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Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Alligator shoes

Started by Rebus, 21st May 2004 06:38 PM

9-foot, alligator, amazement, bank, barefoot, blonde, catch, creature, creatures, deep, driving, frustrated, hand, home, huge, laying, nearby, pair, quickly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, watches, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 06:38 PM; by Rebus

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JOKES

the Pope

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:31 PM

approaches, chief, cop, copbigger, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, hundred, license, light, limo, lose, makes, mayor, moans, motorcycle, notices, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, sirens, takes, talk, tells, travel, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Save us from Ralph!

Started by JackoH, 8th May 2004 09:41 AM

aboutor, blue, format, mad, neil, nice, pretty, ralph, save, takes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2004 08:42 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

PVC guttering

Started by knewey, 15th March 2004 08:03 PM

assume, bunnings, cheers, compares, day, eventuality, experience, fad, glue, guttering, idea, installed, join, messy, molded, paint, piece, pretty, price, pvc, rivets, silicon, simply, sounds, stuff, suit, takes, terms, vitually, wise

Replies: 14
Views: 11,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2004 08:47 AM; by KiwiSteve

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

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JOKES

2003 in review

Started by craigb, 15th January 2004 01:42 PM

2003, astronaut, awhile, battery, bridges, charge, cold, couple, dropouts, holds, homicide, kids, larger, lightning, linked, local, obesity, police, red, review, school, slain;, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures, test, wave

Replies: 1
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2004 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Skirting boards

Started by apjwm, 30th December 2003 08:41 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 6,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2004 09:36 AM; by Kev Y.

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HINTS & TIPS

Something as simple as varnish, what am I doing wrong?

Started by Gee, 8th December 2003 12:18 AM

advice, apply, buff, coated, dust, factory, feel, finisher, finishes, free, friend, furniture, gee, ideas, layer, light, offer, pine, professional, rub, simple, suggested, takes, terrible, trick, varnish, wax, weekend, wet&dry, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2003 08:36 PM; by GeoffS

Forum:
FINISHING

problem with camera

Started by mikmaz1, 8th November 2003 10:45 PM

camera, cameras, close, computer, connect, digital, download, failed, funflash640, mik, pics, polaroid, problem, programe, seeyasoon, shots, takes, telling

Replies: 8
Views: 2,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2003 10:25 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Convention

Started by silentC, 14th November 2003 04:48 PM

african, american, blushes, business, convention, debunk, descent, discussing, embarrassed, experiences, explains, extends, french, hand, hard, indian, myth, myths, papadopoulos, popular, possess, seat, sexuality, swallowing, takes, terribly, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 04:48 PM; by silentC

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JOKES

Who wears the pants

Started by waco, 18th October 2003 07:51 PM

attitude, change, chat, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, handed, hands, hmmm, honeymoon, jack, jill, married, mine, mother, night, pants, replied, sat, smartass, suite, takes, wear, wears, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2003 07:51 PM; by waco

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JOKES

Imagine Doorstop as a Farmer

Started by waco, 13th September 2003 10:30 AM

alien, aliens, bedroom, bit, dinner, doorstop, ear, earth, farmer, female, fix, imagine, left, life, male, mars, night, no-one, penis, ship, sighs, sitting, spaceship, starts, swapping, takes, tea, tugs, undressed, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2003 03:51 PM; by waco

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Old age and treachery always defeats youth and enthusiasm . . .

Started by Driver, 9th September 2003 02:54 PM

age, beat, blown, brown, chicken, clucks, dammit, defeats, disgust, enthusiasm, farm, farmer, fellow, front, head, hears, hen, house;, line, race, rooster, roosters, round, run, running, sadly, shakes, takes, treachery, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2003 02:54 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

blondes and boats

Started by rob_tassie, 4th September 2003 10:15 PM

ahurry, bad, behavior, blondes, boats, cake, dumb, firetruck, hells, heroine, home, idiot, lame, lamebrained, means, nemesis, playing, pulls, replies, reply, rest, silly, slap, stand, stupid, swim, takes, time, times, transport

