, person, remember, spurs, squat, time, truth.you, walk, zen

Replies: 5
Views: 2,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 07:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

dogs

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 07:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Things dogs hate

Started by Pete, 30th May 2002 01:59 PM

bows, carpet, chew, dog, dogs, fences, food, freak, fur, haircut, hate, home, insist, involves, jealous, noticed, pick, piles, poop, realize, ribbons, schedule, stuff, sweaters, taking, things, truth, walk, yard, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:59 PM; by Pete

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JOKES

Aussie Humour

Started by Gino, 20th December 2001 12:58 PM

aussie, bar, barman, bloke, bra, friends, gday, gunna, humour, jumper, leads, mate, pots, seat, serve, set, start, table, takes, tits, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2001 12:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Melbourne Show

Started by terrygoss, 14th October 2001 07:52 PM

1500kmso, begun, canberra, continue, conversations, demonstrating, dragonfly, feel, forum, friends, gadgets, home, inventors, makes, melbourne, people, plaese, recent, salesman, step, w.a.s.p, walk, woodworker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2001 07:52 PM; by terrygoss

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EVENTS

9 favourite things

Started by Iain, 14th May 2001 07:02 PM

bloody, bus, cake, change, choice, cinema, damn, eat, entire, favourite, floor, goose, hell, improved, improvement, life, paid, people, question, refuse, search, short, standing, stare, sunshine, things, tosser, waiting, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2001 07:02 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Great Widoms

Started by Shane Watson, 26th April 2001 12:33 PM

bad, bug, criticize, day, days, double, experience, fish, fold, great, half, judgment, lot, mile, money, mouth, person, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, spurs, squat, time, truth, walk, widoms, windshield, worry, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2001 12:33 PM; by Shane Watson

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JOKES

For those that work in an office.

Started by Gino, 20th April 2001 05:42 PM

annoyed, boss, bosses, call, caught, computer, costanza, document, documents, george, hands, hardworking, heading, hours, impatient, impression, late, live, lots, magazines, mail, observer, office, people, pile, read, send, voice, walk, work

Replies: 0
Views: 3,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2001 05:42 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

LIVING IN THE 01'S

Started by Gino, 21st March 2001 02:38 PM

01s, anymore, bottom, budgets, defined, desk, diet, disclaimer, e-mail, email, experience, forward, free, friends, home, hospital, jokes, knowledge, left, list, living, meetings, permanent, phone, read, relevant, sick, staff, staple, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2001 02:38 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Lamaze Class

Started by oges, 8th February 2001 08:09 AM

alright, assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, carries, class, exercise, finally, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, lamaze, middle, partner, partners, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2001 08:09 AM; by oges

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JOKES

The joys of parenthood

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:21 PM

body, butter, cats, cogito, dizzy, edited, eject, ergo, filters, fire, forever, glue, jello, jelly, joys, matter, mcgyver, parenthood, pb&j, peanut, pool, strong, swimming, teach, vcrs, walk, water, waterbed, wearing, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 07:21 PM; by Tristan Croll

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JOKES

Loraine

Started by Hartley, 3rd December 1999 01:19 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 1999 08:10 AM; by AlexS

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Typical! (WARNING!!)

Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never argue with the BRASS

Pregnant Caddy

Men and paving slabs

Paddy & Mick

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 21 AUG 04

Irish

Newer riddle

I Must be Addicted

The brass rat

Please be advised: Toilet Humour

Lawyers

Riddle / question

In praise of Tolga Woodworks, FNQ

Spooky

If Dogs Were Teachers

Movement in timber floors when walking

Follow these 15 simple tests before you decide to have children...

A Walk in the Woods

Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Blokeness Quotient:

Things I've Learned from My Children

quick one..

quickie

Your daily moment of Zen

dogs

Things dogs hate

Aussie Humour

Melbourne Show

9 favourite things

Great Widoms

For those that work in an office.

LIVING IN THE 01'S

Lamaze Class

The joys of parenthood

Loraine