Replies: 0
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 10:15 PM; by rob_tassie

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JOKES

Airplane vs Woman

Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:32 AM

airplane, airplanes, arrive, buy, care, comment, common, expect, flick, flown, in-laws, kill, limitations, mad, magazines, mind, month, object, pilot, piloting, preflight, quickly, quiet, skills, switch, takes, tied, time, touch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:32 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

Poll: State vs State vs Territory... The BIGGEST poll ever.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th May 2003 02:06 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advertising, australia’s, biggest, chance, department, depending, evidence, factual, future, global, hold, home, included, mantle, optionp, poll, populated, post, read, solution, state, state/territory?”, stinky, success, takes, territory, tight, time, woodworking, ”who

Replies: 33
Views: 9,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2003 10:16 AM; by Neil

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POLLS

scam response

Started by Rod Smith, 10th July 2003 10:53 PM

$25m, access, account, action, agree, condition, deposit, email, embark, forced, forward, friends, funds, legitimate, matter, money, nigeria, offer, paypal, prefer, provided, reasonable, relatives, response, scam, service, takes, time, transfer, unpleasant

Replies: 3
Views: 2,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2003 08:47 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

The Englishman, the Frenchman and the Aussie

Started by Driver, 9th June 2003 08:25 PM

aussie, bed”, couple, drinks, ecstasy, english, englishman, european, evidence, feel, french, frenchman, friends”, incidentally, it’s, i’ve, longish, love, lovers, nose, note, pointedly, simply, takes, talk, time, unlike, woman, zer, “however

Replies: 0
Views: 2,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2003 08:25 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

The canoe

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:04 PM

appalled, aussie, begins, blood, blows, build, cannibals, canoe, captured, chest, chief, englishman, fork, frenchman, gimme, god, gushing, head, jabbing, news, over-, pistol, puzzled, queen, responds, save, shrugs, stomach, sword, takes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:04 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Randy Rooster

Started by Neo, 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

John & Alexander

Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 02:06 PM

alexander, bird, bits, bloody, boss, box, bright, bring, brings, colourful, desk, easy, empties, fruit, hands, hard, head, jigsaw, john, johns, loops, office, picture, pieces, quick, son, takes, understand, what’s, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2002 08:15 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

rural show

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:36 PM

365, alley, bull, bulls, cow, day, drops, fed, heading, houses, husband, learn, live, mated, month, mouth, nice, proceed, rural, sign, stall, start, stated, stock, takes, times, wife, wifes, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:36 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

For the love of sport

Started by Eastie, 24th June 2002 11:13 AM

ago, belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, head, hear, incredible, love, married, neighbour, passed, perfect, relative, seat, seats, shakes, sitting, sport, sporting, stadium, supposed, takes, terrible, tickets, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2002 11:13 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

ash tasting

Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2002 11:22 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

A rare condition

Started by AlexS, 1st March 2002 11:12 PM

bad, class, condition, crazy, decides, disturbed, drive, feeling, gently, legs, minutes, orgasm, pass, pepper, plane, rare, replies, riding, sending, signals, sir, sneeze, sneezes, takes, taking, times, tissue, wiped, wipes, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2002 11:12 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Old Rooster

Started by Glenn M, 27th February 2002 04:46 PM

blows, boom, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, front, gaining, gap, gay, glenn, grabs, head, inches, month, porch, rooster, roosters, round, running, sadly, shakes, shotgun, spot, start, stud, takes, usual, www.woodworkbooks.com

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2002 07:42 PM; by philige

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JOKES

Poor dog

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:33 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2002 03:50 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Aussie Humour

Started by Gino, 20th December 2001 12:58 PM

aussie, bar, barman, bloke, bra, friends, gday, gunna, humour, jumper, leads, mate, pots, seat, serve, set, start, table, takes, tits, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2001 12:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Piece of Ash

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:06 PM

ash, beech, begins, biggest, birch, gentlemen, grow, growing, johnno, lands, pecker, piece, replies, son, takes, tall, taste, tell.a, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods.a

Replies: 4
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2001 05:19 PM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Maturation

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 08:06 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Smart blonde

Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM

$500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Finish?

Started by RETIRED, 24th September 2001 01:40 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2001 09:12 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

Started by Barry Nelson, 7th September 2001 09:34 AM

approaches, bloody, break, dining, eat, grill, heads, johhny, johnny, mixed, parliamentary, sitting, takes, waiter, wiil

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2001 09:34 AM; by Barry Nelson

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JOKES

A Common Story

Started by Geoff Sims, 30th July 2001 11:18 PM

actual, apply, capabilities, common, company, current, dictates, economic, employees, employment, fit, management, manager, phase, plan, programme, raped, request, retired, retirement, review, screw, screwed, situation, status, story, stuffed, survey, takes, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2001 12:00 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Rooster

Started by Gino, 6th July 2001 11:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2001 11:47 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Jack and Jill

Started by Gino, 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM

attitude, babe, change, chat, f+%$g, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, hands, hmmm, honey, honeymoon, jack, jill, knickers, married, mine, mother, night, oldie, read, replied, sat, sweetie, takes, trousers, wear, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 12:26 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Quick saw horse

Started by Iain, 5th June 2001 09:07 AM

bunnings, couple, extra, half, hambly, horse, hout, notice, quick, saddle, sawhorse, stands, takes, time

Replies: 1
Views: 5,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2001 05:16 PM; by JackoH

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Goodnight Irene

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 11:25 PM

bar, beer, bit, chills, cutie, delicious, dirty, doeurves, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, glass, goin, goodnight, holding, hor, hors, ian, irene, mug, pie, takes, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2001 11:25 AM; by Neil

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JOKES

Hope this getpast the censors!

Started by Island Ape, 4th May 2001 01:37 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, censors, expert, friends, getpast, grow, growing, hope, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 08:27 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

canibals

Started by Gino, 19th April 2001 01:48 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2001 01:48 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Young couple

Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:17 PM

admits, aerial, bit, couple, disease, doctor, doctoring, embarrassed, exclaims, fester, girl, head, knowingly, left, marks, nodding, proceeded, punchline, session, sex, starting, takes, van, wait, whip, whipping, worst, wounds, yells, young

Replies: 1
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2001 09:27 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

WOODWORKER AND HIS HELPER

Started by ken yates, 8th April 2001 02:39 PM

anvil, arm, bucket, carry, chicken, chickens, clerk, directions, duck, ground, hand, hardware, hell, helper, hold, lady, left, material, meets, molest, project, set, starts, store, supposed, takes, tells, thatll, thinking, woodworker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2001 02:39 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

What I've Learned As I've Matured

Started by DonN, 7th April 2001 06:55 PM

99%, assholes, build, care, celebrities, destroy, f%@, fades, hope, hot, house, joke, kids, languages, learned, life, lot, love, matured, money, passion, people, proof, relationship, stalk, steamy, suspicion, takes, time, trust

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2001 06:55 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Best head lines for 200

Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:53 AM

200, court, crash, cut, death, defendant, dims, dropouts, found, half, head, hope, juvenile, kids, lines, local, nutritious, painting, peace, police, quickly, refuse, school, settled, shooting, stolen, strike, takes, tree, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2001 11:53 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

marriage

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

one to think about......... ;)

Started by lacewood, 16th February 2001 07:15 PM

agent, beat, blanks, brow, chair, children, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, nursing, quiet, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, wife, wiped, woman, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2001 07:15 PM; by lacewood

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JOKES

Football Again

Started by DonN, 8th February 2001 06:58 PM

boy, bulldogs, coachs, day, debut, football, game, goals, ground, happy, home, kicked, lad, life, melbourne, minutes, mum, office, phone, proud, recruiting, ring, rings, scout, son, sound, stynes, takes, terry, western

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2001 06:58 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Dark In Here

Started by DonN, 7th February 2001 05:38 AM

$100.00, baseball, booth, boy, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, dads, dark, door, father, friends, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, son, start, takes, terrible, toss, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2001 05:38 AM; by DonN

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